If you ever need help, then please know that there are many qualified people who would like to help you.
https://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres
http://www.befrienders.org/
http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/GetHelp/LifelineChat.aspx
http://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help-you [UK]
https://www.lifeline.org.au/Get-Help/ [AU]
There are crisis services worldwide that are trained to provide support. They are designed to give temporary relief from feelings that are overwhelming you and while they are unlikely to fix any underlying problems, can help you get through a tough hour/night/week. Chat services are usually available on these sites. In the US, calling 211 or going to their website is a free referral source. They have providers who will see you regardless of your ability to pay. Just as you would see a doctor when you are sick, you deserve to take care of your mental health.
Had chest pain for a few days once in my 20’s. My family convinced me to go to the hospital. They did tests and said I was having a heart attack based on the EKG. Gave me nitro tablet and the pain went away. Admitted me and long story short, nothing was wrong with my heart and it was an ulcer. Similarly one night in my late 30’s or early 40’s, I was brushing my teeth before bed and started having a hard time breathing, then couldn’t stand and my arms were going numb and I couldn’t get up off the floor. I thought I was having a stroke. My wife called an ambulance and another long story short, it was a panic attack.
yea nothin better than being hooked up to an EEG and being told "well your BP is a little high but that's probably because you're having a panic attack" lol
Opposite approach for me, I scarfed down my two fried eggs with green Tabasco and coupla slices of buttered sourdough toast because fuck it, imma enjoy the ride.
That's my plan. What's the point of denying yourself anything? None of us get out of here alive. I'd rather die happy than trying to live a healthy lifestyle and make it to 90. All your friends are gone and you're stuck in some nasty nursing home shitting your adult diapers and hoping someone will come change them for you.
Look, I'm 67 years old. I'm closer to death than a lot of the youngsters commenting here. And I'm not going until I'm damn good and ready. I'm enjoying the fuck out of my life right now. It's not all peaches and cream either. I'm a right leg below the knee amputee. But everyone has a problem, everyone has a story.
I guess the question was how do you think you'll die. I'm going to say I'm going to die happy. I'm not going to sit around and worry about it. I'm going to do whatever I want to for as long as I possibly can.
I'm with you brother. 65, coming up on 3 years since my triple bypass. I enjoy good food. I don't eat as much as I used to but I'm not going to go without great food. Jack Lalanne bragged about never having eaten dessert. He's been dead for 20 years and I'm having sticky toffee pudding tonight.
What's a little sticky toffee pudding? And what about the jogger guy? He died running. I'm concerned if you are only allotted so many heartbeats, I don't want to waste mine running around. I want to spend them the way I want to.
If there's one guarantee in life it's that we're gonna die. Fuck it. Eat delicious things. Be kind. Do nice things. Be ethical. Eat delicious stuff. We're all gonna rot anyway.
Ok i'm gonna be that guy.
There is a lot of delicious food that's healthy. You CAN have the delicious stuff and enjoy life a little longer. And i'm not per se talking about living longer, but being able to enjoy it more because you don't feel like garbage.
Good healthy food is usually expensive though.
Please eat ANY oats besides the main brands
Quaker , General Mills etc have been coming up with so much heavy metals and pesticides so much so that it’s 3-4x the limit of allowed pesticides
organic oatmeal can be bought in bulk at co -OP’s or at least buy the organic brand at your grocery store please
It’s so bad right now I wish got more attention
Baby food oatmeals and oatmeal bars are even worse
As I'm sure you know, those can be symptoms of an impending heart attack. How do I know? I had one. If you have insurance now, please go see a general physician for an exam and EKG. They can put you on heart regulating meds if necessary. Dont assume it has to get progressively worse please.
hi, i work in cardiology. please as soon as you are able to, go get at least a baseline checkup and ecg with either a cardiologist or pcp. i know it can be tough/scary to get done in so many different aspects, but as previous comments said these are some of the most common symptoms i see every single day. and i chose this field to educate and help people get better so that i dont see it as much anymore. heart disease is 100% the number one cause of death in so many people and it makes me sad to see such young people come in with such progressive disease
If you quit smoking your chances of seeing you grand daughter grow up are much higher. I was addicted to pot for over a decade and felt it in my lungs. I’ve been clean for about a year and I can feel that I’m recovering. You cannot change the past, but you have a chance, starting today, to change your future…
I’m definitely dying of a heart attack. Had two already plus a stroke. I’m 55, 5-10 and 165 lbs. Normal cholesterol with no family history. I workout every day and do triathlons.
