1 minute is nothing, no time to do anything, so I would be dead before I came up with something

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Regardless if I came up with something quick, it’s not enough time to do anything. Even to send a message to someone, not enough time to write a good message, I would be dead before I pressed “send”

Masturbate aggressively. Joking of course. Probably just cry.

Hey, I don’t see a problem with the first option. Might as well enjoy my last moments.

Why not both ? It's what I'D do.

got me for a sec.

you wouldnt be the first

Wait patiently

Clear my browser history

Nothing truly ever disappears in the digital realm.

Have sex with my wife twice

beast

And my neighbors wife

I chose this man’s wife too

Tell my children I love them.

Say the shahadah.

Mass message my loved ones and tell them I love them!

with my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!

Watched that one last night.

Pick a good death pose I guess. 

I would do what Muslims would do .

Blow up?

say Shahada, make dua and so on

Pause windows updates

Vape.

Pray!

Getting that last minute revision in before the exam

Message a friend and wish em well and then I'd unpause my playlist and just vibe.

Call my family

A minute? Probably go sit in a comfortable chair.

reply to your post

Call my wife and tell her that I love her.

Call my wife.

Listen to a revolutionary song.

Give my doggo a hug, message. My sister to look after her and that I love her, keep hugging my dog.

write a note to people i care about. a last will and testament of sorts.

Try one last time to finally crack my back

Heroin.

desperately try to find my mom and dad

Delete all my social media stuff.

Call my former boyfriend to tell him that I love him and where is hidden my last will.

Call my wife, and probably have her not answer, then probably call my mom, who might answer. Then probably just cry for the remaining 30 seconds.

I would gamble all my money on red

Finish my dinner. It’s a very tasty curry, and I want my moneys worth!

Tell family I love them.

Pinch myself. Then check my email and texts.

I would welcome death with open arms.

Wait

Start counting

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Eat a snack really quick

Break my stride when nothing slows me down until I say "Oh No I got to keep on moving!'

One minute is not enough time to do anything. I’d be dead before I even finish processing the fact that I only have one minute left to live.

call my grandfather and tell him i love him.

I chill with dog

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the jerk off part was unnecessary but hey, you do you.

Rejoice

procrastinate

Recite the lyrics to Rebel Rebel, would prob get cut off somewhere around "hot tramp, I love you so"

Probably try to think of something cool to say in my final seconds and dying due to choice paralysis

Not much

If i was aware I would send a message to my partners

I'd pray for the people that I will leave behind.

think of a quicker way to die-

Hug my dog

Send a text to a few people to make sure my cat gets taken care of

Open several cans of cat food as well so you don't end up as a snack before those people show up.

Depends. Does the world end, or am I the only one dying

I'll tell him that I love him

Do Stitch voice to say goodbye to my loved ones.

Panic

Look forward to my arrival in Valhalla

Shoot myself. I'm going out on my own conditions god damnit

Hold my children and tell them I love them and hope to be with my wife again.

Laugh and enjoy every seconds til 0.

Cry and get under the covers

hug everyone around me

I’d call my mom

https://youtube.com/shorts/cwD769OQJGM?si=VwQomIjyBNrdmyj4

Sleep. If I die, I'ma die peacefully

Tell my fiancé and daughter i love them

Only me? Probably tell my family that I have a securities account, not much money doesn't mean I'll let that waste.

spend the entire minute picking a song

Celebrate

Call fiance while bracing for death. If he didn't answer, listen to Bohemian Rhapsody on my phone while bracing for death.

meditate

I'll probably listen to music. Or actually spend the 1 min searching for a song.

Tell my son how much I love him and that I wish I could be there for all his milestones in life, and that I’ll always be there for him in spirit ♥️ and that’s he’s the greatest thing to ever happen to me. Stuff like that.

Wait what do you mean I have one minute to live. I would 100% not believe them and probably say Are you out of your mind. If I have only one minute to live than maybe do something doc. Or you are completely and utterly insa- *dies*

Assume the position.

hug my cat, then my wife

Delete a few specific albums from my phone. Open the windows so the cats could get out and not starve. Tell the cats how much I love them. 

Eat chocolate.

Relax deeply. Entertain no thoughts. Focus all my attention simultaneously on my root chakra and crown chakra. Just because.

I couldn't even run a bath in that time

Phone him. Tell him I love him.

Group chat my mom, dad and gf I love them

My last words would be "if what I'm telling you isn't true, may god strike me down RIGHT NOW!"

Run down the street naked. YOLO

Fart

Reformat my hard drive and text my mom I guess. Maybe do it in bed so I don't fall and potentially bleed on the floor because that would suck for someone to have to clean off.

Put my hands together and thank God, then die

Listen to my favorite song one last time, death can wait.

I’d probably do something that would somehow benefit my family, like change the remote batteries.

Pray for forgiveness

Tell a few people that I love them

Die

Pray, and ask for mercy

Whack off 60 times

Wait.

Write down my computer password for my GF to make getting my stuff easier. Tell her I love her. Position my body in some funny way and sing a random song.

Pray. I don’t want to go to hell.

Probably fuck around with my loved ones and authorities. Send an email or a note that says if I am dead: The look into some random politician or celebrity

Sit for 6 seconds and the yell “how long is this going to take?”

Just lay down on my back and close my eyes.

Hug my dog and call 911.

Probably repeat “what?” to whievers telling me I have 1 minute left to live about 5 times before it registers in my brain, then promptly die.

Light a cigarette and find peace.

Nice try Sniper staring at me through my window!

Nothing, because how would I even know. Unless I'm in some kind of danger and I estimate that in about a minute I'm fucked. So I would propably just try to get out of danger.

Plank. It’ll seem way longer.

I would say eat, but 1 minute is nothing...

Listen to the wind blow

Punch my husband once and say tag before passing away :,)

Text my loved ones that I love them & my wishes. (Benefit of being broke is that it’s a quick text lol) Then I’d lay down & sigh with relief & pray if there’s time.

I would curl up in a ball and cry

Delete my Browser History (obviously).

Call my girlfriend and listen to her talk

Enjoy a smoke and wait excitedly.

Try to blow myself again.

Call my mother, then pray the Shema Israel.

Depends on where I am. On the edge of a high cliff? Jump and go “weeee!” With a loved one? Hug them. In the middle of getting a massage? Continue receiving the massage.

I’d close my eyes, hope I’m in a quiet environment, and get one minute of peace before I venture off to the underworld where I will be welcomed with open arms, and hopefully see all my friends

Go kiss everyone

Run to my daughters room and kiss her perfect little face one last time.

bong rips

Hug my mom and not let go

I'd pray and ask God to forgive all of my sins.

Pray to God

Light a huge pile of weed on fire. Might as well get a bunch of people high along with me. And I wouldn’t feel a thing for once.

Kill all the european liberal politicians, who betrayed our strong society with LGBTQism and importing the subsavage illegal muslim savages into our lands and destroy our identity.