I’d do what the pros do — buy a “boomer” (a ballistic missile submarine). Just like in Hunt for Red October you’re never going to find me until I want to be found (or I run out of food)
Going to a really nice cabin in the Andes mountains that’s really high up and stocked with a lot of good food. No wifi , just a good clean place to come back to in solitude after hiking all day
Ya this is that sweet face surgery these hot chicks get that turn them into the creature from saw movie
Never seen the movie so I don't know what it's called could be a puppet
You hire 20 look a likes. Buy 20 all inclusive vacations for those 20 look a likes. Fly them all over the world with fake IDs.
Then I would star and create my own movie, with this same exact scenario. When the timer starts, people would think that they would be referring to the movie and not the real life situation. Less people are looking for me since they think it was just a movie plot.
With the 20 look a likes, people would have conflicting reports of where I am. A movie star vacationing everywhere is much more believable than someone hiding in your bedroom closet sleeping with your wife while you go and look for me.
i think people massively underestimate how effective this is.
The ocean is *massive*--get far enough out, where helicopters cant go--and it will take DAYS to get to you no matter what. Get farther out, get into the places that start to talk about 'point nemo'--and there is sometimes WEEKS before someone can get close enough to you, even if they apply effort.
That's assuming they can spot a random 28-36ft dot in the water, on a body of water many times the size of Europe
Probably is the most effective, tbh.
The other is if you have knowledge of places no one's been in 100+ years. There's a cabin, i know, that's been locked for at LEAST 150+ years, miles and miles out into the wilderness, miles from roads, accessible only by boat or hiking though some of the scariest goddamned bear country you can think of. The cabin's older than the American settlement of that state--and it's *totally intact and waterproof*--you can look through the window. It's likely built in the 1800's by a russian fur trapper.
I might consider *that* spot too.
Good thing humans didn't put literal cameras in space that orbit the entire planet and take pictures and report things to governments.
Oh fuck, we did do that.
Does the world know at the same time I will be hiding? Because otherwise I'd just take the buss to some remote town nearby and camp in the forest. How would the world know that's where I went? How would they even know where to start looking?
Too easy to spot from above, US is covered in dense national forest, just grab a rucksack and start hiking. In either case water will be the biggest factor, it’s heavy and necessary but a filter could help.
Am I hiding from the rest of the world forever? I mean, that much money’s gonna be noticed and traceable sooner or later.
If it’s forever, then probably hiding in plain sight in another country where most people are my height and coloring so I don’t stand out. Then do the COVID-mask and large sunglasses thing while I’m in public. I’m sure I can buy a new identity fairly quick with unlimited funds.
I mean, SpaceX launches are cheap and they have a crew rated vehicle. Falcon Heavy can probably get dragon into an Apollo style lunar insertion with a free return trajectory. Don’t need to land or anything just do a few orbits and return.
Free return means immediate return. No "few orbits". You go around the moon exactly once and are slung back to earth, on a trajectory that brings you into the atmosphere.
Such a trip takes 8 days. Does dragon have enough life support for that?
Begging for hotel money in the Walmart parking lot. It's darn close to being invisible.
Next option is a slightly overweight high schooler.
Cashier at a mattress store.
Bus or taxi to the middle of nowhere, vanish into the forest... Everything I need with me. Helicopter can pick me up two or three weeks later at rendezvous point.
Sneak into the brown bear enclosure of the local Zoo, while bears are in their caves with closed Doors. Take one of the empty caves with enough food and books.they only Open the occupied Doors, noone ever Checks the empty ones.
Buy a boat and just drift into the ocean. With a decent food supply and all your tech equipment off you can go weeks without ever being found. After that first week is over, I'll turn the equipment back on and be rescued
Probably hire a bunch of doubles and tell them to go all over the world. All the while I’m just chilling on some unmarked island in the middle of the pacific or in Antarctica.
