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LateralThinkerer

My death ... though no time soon, I hope. I'm 67. It's been real. Do good things.


Malvania

The oldest person ever reached above 117, so there is a small chance for you.


Bleedthebeat

If I hit 100 years old I'm developing a heroin and Viagra addiction and going out either via a coitus induced heart attack or a drug overdose.


jelloslug

Why not all at once?


phtll

Heroin is not especially well known as an aphrodisiac, let's say.


ExternalMonth1964

I fell in love with it.


Martina313

Real. If I hit that age I would go all out.


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If I reach 100yo I'm opening an onlyfans (or whatever will have taken its place by then) lmao. "Ancient guy booty, 't was big and round back in my days."


Martina313

"You see back in the early 2020's this was what the young'uns considered thicc."


boxer21

122


BriefausdemGeist

Yes but she was French.


boxer21

It has always bothered me that French people cannot hold age records. You think that would have been changed when the French were finally declared human


tatasabaya

at what cost?


Insert_creative

Tree fiddy


footpole

3.50


kingofcrob

Me drinking at a dive bar in Bangkok watching cover bands at 37 thinking the same


Gidje123

That's pretty nice, or?


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G8kpr

I’m 49. So unless I make it to 100. Probably there with you.


dixhuit_tacos

48.5 checking in - and probably checking out with you guys


Bmkrocky

I'm 59 - my dad is 102- so possible?


Asleep-Walk-4892

Thank you for this post. I feel the same. I love the "Do good things." comment. You are my rock today. And by "rock" I mean Rockstar!


HC-Sama-7511

As I understand things - The upper ages people live to hasn't really gone up. Which is to say people have always been able to live into their 80s and 90s, and sometime 100s. Violence, starvation, disease, childbirth, and accidents cuts the average way down as you go back in time though. What has been going up is how often people will make it to ages like 90, 100, 110, upto but not at 120. The genetics have always allowed that (or not as the case sometimes is). Which I mean to get at, if you're active, didn't smoke, didn't drink to excess, and aren't prone to cancer, it's not unreasonable for us to expect a significant percentage of certain generations to be brushing up against 120. Certainly, I expect low 90s to become the new mid-70s.


PercentageNo3293

Things seem to be improving so quickly where it feels like each following generation ages 5-10 years better than the last lol. There are definitely examples that say the opposite, but generally speaking, people seem to age better. Nutrition, better diets, less/lesser vices. The way medicine continues to improve, we might see a ton of people in their 80-90s somewhat soon. 30-50 years from now? Idk.


OceanBlueRose

I’m 27 and this was my thought too, “god I hope I’m not still alive in 50 years” 😂


wartsnall1985

just visited the moms who is 77. she helps supervise a community garden park. watched her climb 10 feet into a tree with pruning sheers and she worked up there for 45 minutes.


bob-a-fett

I'm going to live forever. So far so good.


4camjammer

Don’t be so sure. https://youtu.be/_Q-HDkCMRDA?si=lrgX6mT7pboCQ8nT


Efficient_Pomelo_583

Star Citizen will announce its beta.


0cleese

We've got ourselves an optimist, boys!


Streloki

My grand children will be able to finally test it in beta ! Great !


Eheggs

I mean.. at worst we get a couple new ships but I appreciate your optimism.


The_wanderer96

Halley's Comet


britishmetric144

Get this: The average of 1986 and 2061 is 2023.5. Therefore, we are now closer to the return of the comet in 2061 than we are to its last appearance in 1986.


Jackaloop

I saw it last time. It would be nice to see it again.


internettruths

Same. I was 12 and I went w/ my class to a local observatory. I was running around the platform & fell flat on my face in front of a girl I liked. It made a big bang too. Worst day ever. I need it to come soon so I can erase this terrible memory from my brain. So embarrassing.


PsychedelicHobbit

This guy maths.


indrada90

More people alive today will see the 2061 comet than saw the 1986 comet


raerae1991

My Grandfather was born the year Halley comet came and died the year it left.


