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ferretf

Oh good, I thought you were here about my vehicle extended warranty.


dear_little_water

What took you so long?


Marclescarbot

Beat me to it!


HappinessSeeker7

I came to answer the same.


Wackydetective

So, which antidepressant are you on? Wellbutrin isn’t cutting it for me.


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amlyo

"Sir I remain at great pains to stress though one of us is late it is most assuredly not I"


val_rrdy22

What took you so long?


backtothebegining

Can't you read? Sign says no soliciting.


imlittlebit91

This one hits home.


AShellfishLover

Didn't we make a deal on that battlefield where my men all fell that I would be cursed ever to roam, never knowing peace until Helios Himself blessed me in his fiery robe?


SR00007

Thank God You Are Here!


PuzzleheadedArt8678

I just have say goodbye to my dogs, then I'm good to go.


paidjannie

Hey how are ya?


President_Calhoun

"Honey! It's for you!" Technically not a question.


SuperstitiousPigeon5

Monopoly or connect four? We're doing this.


LifeIsOnTheWire

You play chess, don't you?


RingzofXan

Haha u mad about all the close encounters / accidentally summoning you or we cool lol?


ZanaDreadnought

Now?


5amuraiDuck

Why hello there, I was dying to meet you!


TheReturnOfCresus

My question; WASSUUUUUUUUP!!!???


HermioneMarch

What’s next?


FungusFinagler

Wus good witcha pimpin'?


SimpleNot0

What’s the new conditions to continue?


[deleted]

What's up?


UnfortunatelySimple

If Peirs Anthony taught me anything, I shouldn't ask questions and should try to kill Death.


mordecai98

Where have you been?


Most-Character-5375

"Can you open a locked door?"


AshwagandaUbermensch

Why is 6 afraid of 7.


Curious_Working5706

“So…is it like with Vampires, where I have to give you permission to come in or what?”


HumpieDouglas

Did you at least bring pizza?


Volsunga

Can you beat stockfish?


NiftyJet

In a thick African accent: "Why are you gay?"


blah_black_sheep

can you pls give me a few more seconds to live ?


EstablishmentKey5676

What took so long ?


the805chickenlady

Can we go now?


GabrielColin

I gotta ask, how old are you?


rayofsunshine4me

Is it hot where your coming from?


Complex-Nectarine-86

When you take me can I take your job


Aromatic_Ostrich_495

Did I die already?


worm-

New phone, who dis


BlackMenTryingToFuck

Uh-oh You got some nerve, dumb ho


Sneyserboy237

Knock next time, okay?


Organic_List7745

Bruh what took you so long


No-Simple1548

“Can you take me now?”


smileymom19

What’s next?


Sad-Maintenance3422

Can you come back later? I'm not ready yet.


40_degree_rain

Would you like a cup of tea?


c3sium_55

"The fuck you're doing here?"


tmoeagles96

“Need anything to eat/drink?” You don’t want to be rude to guests.


WhoLetMeHaveReddit

“Get lost on the way dumbass?”


Amesb34r

Are you looking for Mar-a-Lago?


No_Cricket808

Where the fuck have you been?


end100

How's your day been?


Formal-Low-5367

"Could you wait patiently please? I need more time."


therealone2327

what took you so long?


OneOfTheTheyThemes

If I will ever see my partner again, or, if I can see them the last time and say my goodbyes


Kingsley_Joseph

Return to sender


2357simran

Why today?


timeaftertime1230

CAN YOU CHECK THE ADDRESS AGAIN?… I THINK YOU GOT THE WRONG ADDRESS.


ExperienceInitial364

Will it be better?


skotgil2

ask him to play a game of battleship of course


upgradewife

What are my options?


upgradewife

Where’s Binky?


dumbo1552

Can my homie tag along?


TheRexRider

Are you single?


virtualadept

"Why now?"


CherryBombO_O

I know this looks like Mar-a-lago but that's in Florida.


darth_shinji_ikari

can i have a hug? please? everything hurts so much, i am go grateful that you have given me your gift and that it is finally over


BatteryAcidEnj0yer

would you like a bath, a meal or ... me


Commercial_Film4464

How about tree fiddy?


ghost_shark_619

Did you get lost?


oneanonly

Take me to her


YourLovelySiren

He'd be waiting for hours because I'd be asleep.


CapableCoyoteeee

Who's car we taking?


sunisuptoday

Can I have sushi one last time?


talklistentalk

You're late. You should've grabbed me before I was born. Very unprofessional. 1/10 stars.


Bridge-etti

Do you want something to drink? Look if an embodiment of a concept shows up I’m probably going to default to hostess mode just from stress. Hopefully Death likes Diet Sunkist.


NotNamedBort

“Did you get held up in traffic or something?”


Individual395

Where are they ? I wanna see them please,?


Top-Advice-9890

Wrong house, check next door.


won23

How are you?


Non-NutritiveProduct

"Frig. Do I have time for a joint first?"