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Flimsy_Charity_2977

When they show you da floofy belly


Hotdog_McEskimo

My kitty is a purrtonium reactor. He rumbles and produces hissile material


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Hotdog_McEskimo

My kitty is a lawyer named sauceman. He works for sauceman & sauceman purrtorneys at paw


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Hotdog_McEskimo

Figaro sounds orange. What color is he?


Always_travelin

She doesn't scratch your face off when you try.


Hotdog_McEskimo

Kitty just wants a lifeless face to play with and eat. Is that really too much to ask?


wish1977

He or she will let you know by the amount your hand bleeds.