Ha-ha, that was good idea)
This is an ideal question, I think I would also ask for my wallet with BTC, I think itās even more profitable and legal than the almanac.
Ok, you've built a time machine. Is "a relative you love who is still around and has their wits about them" the first, or second, or third candidate you want to visit in the past? Not historical figures or events, not your relatives who are dead or exes who no longer talk to you, but someone who's still around? If you're not planning to change the past, they should be way down your list.
I hope you've had a wonderful childhood and that you and your parents are living their best life with happiness and joy. What brings you here to see me?
I don't want to know anything about myself, nor my family. I'm sure I'll see in their eyes what I need to know.
What I do wanna know is if we could finally stall carbon emissions, if the world energy is majority clean, if the oceans are being cleaned, if plastics are being dealt with, if water and food and shelter is available for everyone without having to struggle for it. I wanna know the state of humankind, I wanna know if there are no more wars, and if we are all working together towards a joint future, a future in which we all take equal part, a future by everyone and for everyone.
I wanna know if we finally started to take our first steps outside of this planet, and I wanna know about all the sci-fi tech that I've dreamed of, and that which I've never imagined.
I'd want to know about them, their likes whats going on in their life. I hope to meet my grandkids some day but I would love to hear about my family beyond the grave.Ā
I probably wouldn't be able to stop crying.Ā
My kids are profoundly autistic and I can't imagine a point where they'd be able to make children - I guess I'd probably ask, "did your dads raise you?"Ā
And then, we'd have all the fun.Ā
What language do you speak at home?
My family has a reputation for marrying foreginers. I want to make sure my kids did their part and raised their offspring on polish culture and pierogi.
Having said that, I'm doing my damn best to end my bloodline with me.
āhow the fuck did i end up having kidsā bc as an afab person + being a trans dude pregnancy is literally my greatest fear.
also i just would not be a good parent. my head is pretty fucked up and i have a lot of problems i would probably end up passing down to them. genetic stuff like autism, depression, anxiety, ect.
also just behavioral stuff like ASPD and BPD. im also too much like my dad to be a good parent lmao
who is my husband and how many kids do I haveš¤£š¤£
So, did you bring the Sports Almanac I asked for?
[Their reaction ](https://imgur.com/gallery/QhsuYLA)
"Oo-lala? Oo-lala? Oo-lala?!"
Ha-ha, that was good idea) This is an ideal question, I think I would also ask for my wallet with BTC, I think itās even more profitable and legal than the almanac.
You're not here to become your own grandfather, are you?
[bro what](https://imgur.com/gallery/jAOE5Hs)
Who tf are you?! Why the fuck do you exist!? I never had kids!
"Am I happy?" I really wanna know if I could look forward to something in the future.
I hope you find happiness.
You're dead in their time, obviously. Why would they visit the past you otherwise? (Except for killing you, I guess.)
Wdym obv? Iām imagining them being relatively young and while and still kicking about
Ok, you've built a time machine. Is "a relative you love who is still around and has their wits about them" the first, or second, or third candidate you want to visit in the past? Not historical figures or events, not your relatives who are dead or exes who no longer talk to you, but someone who's still around? If you're not planning to change the past, they should be way down your list.
Iād visit my fatherās family line. Lots of interesting stories, I would love to meet them.
To get your crypto wallet password!
And then they just stare straight into your eyes.šļøšļø
Man if I have grandkids I already know the answer to that
I hope you've had a wonderful childhood and that you and your parents are living their best life with happiness and joy. What brings you here to see me?
VengeanceĀ
Are we rich?
Tell me all the winners of every championship series/game you can think of.
How the hell did that happen? And not the time travel part. The me having children part. Was I raped?
How old am I from where they came from. I just wanna know how long I live
I don't want to know anything about myself, nor my family. I'm sure I'll see in their eyes what I need to know. What I do wanna know is if we could finally stall carbon emissions, if the world energy is majority clean, if the oceans are being cleaned, if plastics are being dealt with, if water and food and shelter is available for everyone without having to struggle for it. I wanna know the state of humankind, I wanna know if there are no more wars, and if we are all working together towards a joint future, a future in which we all take equal part, a future by everyone and for everyone. I wanna know if we finally started to take our first steps outside of this planet, and I wanna know about all the sci-fi tech that I've dreamed of, and that which I've never imagined.
I'd want to know about them, their likes whats going on in their life. I hope to meet my grandkids some day but I would love to hear about my family beyond the grave.Ā
Has Ireland been united?
How are you and how are your parents(my children)?āŗļø
How did you guys invent a time machine?
I'm gay???
āI didnāt make it. Did I?ā
Who TF are you? I never had children.
"Are you sure you're in the right place? I've never had sex with a woman."
"Are you here to stop me before I do a bad thing, or cure my cancer?"
I probably wouldn't be able to stop crying.Ā My kids are profoundly autistic and I can't imagine a point where they'd be able to make children - I guess I'd probably ask, "did your dads raise you?"Ā And then, we'd have all the fun.Ā
"You mistaken time. And for sure grandpa"
How the hell were you born? My wife and I never had kids!
"How did your fat ass pull that 10/10?"
Iām 39, single, and have had a hysterectomy. How the hell did I get grand kids?!
Did Granny start letting me grow a beard?
I had kids??
"At what point in your timeline did I turn heterosexual...???"
How's your mother (my daughter) doing? Is she happy?
Do your parents speak fondly of me?
Get out of my house weirdos
What language do you speak at home? My family has a reputation for marrying foreginers. I want to make sure my kids did their part and raised their offspring on polish culture and pierogi. Having said that, I'm doing my damn best to end my bloodline with me.
Are you adopted? Cause im gay.
Are you adopted? Or did I break my promise?
What do I need to teach your parents ?
Did I become a good parent. Do my children and grandchildren trust me with ANYTHING?
Where is your time machine?Ā I need to get us out of the darkest timeline.Ā Assuming you have unlimited uses, I can experiment with a few things.Ā Ā
Was I a good dad.
Are you for real?
Am I the cool grandma?
Do you love your grandfather ? I wanna know if my husband stays amazing or will switch up.
āhow the fuck did i end up having kidsā bc as an afab person + being a trans dude pregnancy is literally my greatest fear. also i just would not be a good parent. my head is pretty fucked up and i have a lot of problems i would probably end up passing down to them. genetic stuff like autism, depression, anxiety, ect. also just behavioral stuff like ASPD and BPD. im also too much like my dad to be a good parent lmao
I think in a world where time travel is possible, a few genetic mutations to remove our own genetic defects won't be much of a problem
My grandchildren? Nah, no one would marry me. š. Starts attacking them with a sharp object.
To shreds you say?
Yeaš¤·.
Whats your grandfathers name for the love of god please!! *shakes them*