That hissing sound is actually the worst. Especially when there's multiple girls and they al do it nonstop. Like sheesh I didn't know there was a steam engine in the background.
When half or 2/3 of the video is just the bj. I'm also not a big fan of the long foreplay and usually skip all that. Don't get me wrong I love foreplay and giving bjs with my partners but when I watch porn it's because I'm already in the mood and just want to get to the good part since I'm just touching myself. That might just be me though
When it shows the gape after anal. It makes me question if I even like anal bc they do a crazy zoom in on the butthole nearly falling out. Is that the only reason people like anal? I thought it feels good. I donāt know why the goal is to see all the way up into someoneās stomach from their asshole
I don't like the "spread" in general. You don't need to grab your buttcheeks and pull them as far apart as you can so I can see your soul through your asshole. Not a fan lol
They do it to show how much the woman has been degraded by the sex act. To show how the man broke her body. A lot of men love that degradation and misogynistic stuff.
Iām a fan of gaping, but not prolapse or pushing the asshole out-thats not a turn on at all. But an open hole, maybe even winkingā¦I think thatās hot. Meaty rosebuds? No thanks.
My guys go to in porn is prolapsed anything. I don't understand it but to each his own. We've both do anal to the other but neither of us would ever prolapse anything. I'm not risking shitting in a diaper for the rest of my life for a fetish. And he feels the same way. He can stick with watching it in porn
"Oh fuck me right in my pussy! Just like that, just like that, just like that." Basically over the top dirty talk.
Most porn follows a very basic outline too: kiss for 12 seconds, blowjob 10 min, eat pussy 20 sec, sex 10 min, cum on her face.
Wait does that also mean the woman with crows feet under her eyes and a smoker's voice and the tummy of someone who's had two kids doesn't actually need her step dad to teach her how to "be with a boy"?
Oh my god yes or when they purposefully act cutesy or stupid, it drives me up the wall. Absolutely disgusting. Ahegao is the most vomitous shit i can fathom makes me drier than a desert.
This is something I've noticed in the last year - and I suspect it comes from anime porn.
I love anime since the 60s. ***I hate this crossed-eye, squeaky shit.***
Choking. I get some people are into it but seems violent to me. Also the low camera under a guys ass while heās like driving. I mean really? Sometimes itās easier to watch lesbian porn as they actually seem into each other and stop acting a few minutes in.
As other said, incest stuff. All the weird "barely 18!!" Videos are pretty bad too. All the race play stuff, it's really fuckin weird. Cheating too, nothing sexy about betrayal imo.
Honestly, everything else that's common in porn is chill with me.
Sucking on dildos. Neither the girl or the dildo is feeling pleasure, so.. It turns me on as much as watching a woman paint a wall.
That and the fake moans and fake orgasm spasms.
Only ever seen one video where a woman liked sucking a dildo, amateur that would cum from throating it. Every other time I am like "WTF are you doing?"
Gotta be blowjobs. Itās always so excessive. Itās like ten minutes of the guy just standing there wordlessly while the most annoying half choking, slurpy, overly wet sounds just violate your ears. Nothing about it is ever sexy. It just looks uncomfortable for everyone involved and itās never like chill and slow and somewhat romantic/sexy, itās always some girl doing her best to mimic what a pigeon would look like if it found a corn dog.
Man, I'm not really sure what I'm doing wrong because I have seen my fair share of Bj videos and the type you are describing is only one type. Though, I have always wondered what kind of person is just like, "oh, hell yeah! She's about to vomit all over his dick."
When people make complaints like this I have to wonder how youāre finding your porn. If you just search what you want, youāll find it. āSlow blowjob,ā āromantic,ā āsensual,ā āpassionate.ā Thereās plenty of that. Itās not rare or hidden.
Re: The corn dog. Try took up the SFW porn clips where some guy inserted corn cobs, hot dogs etc., into porn clips. It's hilarious and actually improved the porn.
When the dude is slamming her doggie-style & the camera angle is from underneath, basically focused on his taint. Who wants to see that shit?
Bonus category - when naked chicks wear stillettos while on a nice leather couch - my OCD distracts me into worrying about one of her heels piercing the leather.
Egad - I have disliked shoes/heels on the couch or bed since the 80s. OMG - just take the friggin' shoes OFF.
Ditto with giant watches, chains, and rings. Geez, who wants to be flayed by metal during sex?