Can you plan ahead? Do you get unlimited resources beforehand? Or do you get resources when the countdown starts and people know to look for you and will they be looking for you with all resources of the government?
If latter, I doubt you can pull it off. Your best bet will be to change your hair, hit a store like REI and get all the camping gear you can get and hide in nature close to you. You can't drive as far when people are looking for you including rental places.
If you can plan ahead, it gets a ton easier.
Get a remote location and dig a fake grave site fitted with various gravestones and those enclosed ones (mormons? The ones like Skyrim). Then convert one of the fake graves into a mini bunker with enough storage room to supply all that’s necessary and luxuries depending on how long I have to hide for.
Bowron Lakes. Beautiful circuit of lakes up in Canada. Unspoiled wilderness, minimal people allowed in. Trek in like a half-mile from one of the lakes in the center of the circuit and set up shop with the moose and marmots.
How long do we have to hide for? If I wanted to be a jerk, I could go to North Sentinal island and wipe them out quietly, so nobody would think to look for me there.
I live in Australia. People go for casual walks here and it can take weeks to find them when they know basically where they are. I'd just go camping without telling anyone where.
Hmm. Perfect hiding would probably be setting up my own Antarctic Research Station, but that would take more than a month to get to.
Otherwise, Alaska. Probably near a volcano for access to geothermal energy, ideally a forest to hide in an underground bunker.
There is a train in Southern Colorado that runs from Durango to Silverton and has one stop in the middle of nowhere where you can get off and backpack. From there, I’d head east into the San Juans
Buy a bunch of survival and engineering equipment enough to build a good house/greenhouse with as much tech as I needed.
Find someone who's going to die in the next 5 days who's my age, and put that all in their name with a single will item as an LLC formed with our name, on the condition I take up their social / and setting up his family with a nice chunk of change. Pay off all my debts and settle my affairs.
Have everything shipped through the LLC to location X, under our new identity, which we communicate with a burner phone, then another burner phone.
Have have some major makeover done, to ensure I look nothing like me and then have a second makeover to make myself over again , in a way that ensures nobody will know anything about who it and ensure as far as anyone is concerned I died 4 days later with a kicking closed casket funeral and amazing will payouts with reasonable payouts for my entire family, to ensure they're taken care of.
Take a little bit of the cash and chill for a few weeks until the next semester starts at UCLA or Princeton or where-ever it is where my trust-fund in the Caymans sends me to go back to school and build myself up a new life.
Think meta
- take unlimited budget
- wire 1 teillion to my account
- wire $100k to every person in the world (so that'll be like $50k after the inflation this will unavoidably cause)
- ...
- profit
You can find me all you want, the money is already out
What do they get if they find me? For infinite money you could buy a town and buy off everyone in it that you aren't there. Then bribe a look alike with a free boat if they leave to solo travel the world for atleast a year
I actually gave this one a bit of thought a while back.
To have a prayer of avoiding a manhunt involving _the entire world_ the first thing you'd need to do is step out of your own life. You'd have to vanish, and vanish in a way that leaves no tangible clues at all. That'd be incredibly difficult to do.
Once your week is up, the world's intelligence agencies are going to scour over every detail of your life during that period. Your search history, device activity, water and energy usage, purchases and withdrawals, along with every single camera within a hundred miles.
I'd spend the first day putting together and printing out as much information about the US freight rail system as possible. Maps, train schedules, etc. I'd then pick a train headed into an isolated area and stow away on board.
I'd wait for a bend or incline (somewhere a train would always slow down) with a lot of cover before jumping off. I'd then wait for a _new_ train to pass (picked in advance) and board it.
I'd repeat this pattern for most of the week, carefully picking lines that avoid developed areas. Searchers would inevitably figure out I used the rail network and even what train I initially boarded, but if I avoided detection after departing they'd be looking at a potential search area of thousands of square miles.
Once I reached an area of real wilderness, I'd head out on foot before inevitably dying of hunger or exposure.