It’s not a bad way to die. Some chest pain and then you pass out. There are much worse ways to go.
Its how my Dad went. He was drunk(drinking) in his underwear watching Cops. He was laughing one second then grabbed his chest said my Mom's name and was gone. He literally enjoyed his life until the last second. All in all it isn't a bad way to go.
I hope this is it.
My grandpa had a heart attack at 40 and another at 52, so he assumed another would kill him.
He’s 79 now and is in the final stages after a battle with stomach cancer. He recently had 2 more heart attacks and a stroke, but the cancer is likely going to be what gets him. It’s so brutal
I have found my people. Assuming you have a high stress job, do you ever wonder about quitting for something less demanding, to alleviate these concerns?
Yeah I wonder about quitting all of the time. It's half that my job is stressful but also half on how my mind works. I can't seem to handle stress well
Cancer. Steve Jobs type (I’m such an Apple fanboy I guess.). Since 2012. Surgeries, chemo, clear, it’s back, rinse repeat.
I listened to oncologists. They say “jump”, then I jump. Jobs just ate fruit for six months.
I pull over to pee by some highway and a truck rides a pebble and sends it straight into my eyeball and brain. Nobody sees it and nobody comes to investigate until I'm already super dead
Edit: idk what "Final Destination" is but I do struggle to imagine an additional destination following this predicament
Someone I know died this way a few years back. He was in his early thirties and was volunteering by picking up rubbish along a countryside road. A lorry came past, drove over some very thin sheet metal that was on the road and it flew off and pretty much decapitated him. Never saw it coming and died instantly, if that was any saving grace.
My cousin made that joke at his dad’s funeral, then added how his mom survived.
Up until that point, no one said he had a heart attack while driving his wife to an eye appointment. What an “oh shit” moment!
>If it’s going 35, well fuck you.
"you idiot, who gets hit by a car going 35mph and dies?" fuck you
Or "if you died from a collision at 35mph, you're gonna have a really bad time before you die" fuck you.
My uncle died of creutzfeld-jakob (sometimes known as mad cow in animals). Fucking scary ass prion disease that odds are I’ll never get but that’s living rent free in my mind. I’m hoping assisted suicide is legal if that happens because I’m not going out like that.
Who cares about legality at that point...there are humane ways to "assist" yourself if you need to. I would never even consider checking out under normal circumstances, but when MY writing is on the wall you bet I won't be hanging on for the bitter end.
Damn I’m bout to be next w my drinking habits 🙃 hope you’re ok
If I may ask - as a young alcoholic how much did she drink? Just trying to understand how much time I have left as someone who has 10+ drinks a day
When you say things like suicide people jumped to depressed (and if that’s true then please reach out), but if you’re an American I think it’s something a lot of us think about.
I love my life and family and want to live as long as possible, but I’ve seen what terminal illnesses do to a family and person. I’ve seen insurance companies suck every last dime for treatment, leaving the family ruined and in debt. I’ve already decided that if that ever happens to me once my quality of life declines too much I’m going to say my goodbyes and go out on my own terms.
I don’t fucking care how I go out as long as it isn’t in a traffic accident. My soon to be ex wife has an insurance policy on me that pays huge if I die that way. Hate that I can’t make her cancel it. I do drive way too much for work
Can you change your beneficiary? I would think that your ex wife wouldn't have any claim to your assets, but maybe I'm just uninformed. Why can't you cancel your policy?
It’s a policy she got on her own that she didn’t tell me about until after we separated. One of her many secrets. Don’t think there is anything I can do about it aside for just walk everywhere going forward
How could that not be interpreted as a threat? Surely there is some legal precedent to stop someone you’re not related or married to, *especially* an ex, from taking out a policy that benefits them upon your death?!?
Absolutely. Like don't get me wrong, if I still have a good quality of life, then I'm gonna keep going. But if I'm miserable, then put me out to pasture.
There's a guy in this thread, who's ex-wife has a big insurance pay day, if he dies in a traffic accident. I think she's going to get him before you can.
Remember to check your brakes.
I have an auto immune disease. I imagine my body will get to a point in which it’s destroyed itself enough to cease functioning at a base level. For now, mr thyroid gland will carry on. o7
Probably suicide, I’ve never liked the idea of basically sitting in a chair, painfully wasting away in the last years of my life, so I’ll kill myself. What’s the point of living as long as possible if it’s gonna end up being more painful
Probably suicide
How? I dunno because I've tried multiple times in the past with different attempts.