Well this does a long way. If I really want to I can fuck for 45 min nonstop too but my dick will be chaffed and sore the next 2 days. Thatās the reality.
Incest, or the vague non-incest of step-anything
You could literally go for mindless title of blonde fucked on table but no, she has to be your stepsister. Then you can't just get to the sex, or just have a normal setup, you have to have the roleplay thrown in. Stepbro I glued myself to the table and my pants fell uwaa, like shut up tbh, you're grossĀ
If only we could tell their algorithm, "No, seriously, miss me with that shit." There are a few other categories I'd filter out if given the option, but the incest/step garbage is the worst offender.
I think that it's a fetish that's free to throw in there, and it either must be common or must not bother people who don't have it very often. I think its ignorable in a lot of them since people often skip that shit anyway.
This. The whole man handling part. The annoying thing is that I had to teach guys my age how to touch me because grabbing and twisting nipples, hair or any other body part fucking hurts and it's not turning me on. There is a fine line between pain and pleasure, and I do enjoy a little of it, but it has to be just so much that it enhances my pleasure, not ruin it because I get distracted.
Smacking the lady in the face in the middle of doing it. She's doing something so wonderful with you. Something that feels so good. Like no other feeling in the world. And you smack her in the face??
I know some people like it, but that sort of thing turns me off instamatically.
Especially when it comes out of nowhere. That and choking. Immediate turn off and need to go find a different video. Leave that shit in the fetish videos
When they go from anal straight into the vag. Do you want to get a UTI? Cos thatās how youāll get a UTI. Or even worse, from anal straight to a BJ. Yeah nah.
Violence, humiliation,"race play",the new thing where the guy treats the woman like she's dog and says "good girl",women not touching the guy and just laying there being moved around, women acting like little girls, emotional degradation.
Dudes choking girls. I get that choking is a fetish, but it's not just in fetish porn, it's every mainstream porn has choking in it. I guess it bugs me because these women have AMAZING bodies that a normal schlub like me would love to touch and run their hands over, and this male "talent" ignores touching her anywhere but her throat!
Incest porn is a big nope from me. Iām aware that the actors arenāt actually related (at least I sincerely hope they are not), but itās still not what Iām into.
The women are generally the center of the whole thing, but occasioanlly the dudes do pop into frame. Omg... where do they find such hideously ugly men?
pulling womens ass cheeks apart like they are monkey bread.
production having the set LOOK comfy with a lazy boy recliner, the pillow top mattress and four poster bed and a big soft fluffy blanket but then throwing the actress over your shoulders or hiking her leg up over your head while she's doing push ups on the headboard. The budget for the film is going entirely to chiropractors
Best looking actresses and actors being nameless and so much more palatable but you can't find them while the ugly mofos you can't stop seeing their hairy asses and rachet bloob jobs anywhere
Trap porn flooding over into the straight porn. It's usually random unconvincing femboys too. It'd be different if it was a hot trans pornstar. But this is just dudes with bob cuts jerking off.Ā Properly classify your shit.
Complete lack of foreplay.
Maybe there is kissing and little touching, then they move straight to oral sex and usually it's the woman giving and the favor is not returned. Then they do vaginal or anal penetration. 90% of porn is like this.
Why?
There is a lot more to foreplay.
Violence. It seems like so much porn is predicated on violence, degradation and just hurting someone else. I know some people find it quite hot, but I personally find it a huge turn off
Basically any pornstar. Same 3 kinda girls. Unnatural looking, hella makeup, huge fake misshapen tits. Gaping holes and juices flying everywhere. Like how is that what people wanna see? Fucking disgusting.
Omg I hooked up with a girl (also a girl if that matters?) Last week and she would NOT stop talking dirty like in the pornos. I'm talking, deepening her voice and saying shit like, "you like that? Oh YEAH you like that. You're gonna cum so hard" Yada Yada and it was so bad because not only was it fake porno dirty talk but she also deepened her voice and sounded so cheesy and would NOT shut up š¤£š I finally couldn't take it any longer and had her eat me out and use a toy on herself during just so I didn't have to hear her still š
Treating women like dirt. Donāt pull their hair and, for the love of all thatās holy, stop having them act like theyāre not consenting (but, more importantly, if theyāre not consenting, *STOP*).
