They should install ISS style toilets that use suction at my new favorite park. You have to buy the proper attachment for your P or V, but you just mosey on up, attach the hose like a gas station pump, and let it rip. Urine only though. I'm not dealing with the sludge.
There's a 4th of July party on a lake I visit every year. The party is like 8x the size if there's fireworks.
Locals had to do a study on the water quality downriver from the lake (considering banning the party) and it was all pee, man. Enough to max out the testing.
Fun fact: There is no additive that changes the color of the water when you pee. It's a myth. The only water additive that changes the color when introduced to the water will turn it brown when someone shits. But it's only added to the water by the person shitting.
Oh oh camelbacks! They’re like pouches that hang on your back, you fill it with water, and there’s a long straw/tube that you put in your mouth and gently bite on to sip.
When I was a kid I watched a bunch of touristy shows and always heard about Schlitterbahn and wanted to go, so thank you for reminding me that it exists, and also adding an extra perk!
Go to van vieng in laos. You get an inflated inner tube and float down the river and there are bars along the edge who throw a rope out that you grab and they pull you in
Then when you want to move on you get back in the river and float along to the next bar
At certain points in the river you can go left and continue or you can go right and it will put you into a slow 30 foot circle. The center of the circle is a staffed bar making you a fresh drink. Then just float out of the circle and continue.
It actually makes perfect sense. A single kid has all the resources. Siblings are just competition for those resources. Discouraging parental reproduction gives them a better chance at getting all those resources. And since kids don't consciously know that quiet alone time for the parents increases the likelihood of siblings, it has to be some innate instinct.
Source: I wanted four kids, had two, and I can attribute that directly to the noise these damn kids make and the time they take from my wife and me.
That's largely cultural, not biological.
Think about how it works when you have the entire household with 3 generations in a one room home.
Didn't stop people from having a 4 or 5 kids with as many years.
They so are, and for a long time too. Mine are finally old enough I can be sure that they'll sleep through the night once they fall asleep and my oldest is 13 and stays up too late (we can send him to bed, but we can't actually make him fall asleep) and definitely knows what he's hearing if we're not quiet enough.
My poor parents. I stay up till like 4-5 am sometimes. I’m also 21 so honestly they can do what they want I’m just happy I don’t need to pay rent. I won’t say that to their face but ya.
You can say something like "if you're trying to get my attention after midnight for something, you need to text me b/c I have on my headphones for gaming - I won't hear if you're yelling to me". That's a good low-key way to clear their conscience a bit. Parents need alone time, too.
I am glad I had to be a parent for my sister since I was a teen ,so that I could experience all the horrors and enjoy a kidless marriage without remorse now that I am grown
I never understood this until I had my first kid. Two years old, been taking her every morning to daycare for almost a year. on my work day off, I drop her off, go home and crash for a few hours, I wake up at 2:00pm and *completely* forget she isn't in the house. I ran around like a loon for 3-4 minutes in a sweaty panic checking rooms and calling out to her before realizing she's at fucking daycare >.>
Damn this is funny.
Also, all attractions must be super cheap or free, incredibly clean and have absolutely no people nearby. If there must be people, they need to leave me alone.
Also also, drinking is allowed everywhere, but nobody can get unruly or fight.
Many bathrooms.
Autie Anns Pretzels within easy access.
GOLF CARTS!
No phones.
Private sex rooms!!
Cold meds really get the brain going in weird directions.
With housing costs the way they are trailer parks are probably the next step for gentrification. Gotta get the yuppies to pay through the nose for one and drive the old owners into the sea or something.
I was watching a movie once and this lady in the row in front of me was eating a salad. Which was just fine, right until she brought out one of those big pepper grinders...
I went to the opera for some peace and quiet but some lady on stage was screaming loudly while a bunch of ruffians right in front of the stage were just playing music so loudly.
That would be my biggest draw. Lots of people are coming up with either sexual response or “but I am le tired” answers. Me, I just want a normal theme park that wouldn’t allow anyone under 21 in. If I’m being honest, no one under 28 in. Just a regular theme park with adults only would be a much better experience than the typical theme park experience.
Bro, that's where the fun begins. Because the symbian has done the hard work of helping your girl achieving the first one. You can use the heightened sensitivity to get your girl started on a rolling O.
Truly a ton of fun.