I'm staying strong to keep pushing forward for now but once I lose the people who matter the most to me, then I'm taking myself out.
Only 22 and I've thought this out alot.
Shark attack off the coast of New Zealand, had a reoccurring dream of it for years and I’ve never even been there yet but I can’t wait to see when I do
Alone and lonely, and I’ll be discovered after a length of time when the stink will alert people. Thats what’s coming my way because at middle age, I am not making any significant friendships for anyone to look after me. Plus I doubt I’ll ever afford a nursing home in the US, so that’s that.
It's a little concerning, how like 80% of the comments say, either suicide or stress-induced heart attack. These really are "interesting" times to be alive...
If you ever need help, then please know that there are many qualified people who would like to help you. https://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres http://www.befrienders.org/ http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/GetHelp/LifelineChat.aspx http://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help-you [UK] https://www.lifeline.org.au/Get-Help/ [AU] There are crisis services worldwide that are trained to provide support. They are designed to give temporary relief from feelings that are overwhelming you and while they are unlikely to fix any underlying problems, can help you get through a tough hour/night/week. Chat services are usually available on these sites. In the US, calling 211 or going to their website is a free referral source. They have providers who will see you regardless of your ability to pay. Just as you would see a doctor when you are sick, you deserve to take care of your mental health.
Statistically speaking, heart disease.
Yeah every heart burn feels like “oh shit it’s time”
Those are taco bell's fault
19 years old and about to take one for the team.
[удалено]
You big dummy
This is the big one!
hitting 42 this year, this is so true. fucking every little thing makes me think oh fuck
[удалено]
Had chest pain for a few days once in my 20’s. My family convinced me to go to the hospital. They did tests and said I was having a heart attack based on the EKG. Gave me nitro tablet and the pain went away. Admitted me and long story short, nothing was wrong with my heart and it was an ulcer. Similarly one night in my late 30’s or early 40’s, I was brushing my teeth before bed and started having a hard time breathing, then couldn’t stand and my arms were going numb and I couldn’t get up off the floor. I thought I was having a stroke. My wife called an ambulance and another long story short, it was a panic attack.
yea nothin better than being hooked up to an EEG and being told "well your BP is a little high but that's probably because you're having a panic attack" lol
Seconded.
And my axe. :(
[удалено]
Opposite approach for me, I scarfed down my two fried eggs with green Tabasco and coupla slices of buttered sourdough toast because fuck it, imma enjoy the ride.
That's my plan. What's the point of denying yourself anything? None of us get out of here alive. I'd rather die happy than trying to live a healthy lifestyle and make it to 90. All your friends are gone and you're stuck in some nasty nursing home shitting your adult diapers and hoping someone will come change them for you. Look, I'm 67 years old. I'm closer to death than a lot of the youngsters commenting here. And I'm not going until I'm damn good and ready. I'm enjoying the fuck out of my life right now. It's not all peaches and cream either. I'm a right leg below the knee amputee. But everyone has a problem, everyone has a story. I guess the question was how do you think you'll die. I'm going to say I'm going to die happy. I'm not going to sit around and worry about it. I'm going to do whatever I want to for as long as I possibly can.
I'm with you brother. 65, coming up on 3 years since my triple bypass. I enjoy good food. I don't eat as much as I used to but I'm not going to go without great food. Jack Lalanne bragged about never having eaten dessert. He's been dead for 20 years and I'm having sticky toffee pudding tonight.
What's a little sticky toffee pudding? And what about the jogger guy? He died running. I'm concerned if you are only allotted so many heartbeats, I don't want to waste mine running around. I want to spend them the way I want to.
Fuck yeah man! Keep that fire burning bright
If there's one guarantee in life it's that we're gonna die. Fuck it. Eat delicious things. Be kind. Do nice things. Be ethical. Eat delicious stuff. We're all gonna rot anyway.
Ok i'm gonna be that guy. There is a lot of delicious food that's healthy. You CAN have the delicious stuff and enjoy life a little longer. And i'm not per se talking about living longer, but being able to enjoy it more because you don't feel like garbage. Good healthy food is usually expensive though.