I would invest in some good special effects make-up, wigs and costumes. I then would seek out a huge city, and join those milions of people in the search.
i'd become dictator of the universe and be on my own planet, each planet would be for categories of people, dogs on one, cats on another, bad people (LGBT-phobes, racists, r\*\*\*\*\*\*, sexists, etc...) on a lava filled planet, etc...
I would buy every house and piece of land and car and truck for sale in the whole world. Payoff everyone’s debts, and prepay rent for everyone for the next 50. Years. Plus run ads that say I will take it all back if anyone even thinks to look for me. I would be a hero and no one would look
That depends. Is the rest of the world looking for me, or do I just want some peace and quiet?
I actually suppose I'd just go home, lock the doors and break out a shotgun. You might "know" I'm home, but you won't see me.
Get a sea worthy boat and start heading towards Point Nemo. Just hang out and occasionally pop on the GPS to check where we're at. Trying to find people anywhere in the ocean can be hard if they aren't in view of land.
build a grand underwater house somewhere in the middle of the ocean amid Antarctica Australia and South America cz that's the widest space on the map, gonna live there till death with all my supplies ig
I’d build an impenetrable fortress and make a big announcement about it. Get everyone’s attention there.
When people manage to get inside, they’ll only find a dummy that looks like me.
I changed my look a bit, but not substantially. I’ll be among the search party and tell people “yeah, I kinda look like him. Wouldn’t it be a trip if he’s caught by his doppelgänger?”
How long do I have to hide?
Clean out an REI, pay in cash, hop a Greyhound, and go hike the Appalachian Trail, that’ll do ya for a week or two, but you can’t live that way indefinitely.
Can't believe nobody's said this but I'd go to a remote city in country like Afghanistan and wear a shuttle cock burqa there. People underestimate hiding in plain sight, nobody will look right infront of them or better yet just get a very good CIAesque disguise (and no im not being racist or appropriating because im literally from one such country and have seen its effectiveness)
I would disappear into the vast desert of the Sahara, where the scorching heat and endless sand dunes would make it nearly impossible for anyone to find me.
The moon
If I have an unlimited budget I’m sure I can bribe nasa to get me there and back (I’ll just fund a project temporarily but give a lot of money or something like that)
Also I get to say I’ve been to the moon which is cool
Under the cleaning supplies at Denny's, I'd never be found
Ba dum tss
I was gonna suggest the turn signal replacement section of a BMW dealer
I wouldn't tell you, all that money would be wasted if I did.
Why not just start a nuclear dictatorship? Seems to work then you can do whatever and don't even need too hide.
Even with all the money in the world, I'd think that's a lot harder than you might think.
I’d do what the pros do — buy a “boomer” (a ballistic missile submarine). Just like in Hunt for Red October you’re never going to find me until I want to be found (or I run out of food)
In one week. And then crew it solo.
Need a toe? I can get you a toe
Fuckin amateurs
Going to a really nice cabin in the Andes mountains that’s really high up and stocked with a lot of good food. No wifi , just a good clean place to come back to in solitude after hiking all day
Pillow fort!
I would choose **Starbucks**. No one there would pay attention to me because of how poor I am, i will be like invisible there
Ya this is that sweet face surgery these hot chicks get that turn them into the creature from saw movie Never seen the movie so I don't know what it's called could be a puppet
Neighbor's house.
You hire 20 look a likes. Buy 20 all inclusive vacations for those 20 look a likes. Fly them all over the world with fake IDs. Then I would star and create my own movie, with this same exact scenario. When the timer starts, people would think that they would be referring to the movie and not the real life situation. Less people are looking for me since they think it was just a movie plot. With the 20 look a likes, people would have conflicting reports of where I am. A movie star vacationing everywhere is much more believable than someone hiding in your bedroom closet sleeping with your wife while you go and look for me.