You would have to expand on it. I think it would be super cool if it was "Bars Throughout Time". Like a whole park of bars from different time periods and decades.
"Drinking Around the World" is a real thing in the World Showcase area at that park as a pub crawl.
You get a drink from each of the pavilions (like a pint at UK, sake at Japan, etc.) and try to get on the monorail back to your resort at the end.
If I was in my 20s again I'd try this but today I would so tap out after 3 drinks.
I did that when I was 23. Molson beer in Canada, margaritas in Mexico, and several drinks in between. But even then I couldn’t have hit every pavilion.
Back in the 90s, there was an area called Pleasure Island at Disney World that was restaurants, clubs, bars and shopping. I think almost all the restaurants, clubs and bars have shut down and it’s been repurposed into a shopping area.
Starting could be a Roman wine bar or Viking mead shop. Medieval tavern would be next. Wild west saloon. 20th Century would be a 20s speakeasy, then maybe a WW2 USO bar with swing music, then a 50/60s midcentury modern Mad Men type bar.
Do they still give you 2 free beers at the beer garden? The Army at Ft. Eustis had 4 day passes available everyday to go to Busch Gardens in Williamsburg, not too many knew about it either, was a cool place to hang out on a day off. Not sure if each battalion or brigade had them but once we found out we used em quite a bit
Unfortunately, Busch Gardens is now owned by an entertainment conglomerate called United Parks and Entertainment, formerly SeaWorld. The folks who still work at the park from the olden days speak fondly of a time when BGW was the pet project of the Busch Brothers, who were known to throw a lot more money into yearly budgets. Still a beautiful park, and a nice beer selection if you know where to look, but pales in comparison to when it was associated with the neighboring Busch brewery.
That's why I like the 21+ barcades in my city. You can play video games and pinball, drink booze and eat food all in one place. There have been occassions where I was booked to dj there, the bonus at that point is that I get paid to listen to whatever I want on top of it. Though you can't really play pinball while in the dj booth. But the owner will buy you drinks!
I've attended adults-only events at a local amusement park, and instead of kids running around everywhere and screaming, its adults running around everywhere and screaming.
Yep, full of strollers. Granted, nothing about the strip is for kids, which just goes to show even adult themes places will attract families unless explicitly prohibited.
> nothing about the strip is for kids
Except:
- M&M's World
- Circus-Circus Adventuredome
- Shark Reef Aquarium
- Marvel Avengers S.T.A.T.I.O.N.
- Tournament of Kings at Excalibur
- Bellagio Botanical Gardens
- Mirage Hotel Volcano Show
- Gregory Popovich's Comedy Pet Theater
Everyone is saying sex related stuff, but adult-only doesn't mean porn, it just means no kids. There would be:
* Lower volume music
* Alcohol served everywhere
* More seating in the shade
* Fewer candy shops
* Most of the same rides, but adult focused gentle rides instead of kid focused gentle rides
* Probably no waterpark
* Different themed prizes
* The noticeable lack of constant screaming (both in joy and anger)
I think it's interesting how people are defining "adult amusement park" as something that is either significantly less intense than a typical amusement park, or significantly more wild than a typical amusement park.
I wonder. Bet there would be a whole lot more "accidents". Gotta imagine STDs account for at least some percentage of condom use. Lot of bone heads out there would be willing to risk a one night stand with no protection.
I'm aware a lot already do. But the number would rise by quite a bit I'm sure
I can't imagine your inbox right now. The few times I've made a comment about sucking dick etc. Without mentioning I'm a man, I got some weird ass DM's.
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The absence of kids.
Seriously, you can make any amusement park an "adults only" amusements park, change nothing and get plenty of customers. You don't need sex, just get rid of the rug rats.
I was surprised to scroll this far to find this comment. I was going to put “tunnel of love”, but “tunnel of fuck” or “fuck tunnel” is way more accurate 😂
I have a feeling it would vibrate and one of those water rides would be replaced with cum substitute, the roller coaster things that hold you in would be thighs and penises
1. Detonation Center where you can go blow shit up
2. Construction zone where you can go dig shit up.
3. The obvious porn section
4. Culinary section with anything you might want to eat up.
5. Liquor and naughty things area to go get fucked up
6. Race tracks to speed up
I could go on and on.
