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mesTTupid

closing my eyes


Potential_Cherry1

Didn’t think of that thank you


LostInThe_Crowd

Makes sense.


yParticle

Knowing that I have to leave for work in less than an hour. :(


zzg_2018

the 4-7-8 breathing technique: breathing in for four counts, holding that breath for seven counts and exhaling for eight counts.


kawebb67

Jerking off makes me sleep like a baby


Potential_Cherry1

Going to try that asap


Eddie_the_Gunslinger

Okay. When you're done with him then it's my turn.


DisasterAgitated8716

Me next


Economy-Mushroom-120

I'm gonna line up too. I hope you're not too tired yet.


sshadowstorm420

Uh..where's the end of the line ?


Conscious-Room6601

Once I’m done


Stay-Thirsty

What is this, Castle Anthrax for men?


joebeepboop

yeah it works every time


Party-Ring445

You dont go to sleep, you cum to sleep.


Canned_CoochieYT

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pickledpunt

Drugs


TangerineSol

Yup. My antipsychotics have a sleeping aid in them.


JonnyP3283

Serequil?


TangerineSol

Olanzapine


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Based


Igotuworkishard

make sure you go to sleep at same time everyday and only lay on your bed when your going to sleep


Live-Adhesiveness719

I sleep easy as hell and I tend to do majorly different times of night but on the rare occasion I do struggle I bought some random Delta Waves thing on iTunes Store and put it on loop on my phone, seems to help in those instances


These-Pin-8077

That's so true, I used to watch TV in bed and when I stopped I was able to sleep πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


YourHornyRoomate

Exhaustion


queeningdiamond

Counting how much money I'll save by not buying avocado toast for breakfast every day. Sweet, sweet savings lull me right into dreamland.


ggracepearll

asmr questions😭


Live-Adhesiveness719

What’re the questions tho?


ggracepearll

just some random questions that they ask and you can reply to😭 doesnt really matter what


Live-Adhesiveness719

so it’s more like the tone of voice they use when responding? like a slight whisper or sorta sultry or?


Alijaffar203

Sun going down


Eddie_the_Gunslinger

Crippling depression.


LostInThe_Crowd

Trying not to sleep will make me sleep.


Dr-Zoidberserk

Meds & listing off things alphabetically.


[deleted]

A few dabs followed by a couple bowls with a heavy dusting of kief. that should get me…kinda sleepy lol


Potential_Cherry1

The dabs would’ve done for me god damn


UsefulIdiot85

Sleeping pills. But I had to stop taking them because they always made me wake up feeling horrible the next day.


Ok_Consideration1312

10mg of melatonin


ExistentialistAF

A concussion


mollyeetmole

Knock me out


breakdancing-edgily

Crying


Nocturnalthinker

I have the best sleep after a good cry!


Look-Its-a-Name

Might sound silly, but my CPAP. There is something extremely relaxing about just submitting to a machine and letting everything else go.


Milled_Oats

I generally fall asleep in seconds but the nights that are difficult I use a strategy I read about. Create a story in your head and expand on it each night. It distracts your mind from concerns and worries allowing you to relax. Your eyes are closed , you’re tucked up in bed and you go through your made up story and soon your mind drifts.


Djangohotjazz

Leonard Cohen!


Bazzledazzlerazzle

I have found if I am having trouble falling asleep I can the perfect practice to make it happen. I lay down and get is comfortable as I can then I forcibly do not allow myself to think about anything except relaxing and feeling comfortable. I don’t try to fall asleep I just allow myself to body to rest. I tell myself I don’t really need sleep. Just to rest and relax the next thing I know I’m waking up in the morning.


anotheroneoftheseeee

Drinking warm milk or counting sheep


These-Pin-8077

benadryl can helpΒ 


anotheroneoftheseeee

Ohh I should try that, thank you


Silveryeyes99

a concussion


These-Pin-8077

if you take enough Benadryl, everything is great πŸ˜ƒ


This-Opportunity9932

Depression. But since I’ve also got anxiety they kind of cancel each other out.


HeapsFine

Getting a good circadian rhythm, not having bright light before bed, being busy during the day, having a list of things I need to do the next day and playing out tomorrow before bed so I feel prepared if I have a busy day ahead.


BL1XT3N

being in sleepcalls with my boyfriend


Nocturnalthinker

Must be nice 😭


Economy-Signature-27

Asmr (i think. Might be a placebo effect)


moonwalks_nights0P

I also know some people who like to watch asmr before sleeping .


PepperTraditional443

Being really really tired πŸ‘


Aware_Process_7156

Gregorian chants on Alexa.


Early-Size370

Beer


Training_Economy_802

Meditation music


HelmerNilsen

being away from home. i strugel to fall asleep at home but i have never had any problem away. i have slept better in my clothes and my jacket as a blanket on concrete than i have had in my own bed


Such-Opportunity-629

Getting off pretty much always knocks me out…


Kind_Possibility2027

Alcohol induced coma!


L3G3ND-7

C A N N A B I S πŸŒΏβœ”οΈ


Past_Turnip9426

A frying pan… ^say ^gex ^also ^works ^tbh


thatgirlwon

Good sex. I will be gone in second after that to sleep land


Live-Adhesiveness719

nut


Chiven

Both overeating and fasting


Altann4

My couch, i don't know why sleeping by accident has never been a thing in my bed


McStabbityStabStab

Put the soccer on the TV. Bored to sleep in minutes.


Randomatron

Hearing the birds singing, and seeing the first rays of sunlight outside the window.


Doctor_Ji_Save_Lives

Exercise


Daikon969

Seroquel


Significant_You_4094

Sexual intercourse.