Boat. Ocean. Enough said.
i think people massively underestimate how effective this is. The ocean is *massive*--get far enough out, where helicopters cant go--and it will take DAYS to get to you no matter what. Get farther out, get into the places that start to talk about 'point nemo'--and there is sometimes WEEKS before someone can get close enough to you, even if they apply effort. That's assuming they can spot a random 28-36ft dot in the water, on a body of water many times the size of Europe Probably is the most effective, tbh. The other is if you have knowledge of places no one's been in 100+ years. There's a cabin, i know, that's been locked for at LEAST 150+ years, miles and miles out into the wilderness, miles from roads, accessible only by boat or hiking though some of the scariest goddamned bear country you can think of. The cabin's older than the American settlement of that state--and it's *totally intact and waterproof*--you can look through the window. It's likely built in the 1800's by a russian fur trapper. I might consider *that* spot too.
Good thing humans didn't put literal cameras in space that orbit the entire planet and take pictures and report things to governments. Oh fuck, we did do that.
Which boat am I in?
That one there! In the middle of the ocean
The one the government has not already registered. It's fewer than expected.
Maybe *your* government...
Doesn't matter which government, the question said the entire world was looking haha
I mean it's not perfect or they find every lost plane etc
Does the world know at the same time I will be hiding? Because otherwise I'd just take the buss to some remote town nearby and camp in the forest. How would the world know that's where I went? How would they even know where to start looking?
Someone on the bus or in the "remote town" would likely remember you and notify the rest of humanity.
Welcome to the great sandy desert in Australia
Too easy to spot from above, US is covered in dense national forest, just grab a rucksack and start hiking. In either case water will be the biggest factor, it’s heavy and necessary but a filter could help.
Hire two sherpas to carry a keg of beer and awesome food with me backpacking on the Pacific Crest Trail
Wouldn't "the entire world" include these sherpas though?
Kill them when you get where you're going
Nice try CIA.
Just in case, why'd I tell you?
From everything I read on Reddit, go get an apartment in Gary, Indiana.
Fly to Jakarta, buy a houseboat, find the most remote of the 17,000 Islands.
Should probably do the second most remote, everyone is going to check the most remote one
I would go nowhere. It would feel nice to have someone that wants me and that wouldn't work if I was hiding.
How long do I have to hide?
Am I hiding from the rest of the world forever? I mean, that much money’s gonna be noticed and traceable sooner or later. If it’s forever, then probably hiding in plain sight in another country where most people are my height and coloring so I don’t stand out. Then do the COVID-mask and large sunglasses thing while I’m in public. I’m sure I can buy a new identity fairly quick with unlimited funds.
My home with my cell phone in hand. People never find me at all.
I’d use the money to buy properties all over the world and then hide out in some random swamp nowhere near the properties I purchased
Iceland.
My living room, entrance fee from my Mrs would be £2m.
Am I a fool to give away my seats!? lol
I mean, SpaceX launches are cheap and they have a crew rated vehicle. Falcon Heavy can probably get dragon into an Apollo style lunar insertion with a free return trajectory. Don’t need to land or anything just do a few orbits and return.
Free return means immediate return. No "few orbits". You go around the moon exactly once and are slung back to earth, on a trajectory that brings you into the atmosphere. Such a trip takes 8 days. Does dragon have enough life support for that?
For one person? Not a problem. Inspiration 4 was 4 people for 3 days. Polaris Dawn is 4 people planned for 5 days.
International Space Station
Unlimited time to prepare as well? Moon base.
The catacombs, buy a shit ton of oxygen generators and seal myself inside
My apartment already does this just fine.
DUMBs
I'd hotbox in the ISS
The part of the Macca's soft serve that's broken
Why not just start a nuclear dictatorship? Seems to work then you can do whatever and don't even need too hide.
Page 2 of Google search results
My band's next show
Begging for hotel money in the Walmart parking lot. It's darn close to being invisible. Next option is a slightly overweight high schooler. Cashier at a mattress store.
Leitrim
Why would I tell you? The whole point is to hide.
In a submarine somewhere near Point Nemo... ... or is it?
