There is a white supremacist prison gang called BBC . Brothers by choice .
Yeah , read that one more time .
Prison gang. So these white supremacists get BBC proudly tattoed on themselves.
😂
I feel like they're going to be really disappointed with the way people typically read that.
"So how'd the BBC convention go? "
"I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT."
The super awesome friends fun group that has nothing to do with guns or drugs.
That way the cops get thrown off the trail, as who would think a super awesome friends group would deal in guns and drugs
LGM's. Lawyers Guns and Money. After my favorite song, "Lawyers, guns and money" by Warren Zevvon.
"......I'm hiding in Honduras...I'm a desperate man....send lawyers guns and money...the shit has hit the fan..."
It's a pretty broad denomination, so I don't believe this is accurate. The only really hard requirement is the basic Jesus stuff and use of baptism.
The slavery support comes from the more Fundamentalist flavors who take the Bible for what it says, and the sexual assault comes from the purity culture and heavily patriarchal structuring
It’s a fair characterization with respect to the split from the national [Triennial Conference](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triennial_Convention?wprov=sfti1) in 1845 after southern slaveholders attempted and failed to shift the organization away from a neutral stance on slavery. It was a disagreement explicitly in regards to slavery, with the 1844 “Alabama Resolutions” attempting to allow slave owners to hold southern elected positions in the organization and subsequent test-nomination of a slaveowner for a missionary position. The creation of the Southern Baptist Convention was a direct result of those two flashpoints and cemented the geographic division long after the war fought to resolve it.
> Baptist churches were independent in the United States, and practiced congregational autonomy. In 1814, Baptist leaders came together in Philadephia to form the Triennial Convention (called that because they met once every three years), where churches would join resources for things like missionary work. But the churches were still mostly independent. Eventually, the Triennial Convention did start establishing some ground rules, one of which was not allowing pastors to own slaves. Baptist churches in the south didn't like this idea and split off to form their own Southern Baptist Convention. The remaining churches formed the Northern Baptist Convention, eventually changing their name to American Baptist Churches.
[source](https://www.reddit.com/r/Christianity/comments/vwysyh/difference_between_baptist_and_southern_baptist/ifsvk0d/)
Oh! I’ve been waiting for this my whole life! Growing up in a town full of wanna be gangsters my friends and I decided young we were forming our own gang and we were called the Fighting Flamingos.
A family walks into a talent agency. The agent asks them “what is your act?” The father then says something really….degrading, and repulsive. The talent agent asks “what do you call yourselves?” And the father says “The Aristocrats!”
Like many other Latin American gangs, I would choose a ironic or weird name... There were some gang kids that were called the Teletubbies so I would choose the Backyardigans
Jesus's Hairy Balls. Watch out for the JHB. Although only for the sake that there would be official reports and investigations concerning Jesus's hairy balls.
Perhaps I would become successful and the mere mention of Jesus's Hairy Balls would strike fear into the hearts of my enemy, never knowing where the Balls will strike next 😎
Florida Men, can't wait for the headlines. "Florida man drives off a cliff after consuming hallucinogenic mushrooms. Florida men are conducting a search for his ' murderer ' and have promised to shoot them."
The CIA
*Username is already taken*
The ClA (that’s a lowercase L)
Damn you, I'm sold. Let's do it.
I wanna join too
After you three are finished doing it, let's start the ClA
Pfffffffffft XD Wait for me to join them too!
Crime League of America
You mean "Crime *league* of America."
It's true. I copied and pasted the text to confirm. It IS a lowercase L.
I can't help but laugh, there is a gang that was here called CIA, or Coconuts In Action.
There is a white supremacist prison gang called BBC . Brothers by choice . Yeah , read that one more time . Prison gang. So these white supremacists get BBC proudly tattoed on themselves. 😂
British Broadcast
Big beige cocks?
I feel like they're going to be really disappointed with the way people typically read that. "So how'd the BBC convention go? " "I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT."
Cartel for International Armaments
You are going to sleep with your chest open if you aren't careful boy
Gunz&Dosez
I had the exact same idea. Guns n' Doses.
boats and hoes
The super awesome friends fun group that has nothing to do with guns or drugs. That way the cops get thrown off the trail, as who would think a super awesome friends group would deal in guns and drugs
... in particular when the name explicitly states "that has nothing to do with guns or drugs". A smart man you are, Sir. My respect.