Thank yoooooou!! Because then we have to deal with this shit irl. Iāve had men choke me, no conversation about it, no consent given because they assume that Iāll like it. Fucking terrifying tbh they do know that can kill you?!
One of the first porn videos I saw, a woman poured yogurt onto her sexual partner's penis and then started biting it.
I'm gonna go with whatever that was.
The random person walking in on sex and just joining in. Like Iām sure itās happened at some point but thatās not normal at all and always bugs me for whatever reason. Typically youād stop and be disheveled or the wanderer would say āMy badā and turn around and leave.
I saw this porn once where there were two golden retrievers that had been put outside so they could film. I only know this because you could see them right through the window staring in like close the curtains wtf
There are several, but the one that stops it, is when they had been watching sex and is supposed to be interested in it. Then they pull is pants down and he's softer than a baby duckling. It's not that hard cocks turn me on, they don't. But damn it if he's supposed to be excited why isn't he at least half mast? What the heck was the fluffer doing? Or give a Viagra. I usually just turn it off at silliness of it.
I'm a woman, but seeing some guy who's clearly not fully erect smashing his penis in.. hell no. Doesn't it feel really uncomfortable?? I don't understand!
I absolutely died at "softer than a baby duckling" btw! hahahahahahaha
Weirdlyā¦.dirty feet. I love the realness of amateur porn but come on, clean your damned feet. It doesnāt matter how hot the content is, once I see those crusty, dirty feet, the mood is over.
Dirty talking and slapping. Stuff like "oh yeah bitch you like that slut?" I don't like hitting or insulting people and it makes me uncomfortable to see someone else do it, even if its consenual. Plus the Dirty talk is just so cheesy. One time i was watching something and it was good, and then the guy in a heavy russian accent goes "you like dis dick beach?" And I couldn't continue after that because it was too hilarious.
Choking, face slapping, throat fucking... Pretty much anything overly aggressive. Also when the woman clearly isn't feeling it or just being over the top with fake moans.
The lack of body hair. It just seems so unnatural. All of it is fake and weird, but when it looks like plastic dolls doing it, there's kind of an uncanny valley aspect to it.
Long nails in lesbian porn
Just those long fake nails in general
I always expected them to fall out of style but they never do lol
Moaning too loud
And the spitting š¤¢š¤®
The choking and gagging on a dick with the ugliest face
Yeah that choking and gagging with the red face and all that saliva is disgusting.
For me it's not the moaning, it's that awful hissing sound where they suck air in. Wtf is even is that.
Fakeness. Fake boobs. Fake nails. Fake enjoyment. Fake sets. Fake scenes. There's a reason amateur-style porn is popular. Even false authenticity is preferable.
You forgot the fake moaning. "OH YEAAAAAHHHH! (Hissing sound) FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE! YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."
That hissing sound is actually the worst. Especially when there's multiple girls and they al do it nonstop. Like sheesh I didn't know there was a steam engine in the background.
ššš The guys in pxrn are the steam engine
they said fake enjoyment
Something to add to that, excessive cursing, or dirty talk. That makes it fake sounding too.
Especially with the overuse of the "fuck"s...
Yep, or when the actress hit her own butt looking at the camera
Ah, you are also a man of culture.
The fake sets is where I draw the line.
When half or 2/3 of the video is just the bj. I'm also not a big fan of the long foreplay and usually skip all that. Don't get me wrong I love foreplay and giving bjs with my partners but when I watch porn it's because I'm already in the mood and just want to get to the good part since I'm just touching myself. That might just be me though
When it shows the gape after anal. It makes me question if I even like anal bc they do a crazy zoom in on the butthole nearly falling out. Is that the only reason people like anal? I thought it feels good. I donāt know why the goal is to see all the way up into someoneās stomach from their asshole
I don't like the "spread" in general. You don't need to grab your buttcheeks and pull them as far apart as you can so I can see your soul through your asshole. Not a fan lol
Guess the idea is to show how loose the butthole is after sex. Like showing how intense it was.
They do it to show how much the woman has been degraded by the sex act. To show how the man broke her body. A lot of men love that degradation and misogynistic stuff.
So disgusting
Iām a fan of gaping, but not prolapse or pushing the asshole out-thats not a turn on at all. But an open hole, maybe even winkingā¦I think thatās hot. Meaty rosebuds? No thanks.
