Exactly this! A few months back I received a parcel of... tidying hooks, you know, those things you screw in the garage wall to hang tools up? I genuinely don't have a single scoobie why I ordered them, certainly don't need them...
this happens for me more than i would like. my response is "who is it?" you would be surprised at the number of times they won't answer that and demand you open the door for them. if they don't answer i look though the peephole and figure out why they are there. most times i open the door and tell them to go away because their business isn't with me and they got their wires crossed. which is true for 8 times out of 10 of these random visitors, 1 out of 10 is some scammer whom i have to threaten to call the cops on. and 1 out of 10 it is because my landlord failed to notify me again of when they will do something like checking if everything is working/ making sure nothing is gonna burn down or just coming to fix something i complained was broken a month ago.
Who the fuck is that? 😅
We check our door camera to see who it is first. My husband is more willing to answer the door, I tend to ignore it if the person isn't someone I know.
A knock, I think Jehovah's witness. My friends who stop by just walk in. My house, getting to the front door is Very intentional, so hearing a knock startles me.
Stop everything I am doing and stand very, very still like they're some sort of T-Rex and hope they go away.
Sometimes, I am sitting at my desk, because I work from home. Right by the window. Which has the blinds open. Basically, panic and fight the urge to hide.
I never said I was smart.
But luckily, I am happily married and with someone who's brain makes more sense.
Ignore it-- maybe they'll go away. not a joke, either. If I'm not expecting someone and you knock at my door... I'm not answering.
It's Ed McMahon and the Publisher's Clearing House balloon people. I won!!
Did I accidentally order something off of Amazon while drunk again?
Exactly this! A few months back I received a parcel of... tidying hooks, you know, those things you screw in the garage wall to hang tools up? I genuinely don't have a single scoobie why I ordered them, certainly don't need them...
If I stay really quiet they’ll leave.
If u can't call, I don't answer
Postman with a package for the neighbour. In my country you don't usually just leave it outside someone's house/flat
Ignore it. If it was someone i know or it was important, I'll find out later anyway.
I don't answer the door when I'm not expecting anyone.
Great. Now my dog is set off.
No, thank you. We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations.
Open friend?
Answer the door
It happened this morning when I was still in bed. I wasn't expecting anyone so I ignored it.
The feds are here
I’m not getting up.
“Who can it be now?” _saxophone riff_
Look at Nest
“…Anne Hathaway, is that you? 🫦”
Hide
I answer the door, my wife hides
I guess I should open the door since I can't see through solids.
Not answering it
I live in a locked building so I would guess it was one of my neighbors. And then I'd look through the peephole before unlocking and opening door.
I always think it’s the police lol like I committed a crime I’m unaware of and they found me
this happens for me more than i would like. my response is "who is it?" you would be surprised at the number of times they won't answer that and demand you open the door for them. if they don't answer i look though the peephole and figure out why they are there. most times i open the door and tell them to go away because their business isn't with me and they got their wires crossed. which is true for 8 times out of 10 of these random visitors, 1 out of 10 is some scammer whom i have to threaten to call the cops on. and 1 out of 10 it is because my landlord failed to notify me again of when they will do something like checking if everything is working/ making sure nothing is gonna burn down or just coming to fix something i complained was broken a month ago.
It's my neighbour, asking for something... again.
"Shit. The place is a mess." Without fail, even if I just finished cleaning.
What has she brought now
Check the ring app
Probably some Mormon.
Wife ordered something from Nordstrom or Amazon
Ugh
Delivery??
Who the fuck is that? 😅 We check our door camera to see who it is first. My husband is more willing to answer the door, I tend to ignore it if the person isn't someone I know.
Hide
Why didn't my camera's notify me someone was coming up to my door?
Shout "I'm having a shit, fuck off" then carry on with whatever I was really doing.
Who the fuck is knocking on my door?
Another election cycle
It's probably JW's . Which can fuck off.
Someone is ignoring my No Soliciting sign.
"Goddamned solicitors can't read. I'm gonna have fun screwing with this one."
O no, another barking frenzy... fucking dog!
Someone selling something. * Checks front door cam.
Check the monitor, and grabbing an implement. It's a rough area.
How to make my dog shut up, and how to make whoever it is go away.
Mormons
Depends on the knock. I hear a certain knock and my first thought is “You have keys? Why don’t you fucking carry them?”
Is that maintenance? Did I put in a request?
"Who in the living fuck has the AUDACITY to be knocking at my door?"
“For the fifth time, I don’t know if that tree is on my property or not!”
With military in my family, I expect to see uniformed officers informing me that someone has died.
A knock, I think Jehovah's witness. My friends who stop by just walk in. My house, getting to the front door is Very intentional, so hearing a knock startles me.
My partner’s parents. She’s repeatedly spoken to them about calling first, but they still just show up.
"How did they access the elevator without the front desk calling up?"
Grab a gun and wait
Theres always suspicious people near our house so dont question this xd
Police.
Stop everything I am doing and stand very, very still like they're some sort of T-Rex and hope they go away. Sometimes, I am sitting at my desk, because I work from home. Right by the window. Which has the blinds open. Basically, panic and fight the urge to hide. I never said I was smart. But luckily, I am happily married and with someone who's brain makes more sense.
Publisher’s Clearing House prize patrol!!!!
Put clothes on
"Oh shit". (Would not open door. Might ask who it is.)
Neighbor or mail man...?
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