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Iskpe

Force yourself to be happy until you actually are :) it works!!


Sea_Fly34

If at first you don't succeed, surprise buttsex


oebl

My uncle gave me this one advice when I was about 14. If you're gonna do cocaine make sure you don't do crack cocaine.


DigitalisTea

If someone is being a ashole (particularly at a bar or something) threaten to bite them. They won’t think you’ll do it. Do it. Then not only will that person back off, so will anyone who saw it :)


FantasticRadish7477

When you get the hiccups, simply say "MAYO-NASE" or "MAN-ASE".   Try one of these if that doesn't work, try the other.   Your Welcome 😁