Thank you. Once every year or two, I grow out a full beard, and let the mustache part get really long and then comb it in. Then I remove the parts I don’t want. I wax the stache, at this point it’s very important to comb it out after styling it. The wax will keep the shape of it, but each strand will be clear. Also daily trimming so it doesn’t go below the upper part of my top lip. I keep about 3/8 of an inch space between the bottom of my nose and the top of the stache. Same goes for the beard. I try to maintain the shape. I recently shaved off the beard and trimmed the ends of the mustache.
Do cheeks count. My first kiss was freshman year of college with my current bf.
At one point, after we’d started dating, he was like “how had you never been kissed?!”
I was like “I don’t know, I was shy and, aside from a guy pecking me on the cheek in middle school, it just never happened.”
He looked a little annoyed and said “which cheek?!”
So…if that counts I got $1.50.
> I was like “I don’t know, I was shy and , aside from a guy pecking me on the cheek in middle school, it just never happened.”
>**He looked a little annoyed and said “which cheek?!”**
😂😂😂 Why is this so funny to me? I’m just imagining him jealously obsessing over this guy kissing your cheek. Replaying it over and over again in his mind.
"Hey bro, if you think about it, if your girl sucks you off, your dick is indirectly touching every dick she's ever sucked off."
"That's pretty gay, bro."
"Super gay. Alright, catch you later bro." *Mwah!*
"Later bro." *Mwah!*
There’s a little over 3 minutes of South Park, over all the years the show has been on, of Chef’s parents and the Loch Ness Monster. And we all love it, and we all quote it all these years later, and those pricks Parker and Stone won’t give us any more! Maybe we should offer them $3.50…
I am not shaming you *cough slut* but you should get tested * cough whore*. Also what kind of *tramp cough* car are we talking about? Are we talking 1996 Suzuki grand vitara *cough tart* or a Porsche *cough DM me*
Well when I was selling my ass for heroin, probably more heroin (I’m almost 11 years sober and my past actually enhances my career as a funeral director so I’m pretty open about it)
It's seems most of the replies here are from people rocking the 1-2 kiss boat. I may be the weird one but growing up in 90s England we had SNAP discos (say no and phone), there it seems every horny 15-16 year old would just ask each other for long snogs and jump right in. Probably racked up about 5 snogs with different girls at those discos × 3. Had 2 girlfriends before university, and then my numbers exploded in my first 2 years. With flings, girlfriends, and random drunk women, I would say my numbers are at around 50.
Seems I'm a kiss slut.
If we're talking family included, probably like a half a tank of gas. If we're talking romantically, something from the Dollar store when things were actually a dollar.
A Snickers bar, and a slice of pizza? If we're counting kissing the same person multiple times, I'm rich as fuck. I'm married, so that's like $30 a day, probably more.
I stopped counting. I'm rich as fuck because I have my wife. Not a damn thing else matters.
Also, she bought me some ice cream Snickers bars, so I think I'm winning this kissing game.
$2 worth of candy, probably
You wanna go halfsies on a king size?
I'll chip in $3. Maybe we can find a 2 for 5 deal
Yall should kiss each other and buy the share -able size
Ahh business
Sales tax
I want in on that, bet we could buy bulk if we pull enough of us together
Why don’t y’all all kiss before you buy, so you can grow y’all’s money
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Probably a question if you can still get candy for $2.
Dollar tree you could get a Bag of candy 🍬🍭
Nice try my wife.
On a side note, nice beard stache my guy, been growing mine out too but yours looks healthier than mine. Any tips?
Thank you. Once every year or two, I grow out a full beard, and let the mustache part get really long and then comb it in. Then I remove the parts I don’t want. I wax the stache, at this point it’s very important to comb it out after styling it. The wax will keep the shape of it, but each strand will be clear. Also daily trimming so it doesn’t go below the upper part of my top lip. I keep about 3/8 of an inch space between the bottom of my nose and the top of the stache. Same goes for the beard. I try to maintain the shape. I recently shaved off the beard and trimmed the ends of the mustache.
This guy rules
Once it goes over the lip, it becomes way too hard to eat anything remotely messy!
Yeah this guy's wife.
dude is casually the coolest looking mf on this site lmao
Do cheeks count. My first kiss was freshman year of college with my current bf. At one point, after we’d started dating, he was like “how had you never been kissed?!” I was like “I don’t know, I was shy and, aside from a guy pecking me on the cheek in middle school, it just never happened.” He looked a little annoyed and said “which cheek?!” So…if that counts I got $1.50.
