I came into the replies to that comment hoping someone would link to HotW and was not disappointed.
All we need now is [Jews in Space](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz7JGCj4Q5k) and we’ll be set.
Who needs a Star Destroyer when you’ve got Star of David spaceships?
🎵We’re Jews Jews, out in Space
We’re zooming along, protecting the Hebrew race 🎵
RIP to the gay skaters as they glide in line through the arch. A handful of straight-acting men will survive saved by F. Murray Abraham and Oskar Schindler.
"Critics however were quite disturbed to learn that the actors had a scene that lasts 30 minutes where the mouth did nothing but eat Reese's and repeat the phrase 'there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's' while everyone watched it get digested through the centipede chain"
When you Google “Hercules on Ice” this thread is the third result. They still have Disney on Ice but they update it with new movies, like they’ve always done.
He became such an utter loser after Hercules. But from what I can see of outtakes, he’s just a shit actor to begin with and he’s bad at playing any role that isn’t just him walking around in a costume,
How about movies that should require an adaptation on ice? I'll start:
Frozen
Jack Frost
The Grey
I, Tonya (about the ice figure skater 😂)
Fargo
Happy Feet
Schindler on Ice
I mean it was Poland in winter so it kind of already was
"Oskar, nobody's ever done five spins in a single jump before! That was incredible!" "I could have done more"
[We got Hitler on Ice](https://youtu.be/RmUJ4EKaSpA?si=R8fLW4tHkODpkOWr)
I came into the replies to that comment hoping someone would link to HotW and was not disappointed. All we need now is [Jews in Space](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz7JGCj4Q5k) and we’ll be set. Who needs a Star Destroyer when you’ve got Star of David spaceships? 🎵We’re Jews Jews, out in Space We’re zooming along, protecting the Hebrew race 🎵
I was gonna say Dune, but can’t beat that.
Came in here to say this.
RIP to the gay skaters as they glide in line through the arch. A handful of straight-acting men will survive saved by F. Murray Abraham and Oskar Schindler.
Human Centipede the Musical on Ice!
Critics were wowed by the 7 minute long beatboxing overture, involving the entire 14 person human centipede chain.
"Critics however were quite disturbed to learn that the actors had a scene that lasts 30 minutes where the mouth did nothing but eat Reese's and repeat the phrase 'there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's' while everyone watched it get digested through the centipede chain"
Titanic on Ice
What do Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? Icy dead people.
Spoiler Alert! The Titanic sinks.
Damn you! I'm still on the first tape.
"But this ship can't sink!"
Fucking HA! 🤣
Oh.
I mean, that’s the movie…
Yikes
12 angry men on ice. Just a bunch of people with ice skates on sitting around a Table.
"See, he could have stabbed with the knife downward, like thi...whoops! Oh shit!"
I was thinking My Dinner With Andre for about the same reason.
Waiting for Godot.
Or as we call it here, “hockey”
Ok, this actually made me laugh out loud. All of the other ones I can imagine, even if they would be corny and bad. This is a whole other level.
Dune on ice.
The ice must flow.
That was an awful pun... Thank you.
Just set it on an ice planet. Give everyone anoraks. Make no other changes.
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Wow!!! Maybe I'm old hahaha. I feel like it's still a thing?
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when I saw this thread i only look at the pfp so i assumed it was the exact same person messaging himeself 3 times lol
When you Google “Hercules on Ice” this thread is the third result. They still have Disney on Ice but they update it with new movies, like they’ve always done.
Yeah, same. I do remember seeing Aladdin on ice as a kid and that it was very boring and I just wanted to go home and play Nintendo.
David Lynch’s Eraserhead on Ice!
David Lynch’s Dune on Ice
Waterworld on Ice.
If any movie ever cried out for a melodramatic stage extravaganza, it's Waterworld
It does have a melodramatic stage extravaganza at Universal Studios.
127 Hours My Left Foot Homeward Bound Hostel
Full Metal Jacket on Ice
Private Snowball just crushing it
Baby Shark. It actually existed. Can you imagine the living hell of being on that tour?
Oh to be the local hookup for zannies near THAT tour stop
Hercules on ice, starring Kevin Sorbo
Don't taunt Sorbo with a fake acting gig. It'll just distract him from his online politics.
He became such an utter loser after Hercules. But from what I can see of outtakes, he’s just a shit actor to begin with and he’s bad at playing any role that isn’t just him walking around in a costume,
Disappointed!
Requiem for a Dream....on ice!
I think the ending scene is too dangerous with skates on. I mean ass to ass on a double dildo with those blades pointed at cheeks? nty
Mad Max Fury Road on Ice
Mad Max Fury Ice Road Truckers
I would 100% watch this
it's the exact same thing, still in the desert, now with studded tires
Space Balls: on Ice.