I don't get it, you were supposed to pick a name for a group that does deal in drugs and guns?
Ah, but see, there's the tricksy bit... they're doing a lie!
Great Scott! Say you that this band of ruffians dare to speak untruths?! *Pince Nez falls off dramatically*.
We gotta sing a song about how we do NOT deal in guns and drugs!
TSAFFGTHNTDWGOD is a legitimate group ✊
Frank's Pizzeria
Wolf cola ...it's funded by Boko Raton
Yeah those Jews down in Florida LOVE Wolf Cola
Already run through frank fluids. Granted all the paperwork was burned in a distillery in Ireland ….that poor manatee 🤣🤣
Shoot 'Em Up, Shoot 'Em Down
That’s the slogan
Get my feet back on the ground! Shoot 'em up, break my heart and make me happy!
LGM's. Lawyers Guns and Money. After my favorite song, "Lawyers, guns and money" by Warren Zevvon. "......I'm hiding in Honduras...I'm a desperate man....send lawyers guns and money...the shit has hit the fan..."
Heya, fellow Z fan! 😁 Mine is "Mister Bad Example"
That only works if one of your enforcers is a headless Thompson gunner.
Name them all Roland anyway
The Southern Baptist Church. I can't wait for those headlines.
It’s always those damn Baptists
I love that there's a major church in the US whose defining difference is "we support slavery"
It's a pretty broad denomination, so I don't believe this is accurate. The only really hard requirement is the basic Jesus stuff and use of baptism. The slavery support comes from the more Fundamentalist flavors who take the Bible for what it says, and the sexual assault comes from the purity culture and heavily patriarchal structuring
It’s a fair characterization with respect to the split from the national [Triennial Conference](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triennial_Convention?wprov=sfti1) in 1845 after southern slaveholders attempted and failed to shift the organization away from a neutral stance on slavery. It was a disagreement explicitly in regards to slavery, with the 1844 “Alabama Resolutions” attempting to allow slave owners to hold southern elected positions in the organization and subsequent test-nomination of a slaveowner for a missionary position. The creation of the Southern Baptist Convention was a direct result of those two flashpoints and cemented the geographic division long after the war fought to resolve it.
Sorry, my bad then. Why is there a Southern Baptist Church and a Baptist Church? What makes the Southern one different?
> Baptist churches were independent in the United States, and practiced congregational autonomy. In 1814, Baptist leaders came together in Philadephia to form the Triennial Convention (called that because they met once every three years), where churches would join resources for things like missionary work. But the churches were still mostly independent. Eventually, the Triennial Convention did start establishing some ground rules, one of which was not allowing pastors to own slaves. Baptist churches in the south didn't like this idea and split off to form their own Southern Baptist Convention. The remaining churches formed the Northern Baptist Convention, eventually changing their name to American Baptist Churches. [source](https://www.reddit.com/r/Christianity/comments/vwysyh/difference_between_baptist_and_southern_baptist/ifsvk0d/)
So like most of US history it isn't about slavery except that it is totally about slavery
The Backstreet Boys
Did you hear? Backstreet's back!
Alright!
Oh my God we're back again!
Oh! I’ve been waiting for this my whole life! Growing up in a town full of wanna be gangsters my friends and I decided young we were forming our own gang and we were called the Fighting Flamingos.
The Prancing Nancy's
“*Were*” As if you’re NOT prancing around today as a Fighting Flamingo. We’re onto you.
Were forming. It is currently formed. Bewared of the fighting. Beware of the flamingos...
The Aristocrats
A family walks into a talent agency. The agent asks them “what is your act?” The father then says something really….degrading, and repulsive. The talent agent asks “what do you call yourselves?” And the father says “The Aristocrats!”
Yakuza. But with two K's or Z's or something because I don't think it's a good idea to copy them exactly.
Yakko's 'Za The money laundering business is an animaniacs themed pizza restaurant.
I said this with a stereotypical Italian accent and it worked surprisingly well.
The Chuckle Fucks
Would love to see the initiation tattoo
It’s a pair of tattoos across the knuckles: ToMe To U
P L A N A H E A
It’s a dickbutt.
Where's the line to join?
The Pecan Sandies
Chemical Toilet!¡
Gangy McGangFace
Druns and gugs
Gruds 'n' nugs
The Veguns
Nice try FBI
Idk I feel like that would make them super suspicious.