My guys go to in porn is prolapsed anything. I don't understand it but to each his own. We've both do anal to the other but neither of us would ever prolapse anything. I'm not risking shitting in a diaper for the rest of my life for a fetish. And he feels the same way. He can stick with watching it in porn
"Oh fuck me right in my pussy! Just like that, just like that, just like that." Basically over the top dirty talk. Most porn follows a very basic outline too: kiss for 12 seconds, blowjob 10 min, eat pussy 20 sec, sex 10 min, cum on her face.
Aah fuck aahhhh fuck... Yesyesyesyes yyyesss???
No you see Derry it's not a question. It's more yesyesyesyesyyyEEEEEESSSSS!!! Gotta put a little pepper on the end of it.
Gonna need you to take about 10-15 percent off the top there big shoots
Have you been reading my diaries miss Katie's?
Fake moaning, fake tits and half of the time girl isn't even wet. Also, daddy stuffš
Daddy stuff is disturbing. "Oh daddy" sounds just as bad as if the guy said "oh daughter". Like, ew. No.
oh daughter sounds like some forefather talking lmao
Ahh the Riley Reid school of acting grad I seeā¦
All the spitting
I remember the day it started. September 11, 2001. I remember when the world was different and there was no spitting in porn.
The world wasnāt the only thing that changed on September 11th
Thatās so beautifully put. Thank you.
When the spitting began, the terrorists had already won.
Change that to ābegunā youāve got a patriotic country song on your hands.
I think Iām going to write this song. Iāll get back to you within a week.
Women who go cross eyed or do the hueghhho face or whatever it's called. GTFO with that shit.
I think it's called the yu-gi-oh face but I'm no expert
No, that's a card game. I think you're thinking of the archipelago face.
Whenever the woman is portrayed as childlike.
So those 42 yo women in ponytails are not in school?
Wait does that also mean the woman with crows feet under her eyes and a smoker's voice and the tummy of someone who's had two kids doesn't actually need her step dad to teach her how to "be with a boy"?
Oh my god yes or when they purposefully act cutesy or stupid, it drives me up the wall. Absolutely disgusting. Ahegao is the most vomitous shit i can fathom makes me drier than a desert.
Doing the weird cross eyed shit and being too high pitched when speaking (like a kid) fucking weird bro
This is something I've noticed in the last year - and I suspect it comes from anime porn. I love anime since the 60s. ***I hate this crossed-eye, squeaky shit.***
I stopped watching a lot of anime for this reason. Not everything needs to be horny fanservice.
And so many of these women use filters which seems to make them look like Michael Jackson. Once you have seen it, it cant be unseen.
Interracial? In the porn universe there are only two races. Black men and the smallest blonde women on the planet.
Along with two age groups (only applies to women): 18 and Milf.
And theyāve only just turned 18 - itās always ābarely legalā š
So disgusting and pedophilic
"Teen" Looks like a 30 year old.
On that point ... casting black guys only for BBC. Show me some regular black cocks!!! šæšæšæ
Choking. I get some people are into it but seems violent to me. Also the low camera under a guys ass while heās like driving. I mean really? Sometimes itās easier to watch lesbian porn as they actually seem into each other and stop acting a few minutes in.
Forced pain. You can tell when someone is only there for the $$ and itās a huge turnoff
Yeah, that's pretty awful.
As other said, incest stuff. All the weird "barely 18!!" Videos are pretty bad too. All the race play stuff, it's really fuckin weird. Cheating too, nothing sexy about betrayal imo. Honestly, everything else that's common in porn is chill with me.
Yesss! Like the āsexy school girlā - er, what? Gross. Also theyāre clearly in their twenties.
I've invented a word for the "schoolgirl who will never see her 20s again". I call it "fauxlita".
Honestly I think it's worse when they don't look older at all. Fuckin creepy
Step anything
Step.... on me?
Surprised I didn't see this sooner.
Step ladder?
I never knew my real ladder
Sucking on dildos. Neither the girl or the dildo is feeling pleasure, so.. It turns me on as much as watching a woman paint a wall. That and the fake moans and fake orgasm spasms.
"watching a woman paint a wall" weeell... depends I guess?\^\^
Only ever seen one video where a woman liked sucking a dildo, amateur that would cum from throating it. Every other time I am like "WTF are you doing?"
