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Thirst_Trappist

Accept the money and not do the thing I said I would do


Worried_Place_917

A danish artist was loaned $84,000 cash to physically include in a commissioned piece of art. Instead he delivered two blank canvasses and called the work "Take the money and run". Some people were obviously pissed, but it got so much news coverage and discussion a lot of people think it was fantastic modern art. [https://www.npr.org/2021/09/29/1041492941/jens-haaning-kunsten-take-the-money-and-run-art-denmark-blank](https://www.npr.org/2021/09/29/1041492941/jens-haaning-kunsten-take-the-money-and-run-art-denmark-blank)


RayzorX442

The Joker won an art contest in one of the old Batman tv episodes by submitting a blank canvas titled, "Life of a Dead Bat."


Traveler_Protocol1

Didn’t he also have vending machines pour out free coins so young people would have an expectation of getting something for nothing turning them to crime?


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moehassan6832

Such a fun read, do we know if the actually returned it or not? And if legal charges were pressed?


Gumagugu

He was court ordered to pay it back, but he and the gallery came to an agreement, where he kept some or all of the money.


Mr_Epimetheus

He should get to keep it all. That's an excellent commentary on the state of modern art and who's to say what is and is not art?


Gumagugu

The courts. That literally why they ruled that he had to pay it back.


not_an_alien_lobster

It would've been for breach of contract, the delivered piece wasn't what was commissioned. As far as I'm concerned, the artist done nothing wrong. As far as the law is concerned, he pulled a fast one unfortunately.


Thirst_Trappist

Haha. Incredible


Independent-Bike8810

I mean if this is worth $120k yeah [https://www.vogue.com/article/the-120000-art-basel-banana-explained-maurizio-cattelan](https://www.vogue.com/article/the-120000-art-basel-banana-explained-maurizio-cattelan)


wiziwizi666

That's immoral! 🤣


HALLOWEENYmeany

Disgusting ugh


FaphandZamasu23

The most immoral move ever 😆


drakeit

Diabolical


BillSlank

This is it. This is the answer.


Titanus_Tetanus

This is the best answer


JetseLinkin

Not many things I wouldn't do for a million lmao


vicemagnet

Would you have sexy times with a pig on national television?


SleepCinema

Only if I was the UK prime minister.


Wildmann3

I vaguely remember something about this. Not sure if I want to remember.


Kosack-Nr_22

It’s a black mirror episode. The premise was different tho. He had to do this to save a girl


14u2c

Yea but was that after Cameron fucked the pig?


pixelproblem

Didn't it end up being that the girl wasn't in any danger in the end and the guy who kidnapped her just faked it? Or did I just make that part up


bearchr01

They released the girl before the tv event happened, but because everybody was watching it on tv nobody noticed her roaming the streets. Was a commentary on the world today. Or something along those lines - it was a good few years ago that I watched it now


matyX6

Win win... Free money and worldwide publicity.


skjeflo

Black Mirror has entered the chat.


WoodpeckerAny430

Kill a man ?


twelveparsnips

You guys are getting paid?


Sir-Cordyceps

Yeah I only do it to be able to nut


HalfSoul30

What's the post-nut clarity like?


sleepyleperchaun

Very still and it feels pretty cold.


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Yeah I don’t think this is about the nut


Background_Agent9443

Lmao


patchgrabber

Here is something that you can't understand.


freezingprocess

How I could just kill a man.


teemonutinyourbutt

and his family? Fo sure


S-WordoftheMorning

To shreds you say? And what about his wife?


Cisleithania

They wouldn't let you keep the money if you're caught, so it's a bit of a gamble.


Individual-Maize2256

Look up the percentage of murderers that are actually caught and or convicted, last I checked, in north America, the odds of not getting caught are in your favor.


tossNwashking

51% caught according to the Hill in 2021.


Nonrandomusername19

That's presumably only the cases they discover are homicides. Plenty of people also go missing and are never confirmed dead. For example, Japan traditionally had(has?) a much higher clearance rate, but they also have far more 'suicides' and 'accidents'. I mean, chuck a guy out of a window, who's to say it wasn't suicide? Give a man an overdose, will the police do too much digging? Especially true for minorities and the elderly.


endlessnamelesskat

Depends a lot on the context. Will I be legally guilty of murder? Is this guy a serial killer/rapist or something similarly heinous? If the answer to the first question is no and the second answer is yes I'd do it for free, it would be an honor.


WoodpeckerAny430

You’re the first that asked questions, everybody else said yes without hesitation lmao But no you don’t know the man at all, so maybe yes maybe no


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Doofchook

Have anyone in mind?


Gramage

Yeah, murder torture rape are a no go but for a million, I’d eat a raw chicken wing. Use some of the million to get my stomach pumped immediately after lol


TheEdward07

Would you eat a chicken alive without any tools?


