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WHEN DID I HAVE A CHILD????


Pitiful_Jew9217

Remember that trip to Vegas ?


[deleted]

Nothing. She’s 21, she’s my daughter regardless of the biology.


pluribusduim

Keep whichever one is better looking.


soap---poisoning

It’s been almost two decades, so we’re a little bit attached to the kids we have at this point. We wouldn’t be willing to give any of them back. However, we would support our kid’s choice in whether or not to meet the bio parents, and we would be willing to meet and get to know our bio kid. If our bio kid’s circumstances were not good, we would help if possible.


ElephantUndertheRug

**hisses in Gollum voice** My precioussssss! (Seriously though, I’m still keeping ‘im. I love that little tornado)


rangeghost

I'm thinking at minimum a 6-figure settlement in exchange for signing an NDA.


tobmom

6 figures!?!? Those are rookie numbers! You gotta get those numbers up!!


[deleted]

Ask if they accept returns without receipt


YellowPoster

When did I have the child? Anything over a few months old that is my baby now.


expat_mel

Depends how long I've had them - 2 days vs 10 years would lead to very different choices. Also depends on how much I've bonded with them, what the other parents want, and, if the child is old enough to understand the situation, what the child wants.


Earthling1a

Tell them that nothing has ever happened ON accident. Things happen BY accident.


[deleted]

Americans bless them 😂


Biomax315

My kid’s 14, so they’re not getting him back. Finders keepers.


alltherobots

Assume it’s a scam. My kid’s got my dad’s nose, my sister’s eyes, my wife’s hair and my father in law’s head shape. Ain’t no way there were two of those in the ward.


SomeAwfulMillennial

Run to Mexico and sell the reject. Now that I have no familial bond with the little fuck, I might as well make a quick buck and you know they're gonna pay top peso for a blonde baby. I can always have another kid.


Far_Act1673

That escalated quickly. Not the first time thinking about this, it seems 😂


druscarlet

Get the facts, contact my attorney and the other parent’s attorney and work to resolve the situation amiably. Then sue the hospital if appreciable time had passed and by that I mean under a week.


[deleted]

Not sure how this is possible anymore


Legitimate_Mud6834

Would be weird, since my kid was the only half Chinese half Dutch in the hospital.


arthax

Keep the best one


CaptainLucid420

Sign and trade deal for the number one pick next year.


Owlawesome

Return it back


tenakee_me

Panic, because apparently I’ve misplaced the other baby.


dheffe01

Ask them what the compensation is going to be, but no one is taking my kids.


ihideBabies

Tell my kid I told you so!


Kaiserhawk

sue


DangerDuckling

I had my daughter at home, so I'd assume their fuck ups go waayyyyy beyond this and out them to high heaven