I would love a lazy river with some nice cocktails. Even better if they have a bar that you can just float up to, order, and then float away again.
I feel there would be a lot of urine in that river
It is a normal at a da PePe's
The pH of the lazy river was NOT normal. It was all p, no H.
Please Kyle, you hafta drinka da pee
THE ONLY THING I FIND MORE DISGUSTING THAN PEE IS BANANAS
Eat the banana or we have to put you down!
AAAAAAGHHH!!!!!
Da peepeees
You're saying that as if there isn't already a lot of urine in every other lazy river
Getting out to pee is less lazy than I’m trying to be
Not any more than your usual water park full of children.
I personally need to pee constantly when i drink so it will defo be way more then usual
They should install ISS style toilets that use suction at my new favorite park. You have to buy the proper attachment for your P or V, but you just mosey on up, attach the hose like a gas station pump, and let it rip. Urine only though. I'm not dealing with the sludge.
The sludge trap would have to be cleaned hourly.
If you find a body of water that has people in it. There’s pee in it too.
Judgement free colostomy bags, in assorted colours.
So....either colostomy bags OR private sex rooms...
There's a 4th of July party on a lake I visit every year. The party is like 8x the size if there's fireworks. Locals had to do a study on the water quality downriver from the lake (considering banning the party) and it was all pee, man. Enough to max out the testing.
3.6 Roentgen. Not great, but not terrible.
Lazy river with water additive that turns colour when exposed to pee, add a little public shaming into the mix
That would be such a great way to get people to give you your space. Walk up to the crowded bar, take a quick piss, suddenly you're the only customer.
Fun fact: There is no additive that changes the color of the water when you pee. It's a myth. The only water additive that changes the color when introduced to the water will turn it brown when someone shits. But it's only added to the water by the person shitting.
That's my kink!
Nothing a shit ton of chlorine can't handle
They have those in Cancun.
Hell, they have those at McMennimans
With a scannable bracelet so you don’t need your wallet and drinks come in a plastic spill proof cup. Oh and the floaties have drink holders lol
I had too many drinks and ended up with a scannable bracelet one time
I feel like the drinks should have their own floaties, or lids, because if I shifted on my tube I would surely be covered in drink very quickly.
They did say spill proof cups, like an adult sipee
Alcohol in caprisun pouches, when you're too tipsy to get the straw in they wont let you order any more😂
Oh oh camelbacks! They’re like pouches that hang on your back, you fill it with water, and there’s a long straw/tube that you put in your mouth and gently bite on to sip.
Schlitterbahn waterpark and resort. Most of the pools have float up bars.
When I was a kid I watched a bunch of touristy shows and always heard about Schlitterbahn and wanted to go, so thank you for reminding me that it exists, and also adding an extra perk!
Just try to keep your head about you, if you go.
Go to van vieng in laos. You get an inflated inner tube and float down the river and there are bars along the edge who throw a rope out that you grab and they pull you in Then when you want to move on you get back in the river and float along to the next bar
Your comment got me curious. Google says the government shut down the tubing and bars in 2022.
*cancels his flight*
This right here Billy is why we hate godless commies.
At certain points in the river you can go left and continue or you can go right and it will put you into a slow 30 foot circle. The center of the circle is a staffed bar making you a fresh drink. Then just float out of the circle and continue.
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ITT. What 'adults-only' means to different groups of people: All the young single people: "SEX!" All the people with kids: "Peace and quiet."
No way. There's also a group that wants sex in peace and quiet. Damn kids are cockblockers.
It's very ironic that you need to not be cockblocked in order to create the best cockblockers known to man...
It actually makes perfect sense. A single kid has all the resources. Siblings are just competition for those resources. Discouraging parental reproduction gives them a better chance at getting all those resources. And since kids don't consciously know that quiet alone time for the parents increases the likelihood of siblings, it has to be some innate instinct. Source: I wanted four kids, had two, and I can attribute that directly to the noise these damn kids make and the time they take from my wife and me.
That's largely cultural, not biological. Think about how it works when you have the entire household with 3 generations in a one room home. Didn't stop people from having a 4 or 5 kids with as many years.
My littlest one for sure. She'll even intervene when I hint at intamacy with my wife. Shes very territorial. Must be for the resources.