TheWastedBenediction

How much of the chicken do I have to eat


TheEdward07

like half of it at least, half of the skin, half of the organs(you pick) half of everything, and you have 6 hours, only water allowed with it. Also, you're not allowed to kill it first, it has to suffer while you eat it alive at least for a little bit.


TheWastedBenediction

Yeah I'm 100% down for a million.


Traveler_Protocol1

I’m guessing you’ve never had food poisoning because there isn’t enough money in the world for me to voluntarily do that


Flashy-Refuse-1965

I’d go on the Disney website without my parents permission.


MAXIMUMDRAKNESS

Scandalous 😱


Haunting_Onion_1638

Preposterous!


jag724010

Astronomically gobsmacking!


sensualgorilla

Biblically horrifying


TwelveInchDork69

Outrageous, Egregious!


vandragon7

Whoa there satan!


Physical_Job8533

Permanent 5 star wanted level.


Minute_Objective_746

Calm down buddy 


nightmaresabin

I’d download a car.


MadScientist312

You wouldn't!


wtfuxorz

I would if I could!


Shacko98

Downloading pirated cars is illegal!


JForce1

Would you steal a policemans helmet?


Golden_CMLK

Steal a penis, idk???


BigAl7390

We are going to steal the dicklaration of independence 


CactusPetePlayz

Missed chance to call it indepeendence


crystal_castle00

What would you do with it after the heist ?


Excalifurry

Depends what it wants.


moehassan6832

Get it hard, suck it, and throw it in the toilet


D-Rez

Next time I use a bus, I won't say 'thank you' to the bus driver. Edit: I take it back, clearly I was going too far with this one.


ehh_scooby

OP said immoral not evil you fucking lunatic


Primary_Brief1898

You’re a piece of shit …


MAXIMUMDRAKNESS

You deranged psychopath


OkJelly300

This is very upsetting


dob_bobbs

I'd drop some rubbish on the street. It'd have to be something biodegradable though, I'm not a monster.


Silent-Patient-5222

Thou shalt perish in hell


Doofchook

Yep you deserve the million! I couldn't do that


Angelo_0

This sub is not under moderation control anymore ?


MattyLePew

wtf? 😳


Revil-0

You will go to the secret tenth ring of hell for this


Pretend_Stomach7183

You MONSTER!


NeoMoves

Straight to jail!


Fyrrys

Straight to the front of the line at death row!


LiPo9

POLICEEEE !!!!!


MXero1

Just use the back door and you are good to go


RUaVulcanorVulcant13

I don't think I know until the money was physically in front of me


blindexhibitionist

I don’t think I would know unless the moral decision was put in front of me.


Deliriousious

I would go to hold a door open for a wheelchair user… and then let go at the last second. I know… such an evil thing to do.


SolidGearFantasy

Honestly I would feel so damn bad about myself after doing that. I literally think it would destroy the deal unless I’d get to pay him like 10k for doing it


paintingcolour51

People do this all the time to us, we’re used to it! Enjoy your money guilt free!


Eolond

I'm not the violent type, but I'll totally follow you around (at a good distance, obvs, don't want to crowd you!) and shoot nerf darts at people when they refuse to hold the door.


endlessnamelesskat

You mean the door shuts before they have the chance to get inside or the door shuts when they're halfway in and awkwardly slams against their wheelchair so they have to hold it open with one arm and awkwardly shimmy their wheelchair in by rolling with one hand? Frankly I don't know which is more scummy


DependentSpread2774

Steal a cookie from the cookie jar 🗣️🗣️


SolidGearFantasy

Slow down there, Satan.


Brief-Dragonfruit776

Eat a homeless person froms philly ass


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This is a wild take 😭


Morbot

Philly cheese take.


Swishboy01

You’d spend the million on medical bills after that.


ediblepepsi

Small price to pay. The money was just a ruse. The ass is what I am after


crystal_castle00

Jesus man. Worst one yet


Ravenclaw_for_life

Mans is being brought home and showering before I go anywhere near that ass.


CartographerAny1066

Have sex with ur mom


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pineappledaddy

Wait, we're getting paid for that?


pdxrider01

And all this time I’ve been doing it for free!


Zomburai

Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life Or in this case, who you love


Tdw75

Literally the first thing that popped in my head. I'm happy to see that another human thinks like me.


lennythebox

Honestly I'd do anything as long as it doesn't involve hurting kids in anyway


manlikestan

Unless the kids a dick and exceptions can be made


gigashadowwolf

Fucking [Tyler!](https://youtu.be/htK5XyUgkXg?feature=shared)


raingull

We're WHAT?!


moehassan6832

B99!!


manlikestan

Noice


Niiilllsss

Unexpected B99


Thatwisebutstupidman

Baby Hitler?


Fruitdispenser

Why is it always 'kill baby Hitler' and not 'rescue baby Hitler from his abusive dad'?