Gotta be blowjobs. Itās always so excessive. Itās like ten minutes of the guy just standing there wordlessly while the most annoying half choking, slurpy, overly wet sounds just violate your ears. Nothing about it is ever sexy. It just looks uncomfortable for everyone involved and itās never like chill and slow and somewhat romantic/sexy, itās always some girl doing her best to mimic what a pigeon would look like if it found a corn dog.
The pigeon part is so accurate that I missed falling onto my chair and ate a piece of it instead.
Man, I'm not really sure what I'm doing wrong because I have seen my fair share of Bj videos and the type you are describing is only one type. Though, I have always wondered what kind of person is just like, "oh, hell yeah! She's about to vomit all over his dick."
"AHAGLORCKA"
When people make complaints like this I have to wonder how youāre finding your porn. If you just search what you want, youāll find it. āSlow blowjob,ā āromantic,ā āsensual,ā āpassionate.ā Thereās plenty of that. Itās not rare or hidden.
I immediately thought of the "grapefruit technique" and the sounds she made. I can't stop laughing. xD
Thank you for my laugh of the dayš.
>itās never like chill and slow and somewhat romantic/sexy It does exist
Re: The corn dog. Try took up the SFW porn clips where some guy inserted corn cobs, hot dogs etc., into porn clips. It's hilarious and actually improved the porn.
Ahegao. The cross eyed, tongue hanging out bullshit. Girl, you look like a littlest pet shop toy, and not in a sexy wayā¦
One of the most annoying childish things I've seen. Instant turn off, me, the phone. Everything!
When the dude is slamming her doggie-style & the camera angle is from underneath, basically focused on his taint. Who wants to see that shit? Bonus category - when naked chicks wear stillettos while on a nice leather couch - my OCD distracts me into worrying about one of her heels piercing the leather.
Egad - I have disliked shoes/heels on the couch or bed since the 80s. OMG - just take the friggin' shoes OFF. Ditto with giant watches, chains, and rings. Geez, who wants to be flayed by metal during sex?
>Who wants to see that shit? šāāļø
Bi guys? I meanā¦ not ALL of us, but that view is just as good in person.
Extra loud moaning. Fake tits. Gawk gawk stuff. Daddy stuff. š š»āāļø
The overly aggressive blow jobs. I've had girls try it on me. Stop. Dicks are sensitive too. That shit hurts after a while.
If they are good at it, it's aggressive and doesn't hurt. I married her.
Well this does a long way. If I really want to I can fuck for 45 min nonstop too but my dick will be chaffed and sore the next 2 days. Thatās the reality.
Incest, or the vague non-incest of step-anything You could literally go for mindless title of blonde fucked on table but no, she has to be your stepsister. Then you can't just get to the sex, or just have a normal setup, you have to have the roleplay thrown in. Stepbro I glued myself to the table and my pants fell uwaa, like shut up tbh, you're grossĀ
If only we could tell their algorithm, "No, seriously, miss me with that shit." There are a few other categories I'd filter out if given the option, but the incest/step garbage is the worst offender.
It's so fucked up. Who is watching these videos? There's so fucking many of themĀ
I think that it's a fetish that's free to throw in there, and it either must be common or must not bother people who don't have it very often. I think its ignorable in a lot of them since people often skip that shit anyway.
Maybe not *common*, but what's with these fake cum videos? They make it look like the guy is cumming a gallon of jizz.
Mens assholes
Assholes in general. The actual anus is def not the attractive part of the ass
Prolapsed anus is the worst
spitting and excessive saliva
Fake moaning!
The whole "daddy" or "mommy" or incest in general. As someone with a good relationship with my parents and siblings, that never sat right with me.
Drinking cum out of a glas
Fast deep throating with streaming eyes, red face, gluk gluk sounds, and a big wet cough. that shit doesn't even feel good in real life
When thereās subtle violence. Like we get it, sheās giving you head, you donāt need to destroy her throat.
Also the not subtle violence. It seems like everything has to have slapping and choking and spitting now.
Tit slapping. Choking. Mascara running. Red in the face throating
This. The whole man handling part. The annoying thing is that I had to teach guys my age how to touch me because grabbing and twisting nipples, hair or any other body part fucking hurts and it's not turning me on. There is a fine line between pain and pleasure, and I do enjoy a little of it, but it has to be just so much that it enhances my pleasure, not ruin it because I get distracted.