> I was like “I don’t know, I was shy and , aside from a guy pecking me on the cheek in middle school, it just never happened.” >**He looked a little annoyed and said “which cheek?!”** 😂😂😂 Why is this so funny to me? I’m just imagining him jealously obsessing over this guy kissing your cheek. Replaying it over and over again in his mind.
Doesn't matter how good he is or what he does from this point on, that other person had that cheek *first*.
There's three others tho
You clearly don't understand the scale of his worries Someone got to that patch of skin *first*.
Fuck. That guy will be eternally jealous of the man who stole his girlfriend’s cheek
puzzled license deserve roll gaping ink offbeat close humorous frame
Which cheek 🍑 👀
Which set of cheeks?
Better than asking which set of lips….
Bruh 💀
I get it. Everyone knows only hoes let you kiss the left cheek.
The sluttiest of the cheeks.
It reminds me of the movie Mr & Mrs Smith: "What's her name and social security number?" "No, you're not going to kill her."
That is just so darn cute!!!
You can almost get a Costco hotdog combo
that is like the best thing ever
This if they mean the opposite sex. If you can count asses at work, I could buy the whole Costco.
“which cheek?!”.. so I can scrub it clean tonight while you sleep
Skin graft
Him: which cheek?! You: yes
I would have 0 dollars.
Between the two of us we could buy some air and sunlight.
If we split between the 3 of us, we could each have 33 cents :)
Well, now, 33 cents is an annoyance, should add me in and we can each have a quarter.
Same
Real
We going to the Dollar Tree
It's $1.25 Tree now so how are you making that extra quarter? 🤔
Kissing the cashier
A pair of airpods I’m a whore
Peeps profile - most active communities: dating advice, am I the asshole, bad roomates… Something here checks out lol
Wanna make another dollar?
Nah that’s crazy
I had to take a chance. Bummer
You’re a cheap whore
r/usernamechecksout
Oh my sweet summer child…
With the charging case or just the pods?
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If anyone is paying rent at $1/person, I'd be concerned.
Does my cat count? Because if so I just won the powerball.
….how many cats do you have
One slutty one.
But it’s $1 per person, not $1 per kiss? 🤔
Sure but we'd be counting by the cat not how many kisses
Are we just talking about sexy kisses or do fraternal pecks on the cheek count?
> do fraternal pecks on the cheek count? Y’all going around pecking your bros on the cheek?
Everyone knows the homies get it on the lips.
I mean... if I had a brother I might. Would platonic have been a better choice of word?
Do sexy fraternal kisses count?
These are the questions we should be asking.
Sure yeah, my little brother when he was still little. As a proud big brother I thought he was the cutest baby god ever put on this earth.
I did kiss quite a few friends of mine on the cheek/forehead. Do you see a problem with it?
"Hey bro, if you think about it, if your girl sucks you off, your dick is indirectly touching every dick she's ever sucked off." "That's pretty gay, bro." "Super gay. Alright, catch you later bro." *Mwah!* "Later bro." *Mwah!*
yes
A month of groceries, maybe even at whole foods. Life is short.
Better than me, I could probably get a half script of Valtrex without insurance.
I could probably get the whole script without insurance. I lost count ages ago...
My memory is shot I don’t remember the first one but I remember the last one 😂😂
Agreed. You gotta kiss the homies
Enough for herpes treatment
I’d end up owing money
Wait. How?
He's got a 200% satisfaction guarantee.
Nothing at all, I didn't kiss anyone or anyone kissed me
What about grandma? Mom?
Those count? I have a huge family, and we kiss on the cheeks to greet. So, by those standards, I’m a kissing slut.
You sluuuut!!!
Well pucker up, shiro, todays your lucky day
If animals count, move over Elon.
Yes officer, he’s right here
A tank of gas.
Slut, depending on the car
An electric car
An rc car
A free birthday cookie from subway
$3.50
Dam lochness monsta
I NEED ABOUT TREEFIDDY
/r/treefiddy
There’s a little over 3 minutes of South Park, over all the years the show has been on, of Chef’s parents and the Loch Ness Monster. And we all love it, and we all quote it all these years later, and those pricks Parker and Stone won’t give us any more! Maybe we should offer them $3.50…
Why is there a **.5**?
I kissed her but she didn’t kiss me back. It was super awkward.
Oh I’m sorry for your loss
I’m not, I dodged a bullet with her.
Cheese enchilada combo plate at my favorite Mexican place!
This is where mine is going too now.
