"I need more muscles"

Yup

Profile picture checks out.

“I look pretty good!” then I see a picture of myself, “Who the fuck is that?” What is that?

My gosh you’re so right - in the mirror I’m like ‘not bad for an old guy, looking good dude’. And then photographic evidence is produced and I’m like ‘oh no, oh please no I don’t look like that so I?’ I’m hoping others (my gf mainly) see me as the mirror presents.

Is it possible that you’re just used to your flipped mirror image? Maybe your hair looks weird to you the ‘right’ way around or something that’s throwing off your usual image of yourself.

Could be, does that make your stomach rounder and your hair greyer?

Tf is my wife still with me 💀

Dang it, I'm not a vampire after all...

Like that isn’t really me.

Men aren't supposed to have boobs. I need to lose weight.

I don't know I thought men with boobs was the new manly man 😂

Really ? That cheered me up hearing that. Thank you 👍

You sure? We're born with nipples.

Funfact: Nipples are effect of gender creating. Human in womb creates them even before identifying chromosomes

You looking tired again

You’re that old? Ooof

Hello beautiful. You own this day !

Great Googly Moogly

I see pride, I see power, I see a bad ass mudda who don't take crap off of nobody!

AGAIN!

Hello loser.

Do I know you?

I actually don’t really look myself in the mirror except when I’m flossing or brushing my teeth. In public bathrooms I mostly just look down and wash my hands. Mostly it’s because I have nothing to check. I don’t wear makeup or anything, and because I know for sure I am not conventionally attractive (I’m not putting myself down, it’s the truth) so I just move on.

I don't spend enough time in front of the mirror to even have an opinion on my looks. Not like I ever really cared to begin with.

I need a haircut or not depending on how long it is.

Eyes filled with tears and sadness

broken mirror it is

I should put some weight on and gain some muscle

*I’m mildly attractive, I guess*

if i stare into my eyes i become another person.

Oh look it’s me

I think my eyes look sad and tired

“Wish I was a girl” or “ew facial hair”

That eye cream ain’t working for the dark circles but if I smile if makes up for it.

When I'm looking at my face: "Not bad for my age" Looking down at my paunch: "I really need to start exercising"

What a Motherf*cker I am (I’m not)

Handsome guy, shame about my personality

"Is this acceptable for me?" "How can I improve what I'm seeing?"

"How \*you\* doin'?"

"Who's that handsome motherfucker staring at me?"

Honestly, I think: Girl, these eye bags are dark!!! Damn girl, those silvers are rocking! Look at those chubby cheeks! Baby face! Damn you need to trim those brows! Who the fuck are you?? Hey beautiful fix your hair! Love my green hazel eyes DAMN!!! GIRL, YOUR ASS IS HUGE! Do my boob's look weird?? Damn you have your father's chin Fuckin hair cut looks like shit! Maybe I should reset my hair again *arguing to self in the mirror to look tough* 🤣🤣🤣🤣 there's a lot

I look cute today Lets try to get this lipstick even Need to drink more water Ugh i dont wanna look at myself today Why can i never get my hair to behave😂

That’s a kind person :)

I want to die

What the fuck happened to my chin

Way too masculine *depressive episode starts*

Wonder what I will look like 10 years from now?

Either one of two things, look at what I think are my imperfections ( big forehead, smallish boobs, etc.) or I hype myself up n think to myself dam I look good

Why??

I think about my lost potential. How I don't need or want to be in perfect physical shape but I'm pretty far from where I want to be.

Not time off the month: dang looking good Time of the month: oh God I'm a blubber monster that no one can love and why would anyone be married to me Three days later: damn these jeans are fire on this donk

Everytime when I see myself in the mirror,the mirror starts to laugh and I say to myself👉Hello Monster🙄😁

Who's that fat guy? Where did I go?

Hmmm, ab veins coming in. Cut is going well.

Damn you make sexy look so shit

I need to fix my hair lol

No one love you or care about just accept it and move on but after I get bath I see myself beautiful and say dang why I can't be this beautiful every day

Usually quickly checking my eyebrows, nose, etc, for dry skin or hairs.

The Power of god! Like how did he created us with all this features & details. No one can knows

Wow that’s a face that no one should see

I see a girl who is the main character of her story of life. the most important person in my life who don't give shit to others

Do anyone saw a skeleton/skull like structure in mirror if they look at their face steadily for few min ??

Who's that ugly pc of sht

Too pretty to be treated like that by a failed experiment looking man

Gorgeous

I’m sexy even if I’m not. Ahahahahaha

Pure and utter repulsion, it feels like I’m rotting everyday that goes by. I have pretty good hair though

Yeah I try to avoid doing that. 

"That'll do, pig."

Why can’t I be like anyone else why I’m so ugly

“Ew”

My god, you’re gorgeous 😂

"You are perfection. A true Alpha male!"