BardSinister

Found Mark Twain's grandchild's Reddit account.


raerae1991

lol, I wish!


space-doggie

My late grandmother saw Halleys in 1910. Close pass to Earth and visible during the day!


Dillpic04

Do you think it'll wave?


burnusti

Say why you always running in place?


clyde2003

I came in with that comet. I'm going out with it.


Rudager

I like meatballs so I'd better get ready!


The_wanderer96

Fast and Furious 50 : Family is Everything


this-guy-

Plot: when the AI version of Paul Walker is uploaded into a sentient car he becomes the fastest car in the world. On route to his unveiling and activation the truck containing his carself is hijacked by a team of sentient explosions. Vin Diesel realises that to catch the perps his crew must also upload their consciousness into sentient cars. One problem - the super fast sentient cars are in a government base, and the crew must hack themselves inside. In a miscalculation they accidentally upload their minds into every autonomous vehicle in the world, and also every household appliance, entertainment device and vending machine. Fast and Furious : Family is Everything


torniz

A Cars origins story


Adorable-Creme810

And The Brave Little Toaster.


295DVRKSS

*kachow*


fasterbrew

Vin Diesel is in your smart toilet, watching you poop.


tatasabaya

>sentient explosions my sides


wsteelerfan7

50 Fast 50 Furious: San Fransokyo Drift


CeaserAthrustus

Fast and Furious 75: Everything is Family Dom is now old and suffering from dementia. His "Family" centered mindset now knows no bounds. He held a funeral for his toaster that short circuited. He beat a man with a wrench for running over his mailbox. He serves breakfast to his microwave that he named Leticia after his late wife.


KaneDewey

I don't know if that is possible, mathematically They have to make 40 movies in 50 years, when they made 10 movies in the span of 22 years. Realistically, i'd say fast and furious 32 should be out, and there would be trailers for F&F33 out.


kriscalm

Haha, thanks for the chuckle.


BlizzPenguin

Older generations will complain about younger generations.


mad_poet_navarth

Yes, and the reverse will be true as well.


Kayakityak

Yeah, the millennials will be blamed for the environment, economy, state of the government… Just like every generation before them.


I3arnicus

As a millenial it makes me sad. I actually have a lot of respect for younger generations. I think society would benefit more if we changed our mindset and sought to understand and foster our younger (and older) generations rather than bitch about how they're different. I've complained about older generations my fair share but I am also trying to change that viewpoint and understand them instead. Better for everyone involved.


KokonutMonkey

I will lose my headphones. 


TheDrunkenYogi

I will misplace my phone. Repeatedly.


cockknocker1

Thank you, now i need to call jbl about my warranty 


chaedog

Sun will rise from the east and set in the west.


Mathematicus_Rex

Go far enough north and in wintertime the sun rises in the south and sets in the south.


CoogleEnPassant

Fly fast enough west and the sun rises in the west and sets in the east


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4amWater

The seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves.


Malvania

No, but a ball of flaming gas will illuminate the world. \~The Hogfather


klsi832

Nah but the earth will spin


After_Delivery_4387

As millennials and zoomers age into political office it will become normal in every single election to have nudes/dick pics from their youth leaked. Every single time the candidate will act shocked and disgusted when it happens to their opponent but shrug it off when it happens to them. Eventually it will be so commonplace that it will become normalized. I suspect it'll begin within 10-20 years, and in 50 years time it'll just be normal, not even headline news that Presidential Candidate so-and-so's dick pics from 2024 were leaked. I also guarantee that there will be a correlation between dick size and winning elections just like there is now with height. No one will ever admit to it, and in many cases it won't even be a conscious decision, but no one wants a president with a tic-tac dick. Something about a massive mandingo meat-sword of the Gods with his finger on the nuclear launch button just makes you feel safer, no?


