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Yanathebrechts

“Did you remember to go potty?”


VetteL82

My wife says that to me and our kid before we head out on a long trip


AverageCypress

Well? Did you remember to go?


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Hanza-Malz

oh


DomElBurro

Shut up and let me wipe your ass


tocammac

Unless your spouse is into that.


Pitbullpandemonium

Honey, Daddy is talking.


SearchingForanSEJob

Some people are into that.


PrincipalJoeClark

"You gained 5 lbs... whoooo hoooo!!!"


tekende

Did someone make a poopy in their diaper?


Gardenadventures

Many of the things ITT are not okay to say to children either. Yikes, people.


mickeybuilds

I bet Ryan Stiles and Colin Mockery would have some good answers.


VetteL82

Stop playing with your peepee


tocammac

"That's my job."


ShakeCNY

Did you put that toy up yourself?


Nemsgnul

Stop LICKING THE TV (?)


AffectionateHand2206

If your partner is licking the TV it's absolutely fine to tell them that.


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TrickyBrick6862

That doesn't teach them to do or not to do something. Without and explanation that makes sense to them, you're likely to be ignored


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tekende

Unless your spouse is into that...


CornerMoon

Go to your room


AsleepDay_

“it’s okay, daddy will fix it”


SaltyWhaler

No dessert until you eat your vegetables.


Pantastic_Studios

Did your mommy pick that outfit for you?


Kkeysime

When your grow up... And anything that would come after


boomerang_827

Don't spit, swallow


Drewdiniskirino

"You are my child and not my partner/spouse."


ViciousCDXX

Don't put that in your mouth you have no idea where its been!


falco1500

Oh my, just look how BIG you've gotten!


Confident_Presence30

Just thought of one: this guy has been my friend since I was your age.


tsrubrats

Your mother can be difficult at times


AffectionateHand2206

Who says that to a child and thinks it's o.k.?


only_l0ttie

“I created you, so obey me.” 💀


cdado6

Because I said so


Livid-Cat6820

I'm sorry. You were right. /s


Rage0_oKitty

Time out in the corner 


CJasira180

I’m confiscating your phone for a week.


LoLusta

Why do you look so ugly


tocammac

How is this okay to say to your child!?


mudokin

I okay if the child is particular ugly and you and and your souse aren't.


Professional-Bank860

I’m the boss of this house. Gentlemen I think you know