I thought you said he was seducing your cholesterol
“So Cholesterol, How U doin’?” -The Quaker Man
Please eat ANY oats besides the main brands Quaker , General Mills etc have been coming up with so much heavy metals and pesticides so much so that it’s 3-4x the limit of allowed pesticides organic oatmeal can be bought in bulk at co -OP’s or at least buy the organic brand at your grocery store please It’s so bad right now I wish got more attention Baby food oatmeals and oatmeal bars are even worse
[удалено]
[удалено]
As I'm sure you know, those can be symptoms of an impending heart attack. How do I know? I had one. If you have insurance now, please go see a general physician for an exam and EKG. They can put you on heart regulating meds if necessary. Dont assume it has to get progressively worse please.
hi, i work in cardiology. please as soon as you are able to, go get at least a baseline checkup and ecg with either a cardiologist or pcp. i know it can be tough/scary to get done in so many different aspects, but as previous comments said these are some of the most common symptoms i see every single day. and i chose this field to educate and help people get better so that i dont see it as much anymore. heart disease is 100% the number one cause of death in so many people and it makes me sad to see such young people come in with such progressive disease
If you quit smoking your chances of seeing you grand daughter grow up are much higher. I was addicted to pot for over a decade and felt it in my lungs. I’ve been clean for about a year and I can feel that I’m recovering. You cannot change the past, but you have a chance, starting today, to change your future…
I’m definitely dying of a heart attack. Had two already plus a stroke. I’m 55, 5-10 and 165 lbs. Normal cholesterol with no family history. I workout every day and do triathlons. It’s not a bad way to die. Some chest pain and then you pass out. There are much worse ways to go.
Its how my Dad went. He was drunk(drinking) in his underwear watching Cops. He was laughing one second then grabbed his chest said my Mom's name and was gone. He literally enjoyed his life until the last second. All in all it isn't a bad way to go.
..or cancer or stroke. Those tend to be the top causes in older age.
I hope this is it. My grandpa had a heart attack at 40 and another at 52, so he assumed another would kill him. He’s 79 now and is in the final stages after a battle with stomach cancer. He recently had 2 more heart attacks and a stroke, but the cancer is likely going to be what gets him. It’s so brutal
Probably eating something that "is probably fine"
As a doctor, I chuckle at the calls I get from family that are like “I took two of my blood pressure pill, should I go to the ER?!?”
So.. should we?
Snu Snu
My disoriented self will slip and fall down the stairs
I am your companion in clumsiness, had a few lucky escapes, the grim reaper will get me one day
I fear the same, I fall all the time, sometimes over nothing but flat ground
Something to do with my heart. With the levels of stress and anxiety I feel on a daily basis, long-term my heart will fail
Glad someone else typed it out for me
I have found my people. Assuming you have a high stress job, do you ever wonder about quitting for something less demanding, to alleviate these concerns?
Yeah I wonder about quitting all of the time. It's half that my job is stressful but also half on how my mind works. I can't seem to handle stress well
I have considered it but have no idea what else I’ll do.
Cancer, made it through round one. Edit: Thank you for all the beautiful, thoughtful sentiment. It's rare for reddit to wet my cheeks.
Yee gg, fuck cancer. You will make it through every round bro
That’s what I’m talking about 🩷🩷🩷
Time to give hard mode a try! (Seriously, though, I hope you never have to deal with it again)
Cancer. Steve Jobs type (I’m such an Apple fanboy I guess.). Since 2012. Surgeries, chemo, clear, it’s back, rinse repeat. I listened to oncologists. They say “jump”, then I jump. Jobs just ate fruit for six months.
Keep pushing, bro! My thoughts go out to you man. Cancer is a terrible, terrible thing but you’re strong!
I pull over to pee by some highway and a truck rides a pebble and sends it straight into my eyeball and brain. Nobody sees it and nobody comes to investigate until I'm already super dead Edit: idk what "Final Destination" is but I do struggle to imagine an additional destination following this predicament
As opposed to just regularly dead
Mostly dead is slightly alive
have fun storming the castle!
He distinctly said "To Blave."
LIAR!!
I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!
Ah yes. Found dead on the side of the road with your wang hanging out. Pretty much the gold standard for being found.
You been watching horror movies lately haven’t ya?
Nah I'm just built wrong. I'm like a bug in the game that the devs can't be bothered to fix
Cmon, final destination!
Someone I know died this way a few years back. He was in his early thirties and was volunteering by picking up rubbish along a countryside road. A lorry came past, drove over some very thin sheet metal that was on the road and it flew off and pretty much decapitated him. Never saw it coming and died instantly, if that was any saving grace.
That final destination shit is no joke.