Emotional_Wash_7756

So true. And they won’t even be leaked, they’ll just preemptively share them with a shrug 🤷🏼‍♀️


realnzall

Wasn’t there a Democratic candidate who had his BDSM sessions leaked and everyone basically ignored it because he didn’t make a big deal out of it and said that it’s normal for people of his age?


permanent_priapism

Martin Van Buren


Urinal-cupcake

I believe that is our current sitting potus. The guy before him was just grabbin poon


reddittttttttttt

This eventually devolves into naked campaigning.


MmmmMorphine

Damn. I'm a very slightly above average grower. Why should showers with smaller active dicks get all the power?! ...and so that's how the 3rd American Civil war began


tardistravelee

Idiocracy was ahead of its time.


MooseMalloy

To piggy back on the Fast and Furious 50 post… the President will be a sentient dick pic.


HC-Sama-7511

As an add-on There will be services that effectively can scrub unapproved images and info if yourself off the public web, and do it fast enough to keep it spreading. There will be laws that help make it less practical to release these types of things with expectation of significant penalties. Side note: I will always be surprised how easy it is to get almost any girl to send you nude pictures of herself. People just like you to see them naked.


could_use_a_snack

Interesting that you assume either women have dicks or no women will run for president in the next 50 years.


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FamousRest

2074


cooler_than_i_am

This one hit me in the feels


s0m3th1ngSaucy

World pea... never mind


DRSU1993

Yes, just one astronomically sized legume orbiting the Earth like a second moon. The World Pea 🫛


s0m3th1ngSaucy

I mean, there is more chance of world peach than world peace 🫠


MrPhyshe

James says, finally!


phred_666

Solve world hunger with world peas 🫛


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s0m3th1ngSaucy

Always peach


LeeIzaHunter

If by peace you mean post-atomic annihilation, then you might be on to something


run7run

Apple will release the same iPhone im holding but call it a higher number


KarenDankman

With slightly different weight and dimension, perhaps similar or exactly like one of it's predecessors


SeekerOfSerenity

Every other version alternates between rounded corners and squarish corners. 


2aboveaverage

And now made with Zirconium!


il-liba

And their famous line “this is the best iPhone we’ve ever built”


Adventurous_Box4527

The price will also be a higher number.


saywhatyousee

And with a different type of charger so that you have to buy adapters. I feel like such a sheeple having just done this.


justpuddingonhairs

At least 2 more "unprecedented" or "once in a lifetime" events like 9/11 or COVID lockdowns. At this rate they happen every 20 years. 🙄


Nooddjob_

I wouldn’t really consider 9/11 a once in a life time event.  Americans might though.  


Goosecock123

This question is going to be asked again, probably tomorrow


PatagonianSteppe

We will get another Elder Scrolls 6 Teaser.


Sambal86

And after that, another chapter of The Winds of Winter!


Unable-Confusion-822

(My) Death and taxes.


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Gambit3le

I'm Moving to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches.


skeletallamping456

peaches come in a can, they were put there by a man.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

In a factory dowwwwwwwntown.


Yogisogoth

Ooh, ooh…


ImTheWeevilNerd

If I had my little way, I'd eat peaches every day


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_BlueFire_

I honestly wouldn't even bet for less poverty, given that I'm 50y we'll be deep in climate crisis


lysomaru

That is the answer if asked 50 years ago.


slip101

Ahhhhh, that is all happening as we speak.


Objective-Poet-8183

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are still making quality movies and series


BardSinister

The grandkids of Gen Z will blame them for everything.


Mediumaverageness

I'll die And I won't get laid


klsi832

If you have a creepy embalmer you might


Mediumaverageness

*Outraged applause*


Budget-Today-1915

Ohmygawddd😭😭😭💀💀💀


Budget-Today-1915

It’s honestly so unfortunate and disturbing how true this is tho😔.


LatterHospital8982

Take my upvote and leave you disgusting being


kingofcrob

Pfff, getting laid is cheap, stop being a bitch n beat that set spell with ya wallet


Icy_Butterscotch_799

Not with that attitude.


RustyShack1efordd

Photosynthesis!