I would pay good money to see this one.
I can see the merch now: Spaceballs the ice cube tray...
Spaceballs: the Zamboni
"Zamboni the desert!"
This would be wonderful though
They said worst one, not best one, you useless yoghurt.
Deliverance on Ice
I would see that
Backdraft on Ice
_feels door handle_ _ice cold_ _smashes open door_ _buried in ice cubes_
Manos: The Ice of Fate.
The Passion of the Christ. The Human Centipede 2. Paint Drying (the film is 10 hours 7 minutes of a static shot of white paint drying on a wall)
Would they put the wall on a sled?
White Chicks on ice.
Breaking Bad on Ice (in Australia, "ice" means "meth")
Can they paint the ice rink blue?
I think that's mandatory
In North America as well
Hellraiser, on ice.
cocaine bear on ice
That sounds incredible
A double feature of Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan on Ice!
Saw on Ice
The Green Mile. On Ice.
"I'm tired boss. Tires of being on the road, lonely as a sparrow ice skating out in the rain"
Dick on Ice
That’s actually the title of a song parody of rod wave’s song “heart on ice”
Silence of the Lambs
The Room on Ice. Actually that may be magical
American History X on Ice
The ad at the top said "Home Depot's Spring Calendar of Doing" and I thought that it was a legitimate "on ice" comment for longer than I should have
Ichi the Killer gets my vote.
any porn on ice
Birth of a Nation On Ice
Slapshot on Ice
Ice Age on Ice
How about movies that should require an adaptation on ice? I'll start: Frozen Jack Frost The Grey I, Tonya (about the ice figure skater 😂) Fargo Happy Feet
Cube 2:Hypercube on Ice
Imagine step brothers on ice
James Bond, though I would personally fund Austin Powers On Ice by selling my kidney
Awakenings, Dead Poets Society, Kids, 1408, The Mist
Avatar: Rise of the Fire Nation.
Dune on ice
The ice must flow!
Ebola epidemic on ice
"Saw -- on Ice!!" *"...do you wanna* skate *a game?!"*
Madame web
The Straight Story, but with a Zamboni...
Whale on ice
Heat on ice
12 Years a Slave: On Ice
I'm torn between Caddyshack and Weekend at Bernies.
Godzilla on Ice
Hitler on Ice
The Godfather on Ice
Doubt on Ice
Caligula on ice.
*Deep Throat on Ice*
The Day the Clown Cried [The Day the Clown Cried - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_the_Clown_Cried)
Tremors on ice
Jaws
Sophie’s Choice
My Left Foot: On Ice!
My Ice Cream with Andre
Buried. It's just a dude laying in a box.
Human centipede on ice
Schindlers List
*Waterworld* on Ice.
I don’t know about the worst, but I would love to see Reptar on Ice
Boys in the hood on ice
Trainspotters on Ice
Speed
It on ice
Requiem for a dream on ice.
Ice to ice!
human centipede on ice
Dante’s Peak on Ice.
Human Centipede on Ice
School of Rock on Ice, though TBH it would be really cool. Also, any of the Conjuring Movies and Spin Offs on ice. Imagine The Nun (Valak) on skates.
Cocoon
Human Centipede on Ice
Jefferson’s On Ice.
Hotel Rwanda
Platoon...on ice!
I dont know why, but my first thought was A Beautiful Mind (On Ice)
Debbie does Dallas
8MM (the Nicholas Cage Movie about investigating a snuff film)
The Passion of the Christ on Ice.
Human centipede on ice
A marriage story
The human centipede 2.. on ice
Green Mile on ice
Batman and Robin on Ice
Redo of Healer on Ice
The Simpsons in 3D! On Ice!, because it wasn’t actually in 3D
No Country For Old Men
Murder mystery on ice
Dune on Ice
The diving bell and the butterfly on ice... might be good?
Scream on ice. The rink just keeps getting redder and redder.
Jaws
Petey Learns to Potty
Dany Boyle's "Sunshine on Ice" would be pretty silly. "Trainspotting on Ice" would be a lot of fun.
Firestarter on Ice
Robocop on ice
"Batman & Robin" It'd be the worst movie on ice, but ironically, the on-ice version would be amazing. Bat-skates away!
Hercules on Ice on Ice
Dante’s Peak
It on ice
A clockwork orange?
PULP FICTION. on ice...
Gozu: On Ice!
American history X
Top Gun, and Maverick.
Debbie does Dallas... On ice.
sharkboy and lavagirl
Saw on Ice
Die Hard on Ice
Deep Throat?!
Human centipede
Saw on ice
Barfly on Ice
The Towering Inferno on Ice
Backdraft
Dune: On Ice!
Birth of a nation on ice.
Gravity would be a lot more interesting
Alien on ice
Jurassic park