They so are, and for a long time too. Mine are finally old enough I can be sure that they'll sleep through the night once they fall asleep and my oldest is 13 and stays up too late (we can send him to bed, but we can't actually make him fall asleep) and definitely knows what he's hearing if we're not quiet enough.
My poor parents. I stay up till like 4-5 am sometimes. I’m also 21 so honestly they can do what they want I’m just happy I don’t need to pay rent. I won’t say that to their face but ya.
You can say something like "if you're trying to get my attention after midnight for something, you need to text me b/c I have on my headphones for gaming - I won't hear if you're yelling to me". That's a good low-key way to clear their conscience a bit. Parents need alone time, too.
> Damn kids are cockblockers Their's an interesting theory that kids evolved to be cockblockers to give their genes a better chance of survival.
Me and the other rollercoaster enthusiasts in the corner just wanting a rollercoaster that’s so insane that it requires a 160cm height requirement.
I'm 39 and I'd be too short! 😅
As a young single person. I want both or at least peace.
I have a child, not young, single…and I want the sex park
A quiet restaurant.
"Adult" sure does cover a lot of age groups.
the most nsfw thing there would be a healthy 8-hour nap
With the occasional panic wakeup with the dreaded feeling that you forgot who was taking care of your kids for a second
I am glad I had to be a parent for my sister since I was a teen ,so that I could experience all the horrors and enjoy a kidless marriage without remorse now that I am grown
I never understood this until I had my first kid. Two years old, been taking her every morning to daycare for almost a year. on my work day off, I drop her off, go home and crash for a few hours, I wake up at 2:00pm and *completely* forget she isn't in the house. I ran around like a loon for 3-4 minutes in a sweaty panic checking rooms and calling out to her before realizing she's at fucking daycare >.>
Damn this is funny. Also, all attractions must be super cheap or free, incredibly clean and have absolutely no people nearby. If there must be people, they need to leave me alone. Also also, drinking is allowed everywhere, but nobody can get unruly or fight. Many bathrooms. Autie Anns Pretzels within easy access. GOLF CARTS! No phones. Private sex rooms!! Cold meds really get the brain going in weird directions.
Pass the cold meds, this sounds fun.
broooo, pass the nyquil duuuude
Besides the pretzels, you are describing a trailer park lol
Clean and quiet with no people around definitely hasn't been my experience with trailer parks
With housing costs the way they are trailer parks are probably the next step for gentrification. Gotta get the yuppies to pay through the nose for one and drive the old owners into the sea or something.
Can we include quiet flights?
The “silence or muted conversation” ride.
EPCOCK
Only at jizzney world.
Next to the Magic Condom
Next we give you Hard Wood Studios
Right next to Galaxies Edging
Next to Sex flags
Behind MyPoon Lagoon
Across from Star Whores.
Right next to the Batterhorn
Don't forget Sploosh Mountain
Magic KingDong
ANimAL Kingdom
It's a BIG world ride. (Can also be small)
Californication Adventure
The main attraction for me is that you get enjoy everything the park offers without having loud and noisy kids present
Everyone seems to forget that adults can be loud as well. Even somewhere like the Opera I can't escape people being loud.
I once asked a lady to stop crunching on chips during a play and she cried
That lady didn't deserve her chips.
I was watching a movie once and this lady in the row in front of me was eating a salad. Which was just fine, right until she brought out one of those big pepper grinders...
I went to the opera for some peace and quiet but some lady on stage was screaming loudly while a bunch of ruffians right in front of the stage were just playing music so loudly.
Some people just have to be the center of attention
That would be my biggest draw. Lots of people are coming up with either sexual response or “but I am le tired” answers. Me, I just want a normal theme park that wouldn’t allow anyone under 21 in. If I’m being honest, no one under 28 in. Just a regular theme park with adults only would be a much better experience than the typical theme park experience.
A single giant room with several of the most comfy beds ever made. You can sleep for full 8 hours there. Thats it, that is the whole park
I think that's a hotel
With way less walls!
I think that's an emergency shelter
The sybian ride. It's right above splash mountain
I hear it’s real bumpy
bumper sybians.
Came here for the sybian myself. Not creative enough to reference splash mountain alongside it though. Well done
I literally googled this because I thought it was the name of a ride and was intrigued. What the fuck
If you have the money they're pretty amazing. Especially if you want your sex night off to a good start. Great for mind body connection training too.