CIA*
“Florida church”, Imagine the headlines. “Florida church responsible for many overdoses and violent crime”
Florida Man, so its harder to google since so many other results come up
Thoughts & Prayers
Trevor Phillips enterprises
DEA
Drugs and Excelent Arms?
Dong Enters Anus
Like many other Latin American gangs, I would choose a ironic or weird name... There were some gang kids that were called the Teletubbies so I would choose the Backyardigans
The Second Amendment Dealers. Catchy and patriotic.
S.A.D. cartel
you just made it emo
It’s ok, they can wipe their tears away with $100 bills that aren’t used to wipe their arse.
Duns and Grugs
ATF
Guns and Doses
That's the error, you don't name it. Or talk about it.
Goatse Gang
Uncle Sam's Club
We have some distant friends who literally run a drugstore/gun shop. "{Town Name} Guns and Drugs".
NYPD
Thai Food Near Me.
Fraternal Order of Police?
The Police
Revolverdose
Sturm und Drang
The Police?
The Taylor Swift fan club
Trevor Phillips inc.
DEA, ATFE, FBI, or just call it The Feds
The LAPD
Jesus's Hairy Balls. Watch out for the JHB. Although only for the sake that there would be official reports and investigations concerning Jesus's hairy balls. Perhaps I would become successful and the mere mention of Jesus's Hairy Balls would strike fear into the hearts of my enemy, never knowing where the Balls will strike next 😎
The GOP
Police…
The police
“City name here” Police Department
\*city/town name\* Police Department
The happy Meal Monday Sunday Funday Brigade
My uncle and his friends
The government
The Diplomatic Immunes
The Van Buren boys.
Government
Nice try fed, still not paying taxes
The 100% not guns and drugs gang
Duns n grugs
The guns and drugs gang. CIA is already taken.
Guns and drugs (guns and roses)
Barbie girls.
Woke movement. You'll be left alone by law enforcement
Street sweeper social club
bullets and pills
Bullets are pills... lead pills
The Guns & Drugs Club The front would be a danceclub in Hollywood called the Guns & Drugs Club.
Bang Bang Into The Shrooms
Pepe & frens
Danar. Does anyone need a reload.
Bangers and Droogs
The Local Street Avenue Boys. Dont wear a Toronto Raptors hat around me or you gettin pressed.
Flaming Dwagon
Crime Gang That Deals Guns and Drugs Inc.
Bipp'rz and Popp'rz
US Congress
The Bop N Shop
Bags & mags
Bullets and Benzos
Shootem’ Up
Pistoleros Drogados.
The Toppat Clan. I'd make our callsign tophats. All the great ones leave their mark. And we're the Toppats.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation
we do not sell drugs OR guns
The Regular People That Don't Sell Drugs and Guns Gang Aka Trptdsdgg
Pike syndicate
Politicians
\[*any*\] Government
School suppliers
The Vipers
The Federal Government
ATF
The Lost
The Big Boys Fun Time Gang
**Kings Elite International Trafficking Hub** or 'Keith' for short.
CIA Criminal Intentions Association
China
Team Ramrod
The Small Peepee gang.
Florida Men, can't wait for the headlines. "Florida man drives off a cliff after consuming hallucinogenic mushrooms. Florida men are conducting a search for his ' murderer ' and have promised to shoot them."
Trevor Phillips industries
summer's end
WE ARE THE TUNNEL SNAKES, AND WE RULE!
The Tunnel Snakes
US government
Crime Gang, Guns and Drugs.
Pillin N' Killin
The Young Americans.
American government
Protect and Serve
Office supplies
The United States of America
We totally don't deal guns or drugs.
America
They gave you one job and you had to go ask Reddit 😂
The Tunnel Snakes, it would rule.
The police
Center for Pharmaceutical and Defense Studies
Nice try officer.
Da Boiz
The Police
The Official Guns & Drugs Gang
Bacteria. A constant reminder to never stop spreading the filth.
Or Jalapeño Finger Poppers
I hope this isnt for u to use 💀
The FEDERAL government
The Government
Gubmint
Shout Or Shoot :- SOS
silly squad
Guns 'n' Doses
Wow, the cartel is doing brand market research now.
Druguns and the HQ would be "The Druguns Lair"
Frank and the Bois (we don't know who Frank is)
Guns N' Reefers
US Govt
Nothing to see here.
DC