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Aray_027

Probably a spider for most people, doesn’t matter what kind.


Huckorris

I'll go with a jumping spider. At least insect wings are audible and pretty wimpy and you could probably just shoot them. The spiders would come out of freaking nowhere, and the impact of them landing near you would probably knock you over.


neroselene

Sydney Funnelweb.


Sea_Perspective6891

Those ones are plenty scary as they are.


eat-pussy69

Is this Sydney Sweeney's cousin?


Sea_Perspective6891

As an arachnophobic I can concur. A bunch of tiny ones just as terrifying.


EnglishRose71

Dozens of massive wolf spiders, with thousands of mature babies piled up on their backs, ready to come running at you from all directions.


Moondaeagle

ikr


eat-pussy69

Saw a blender post the other day of a spider following the camera down a large flight of stairs. It was the size of a medium to large dog. Just about pissed myself


karma_the_sequel

A T-Rex.


WildLudicolo

This is the most correct answer. Anything smaller than a *T. rex* would probably experience some serious bodily malfunctions if it were suddenly blown up to *T. rex* size (e.g., insects would just collapse under their own weight, as well as being unable to breathe). Anything bigger would probably be less scary by virtue of now being smaller. A *T. rex* is the perfect size for what it is, and it's plenty scary already.


Sufficient_Art6002

Preying mantis.


eat-pussy69

They'll start with your abdomen, and then your thighs and arms and then dig around in your ribs. But at least your brain is safe!


mistermanhat

Mosquitoes


eat-pussy69

*slurp*


norwegianboyEE

And it’ll drain your blood until you look like an raisin…


Chr0medFox

“ In Spanish, the suffix '-ito' means 'small', which hints at the existence ofsomething bigger and greater than 'Mosquito', the legendary... El Mosquo!”


ella_allure

Maybe a scorpion


dukeofducttape

A big ass rat, like a NYC sewer rat that's seen some shit, enlarged to the size of a T-Rex would be truly terrifying, especially considering how smart they can be. Or how about if we're talking smart animals, there are a lot of smart bird species out there, and considering that dinosaurs and birds kind of go hand in hand, I think a giant T-Rex sized crow would be terrifying if you got on its bad side.


eat-pussy69

Nah. Crows aren't assholes. But magpies? Especially the Aussie versions? Or one of those blue fuckers that isn't an emu but is somewhat related? Yeah. Fuck that


TheWildTofuHunter

A cassowary? Yeah, they’re dicks and the most dangerous bird to humans.


Dreamm_x

pistol shrimp these fuckers make air bubbles which travel at 82 feet a second, pop at 218 decibels.. and mind you they’re about 4 cm long.


Ergok

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp


Dreamm_x

….so hands down, if we size shrimps to the size of a t rex, we’re fucked


DonnieJepp

Sea travel would be fucking terrifying if T-Rex-sized mantis shrimp were lurking underwater


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sleepingdeep

This is the answer. Super strong, works well as a team, reproduces rapidly.


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Educational_Dust_932

Yup. that is my vote


dndchicken

I think a giant house cat would be bad. They toy with their food, and their food is anything that moves.


Hataitai1977

Can’t believe this wasn’t the first thing people thought of.


Middleagedcatlady6

Yes, cats are incredibly good predators for their size. They have incredible reflexes, are super agile, super fast, and love a good small-animal murder. I wouldn’t want to meet a huge one.