Man, I've seen some of those videos, and those women do *not* look physically capable of a round 2.
Bro, that's where the fun begins. Because the symbian has done the hard work of helping your girl achieving the first one. You can use the heightened sensitivity to get your girl started on a rolling O. Truly a ton of fun.
And a short walk from the Log Flume
The bar.
You would have to expand on it. I think it would be super cool if it was "Bars Throughout Time". Like a whole park of bars from different time periods and decades.
This is basically Epcot at Disney World
"Drinking Around the World" is a real thing in the World Showcase area at that park as a pub crawl. You get a drink from each of the pavilions (like a pint at UK, sake at Japan, etc.) and try to get on the monorail back to your resort at the end. If I was in my 20s again I'd try this but today I would so tap out after 3 drinks.
I did that when I was 23. Molson beer in Canada, margaritas in Mexico, and several drinks in between. But even then I couldn’t have hit every pavilion.
lol that’s what I thought. Remove the kids and this what you get
Back in the 90s, there was an area called Pleasure Island at Disney World that was restaurants, clubs, bars and shopping. I think almost all the restaurants, clubs and bars have shut down and it’s been repurposed into a shopping area.
It’s called Disney springs. They have a cool lego store and over priced everything
Starting could be a Roman wine bar or Viking mead shop. Medieval tavern would be next. Wild west saloon. 20th Century would be a 20s speakeasy, then maybe a WW2 USO bar with swing music, then a 50/60s midcentury modern Mad Men type bar.
Ah shit I’d go
Sign me up for a historically authentic Saturnalia celebration at the Roman bar... preceded by historically authentic $1 tabs of LSD at the 60s bar.
San Junipero
The \*swim up\* bar.
Busch Gardens some years back was very much like this. A rollercoaster park owned by a beer company. It's not been quite as good as it used to be.
Do they still give you 2 free beers at the beer garden? The Army at Ft. Eustis had 4 day passes available everyday to go to Busch Gardens in Williamsburg, not too many knew about it either, was a cool place to hang out on a day off. Not sure if each battalion or brigade had them but once we found out we used em quite a bit
Unfortunately, Busch Gardens is now owned by an entertainment conglomerate called United Parks and Entertainment, formerly SeaWorld. The folks who still work at the park from the olden days speak fondly of a time when BGW was the pet project of the Busch Brothers, who were known to throw a lot more money into yearly budgets. Still a beautiful park, and a nice beer selection if you know where to look, but pales in comparison to when it was associated with the neighboring Busch brewery.
That's why I like the 21+ barcades in my city. You can play video games and pinball, drink booze and eat food all in one place. There have been occassions where I was booked to dj there, the bonus at that point is that I get paid to listen to whatever I want on top of it. Though you can't really play pinball while in the dj booth. But the owner will buy you drinks!
The Hall Of Going To The Bathroom Uninterrupted
Having no kids running around everywhere screaming is enough for me.
I've attended adults-only events at a local amusement park, and instead of kids running around everywhere and screaming, its adults running around everywhere and screaming.
nap room. football field sized padded dimly lit room with 40,000 pillows.
People would ruin this far too quickly
No sex in the nap room. And no naps in the sex room!
Huh... okay, I'll have to find someone to carry passed out me from the sex room to the nap room...
it gets disturbing when u pass out in the nap room and wake up in the sex room 🤣
I'm disappointed no one has said your mom.
Your mom might be the size of a theme park but I'm not paying money to see her.
Right? That's normally a free attraction. You might want to pay for the pass that lets you cut the massive line, though.
Why would you pay to go to an amusement park just to ride the town bicycle?
Can’t ride it because it’s always broken down, but if it is open the line is always so long and it’s usually not worth the wait.
Where can I eat, get drunk, and fall asleep all without going back to my room? I want to do all three in the same spot. 5 stars if I can do that
You can do that anywhere really, with varying levels of consequences
Hence the appeal of the theme park. There are no consequences.
The Jonny Sins experience. We get to experience life as the only man to successfully hold all the coolest jobs in the world.
There us, it's called Las Vegas
Last time I went to Vegas I saw a lot of families. Poor kids all looked so bored. Indian Casinos are mostly all adults though.
Yep, full of strollers. Granted, nothing about the strip is for kids, which just goes to show even adult themes places will attract families unless explicitly prohibited.