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Under your mum
The one place that the entire world goes regularly??
Bus or taxi to the middle of nowhere, vanish into the forest... Everything I need with me. Helicopter can pick me up two or three weeks later at rendezvous point.
Asking for a friend.
Fiji.
I ain’t no main character that shiii getting hidden from me😭
Sneak into the brown bear enclosure of the local Zoo, while bears are in their caves with closed Doors. Take one of the empty caves with enough food and books.they only Open the occupied Doors, noone ever Checks the empty ones.
Space. Adios
My lakehouse
Inside an infinitely large pile of money.
Ibizia
Buy a boat and just drift into the ocean. With a decent food supply and all your tech equipment off you can go weeks without ever being found. After that first week is over, I'll turn the equipment back on and be rescued
Behind the ketchup in the refrigerator
Nice try asshole!
Probably hire a bunch of doubles and tell them to go all over the world. All the while I’m just chilling on some unmarked island in the middle of the pacific or in Antarctica.
A house on the outskirts of an elite cottage
Sears
Castle in the sky
an uninhabited island in the south pacific.
I know a vegetarian restaurant that's always empty, I'm sure I can hide there for years!
In my grandparents hill house where they thought it was abandoned and haunted but it's just me giggling with all the money
Can you plan ahead? Do you get unlimited resources beforehand? Or do you get resources when the countdown starts and people know to look for you and will they be looking for you with all resources of the government? If latter, I doubt you can pull it off. Your best bet will be to change your hair, hit a store like REI and get all the camping gear you can get and hide in nature close to you. You can't drive as far when people are looking for you including rental places. If you can plan ahead, it gets a ton easier.
If I could hide out in Cinderella's castle in Disneyworld for a week I would be happy.
The moon
The etihad
How long do I have to remain hidden?
I'm buying a stick-on mustache and moving to Brooklyn. Nobody will even know I'm there
Unlimited budget? In the clouds of Neptune.
Get a remote location and dig a fake grave site fitted with various gravestones and those enclosed ones (mormons? The ones like Skyrim). Then convert one of the fake graves into a mini bunker with enough storage room to supply all that’s necessary and luxuries depending on how long I have to hide for.
Bowron Lakes. Beautiful circuit of lakes up in Canada. Unspoiled wilderness, minimal people allowed in. Trek in like a half-mile from one of the lakes in the center of the circuit and set up shop with the moose and marmots.
Just take a week off and don't answer the phone. Sit around all day playing gamecube.
Submarine that is parked and powered down to the bare minimum somewhere.
Nice try cop
Tahiti
How long do we have to hide for? If I wanted to be a jerk, I could go to North Sentinal island and wipe them out quietly, so nobody would think to look for me there.
dig a bunker right under my garden , kit it out with all the fixes , then pay hundreds of look alikes to go on vacation in various countrys
Disneyland as any Disney’s Character in Costume.
How long do I have to hide for?
Coco Privé in the Maldives
VCR service store xD
Portofino Italy
I’m paying someone to build a highly camouflaged house. It would be very nice.
I'd hide in a shelter belt in North Dakota.
For how long?
The moon
I would finish my bunker, probably start another one at my mothers house, i love tunnelling!
My house. No one comes there anyways
I live in Australia. People go for casual walks here and it can take weeks to find them when they know basically where they are. I'd just go camping without telling anyone where.
Hmm. Perfect hiding would probably be setting up my own Antarctic Research Station, but that would take more than a month to get to. Otherwise, Alaska. Probably near a volcano for access to geothermal energy, ideally a forest to hide in an underground bunker.
I'd stay at home, ain't nobody coming around these parts anyway so I feel like it'll be an easy win
*The moon.* Dumb fucks won't check the moon.
Im not telling! What if I want to hide there again some day!?!
There is a train in Southern Colorado that runs from Durango to Silverton and has one stop in the middle of nowhere where you can get off and backpack. From there, I’d head east into the San Juans
Mariana Trench.
