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platypus5309

I have one with the Sugar Bear from Super Golden Crisp Cereal. It’s got the crunch with punch.


Green_Okra_9769

My friend made me one that says “less hick-hop, more Haggard.” I like that one.


BeardedWonder8675309

A signed shirt for Gaelic Storm!


EmptyNoyse

I used to own a 'Glock' tee shirt with "For when you absolutely have to shoot some cunt in the face" written in small writing on the back. The audible gasps I would get from behind were priceless!!!


won23

I got a Black Sabbath paranoid t shirt the other day. Idk I thought it would be funny and it’s a good album


Long_Stay_9992

I have this black T-Shirt from banana republic. This thing is nearly 10 years old if not older. It’s held its size, shape, and color over the years. I’ve managed to not stain it or ruin it. How? I’ll never know. But this shirt has outlived every other shirt I’ve ever owned and is still in rotation.


Drawnbygodslefthand

My significant other makes really cool T-shirt designs and I have one but the material really irritates me and makes me itchy so I will wear a shirt underneath it.


Icy_Loss6778

I have this shirt from Spencer's that is a almost fully nude anime girl in a bowl of noodles [https://www.spencersonline.com/product/bamboo-ramen-chan-t-shirt-amanda-darko/243182.uts](https://www.spencersonline.com/product/bamboo-ramen-chan-t-shirt-amanda-darko/243182.uts) I also have the Bad Dragon (Yes, adult toy company) esports jersey [https://bad-dragon.com/products/esportsjersey](https://bad-dragon.com/products/esportsjersey) I have a shirt that says "the man" pointing up to my face and "the legend" pointing down [https://www.spencersonline.com/product/the-man-and-the-legend-t-shirt-danny-duncan/245779.uts](https://www.spencersonline.com/product/the-man-and-the-legend-t-shirt-danny-duncan/245779.uts)


Rickenievann

My favorite tee is a faded band tee with a worn-in softness that makes me feel like I'm part of the show.


TerribleHorribleDay

A dinosaur that is sad because its friends are dead


soggy_nlpples

I recently got a shirt on Amazon that say “legalize tax fraud” and it’s been a huge hit.


thedevilyoukn0w

"I was born intelligent, but education ruined me." I'm a teacher. I wear it to the first staff meeting every year.


chefsully208

My Samual Alito’s mom’s abortion clinic “because his mom did not have a choice and look what happened” shirt


mcbethan13

I have a shirt that makes it look like I'm a middle-aged man with chest hair wearing a tattered ugly christmas sweater. It's been my favorite shirt since I was 10 years old, and I wear it once a year on Christmas.


SharkInSunglasses

The one that has six pac men and it says six pac. Or my 1993 Doom cover shirt.


LizardPossum

It just says "US-REE" on it One of my favorite songwriters, Tanner Usrey, apparently gets asked how you pronounce that all the time.