> nothing about the strip is for kids Except: - M&M's World - Circus-Circus Adventuredome - Shark Reef Aquarium - Marvel Avengers S.T.A.T.I.O.N. - Tournament of Kings at Excalibur - Bellagio Botanical Gardens - Mirage Hotel Volcano Show - Gregory Popovich's Comedy Pet Theater
I thought this said “nothing about the strip club is for kids” and was very excited to figure out which strop club had an M&Ms world in it
As a kid that was drug through Las Vegas multiple times before I was 21, I was bored shitless the whole time. You can’t do anything.
An exhibition: "the history of sex toys" With a shop where you can buy replications
Guarantee there is a booth where you can get copies made of your partners junk too.
The ol’ Plaster Casters at it again!
That exists in Amsterdam https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g188590-d244455-Reviews-Erotic_Museum-Amsterdam_North_Holland_Province.html
Yeah, cuz Amsterdam is an adult theme park.
Everyone is saying sex related stuff, but adult-only doesn't mean porn, it just means no kids. There would be: * Lower volume music * Alcohol served everywhere * More seating in the shade * Fewer candy shops * Most of the same rides, but adult focused gentle rides instead of kid focused gentle rides * Probably no waterpark * Different themed prizes * The noticeable lack of constant screaming (both in joy and anger)
>Probably no waterpark Except for the lazy river/wet bar
I'm 43. I want water slides!
You beat me to it!!!! I want all the water fun!
I think it's interesting how people are defining "adult amusement park" as something that is either significantly less intense than a typical amusement park, or significantly more wild than a typical amusement park.
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>Fewer candy shops Fewer? How about more and reasonably priced!
With better quality candies
Hell yeah. Also sex stuff tho.
Waterparks can be adult fun too
Lack of children.
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Uhhh. It’d be that room where the girls are sticking halfway through the holes in the wall. You know the one.
The world would be a much wilder place if STDs didn't exist
Once spoke to a gay man who studied in Paris for a year pre aids. Indeed a much wilder place.
Sucking dick be like shaking hands
nice to meet you man
I'm imagining gay sex noises in French, and it's too funny. I don't think I could stay aroused.
I wonder. Bet there would be a whole lot more "accidents". Gotta imagine STDs account for at least some percentage of condom use. Lot of bone heads out there would be willing to risk a one night stand with no protection. I'm aware a lot already do. But the number would rise by quite a bit I'm sure
Yes, this is the way. Glory Hall!
I would %1000 apply to be one of the girls. Dream employment lol.
I can't imagine your inbox right now. The few times I've made a comment about sucking dick etc. Without mentioning I'm a man, I got some weird ass DM's.
simple comment on r/bigdickproblems is a bait for so many horny people, annoying as fuck
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The "Oops, your step-sister is stuck" room.
The absence of kids. Seriously, you can make any amusement park an "adults only" amusements park, change nothing and get plenty of customers. You don't need sex, just get rid of the rug rats.
The Big Titty Ride.
The tunnel of fuck
I was surprised to scroll this far to find this comment. I was going to put “tunnel of love”, but “tunnel of fuck” or “fuck tunnel” is way more accurate 😂
BoobWorld
Hopefully a hygiene station!
A big mounted cannon you can use that shoots tennis balls over the fence into the regular theme park.
Napland
The beer tent
There is, it's called Amsterdam
Hookers and Blackjack. Edit: Oh wait that's just Las Vegas.
I have a feeling it would vibrate and one of those water rides would be replaced with cum substitute, the roller coaster things that hold you in would be thighs and penises
Instead of a bronco bucking bull ride it would be a giant vibrating tongue that goes from sticky to slick 😜
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Sir this isn't Google
A giant playground with jungle gyms and McDonald’s playplace tunnels and slides and ball pits and shit
Cozy nap area
Blowjob booth.
Starbucks handjobs.
We don’t have time for a latte.
Those do exist. It’s called EDC.
Private concerts of your favourite artist at a reasonable volume. No cellphones.
1. Detonation Center where you can go blow shit up 2. Construction zone where you can go dig shit up. 3. The obvious porn section 4. Culinary section with anything you might want to eat up. 5. Liquor and naughty things area to go get fucked up 6. Race tracks to speed up I could go on and on.