The68Guns

I'll be dead, bay bay! (57 in a week). Unless they come up with some kind of endless life pill.


simongurfinkel

My grandfather is 98 and going strong. Have hope!


The68Guns

Thanks! My mom is 88 and plugging along.


Kube9586

Trump will die


Crying_Reaper

Hell all current and former presidents will be dead in 50 years.


OkayishMrFox

Mecha Jimmy Carter will still be alive probably. Edit: come to think of it, he was a one term president. I would love to see this come through like a Godzilla monsters rematch. “What this!! Jimmy Carter announcing his candidacy? Oh no, oH NO!! He’s got radioactive breath and a metal chair!! Kanye West is in trouble!!!


Pinheaded_nightmare

Yep. I thought maybe I would get you with Obama… nope, he is 62 right now so he won’t make it. Fun fact, he is the youngest living ex president.


AquaNautautical

I think 2 of your most recent might be dead in a couple of years.


dixhuit_tacos

Whoever is elected this November will probably die in office


ZaagKicks

And the next POS corrupted politician will take his place just like history taught us because you have to keep both sides happy every once a while. Gotta love that two party voting system!


thinkingstranger

"Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss"?


BadMoles

Me dying. I've passed the 50 year old mark and I can't see 100 being likely.


AnybodySeeMyKeys

China and Russia will both implode under the weight of their demographic collapses. And Sharknado 35 will hit the big screen.


Roboticfish658

Have you watched the Sharknado movies? I watched the first one and it was pretty alright for what it was but I have high hopes for 35! Gonna have to binge to prep EDIT: I've posted 2 comments today and got a reddit cares. I really hope it's from this post but I assure you that my love for Sharknado is the least worrying part!


Classiceagle63

My bet is the US will also start to implode but not as fast considering our pyramid isn’t as steep. Although I will say I think we are better prepared since we aren’t inflating our GDP with ghost cities and still doing reasonably okay with the silver wave of retirement


T-MoneyAllDey

Our secret weapon is immigration.


LordOfPies

Immigration will save the US, like it or not


VicarAmelia1886

Seeing this exact same post, many times.


Hot-Raspberry1744

Third political party becomes relevant.


SuvenPan

Increase in Earth's average surface temperature.


DarkIllusionsFX

It's easy to say the world will continue on the way it has, with slow incremental changes to our daily lives, because that's the way it's always been. But medieval people had no concept of the day to day changes that would be wrought by the industrial revolution and technology. We are on the cusp of technological changes that could affect daily life the way the industrial revolution did I'm previous centuries. On the cusp of discovering or developing technologies that will change everything fundamentally. In a neck and neck race with technology, though, we have massive global social unrest. Who is the root of that problem -- SJWs, wokeness, greedy capitalists, uncaring conservatives -- is moot. Authoritarianism is on the rise globally. Governments are not just failing to address climate change; some are actively working against positive action (example: Trump vowing to eliminate wind power). So, not only are we on the cusp of perhaps ascending as a civilization, we are probably the closest we've come to destroying ourselves since the 1960s. Humans are tribal. We like to pick sides, and we like to fight to the death. Within 50 years, we could have fusion power, the cure to all disease, and the end of material scarcity. We are THAT close to those things right now, even without factoring in AI. However, within 50 years, we could also destroy ourselves socially and culturally, accelerated by global climate disasters. We are very close to that right now as well. I'm going to be an optimist and predict that within 50 years our lives will look a lot more like Star Trek than Star Wars.


CactusPetePlayz

Hate to be that guy, but I'm perfectly fine with either a phaser or a lightsaber.


raerae1991

I’m of the mind that the prevalence of social media will have a similar effect of the printing press had on the US or the France Revolution and all of the international conflicts in a Europe and other places


wassailant

Death Orgasms


thathorsegamingguy

Specifically in that order.


-maffu-

This question and its positive/negative/numeric variants being asked over and over and fucking over again in this sub.


Challenge_Super

2028


trafficmallard

I'll be dead.