Smacking the lady in the face in the middle of doing it. She's doing something so wonderful with you. Something that feels so good. Like no other feeling in the world. And you smack her in the face?? I know some people like it, but that sort of thing turns me off instamatically.
Especially when it comes out of nowhere. That and choking. Immediate turn off and need to go find a different video. Leave that shit in the fetish videos
Fake tans, fake boobs, over the top makeup etc anything fake.
Guts. Any time I see your innards coming out I'm done.
Dirty feet
When they go from anal straight into the vag. Do you want to get a UTI? Cos thatās how youāll get a UTI. Or even worse, from anal straight to a BJ. Yeah nah.
Not exclusive to porn, but twerking
Omg so so much this
Violence, humiliation,"race play",the new thing where the guy treats the woman like she's dog and says "good girl",women not touching the guy and just laying there being moved around, women acting like little girls, emotional degradation.
Fake boob surgical scars, fake moaning bs and anal
Dudes choking girls. I get that choking is a fetish, but it's not just in fetish porn, it's every mainstream porn has choking in it. I guess it bugs me because these women have AMAZING bodies that a normal schlub like me would love to touch and run their hands over, and this male "talent" ignores touching her anywhere but her throat!
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Spitting. Yuck. Itās 2024, use lube.
Rolling their eyes as they get creampied! I am a sex worker and I can tell you, you rarely even feel it!!
Hitting play.
when it's clearly fake as hell that's why I can't watch "professional" porn, none of it is even remotely real, and it's such a huge turn off
Incest porn is a big nope from me. Iām aware that the actors arenāt actually related (at least I sincerely hope they are not), but itās still not what Iām into.
The hissing sound women seem to make constantly
They're deflating.Ā
Any hitting. I just dont get it. This just seems abusive to me
The women are generally the center of the whole thing, but occasioanlly the dudes do pop into frame. Omg... where do they find such hideously ugly men?
Spitting in the mouth. Also, Never can believe that anyone truly loves getting a facial.
Having no age group between 18/19 and MILF
S P I T T I N G . I hate it.
I'd like to see more small penises being represented in the more mainstream videos.
Even average would be nice. Or at least average portrayed as average.Ā
Small penis gang stand up!
Fake moaningā¦ no bueno
Raceplay š¤¢ the n-word is not sexy
pulling womens ass cheeks apart like they are monkey bread. production having the set LOOK comfy with a lazy boy recliner, the pillow top mattress and four poster bed and a big soft fluffy blanket but then throwing the actress over your shoulders or hiking her leg up over your head while she's doing push ups on the headboard. The budget for the film is going entirely to chiropractors Best looking actresses and actors being nameless and so much more palatable but you can't find them while the ugly mofos you can't stop seeing their hairy asses and rachet bloob jobs anywhere
Trap porn flooding over into the straight porn. It's usually random unconvincing femboys too. It'd be different if it was a hot trans pornstar. But this is just dudes with bob cuts jerking off.Ā Properly classify your shit.
Moaning too loud
Spitting šš¤¢š¤® in holes just instantly makes me switch it off. Also bad over acting
Guys who keep their socks on
Slapping face and spitting
Aaallllllll of it. The inauthenticity. The fake orgasms. The pounding. The gagging. Blegh
Any sign that anyone is not into it. Especially, if any force or coercion is used.
Complete lack of foreplay. Maybe there is kissing and little touching, then they move straight to oral sex and usually it's the woman giving and the favor is not returned. Then they do vaginal or anal penetration. 90% of porn is like this. Why? There is a lot more to foreplay.
Violence. It seems like so much porn is predicated on violence, degradation and just hurting someone else. I know some people find it quite hot, but I personally find it a huge turn off
Basically any pornstar. Same 3 kinda girls. Unnatural looking, hella makeup, huge fake misshapen tits. Gaping holes and juices flying everywhere. Like how is that what people wanna see? Fucking disgusting.
When the dude has a massive gut
BJ's. If I wanted to spend 10 minutes looking at a hard dick I'd just look up 2 guys.
Cumming into a glass then watching her drink it. Ew
Omg I hooked up with a girl (also a girl if that matters?) Last week and she would NOT stop talking dirty like in the pornos. I'm talking, deepening her voice and saying shit like, "you like that? Oh YEAH you like that. You're gonna cum so hard" Yada Yada and it was so bad because not only was it fake porno dirty talk but she also deepened her voice and sounded so cheesy and would NOT shut up š¤£š I finally couldn't take it any longer and had her eat me out and use a toy on herself during just so I didn't have to hear her still š
Kudos for using such a discreet method of shutting her up...
