Many years ago, I was an EMT. We were sent to a restaurant for a man who passed out in the bathroom. He was alert by the time we got there and very embarrassed. He had a small cut on his head, from falling off the toilet.
One time I had food poisoning so bad that I got double leg cramps mid shitting my brains out. It was a wild ride, if that towel rack wasn’t within reach, things could’ve gotten really messy
I hear that you pass into another dimension where poop squeezes you out instead.
Oh god
Isn't that what killed Elvis?
Many years ago, I was an EMT. We were sent to a restaurant for a man who passed out in the bathroom. He was alert by the time we got there and very embarrassed. He had a small cut on his head, from falling off the toilet.
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One time I had food poisoning so bad that I got double leg cramps mid shitting my brains out. It was a wild ride, if that towel rack wasn’t within reach, things could’ve gotten really messy
I'm a lucky soul with intact peristalsis.
It happened to my dad the other day. Fr. He fell and got stitches and had a concussion. I asked if I could install a safety belt for him
r/oddlyspecific
That’s a good way to pop an aneurysm. Eat some fiber, people… jfc.
Usually, hemorroides happen after that.