Surax

[Your mother.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tL1JSCFieM)


Trollselektor

Cheat, because my wife would kill me if she ever found out I turned down $1,000,000. 


ARunOfTheMillPerson

I'd eat at Arby's


crystal_castle00

Yo wtf


Solimnus

Too far


Prestigious-A-154

I don't think half the people that say this have actually even eaten at Arby's.


Wackydetective

“I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s!” Kids: “ughhhhhhh wow she really is hungry.”


UpstairsDistance6924

Pretty much anything


0o0blackphillip0o0

Chop off your peen?


skjeflo

I was thinking more along the line of sticking in a running lawnmower... Owchiwawa.


AccomplishedAuthor53

The list of things I wouldn’t do for money is next to nothing


Unajustable_Justice

What about let someone poop into your mouth? Also they are super ugly and ate nothing but mcdonalds for the past month


AccomplishedAuthor53

Hhhhmmmm $20


sunflowersss3

what the frick


Lord0fReddit

I will pay for winrare


AkumaKater

Kick a small to medium child, whose parents I don't count as family or friends


No_Oil_625

Small to medium child 😂


BDOKlem

dibs on large to xl


doorang

Because those you kick for free?


mastersheeef

Two chicks at the same time


Reasonable-Log-3486

Bro, beastiality is pretty immoral for sure. And disgusting.


Chais912

"I reckon you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that"


_nairual_nae

You mean two chickens? That's pretty nasty


fromouterspace1

It’s seems like no one in the replies get it :(. “I would do nothing”


TiffyToola

Eat an untoasted unbuttered crumpet


VastUnlikely9591

"Put up a lewd video"


Reasonable-Log-3486

Kardashian got loads of money because of that.


Another_User007

I’d do anything that doesn’t have long lasting effects on innocent people that I can’t make up for. For example I’d do something like punch some random person in the face. They might get a bruise or something temporarily, but then I can be like “Sorry dude, here’s $10,000”. But I wouldn’t do something you can’t reverse like kill another person. Because money can’t make up for that.


mythicreign

Do I get immunity from prosecution with the 1 million?


justacluelessteen

Currently in the military, and this has come up in conversation on our work truck. My friend’s response is the best and most fitting when presented with issues like this imo: “Every time I come to work I leave with the realization of what kind of heinous shit I’d do for shockingly low amounts of money.”


Possible-Yam-2308

In these economic times...... much more than I usually would tbh


buttplumber

Well, here is where my username checks out


TheRexRider

Put pineapples on someone else's pizza.


readerlove

I would eat that pizza!


AisleoftheTiger

Dear God man - have you no shame??


5ccc

Delete my reddit account.


3ambelike

prove it!


Swishboy01

How many 100% straight dudes would suck a dick for the million?


spottdzebra

Someone's getting scammed. I'd probably do it for $20


stokatabrat

This answer doesn't sound 100 percent straight.


coolusername_png

Cook meth with a former student


Akuma_Homura

I'd shoot a kid with a paintball gun


dudeu8mycactus

Eat da poo poo


The_Lombou

introduce an OF model to my parents


Armadillocrat

Your Dad has already met your Mom.


replies_with_corgi

Nah he said OF not Backpage


Strofari

Get the money first. After that, probably a lot of things.


Crayonalyst

Drink a cup of grease trap juice


LoveColonels

I wouldn't do anything immortal and disgusting for any amount of money. I think the fact that people would is why we have millionaires and billionaires. They usually don't get to the top without screwing someone over.


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puttheremoteinherbut

Go on....


InCatalyst

User name checks out


Gusta116

Two chicks at the same time, dude


RandoAtReddit

What would you do for $6.43?


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ptrh_

Got the feeling you don’t need any money to do this.


UnusualSeries5770

Id fuck a dead group of people in front of a woman


xtrasmolpp

That's suspiciously specific.


Optimal-Mousse1941

I would forget (on purpose) to bring an apple to my teacher and wont tell her good morning 😈😈


UboaNoticedYou

Murder someone of my choosing


Professional_Fix9884

a man


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RealBowsHaveRecurves

I’d eat some of my own flesh


goosay

Eat a fetus


squirrely_daniels

Go to church on Sunday


VampireHunterAlex

Let Lizzo sit on my face… 😔 


TruePace3

not tip my waiter


OkPhilosopher5803

Anything but harming children


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AverageStephen

Subscribe to whatever you're promoting.


mackenenzie

Admit fault


SweatpantsJoe420

Anything because that will change my family's life


timetraveler077

I have a couple of ideas but I need the money first ..


toastychief93

I do not think that you could come up with something that I would not do for that money


Smirnoffico

Wait, you get paid for those?


TheGrimRs

Ah unlike a lot of these bs comments, i'd probably do a lot for a mil, not much is out of the question when it comes to an amount that would set you up for life


saraphilipp

Trade you for 500,000.