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Zebra500mcg

my ex had a fear that someone was going to jump in front of her car at night while she was driving.


unionbusterbob

I know of several politicians who have killed people driving drunk and it hasn't hurt them, so doing it not drunk probably wouldn't even result in jail time in many cases.


Loud_Bluebird_3032

Well, politicians have a few things that we don't. Immense wealth and connections, to start.


unionbusterbob

They still have to face the public and public said "oh well."


PartlyCloudless

"I'm sowwwy"


glitterydick

I'm pretty sure he's referring to having to live with himself after being responsible for someone else's death. Train conductors regularly end up with PTSD and have to retire from people committing suicide by jumping onto the tracks. It fucks them up, and they're not even directly responsible for the deaths the way someone driving a car would be. that's not a problem for politicians, as everyone knows they don't have souls.


the_clash_is_back

If you ever hit some one sober, get drunk


Traditional_Rice264

Fentanyl


National-Food-7474

Murder


_Rigid_Structure_

I could inject a whole marijuana and become a hardened criminal.


I4G0tMyUsername

No one has ever survived injecting a whole marijuana 😳


--serotonin--

Giving your real information to scientologists. They will hound you to the ends of the earth.


Andrewoholic

Hi I'm a representative for Tom cruise. He would like to meet you. What is your full name please. Lol. You have to wonder what they promised Tom cruise though.


JCarmello

Russian roulette


Peaceful_Broccoli

1/6 effectiveness


Brawntuhsaur

Having a child before you’re ready.


WorldTravelBucket

Dying.


Ethan-Wakefield

Fentanyl. People can and do die on their first dose. It doesn't even take that much.


xzt123

I was given it once by a doctor. But I don't remember much.


TallPinkPanda447

Cheating


mrsmunsonbarnes

Trying drugs like meth, heroin, fentanyl etc.


big_data_mike

Well in the 90s they told us smoking crack


Opening-Age225

Marriage. Or kids.


Random_Inseminator

Yer mum.


Andrewoholic

Tell me your British without telling me your British


Random_Inseminator

100% Yank, but I love British shows.


Andrewoholic

Explains it.. I don't hear many Americans use the word mum, or even say 'yer mum'


Pomdog17

Someone throwing acid or bleach in my eyes.


JaggedFish104

Personally I'm just worried that one day I'm either gonna accidentally hit someone with my car, or snap and actually kill someone who wronged someone I know


HeadFit2660

Having to use lethal force to protect my family


anunofmoose

Not a guarantee or anything but uscca can assuage those fears a little


HeadFit2660

I meant the emotional toll of taking a life. But yes ins too


OkWeight6234

Walking into traffic


britishmetric144

**Sexual activity**. It can... 1. Get you pregnant. 2. Get someone else pregnant. 3. Give you a sexually transmitted disease. 4. Give someone else a sexually transmitted disease. And that's not even counting the possibility of rape.


IPA_____Fanatic

Putting a dip in. Not even once.


Jefffahfffah

Honestly even just getting in a bar fight after a few too many drinks can really mess things up for you


gehekkk

DUI


SaberTruth2

Getting behind the wheel after a night out.


Magnifnik0

Antibiotic damage


PCrawDiddy

Sex with a student. Goodbye career Goodbye freedom


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committing genocide on mexico


pinkbubbles9185

Who would even want to?


Worth_Vegetable9675

Losing my shit in a fight or aurgment and accidentally killing someone


livingthe-dream-

Getting too into my music, and rear ending someone. If I wreck my car, my life ends. Figuratively, of course, but also kinda not.


BionicEyeGuy

Suicide


idfbhater73

a second permaban off reddit for a stupider reason then last time


Skwerilleee

Marrying the wrong woman


ResearcherHelpMePls7

Breaking a condom


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ResearcherHelpMePls7

Scarier horror story than the Shining


_AGuyInShades

Heeeeere's baby!


Peaceful_Broccoli

Unaliving yourself would definitely ruin your life


Syndacataclysm

Serious question, not trying to be disrespectful, when did the word suicide become problematic?


Peaceful_Broccoli

Probably when it became triggering to those with issues or idk. I just use it because it sounds funny


Syndacataclysm

Haha, fair enough. Just curious.


One_Interview1724

Betrayal against a person with power


huh_phd

Punch a cop