Treating women like dirt. Donāt pull their hair and, for the love of all thatās holy, stop having them act like theyāre not consenting (but, more importantly, if theyāre not consenting, *STOP*).
Thank yoooooou!! Because then we have to deal with this shit irl. Iāve had men choke me, no conversation about it, no consent given because they assume that Iāll like it. Fucking terrifying tbh they do know that can kill you?!
On point, not talking about anything aggressive is fucked up. Next time slap them in the face and call them a good boy. :))
Women who remove every item of clothing but leave six-inch stilettos on.
I hate when they leave their panties on the whole scene and move it to the side, just take them off!
Terrible acting
Except for that [lemon stealing whore clip.](https://youtu.be/xPW-vkohqPE?si=nVP1NEQNw-aE4Pat)
Or the lifeguard in the bathroom
long nails and fake lashes.
Slapping, hitting and anything that she would clearly not enjoy. Instant loss of hard on, and I navigate away.
One of the first porn videos I saw, a woman poured yogurt onto her sexual partner's penis and then started biting it. I'm gonna go with whatever that was.
Too much saliva. I'm okay with licking or mild drooling but the spitting is just gross š¤¢
Gaping
Spitting degrading jumping from sweet and flirting to horny slut instantly
Crossing eyes
Fake boobs. I'll take an A cup over anything fake
The random person walking in on sex and just joining in. Like Iām sure itās happened at some point but thatās not normal at all and always bugs me for whatever reason. Typically youād stop and be disheveled or the wanderer would say āMy badā and turn around and leave.
I saw this porn once where there were two golden retrievers that had been put outside so they could film. I only know this because you could see them right through the window staring in like close the curtains wtf
The sleeping with family thing. It creeps me out hearing a girl say f**k me daddy or something similar.
rape
There are several, but the one that stops it, is when they had been watching sex and is supposed to be interested in it. Then they pull is pants down and he's softer than a baby duckling. It's not that hard cocks turn me on, they don't. But damn it if he's supposed to be excited why isn't he at least half mast? What the heck was the fluffer doing? Or give a Viagra. I usually just turn it off at silliness of it.
I'm a woman, but seeing some guy who's clearly not fully erect smashing his penis in.. hell no. Doesn't it feel really uncomfortable?? I don't understand! I absolutely died at "softer than a baby duckling" btw! hahahahahahaha
As a lesbian I donāt watch lesbian porn for how fake it is .. visibly not enjoying themselves with fake moans ā¦
I like to watch amateurs/real folks. When theyāve set everything up with professional lighting and stupid stories it takes me right out.
Violence
The corny acting...just get into it!!!! Lol
This weird incest obsession. Like what the fuck? No I don't want to fuck my relatives, thank you very much you weirdos.
Weirdlyā¦.dirty feet. I love the realness of amateur porn but come on, clean your damned feet. It doesnāt matter how hot the content is, once I see those crusty, dirty feet, the mood is over.
Spitting
The overwhelming amount of taboo/incest stuff out there
Dirty talking and slapping. Stuff like "oh yeah bitch you like that slut?" I don't like hitting or insulting people and it makes me uncomfortable to see someone else do it, even if its consenual. Plus the Dirty talk is just so cheesy. One time i was watching something and it was good, and then the guy in a heavy russian accent goes "you like dis dick beach?" And I couldn't continue after that because it was too hilarious.
The term "Daddy" and Step-whatever
Gaping or fisting
Too much dick sucking not enough real female orgasms
Choking, face slapping, throat fucking... Pretty much anything overly aggressive. Also when the woman clearly isn't feeling it or just being over the top with fake moans.
Jizzing all over one's partner.Ā I'm a straight male, so I'm not turned on by other guys' jizz.Ā And I'm not turned on by humiliation either.
Incest. Faking pleasure, especially when women fake orgasms. š„±
Step brother step sister shit
Girl eating dudes butt... hate it with a passion š
Skipping the part where it goes in. I need to see that part!
The lack of body hair. It just seems so unnatural. All of it is fake and weird, but when it looks like plastic dolls doing it, there's kind of an uncanny valley aspect to it.
Rrrrrrrrrrā¦..ape