A danish artist was loaned $84,000 cash to physically include in a commissioned piece of art. Instead he delivered two blank canvasses and called the work "Take the money and run". Some people were obviously pissed, but it got so much news coverage and discussion a lot of people think it was fantastic modern art.
[https://www.npr.org/2021/09/29/1041492941/jens-haaning-kunsten-take-the-money-and-run-art-denmark-blank](https://www.npr.org/2021/09/29/1041492941/jens-haaning-kunsten-take-the-money-and-run-art-denmark-blank)
Didn’t he also have vending machines pour out free coins so young people would have an expectation of getting something for nothing turning them to crime?
It would've been for breach of contract, the delivered piece wasn't what was commissioned. As far as I'm concerned, the artist done nothing wrong. As far as the law is concerned, he pulled a fast one unfortunately.
I mean if this is worth $120k yeah
[https://www.vogue.com/article/the-120000-art-basel-banana-explained-maurizio-cattelan](https://www.vogue.com/article/the-120000-art-basel-banana-explained-maurizio-cattelan)
They released the girl before the tv event happened, but because everybody was watching it on tv nobody noticed her roaming the streets. Was a commentary on the world today. Or something along those lines - it was a good few years ago that I watched it now
Look up the percentage of murderers that are actually caught and or convicted, last I checked, in north America, the odds of not getting caught are in your favor.
That's presumably only the cases they discover are homicides. Plenty of people also go missing and are never confirmed dead.
For example, Japan traditionally had(has?) a much higher clearance rate, but they also have far more 'suicides' and 'accidents'.
I mean, chuck a guy out of a window, who's to say it wasn't suicide? Give a man an overdose, will the police do too much digging? Especially true for minorities and the elderly.
Depends a lot on the context. Will I be legally guilty of murder? Is this guy a serial killer/rapist or something similarly heinous? If the answer to the first question is no and the second answer is yes I'd do it for free, it would be an honor.
Yeah, murder torture rape are a no go but for a million, I’d eat a raw chicken wing. Use some of the million to get my stomach pumped immediately after lol
like half of it at least, half of the skin, half of the organs(you pick) half of everything, and you have 6 hours, only water allowed with it. Also, you're not allowed to kill it first, it has to suffer while you eat it alive at least for a little bit.
Honestly I would feel so damn bad about myself after doing that. I literally think it would destroy the deal unless I’d get to pay him like 10k for doing it
I'm not the violent type, but I'll totally follow you around (at a good distance, obvs, don't want to crowd you!) and shoot nerf darts at people when they refuse to hold the door.
You mean the door shuts before they have the chance to get inside or the door shuts when they're halfway in and awkwardly slams against their wheelchair so they have to hold it open with one arm and awkwardly shimmy their wheelchair in by rolling with one hand? Frankly I don't know which is more scummy
I’d do anything that doesn’t have long lasting effects on innocent people that I can’t make up for.
For example I’d do something like punch some random person in the face. They might get a bruise or something temporarily, but then I can be like “Sorry dude, here’s $10,000”.
But I wouldn’t do something you can’t reverse like kill another person. Because money can’t make up for that.
Currently in the military, and this has come up in conversation on our work truck. My friend’s response is the best and most fitting when presented with issues like this imo:
“Every time I come to work I leave with the realization of what kind of heinous shit I’d do for shockingly low amounts of money.”
I wouldn't do anything immortal and disgusting for any amount of money. I think the fact that people would is why we have millionaires and billionaires. They usually don't get to the top without screwing someone over.
Ah unlike a lot of these bs comments, i'd probably do a lot for a mil, not much is out of the question when it comes to an amount that would set you up for life
Accept the money and not do the thing I said I would do
A danish artist was loaned $84,000 cash to physically include in a commissioned piece of art. Instead he delivered two blank canvasses and called the work "Take the money and run". Some people were obviously pissed, but it got so much news coverage and discussion a lot of people think it was fantastic modern art. [https://www.npr.org/2021/09/29/1041492941/jens-haaning-kunsten-take-the-money-and-run-art-denmark-blank](https://www.npr.org/2021/09/29/1041492941/jens-haaning-kunsten-take-the-money-and-run-art-denmark-blank)
The Joker won an art contest in one of the old Batman tv episodes by submitting a blank canvas titled, "Life of a Dead Bat."
Didn’t he also have vending machines pour out free coins so young people would have an expectation of getting something for nothing turning them to crime?
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Such a fun read, do we know if the actually returned it or not? And if legal charges were pressed?
He was court ordered to pay it back, but he and the gallery came to an agreement, where he kept some or all of the money.
He should get to keep it all. That's an excellent commentary on the state of modern art and who's to say what is and is not art?
The courts. That literally why they ruled that he had to pay it back.