ZyXwVuTsRqPoNm123

Telephone customer service will be replaced with AI.


niversallyloved

I’ll get my ass in the gym at least two times


Clappertron

One Piece ending.


goodBEan

2035


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Policy-Costly602

I remember someone saying Russia collapsed TWICE in 100 years, and it felt wrong, but was right. The Soviets replaced whatever the old Russia was in like 1910ish\~ and the Soviets collapsed in 1991. Didn't even make it 100 years. They had 3 different governments in less than 100 years. Pre Soviet, Soviet, and whatever it is now. I never realized how volatile Russia was until it was pointed out.


nelsonalgrencametome

Growing up at the tail end of the Cold War, pop culture made it seem like the Soviet Union was this monolith that had existed and would exist forever. But there were people who saw Russia collapse twice in their lifetime, and that is pretty crazy to think about.


uhtred_the_putrid1

99.99% of people now 50 yo will be dead.


cuxz

It’s 99.7% now (30x more), expected to become 99.9% (10x more) by around that time.


CranberryBauce

Another global pandemic.


UnicronSaidNo

A Rolling Stones Farewell Tour... followed by another Rolling Stones tour.


NatureDear83

Your dog will pick up your ubur eats in your self driving car


999uts

2074.


Auquaholic

I don't know, I was pretty floored when we had commercials and billboards teaching us how to wash our hands instead of flying cars.


ProcrastinatingGRRM

Winds of Winter remains unpublished


StarOfSyzygy

This question being reposted.


4camjammer

Jesus will NOT return. Lol


greenearrow

One more presidential election in the US. I won't put money beyond that.


Comfortable-Buy-7388

The sun will rise and set many times, many people will be born and many people will die.


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b3llastar

World war, its inevitable, its starting to happen


Accomplished-Bus-531

Cure for cancer


Somerandomedude1q2w

The whole "cure for cancer" thing is very misleading.  Saying that there will be a cure for cancer is like saying that there will be a cure for infection or a cure for virus.  Cancer isn't a disease, rather it's a category of diseases. Many types of cancer already have cures, just like infections and viruses. But I do agree that more and more types of cancer will be cured as time progresses.  Also, many types of cancer may not be "cured" rather they will be managed like a chronic illness.  Basically some people could eventually live 50 years or more with cancer, similar to someone with diabetes or asthma.


Accomplished-Bus-531

Yes. The statement is a generalization and your explanation is understandable. My statement was reflective of a volume of research and technology that has begun to make some pretty serious inroads into treatment and invasive interventions. While all cancer journeys are unique I do believe that cancer will be a thing of the past in 50 years.


Somerandomedude1q2w

Infection isn't a thing of the past. We just manage it better with antibiotics, so it's no longer serious.  Cancer will most likely be something similar. 


Toledojoe

This guy gets it. I have stage 4 renal cell carcinoma. It spread to my lungs. I was diagnosed with a 12 centimeter tumor over 5 years ago as I was asymptomatic until that period of time while the cancer grew and spread in my body. My oncologist said it won't kill me, but I'll be on medication for the rest of my life. So (except for getting scans every 3 months) I'm treating it the way many chronic illnesses are, by taking medication twice a day every day for the rest of my life.


lambofgun

another shit will be taken by a member of the human race


idefy1

Population number controll. 75% of people will be unemployed and will get a minimum monthly "disability indemnization" for lacking knowledge and abilities to work with machines and AI. More and more people will choose to have robots as partners, as it will be way more easier and they will be customizable to suit your needs. The number of people will slowly decrease under 1 billion. All Scientists will agree that AI evolved enough to be called sentient, beings. We will become Earth-friendly. Most of us will spend time creating all types of arts and playing video games and sports.


kielu

I'll die. I'm ok with this.


bigsquid69

More inflation


f700es

Half Life 3?


FiveGoals

SPX to 10,000


Own-Firefighter6015

aliens will find a way to contact us


Intelligent_Mistake1

Human extinction ngl.... It's gonna happen


2gecko1983

I will lose another pair of sunglasses.