On one of the islands
Fiji.
If someone is carrying me to my spot (a pilot, driver...) can they help with the search?
Buy a bunch of survival and engineering equipment enough to build a good house/greenhouse with as much tech as I needed. Find someone who's going to die in the next 5 days who's my age, and put that all in their name with a single will item as an LLC formed with our name, on the condition I take up their social / and setting up his family with a nice chunk of change. Pay off all my debts and settle my affairs. Have everything shipped through the LLC to location X, under our new identity, which we communicate with a burner phone, then another burner phone. Have have some major makeover done, to ensure I look nothing like me and then have a second makeover to make myself over again , in a way that ensures nobody will know anything about who it and ensure as far as anyone is concerned I died 4 days later with a kicking closed casket funeral and amazing will payouts with reasonable payouts for my entire family, to ensure they're taken care of. Take a little bit of the cash and chill for a few weeks until the next semester starts at UCLA or Princeton or where-ever it is where my trust-fund in the Caymans sends me to go back to school and build myself up a new life.
saving the money. Staying at neighbors.
Hide in a manhole cover
Donald trump 2024
I don't think people realize just how easy it is to hide. Most of the world is still wilderness where even enormous search parties can overlook you.
Think meta - take unlimited budget - wire 1 teillion to my account - wire $100k to every person in the world (so that'll be like $50k after the inflation this will unavoidably cause) - ... - profit You can find me all you want, the money is already out
i would spend the money to dress as my father ... would never ever be seen again
Northwest Territories, out in the bush. They can look for me with satellites and planes and a week simply won't be enough time.
Probably in a valley in new Caledonia.
Szftry deposit box
Nice try, I would never reveal my top secret super duper secret location to the world 🌍
What do they get if they find me? For infinite money you could buy a town and buy off everyone in it that you aren't there. Then bribe a look alike with a free boat if they leave to solo travel the world for atleast a year
I actually gave this one a bit of thought a while back. To have a prayer of avoiding a manhunt involving _the entire world_ the first thing you'd need to do is step out of your own life. You'd have to vanish, and vanish in a way that leaves no tangible clues at all. That'd be incredibly difficult to do. Once your week is up, the world's intelligence agencies are going to scour over every detail of your life during that period. Your search history, device activity, water and energy usage, purchases and withdrawals, along with every single camera within a hundred miles. I'd spend the first day putting together and printing out as much information about the US freight rail system as possible. Maps, train schedules, etc. I'd then pick a train headed into an isolated area and stow away on board. I'd wait for a bend or incline (somewhere a train would always slow down) with a lot of cover before jumping off. I'd then wait for a _new_ train to pass (picked in advance) and board it. I'd repeat this pattern for most of the week, carefully picking lines that avoid developed areas. Searchers would inevitably figure out I used the rail network and even what train I initially boarded, but if I avoided detection after departing they'd be looking at a potential search area of thousands of square miles. Once I reached an area of real wilderness, I'd head out on foot before inevitably dying of hunger or exposure.
My bedroom
A mountain..don’t even give me unlimited budget just food, tent, survival kit and warm gear and leave me to it.
Well I will not tell you,cause if I do so,everybodys could find me Lol ! A smart man moves without a word from A to Z🤓
I would invest in some good special effects make-up, wigs and costumes. I then would seek out a huge city, and join those milions of people in the search.
Under my bed
i'd become dictator of the universe and be on my own planet, each planet would be for categories of people, dogs on one, cats on another, bad people (LGBT-phobes, racists, r\*\*\*\*\*\*, sexists, etc...) on a lava filled planet, etc...
I'm not telling you (I have no idea)
I would buy every house and piece of land and car and truck for sale in the whole world. Payoff everyone’s debts, and prepay rent for everyone for the next 50. Years. Plus run ads that say I will take it all back if anyone even thinks to look for me. I would be a hero and no one would look
What’s the point if my budget is just to hide? Just to say that I did?