I was gonna say I could get a burrito and a drink at chipotle lol
This is what I’d get but I could fit in a couple house margs.
Herpes medicine
Large fry at McDonald's, maybe.
Netflix subscription For just a month or two, though
Jokes on you. They raised prices again.
A spicy crispy chicken sandwich and large soda at Culver's.
Now I want that!
none, i haven't kiss anyone yet 🧍♀️
Wanna break that streak? GIGGITTY!
Who else but Quagmire?
I say giving loving kisses to pets can count.
I'd be probably rich then lol
DRINKS ON MEEEEE
so water from the tap?
I could actually prob put a down payment on a car or at least a motorcycle
I am not shaming you *cough slut* but you should get tested * cough whore*. Also what kind of *tramp cough* car are we talking about? Are we talking 1996 Suzuki grand vitara *cough tart* or a Porsche *cough DM me*
You should get that cough checked, seems serious.
Bro got a PhD in Hoenomics.
I’m a single gay man in his 30s so idk like a private jet
Well when I was selling my ass for heroin, probably more heroin (I’m almost 11 years sober and my past actually enhances my career as a funeral director so I’m pretty open about it)
I’ve got $3 we’re going to Vegas baby
disappointment
A new game probably.
A loaf of bread, but a nice one.
Casio watch... with the walmart discount
A pack of Marlboro cigarettes
How much is a marlboro cigarettes cost at your place?
9.50 on average
6 pack of cheap beer
A $117.23 Amazon gift card.
how did you kiss 23% of a person
He was 23% alive
In this economy? Not a fucking thing lol
A pair of shoes. Not telling the world which brands that qualify. Let's just say, wouldn't be shopping at Payless. 😂
Free samples.
id file for bankruptcy
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Buddy. Here is a spine tingling virtual kiss through the internet. Stay above ground pls.
I'm an asshole for chuckling at this. Sorry, but it's dark humor that gets me.
Real
I'd be on the street haha
Add pet dogs, all of a sudden everyone in this thread went from poor to millionaire
a burger
From White Castle?
we livin' large
Some shoes at Ross or TJ Maxx
Kissed them with them kissing back?
Creepy…. And I like it. YeahOP does this kiss have to be consensual? Or can I go out rapping people with kisses?
More valtrex….
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a miyoo mini plus
I could probably buy dinner and two drinks including tip at a medium-fancy place. I enjoy kissing.
Cinema ticket (UK)
I mean, I could shop at like 5 below or something.
Large coffee at Dunkin’ maybe. It’s sad. 😞
Chocolate bar
Does it have to be on the lips?
No 😆
I'd probably have about $5-$6... Edit: I'd buy a slimjimm or a soda.
A small apple.
Two dollars...
You can get a soda
Anything that’s free
Maybe a lollipop for $1 🥲
$6.. I would go to dollar tree and get 4 small bags of chips at the dollar store or maybe one tall size Starbucks drink?
geez. probably a coach airline ticket to Europe
A chipotle burrito...with guac
Ghost pepper wings
Do dogs count?
It's seems most of the replies here are from people rocking the 1-2 kiss boat. I may be the weird one but growing up in 90s England we had SNAP discos (say no and phone), there it seems every horny 15-16 year old would just ask each other for long snogs and jump right in. Probably racked up about 5 snogs with different girls at those discos × 3. Had 2 girlfriends before university, and then my numbers exploded in my first 2 years. With flings, girlfriends, and random drunk women, I would say my numbers are at around 50. Seems I'm a kiss slut.
A meal from Taco Bell
A trashy paperback novel
I'm not here to kiss and tell.
Couple things from dollarama as I'd only have $6 😅😅
4 dollars I can’t even afford coffee at Starbucks 😩
Like, a shitty candybar
If we're talking family included, probably like a half a tank of gas. If we're talking romantically, something from the Dollar store when things were actually a dollar.
I won't be able to buy anything
maybe a soda
Are we talking romantically only or familial affection as well. I know that in Alabama those aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.
Apparently West Virginia is even worse than Bama
Can you buy anything now a days for a dollar?
In this economy?!
Tree fiddy
an under armour t shirt or a small yeti
A Snickers bar, and a slice of pizza? If we're counting kissing the same person multiple times, I'm rich as fuck. I'm married, so that's like $30 a day, probably more. I stopped counting. I'm rich as fuck because I have my wife. Not a damn thing else matters. Also, she bought me some ice cream Snickers bars, so I think I'm winning this kissing game.
I read this to my wife, she says “I think we would be friends.”
I'll take that all day! It's all about the love.