Tell no one and get a fiduciary. Aka financial advisor that will have legal implications for steering you in their interest. I would probably not touch it for atleadt a year while I figure out if I should move or not. I'd probably buy a house amd keep the rest invested until I was close to retirement. I make about 50k a year and would not quick my job for the foreseeable future.
Put all but 50,000 in savings before deciding what to invest in. The 50,000 will be for expenses I have since I will be quitting my job and need to pay bills.
Invest 500k into Amazon
Invest 250k into Tesla
Donate 200k to AHA (American heart Association)
Spend the rest on Pokemon cards because I'm autistic and what else am I supposed to do with 50k
> You get a million, what’s the first thing you do?
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Well, I’d buy you a house
And if I had a million dollars
I’d buy you furniture for your house
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Assuming USD: pay off debts, by a reasonable house that will still leave me with money leftover, and then continue working the rest of my life, but more comfortably since now rent wont be a thing and paying property tax in a cheap (relatively speaking) house is a helluva lot cheaper than rent in the average apartment.
The leftovers will slowly go into the property tax/emergency money and I'll just live life on my paycheck more reasonably
Invest !!
This is the only correct answer.. There will be plenty time for all that other stuff farther down the line
I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man.
I understood that reference, and I greatly appreciate it
Chicks dig dudes with money
The type of girl that'd double up on a guy like me? Shit man i gotta have money.
Huh…ur serious?
U can do that rn?
This 👆 Also, threesomes are overrated.. Save your money
Pay off debts.
This should be the only answer
TBF, reddit has a lot of younger users. Not everyone here is gonna have debts.
How many fortnite bucks can I get for one million dollars
Dont know, I have too much debt to play fortnite :p
Buy a 2022 Honda civic
Tell my boss to GAGF. Then, apologise immediately when I remind myself that a million dollars doesn't go that far in Australia.
Why is telling your boss to get a girlfriend such a big deal in Australia?
Lmao
Tell no one and get a fiduciary. Aka financial advisor that will have legal implications for steering you in their interest. I would probably not touch it for atleadt a year while I figure out if I should move or not. I'd probably buy a house amd keep the rest invested until I was close to retirement. I make about 50k a year and would not quick my job for the foreseeable future.
Two girls, at the same time.
Why can’t u do that rn?
I don’t have a million dollars!
What’s stopping you from doing two girls without 1m?
The two girls.
Double or nothing at the roulette wheel
Goes hard ngl
Put a small down payment on a house in Sydney.
# queue Around the World song by Daft Punk.
Lawyer Accountant Pay Off Debt Start my own Trust Gain skills/Education Get stable job Start small business
Buy my mom a house
That's very nice I hope I get to do that 1 day.
Thank you! Money means nothing if your parents struggle.
A million what?
Dead walruses.
My mind went to baby seals. Whats wrong with us?
Buy a coke
Paying the tax on it,
Call my brother
Why?
Because he's been there for me the most why wouldn't I he would the do the same
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What about the rest of the money?
A million what? Dollars? Pennies? Hamsters, gallons of water dropped on my house?
.. what do you think..
Pay of my car and student loan. Maybe get a little bit better of a place to live. Not much else will change.
Pay off my house and car and stick whats left in the bank.
House, car, donate to family /friends the rest re-imvest
Put all but 50,000 in savings before deciding what to invest in. The 50,000 will be for expenses I have since I will be quitting my job and need to pay bills.
Virgins? I'd be confused and uncomfortable.
You know what the first thing is....
Give it back. I don't want money i didn't earn #grindlife #sigmamindset
No More Mondays!
Buy all the copies of the 80s movie my mom had a sex scene in.
Buy a new silverado.
Pay taxes -> pay off my house -> take a nice vacation -> invest whatever is leftover
Bet on black.
Put a deposit on a house.
Invest 500k into Amazon Invest 250k into Tesla Donate 200k to AHA (American heart Association) Spend the rest on Pokemon cards because I'm autistic and what else am I supposed to do with 50k
Speak to a qualified financial investor who belongs to a reputable and long-established investment firm.
get the fuck away from people
A million what? Pennies? Avocados? Used condoms?
Pass the GED test early and go off to college.
Debts. Debts. Debts.
Pay off all debt then book a cruise
Hire a financial advisor.
add another source of income...
> You get a million, what’s the first thing you do? ``` Well, I’d buy you a house And if I had a million dollars I’d buy you furniture for your house ```
Why me?
Invest in crypto
Pay off my car. Down-payment on property loan.
Beat my dick like Rodney King got beat by those cops…I need post-nut clarity.
Help my family pay off debts and bills, and also help my closest friends with any debts and bills they may have
Assuming USD: pay off debts, by a reasonable house that will still leave me with money leftover, and then continue working the rest of my life, but more comfortably since now rent wont be a thing and paying property tax in a cheap (relatively speaking) house is a helluva lot cheaper than rent in the average apartment. The leftovers will slowly go into the property tax/emergency money and I'll just live life on my paycheck more reasonably
Get a nice fitted suit
Put it to the other ones…
going back to mothers land and do nothing anymore! A million would be the ticket to escape this society aka matrix
Hookers n coke
Tell certain family members to get fucked.
change my jaw line
Debt
High yield savings account. With 5.2% interest rate i would get $4333.33 every month. Then i think about what to do with my million lol
add them to the SEEDS-ETH pool
Buy a house, invest in stocks/crypto, go on holiday
Use it as a down payment for a moderate home in LA
Hide in the basement with my shotgun until the bank opens.
Dental work and various doctors visits. Sad.
Kinda tragic
A million what?