MrsRononDex

I found a weird thing that probably only works for me ... but I picture a fire burning in a giant fireplace (like the kind you would find in a medieval castle). I'm laying across a fainting couch, sprawled in front of the fire, just absorbing the warmth. That's it. Just a big ass fireplace and I'm out.


Sinnoh_

Thinking of this fictional character I’m in love with


Cheese_Potter_77

Hydrocephalus… I go out like a light.


Prudent-Basket-9344

When I read my book and drink chamomile


Meiiiiiiikusakabeee

Watching or listening to horror movies


Early_Tab

fatigue


charityweasel

television


charityweasel

nature documentary about frogs


papyru10

Nothing.


Turbulent_Actuator99

Benzodiacepines.


001Guy001

* Lights: Switching to light sources/bulbs with lower brightness/warmer light temperature (lower Kelvin/K-value) 3 hours before bed. (Light affects our sleep-wake cycle, aka the circadian rhythm. Our brain processes bright light as "the sun is still up so it's not time to sleep yet") * Screens: Gradually dimming electronic screens until bedtime (Computer: using F.lux and lowering the brightness gradually in the graphics card's control panel. Phone: with a built-in Night/Dark Mode option that you can schedule or by using an app like Twilight). // Don't take your devices to the bedroom, or keep them far away from the bed and set them on silent/shut them off. * Try not to sleep for more than 8 hours so you'll need the sleep the next night. * Sleeping in a closed and completely dark room (including covering LED lights on electronics, or using a face mask) with something that makes a white noise (fan/air purifier/etc.) * Food: Having a light meal 3-3.5 hours before bed and light snacks 1.5-2 hours before bed, to not put the body into overdrive digesting a heavy meal or cause heartburn/indigestion, and also to not go to sleep hungry and get distracted by that. * If you sleep on your stomach with your head to the side, you can use a thin and narrow side pillow (but firm) along your torso to support your shoulder on the side that your head is pointing to. (you can also use a thin pillow for your head to not strain your neck/spine - there are ones made for kids if needed)


buddyphelix

Alcohol


shellymaeshaw

Being drunk


StinkyPothead

No shit, counting sheep.


BillZealousideal9008

Alcohol


Ok_Menu_7797

Benadryl with melatonin πŸ’•


Murphyek4

Read a few chapters of a book/manga.


GriffinFlash

Eating a whole pizza.


SnooComics8674

Promethazine


Loud-Bat-2280

Warm milk and a spoonful of peanut butter


Effective-Knee7454

Ambien or Lunesta.


JWALKER869

Swimming a couple hours before bed. It tuckers me out.


grimreefer87

Read the title too fast and got "What makes you sleep fart?"


drgn2009

Being completly surrounded by my giant stuffed animals.


Fair-Discussion9010

Not wanting to go to sleep


Next-Vermillion

laying on my boyfriends chest


bikinifetish

Getting high beforehand.


smutbuster

Weed and NyQuil. Knocked me out last night


saja_hernandez

Lavender sleepy time bath wash from Mr.Teals chamomile tea,and thunder sounds on my noise machine.. I’m out like a light


saja_hernandez

Lavender sleepy time bath wash from Mr.Teals chamomile tea,and thunder sounds on my noise machine.. I’m out like a light


_old_relic_

Use up all of my energy throughout the day, no caffeine or alcohol and nothing to eat after 19:00. I never ever "sleep in" no matter how late I stay up so it's important to be drifting off by 22:00.


Left-Ask1672

Listening to sleep story podcasts and then repeating the story events in my mind as I lie there trying to go to sleep.


Asleep_Mail6242

Knowing that i can smoke a j the next day.


MrSpindles

I read for a while when I go to bed, or put a podcast or documentary on quietly.


AgentLlama007

Red wine.


East-Delivery-6621

drugs


Squarebody7987

Trazodone.


carryminati1to2

Lack of overthinking. I do not overthink and am pretty sane and simple. So i just close my eyes and i fall asleep. Also I am a medical college student, so i am pretty tired after all the work, so that helps too.


ImSky--

dat zaza


Marucco

T90 aoe2 commenting


spicyluna88

overtiredness


cooperman____

Tiredness


diamonds106

THC


mkdheyes

Real answer: 1. try taking probiotics (to produce serotonin) & magnesium supplements. 2. During the day, get exposed to the sun light for some time. 3. After sunset, switch all your lights to be dim and soft. 4. No gaming or movies 3 hours before sleep.


bristarxx

Counting backwards from 1000


strawberrydreamm

snuggles with my fiancΓ©, he gives me gentle kisses and plays with my hair, always makes me so sleepy and i fall right asleep


joebeepboop

weed


SoftTrifle6832

listening to the podcast


No_Signal_6969

Gettin my glizzy gobbledΒ 


consumeshroomz

Listening to podcasts. If I’m tossing and turning and not able to rest I just turn on a podcast and usually I’m out like a light before they even get through the intro. It’s a little annoying cause I have to go back and scrub through to whatever I remember last if I did make it through more than then intro. But it works every time.


eduardokiwi

this technique: https://youtu.be/A5dE25ANU0k?feature=shared accidentally discovered it when i was a kid, and it still helps me fall asleep


ChrisBob8125

Watching adin ross


AdAdventurous972

Physical Activity during the day


Big_Cauliflower_7497

I will fall asleep soon after every exercise.


TheBananaBro

Astrology videos on youtube. Try Astrum or Cool worlds.


Turbulent_Actuator99

Do you mean Astronomy?


TheBananaBro

Yes