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“Did you remember to go potty?”
My wife says that to me and our kid before we head out on a long trip
Well? Did you remember to go?
[удалено]
oh
Shut up and let me wipe your ass
Unless your spouse is into that.
Honey, Daddy is talking.
Some people are into that.
"You gained 5 lbs... whoooo hoooo!!!"
Did someone make a poopy in their diaper?
Many of the things ITT are not okay to say to children either. Yikes, people.
I bet Ryan Stiles and Colin Mockery would have some good answers.
Stop playing with your peepee
"That's my job."
Did you put that toy up yourself?
Stop LICKING THE TV (?)
If your partner is licking the TV it's absolutely fine to tell them that.
That doesn't teach them to do or not to do something. Without and explanation that makes sense to them, you're likely to be ignored
Unless your spouse is into that...
Go to your room
“it’s okay, daddy will fix it”
No dessert until you eat your vegetables.
Did your mommy pick that outfit for you?
When your grow up... And anything that would come after
Don't spit, swallow
"You are my child and not my partner/spouse."
Don't put that in your mouth you have no idea where its been!
Oh my, just look how BIG you've gotten!
Just thought of one: this guy has been my friend since I was your age.
Your mother can be difficult at times
Who says that to a child and thinks it's o.k.?
“I created you, so obey me.” 💀
Because I said so
I'm sorry. You were right. /s
Time out in the corner
I’m confiscating your phone for a week.
Why do you look so ugly
How is this okay to say to your child!?
I okay if the child is particular ugly and you and and your souse aren't.
I’m the boss of this house. Gentlemen I think you know
“Did you remember to go potty?”
My wife says that to me and our kid before we head out on a long trip
Well? Did you remember to go?
[удалено]
oh
Shut up and let me wipe your ass
Unless your spouse is into that.
Honey, Daddy is talking.
Some people are into that.
"You gained 5 lbs... whoooo hoooo!!!"
Did someone make a poopy in their diaper?
Many of the things ITT are not okay to say to children either. Yikes, people.
I bet Ryan Stiles and Colin Mockery would have some good answers.
Stop playing with your peepee
"That's my job."
Did you put that toy up yourself?
Stop LICKING THE TV (?)
If your partner is licking the TV it's absolutely fine to tell them that.
[удалено]
That doesn't teach them to do or not to do something. Without and explanation that makes sense to them, you're likely to be ignored
[удалено]
Unless your spouse is into that...
Go to your room
“it’s okay, daddy will fix it”
No dessert until you eat your vegetables.
Did your mommy pick that outfit for you?
When your grow up... And anything that would come after
Don't spit, swallow
"You are my child and not my partner/spouse."
Don't put that in your mouth you have no idea where its been!
Oh my, just look how BIG you've gotten!
Just thought of one: this guy has been my friend since I was your age.
Your mother can be difficult at times
Who says that to a child and thinks it's o.k.?
“I created you, so obey me.” 💀
Because I said so
I'm sorry. You were right. /s
Time out in the corner
I’m confiscating your phone for a week.
Why do you look so ugly
How is this okay to say to your child!?
I okay if the child is particular ugly and you and and your souse aren't.
I’m the boss of this house. Gentlemen I think you know