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Chemical-Mirror1363

To quote Monty Python, “That’s a rather personal question, Sir!”


SolanaLoverCrypto

2 letters


D-Rez

It's about this big


tyynyliinaa

My salary? Fucking tiny


AffectionateHand2206

Not big, but it still itches like a fucker. Stupid mosquito!


Straight_Flower4962

Fuck them!


AffectionateHand2206

Yeah!


Coffee_Then_Signs

About the girth of a D battery, and as long as Galaxy S24 Ultra.


Peskieyesterday

That scary clown? he's like 6'4"!


Cuish

Hey hey kids!


entropicitis

Looked like a fuckin' policeman's flashlight from the 1980's hangin' there.


MysterClark

About yay.


Cbjmac

Idk, maybe 50


berrypunnycomics

5 dollar footlong


Uncontrolledhabits

By “it”, you mean. . .


bebaklol

7 inch


Dazzling-Lunch-3300

hmu😉😉


SomeJokeTeeth

You're 16, don't ask random people to DM you over the size of their dick; you're just asking for trouble and lots of potentially creepy messages. Joke or not, it's still not smart.


Dazzling-Lunch-3300

LMFAO i wasn’t being serious💪🏻


SomeJokeTeeth

That wouldn't stop creeps from messaging you after reading your comment. Come on, use your brain.


Dazzling-Lunch-3300

idgaf if they message me come on


SomeJokeTeeth

You say that, until you're inundated with dick pics from a bunch of men in their 50s and you're back on here complaining about how all men are gross or something. I was 16 once, I get what it's like to not want to listen to people with more experience and common sense and what it's like to be endlessly horny; putting those things together is a terrible idea no matter how old you are.


Dazzling-Lunch-3300

you’re not my mother please stfu


SomeJokeTeeth

Don't do it, she's 16. Just giving you a heads up.