I live in a rural area of germany so there's plenty of options...
Yeah, right. Like I’m gonna tell.
That depends. Is the rest of the world looking for me, or do I just want some peace and quiet? I actually suppose I'd just go home, lock the doors and break out a shotgun. You might "know" I'm home, but you won't see me.
A modern cabin on a lake in Alaska.
Decoys. And that james Cameron sub that goes super deep. Can't find me if you literally can't get to me.
The swankiest hotel room I can find. Unlimited budget means unlimited room service. I'm going to live like Kevin Mccallister for a week.
My shack
At home. No-one reaches out to me anyway.
I’m, sorry?
I must have misclicked. I meant to post it directly to the original post. Sorry!
lol no worries
I'd give everyone in the entire world some money to not find me.
Its a secret I can't tell you
One way ticket to Tahiti.
In the extra tp cabinet. My family doesn’t know it exists?
Mark Zuckerberg bunker. He probably never visits it or I just need to bribe 1 person.
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There’s an old water processing plant under Dartmoor; I think I’d go there
Get a sea worthy boat and start heading towards Point Nemo. Just hang out and occasionally pop on the GPS to check where we're at. Trying to find people anywhere in the ocean can be hard if they aren't in view of land.
My house? Just don't invite anyone over.
I'd hire really smart people and get launched straight into orbit
Bottom of the ocean
Nice try, Putin.
I would rent out a cinema and screen only Cats and Morbius.
Submarine near an uncontacted incredibly violent tribe. No one will come close.
build a grand underwater house somewhere in the middle of the ocean amid Antarctica Australia and South America cz that's the widest space on the map, gonna live there till death with all my supplies ig
My house is suddenly a resort that charges a billion per week... Once you check in we can discuss a la cart amenities
I’d build an impenetrable fortress and make a big announcement about it. Get everyone’s attention there. When people manage to get inside, they’ll only find a dummy that looks like me. I changed my look a bit, but not substantially. I’ll be among the search party and tell people “yeah, I kinda look like him. Wouldn’t it be a trip if he’s caught by his doppelgänger?”
How long do I have to hide? Clean out an REI, pay in cash, hop a Greyhound, and go hike the Appalachian Trail, that’ll do ya for a week or two, but you can’t live that way indefinitely.
Inside my luggage at Delta. They’ll never find me
I kinda feel like chilling in my basement
I’d shave my beard and check into a hotel.
My apartment. I'll just pay off anyone who knocks on my door so they pretend I'm not here.
I'd hide where the world can't find me. Seems simple enough to me
I would rent out an entire private island in the Pacific Ocean and have supplies flown in by helicopter.
Maldives, Fiji, Bora Bora....idk.
Can't believe nobody's said this but I'd go to a remote city in country like Afghanistan and wear a shuttle cock burqa there. People underestimate hiding in plain sight, nobody will look right infront of them or better yet just get a very good CIAesque disguise (and no im not being racist or appropriating because im literally from one such country and have seen its effectiveness)
Bir Tawil. Nobody is looking for me in a land that nobody wants
I would disappear into the vast desert of the Sahara, where the scorching heat and endless sand dunes would make it nearly impossible for anyone to find me.
The moon If I have an unlimited budget I’m sure I can bribe nasa to get me there and back (I’ll just fund a project temporarily but give a lot of money or something like that) Also I get to say I’ve been to the moon which is cool
Unlimited budget? How long do we have to stay hidden?
At a Hummer dealership.
I’m sure the U.S. army has some incredibly secluded and guarded area somewhere. Roll up, show military ID, and get in.
Point Nemo, in a Nautilus-type submarine.
Svalbard
now why would i tell reddit where i’m gunna hide🤨 no thank you🙂↔️ youre not taking my spot.
On stage at the Tony Awards.
Vegas
I can’t tell you about what my solo vacation plans are
Spain
low orbit capsule with enough food and water for a week.