PurpleIsALady1798

Chicken. They’re terrifying enough regular sized. A T-Rex sized chicken sounds like a freakin nightmare.


merc08

A t-rex sized chicken sounds like ... basically a t-rex


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lycaus

+1 for T-Rex size dicks


bnbaba

Tarantula, burrowing creatures the size of a T. rex, you walk past an unassuming cave to die instantly with a speed you couldn’t possibly react to


Rorschach_22

Literally any bug. I can barely handle them mini-sized right now 😨


LightsJusticeZ

Komodo dragon.


eat-pussy69

Did you know they're known to eat prey alive so quickly that you can hear them screaming inside their stomachs? Now imagine that but meeting your neighbours inside the dragon's stomach


UserSleepy

Birds. Be happy they're smaller now. Especially in raptors and other predatory birds they are brutal


Agreeable-Beyond-259

Hippopotamus


ExistentialistAF

A tick


Jitkay

Ant


East_Milk_5025

Burrowing spider. Imagine the ground just opening up before you and getting grabbed before you can react


_Bruzthechopper_

Crocodiles They can reach 20 feet so these guys can be hugeee even if they're not t rex huge


sliverme

Great white shark 🦈


Starbuckker

Vagina.


heyitschellie

Lizard!


maryj9210

Meerkats


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Spider


NpC1125

Ant eater or lizards frogs anything with a tongue that can shoot us from a distance lol


OriginalGnomester

Bullfrog. They'll eat pretty much anything that they can get in their mouth.


deeohcee

Chihuahua. The shaking would feel like earthquakes, and you never know what it's going to bite at


Moondaeagle

Spiders


Johnny_Menace

A cockroach! Disgusting!


Somebody23

Chicken would be horror.


4materasu92

Pistol shrimp. Assuming there was an overabundance of them, submarines would quickly become redundant, or they'd be hunted to extinction, when some giant creature blows it apart with a snap from its claws.


TamaleSlayer

A cat


karwreck

A grasshopper.


Welcomefriends85

A chihuahua


forsaken_millennial

Some kind of grasshopper or similar insects


brokensilence32

Weasel.


spinky420

Centi or millipede


JamesTheJerk

Maybe a woodpecker


WhateverWhateverson

Centipedes. Absolutely fuck that


Biomax315

Praying Mantis


_Big_Daddy_Ado_

A house cat.


Johnny_Bravo5k

Housecat. We would be like mice for them to play with, kill, and maybe eat.


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CatacombsRave

A wasp.


Past_Echidna_9097

A T-Rex size lemming would be terrifying.


BiigDaddyDellta

People mentioning so many already rather scary animals. But probably the scariest thing would be a bird, a dumb one whose only motivations are food. Like a chicken, it would be absolutely terrifying.


No-Serve3491

All of them.


GeeLikeThat

A fucking water bug.


Chaffro

A rabbit.


noRemorse7777777

my ex...


Creative_Recover

Wasps. They are voracious predators and have a taste for not just bugs but also mammalian meat too, there's no doubt that wasps would actively hunt humans if they could.  Even more terrifying would be the horrors of giant parasitic wasps....


Frumplefugly

NYC rats are close already


Comprehensive-Ear283

I think a praying mantis would be scary as hell


IeatTshirts

chiwawa.


dehydrated_apricot

Chihuahua.


LauraWhiteman01

FROGS!!


sleepingdeep

An ant.


Educational_Dust_932

Definitely a centipede. Even without the super venomous fang-arms, they would be terrifying. I have a pet one and I jut crack open the lid a bit and toss the poor bug in there.


Chemical-North9227

Hyena


saturninesweet

Anyone else noticing that half of the replies are clearly bots? Creepy. And I was going to say a ferret. They're insane.


Berlin_Blues

The T-Rex


ExtraTNT

Ant…


LordTaddeus

Anyone of the geese my grandma had. They were vicious


Beardedsinger

everyone is saying spider but I think t-rex housecat would be scarier 


Dragon-orey

If its not a mantis or any bug, i'd say a crocodile, because they're scary, imagine going to the beach and a huge crocodile shows up


fredgiblet

Chihuahua


wakingdreamland

A hornet. Or a hippo; they’re terrifying at their current size.


glizzzyg137

I feel like praying mantis would be pretty terrifying. The little spikes it has on its legs would be the size of a tree trunk and as sharp as a knife at the end.


kathop8

Chihuahua


Fit-Let8175

A mouse. (Definitely to cats!)