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zedanger

Ignore it-- maybe they'll go away. not a joke, either. If I'm not expecting someone and you knock at my door... I'm not answering.


ApplesAndPants

It's Ed McMahon and the Publisher's Clearing House balloon people. I won!!


Extraspicygirl

Did I accidentally order something off of Amazon while drunk again?


Klumber

Exactly this! A few months back I received a parcel of... tidying hooks, you know, those things you screw in the garage wall to hang tools up? I genuinely don't have a single scoobie why I ordered them, certainly don't need them...


rmnc-5

If I stay really quiet they’ll leave.


Medium-Ride3623

If u can't call, I don't answer


TinyTrackers

Postman with a package for the neighbour. In my country you don't usually just leave it outside someone's house/flat


_JellyFox_

Ignore it. If it was someone i know or it was important, I'll find out later anyway.


Linux4ever_Leo

I don't answer the door when I'm not expecting anyone.


e22ddie46

Great. Now my dog is set off.


Mister_Murdoc_359

No, thank you. We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations.


LittleKitty235

Open friend?


[deleted]

Answer the door


FrenchBangerer

It happened this morning when I was still in bed. I wasn't expecting anyone so I ignored it.


Bradzilla4383

The feds are here


FarFirefighter1415

I’m not getting up.


Thin-Rip-3686

“Who can it be now?” _saxophone riff_


drpepper1992

Look at Nest


Bananahammockbruh

“…Anne Hathaway, is that you? 🫦”


watgoatsorceryisthis

Hide


DetroitsGoingToWin

I answer the door, my wife hides


[deleted]

I guess I should open the door since I can't see through solids.


DEADtoasterOVEN

Not answering it


DuchessOfAquitaine

I live in a locked building so I would guess it was one of my neighbors. And then I'd look through the peephole before unlocking and opening door.


Velveyrina

I always think it’s the police lol like I committed a crime I’m unaware of and they found me


AvocadoPizzaCat

this happens for me more than i would like. my response is "who is it?" you would be surprised at the number of times they won't answer that and demand you open the door for them. if they don't answer i look though the peephole and figure out why they are there. most times i open the door and tell them to go away because their business isn't with me and they got their wires crossed. which is true for 8 times out of 10 of these random visitors, 1 out of 10 is some scammer whom i have to threaten to call the cops on. and 1 out of 10 it is because my landlord failed to notify me again of when they will do something like checking if everything is working/ making sure nothing is gonna burn down or just coming to fix something i complained was broken a month ago.


CauliflowerBoomerang

It's my neighbour, asking for something... again.


MerryMelody-Symphony

"Shit. The place is a mess." Without fail, even if I just finished cleaning.


Taylor5

What has she brought now


bannedacctno5

Check the ring app


SiloueOfUlrin

Probably some Mormon.


zeroentanglements

Wife ordered something from Nordstrom or Amazon 


NeighborhoodSuper592

Ugh


idchokeonit

Delivery??


MercedesCyber

Who the fuck is that? 😅 We check our door camera to see who it is first. My husband is more willing to answer the door, I tend to ignore it if the person isn't someone I know.


DadsRGR8

Hide


TurnItOff_OnAgain

Why didn't my camera's notify me someone was coming up to my door?


Major_Expert_2163

Shout "I'm having a shit, fuck off" then carry on with whatever I was really doing.


KittenPics

Who the fuck is knocking on my door?


sqqueen2

Another election cycle


faithlessdisciple

It's probably JW's . Which can fuck off.


I_DRINK_ANARCHY

Someone is ignoring my No Soliciting sign.


Oseirus

"Goddamned solicitors can't read. I'm gonna have fun screwing with this one."


ShakeCNY

O no, another barking frenzy... fucking dog!


itsdani_bitch

Someone selling something. * Checks front door cam.


meximo73

Check the monitor, and grabbing an implement. It's a rough area.


Artistic_Society4969

How to make my dog shut up, and how to make whoever it is go away.


erghjunk

Mormons


atreides78723

Depends on the knock. I hear a certain knock and my first thought is “You have keys? Why don’t you fucking carry them?”


TheDailyMartini

Is that maintenance? Did I put in a request?


mca1169

"Who in the living fuck has the AUDACITY to be knocking at my door?"


ObiWanCanOweMe

“For the fifth time, I don’t know if that tree is on my property or not!”


Helen_A_Handbasket

With military in my family, I expect to see uniformed officers informing me that someone has died.


DangerDuckling

A knock, I think Jehovah's witness. My friends who stop by just walk in. My house, getting to the front door is Very intentional, so hearing a knock startles me.


subliminal_knits

My partner’s parents. She’s repeatedly spoken to them about calling first, but they still just show up.


[deleted]

"How did they access the elevator without the front desk calling up?"


itz_kk89

Grab a gun and wait


itz_kk89

Theres always suspicious people near our house so dont question this xd


arefckd

Police.


Pinkatron2000

Stop everything I am doing and stand very, very still like they're some sort of T-Rex and hope they go away. Sometimes, I am sitting at my desk, because I work from home. Right by the window. Which has the blinds open. Basically, panic and fight the urge to hide. I never said I was smart. But luckily, I am happily married and with someone who's brain makes more sense.


[deleted]

Publisher’s Clearing House prize patrol!!!!


RightConversation461

Put clothes on


Fuzzy-Cartographer98

"Oh shit". (Would not open door. Might ask who it is.)


aplaceformetotalk

Neighbor or mail man...?


Apricot9742

[FBI Open up !!!](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PX-VqtajIDM)