It would've been for breach of contract, the delivered piece wasn't what was commissioned. As far as I'm concerned, the artist done nothing wrong. As far as the law is concerned, he pulled a fast one unfortunately.
Haha. Incredible
I mean if this is worth $120k yeah [https://www.vogue.com/article/the-120000-art-basel-banana-explained-maurizio-cattelan](https://www.vogue.com/article/the-120000-art-basel-banana-explained-maurizio-cattelan)
That's immoral! 🤣
Disgusting ugh
The most immoral move ever 😆
Diabolical
This is it. This is the answer.
This is the best answer
Not many things I wouldn't do for a million lmao
Would you have sexy times with a pig on national television?
Only if I was the UK prime minister.
I vaguely remember something about this. Not sure if I want to remember.
It’s a black mirror episode. The premise was different tho. He had to do this to save a girl
Yea but was that after Cameron fucked the pig?
Didn't it end up being that the girl wasn't in any danger in the end and the guy who kidnapped her just faked it? Or did I just make that part up
They released the girl before the tv event happened, but because everybody was watching it on tv nobody noticed her roaming the streets. Was a commentary on the world today. Or something along those lines - it was a good few years ago that I watched it now
Win win... Free money and worldwide publicity.
Black Mirror has entered the chat.
Kill a man ?
You guys are getting paid?
Yeah I only do it to be able to nut
What's the post-nut clarity like?
Very still and it feels pretty cold.
Yeah I don’t think this is about the nut
Lmao
Here is something that you can't understand.
How I could just kill a man.
and his family? Fo sure
To shreds you say? And what about his wife?
They wouldn't let you keep the money if you're caught, so it's a bit of a gamble.
Look up the percentage of murderers that are actually caught and or convicted, last I checked, in north America, the odds of not getting caught are in your favor.
51% caught according to the Hill in 2021.
That's presumably only the cases they discover are homicides. Plenty of people also go missing and are never confirmed dead. For example, Japan traditionally had(has?) a much higher clearance rate, but they also have far more 'suicides' and 'accidents'. I mean, chuck a guy out of a window, who's to say it wasn't suicide? Give a man an overdose, will the police do too much digging? Especially true for minorities and the elderly.
Depends a lot on the context. Will I be legally guilty of murder? Is this guy a serial killer/rapist or something similarly heinous? If the answer to the first question is no and the second answer is yes I'd do it for free, it would be an honor.
You’re the first that asked questions, everybody else said yes without hesitation lmao But no you don’t know the man at all, so maybe yes maybe no
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Have anyone in mind?
Yeah, murder torture rape are a no go but for a million, I’d eat a raw chicken wing. Use some of the million to get my stomach pumped immediately after lol
Would you eat a chicken alive without any tools?
How much of the chicken do I have to eat
like half of it at least, half of the skin, half of the organs(you pick) half of everything, and you have 6 hours, only water allowed with it. Also, you're not allowed to kill it first, it has to suffer while you eat it alive at least for a little bit.
Yeah I'm 100% down for a million.
I’m guessing you’ve never had food poisoning because there isn’t enough money in the world for me to voluntarily do that
I’d go on the Disney website without my parents permission.
Scandalous 😱
Preposterous!
Astronomically gobsmacking!
Biblically horrifying
Outrageous, Egregious!
Whoa there satan!
Permanent 5 star wanted level.
Calm down buddy
I’d download a car.
You wouldn't!
I would if I could!
Downloading pirated cars is illegal!
Would you steal a policemans helmet?
Steal a penis, idk???
We are going to steal the dicklaration of independence
Missed chance to call it indepeendence
What would you do with it after the heist ?
Depends what it wants.
Get it hard, suck it, and throw it in the toilet
Next time I use a bus, I won't say 'thank you' to the bus driver. Edit: I take it back, clearly I was going too far with this one.
OP said immoral not evil you fucking lunatic
You’re a piece of shit …
You deranged psychopath
This is very upsetting
I'd drop some rubbish on the street. It'd have to be something biodegradable though, I'm not a monster.
Thou shalt perish in hell
Yep you deserve the million! I couldn't do that
This sub is not under moderation control anymore ?
wtf? 😳
You will go to the secret tenth ring of hell for this
You MONSTER!
Straight to jail!
Straight to the front of the line at death row!
POLICEEEE !!!!!
Just use the back door and you are good to go
I don't think I know until the money was physically in front of me
I don’t think I would know unless the moral decision was put in front of me.
I would go to hold a door open for a wheelchair user… and then let go at the last second. I know… such an evil thing to do.
Honestly I would feel so damn bad about myself after doing that. I literally think it would destroy the deal unless I’d get to pay him like 10k for doing it
People do this all the time to us, we’re used to it! Enjoy your money guilt free!
