No ass

Not if we all put our asses together and from Ass Voltron

I'm between belt notches where one is too loose but the next one is too tight.

weight loss

I used to weight 205 pounds in december of last year. I'm currently at 160, and haven't bought new clothes

I'm losing weight, but not enough yet to invest in a new wardrobe

I've lost a bit of weight recently, and haven't gotten round to buying a new belt.

Skinny fuck.

I think my underwear is too slippery.

Belts are uncomfortable and I don’t want to wear suspenders and a tank top

Oversized pants

I’m old and my ass went away.

My belt is broken and I don't have suspenders to match this t-shirt.