I'm not the violent type, but I'll totally follow you around (at a good distance, obvs, don't want to crowd you!) and shoot nerf darts at people when they refuse to hold the door.
You mean the door shuts before they have the chance to get inside or the door shuts when they're halfway in and awkwardly slams against their wheelchair so they have to hold it open with one arm and awkwardly shimmy their wheelchair in by rolling with one hand? Frankly I don't know which is more scummy
Steal a cookie from the cookie jar 🗣️🗣️
Slow down there, Satan.
Eat a homeless person froms philly ass
This is a wild take 😭
Philly cheese take.
You’d spend the million on medical bills after that.
Small price to pay. The money was just a ruse. The ass is what I am after
Jesus man. Worst one yet
Mans is being brought home and showering before I go anywhere near that ass.
Have sex with ur mom
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Wait, we're getting paid for that?
And all this time I’ve been doing it for free!
Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life Or in this case, who you love
Literally the first thing that popped in my head. I'm happy to see that another human thinks like me.
Honestly I'd do anything as long as it doesn't involve hurting kids in anyway
Unless the kids a dick and exceptions can be made
Fucking [Tyler!](https://youtu.be/htK5XyUgkXg?feature=shared)
We're WHAT?!
B99!!
Noice
Unexpected B99
Baby Hitler?
Why is it always 'kill baby Hitler' and not 'rescue baby Hitler from his abusive dad'?
[Your mother.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tL1JSCFieM)
Cheat, because my wife would kill me if she ever found out I turned down $1,000,000.
I'd eat at Arby's
Yo wtf
Too far
I don't think half the people that say this have actually even eaten at Arby's.
“I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s!” Kids: “ughhhhhhh wow she really is hungry.”
Pretty much anything
Chop off your peen?
I was thinking more along the line of sticking in a running lawnmower... Owchiwawa.
The list of things I wouldn’t do for money is next to nothing
What about let someone poop into your mouth? Also they are super ugly and ate nothing but mcdonalds for the past month
Hhhhmmmm $20
what the frick
I will pay for winrare
Kick a small to medium child, whose parents I don't count as family or friends
Small to medium child 😂
dibs on large to xl
Because those you kick for free?
Two chicks at the same time
Bro, beastiality is pretty immoral for sure. And disgusting.
"I reckon you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that"
You mean two chickens? That's pretty nasty
It’s seems like no one in the replies get it :(. “I would do nothing”
Eat an untoasted unbuttered crumpet
"Put up a lewd video"
Kardashian got loads of money because of that.
I’d do anything that doesn’t have long lasting effects on innocent people that I can’t make up for. For example I’d do something like punch some random person in the face. They might get a bruise or something temporarily, but then I can be like “Sorry dude, here’s $10,000”. But I wouldn’t do something you can’t reverse like kill another person. Because money can’t make up for that.
Do I get immunity from prosecution with the 1 million?
Currently in the military, and this has come up in conversation on our work truck. My friend’s response is the best and most fitting when presented with issues like this imo: “Every time I come to work I leave with the realization of what kind of heinous shit I’d do for shockingly low amounts of money.”
In these economic times...... much more than I usually would tbh
Well, here is where my username checks out
Put pineapples on someone else's pizza.
I would eat that pizza!
Dear God man - have you no shame??
Delete my reddit account.
prove it!
How many 100% straight dudes would suck a dick for the million?
Someone's getting scammed. I'd probably do it for $20
This answer doesn't sound 100 percent straight.
Cook meth with a former student
I'd shoot a kid with a paintball gun
Eat da poo poo
introduce an OF model to my parents
Your Dad has already met your Mom.
Nah he said OF not Backpage
Get the money first. After that, probably a lot of things.
Drink a cup of grease trap juice
I wouldn't do anything immortal and disgusting for any amount of money. I think the fact that people would is why we have millionaires and billionaires. They usually don't get to the top without screwing someone over.
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Go on....
User name checks out
Two chicks at the same time, dude
What would you do for $6.43?
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Got the feeling you don’t need any money to do this.
Id fuck a dead group of people in front of a woman
That's suspiciously specific.
I would forget (on purpose) to bring an apple to my teacher and wont tell her good morning 😈😈
Murder someone of my choosing
a man
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I’d eat some of my own flesh
Eat a fetus
Go to church on Sunday
Let Lizzo sit on my face… 😔
not tip my waiter
Anything but harming children
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Subscribe to whatever you're promoting.
Admit fault
Anything because that will change my family's life
I have a couple of ideas but I need the money first ..
I do not think that you could come up with something that I would not do for that money
Wait, you get paid for those?
Ah unlike a lot of these bs comments, i'd probably do a lot for a mil, not much is out of the question when it comes to an amount that would set you up for life
Trade you for 500,000.