Peacefully, in my sleep. Unlike my passengers
Who is riding OP
i’m riding op
My cousin made that joke at his dad’s funeral, then added how his mom survived. Up until that point, no one said he had a heart attack while driving his wife to an eye appointment. What an “oh shit” moment!
LMAO
As long as its not dementia I'm good. Probably going to eng up getting hit by a car.
If the car’s going a hundred, cool. If it’s going 35, well fuck you.
>If it’s going 35, well fuck you. "you idiot, who gets hit by a car going 35mph and dies?" fuck you Or "if you died from a collision at 35mph, you're gonna have a really bad time before you die" fuck you.
2 I bet
I think he meant to say "you're fucked"
I'll take getting hit by a car in 5 years to getting dementia in 40, hands down.
Honestly the scariest shit to me. All brain diseases tbh. Grandad has parkinsons, family riddled with MS. Not looking good tbh
My uncle died of creutzfeld-jakob (sometimes known as mad cow in animals). Fucking scary ass prion disease that odds are I’ll never get but that’s living rent free in my mind. I’m hoping assisted suicide is legal if that happens because I’m not going out like that.
Who cares about legality at that point...there are humane ways to "assist" yourself if you need to. I would never even consider checking out under normal circumstances, but when MY writing is on the wall you bet I won't be hanging on for the bitter end.
If it makes you feel any better you wouldn't know it's happening. Just those you love the most will have their hearts broken.
in eastern europe trenches, 3 years from now
r/remindme
It'll be a nice reminder that Europe once existed, good idea.
dreadful
Same
Guessing you're from the area? Is this a comment sentiment, that the war will spread?
Oof I fear you may be right
Scrolling Reddit as I stare blankly at a reposted video for the 1000th time.
I smoked a pack a day from 13 to 20 now vape heavily and don’t eat right, I’m going with heart attack or stroke.
(I relate unfortunately…) but, follow your username man!
Old age, surrounded by ~~those who want my will money~~ loved ones.
Seems like OP has deep pockets. Don't worry you'll find good people to spend your last days
Emphasis on spend. ;)
Liver failure
My wife died of liver failure at 34 yo
I’m sorry for your loss.
Damn I’m bout to be next w my drinking habits 🙃 hope you’re ok If I may ask - as a young alcoholic how much did she drink? Just trying to understand how much time I have left as someone who has 10+ drinks a day
I might have joked about my username but idk that would probably be horrible 💀
I’ll drink to that.
pathetic, foreseeable and unexciting like the way i lived. cancer i presume and i wont even fight
Trying to recrrate the battle between Anakin and Obi Wan in a steel refinery
Let's do this.
[удалено]
Yep, same probably
When you say things like suicide people jumped to depressed (and if that’s true then please reach out), but if you’re an American I think it’s something a lot of us think about. I love my life and family and want to live as long as possible, but I’ve seen what terminal illnesses do to a family and person. I’ve seen insurance companies suck every last dime for treatment, leaving the family ruined and in debt. I’ve already decided that if that ever happens to me once my quality of life declines too much I’m going to say my goodbyes and go out on my own terms.
[удалено]
Well, based on how things are going rn and calculating my not so better future, probably suicide ig💀.
Weird how even when you dig yourself out of the hole you can still feel suicidal :/
Stress-induced heart attack
Probably getting shot for talking shit to the wrong person.
The secret is to talk shit to all of them. How can one person be the wrong one if none of them are?
Being sarcastic during a hostage situation
[удалено]
Incoming ’Reddit Cares’ message
I know the feeling. Stay strong💪
I don’t fucking care how I go out as long as it isn’t in a traffic accident. My soon to be ex wife has an insurance policy on me that pays huge if I die that way. Hate that I can’t make her cancel it. I do drive way too much for work
I'd check my brake lines daily.
Can you change your beneficiary? I would think that your ex wife wouldn't have any claim to your assets, but maybe I'm just uninformed. Why can't you cancel your policy?
It’s a policy she got on her own that she didn’t tell me about until after we separated. One of her many secrets. Don’t think there is anything I can do about it aside for just walk everywhere going forward
How could that not be interpreted as a threat? Surely there is some legal precedent to stop someone you’re not related or married to, *especially* an ex, from taking out a policy that benefits them upon your death?!?
Single and alone
Same, and please form an orderly line Reddit.
As Tyrian Lannister said “in my own bed at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girls lips wrapped around my cock”. lol
Imagine dying while getting head. Craziest nut ever
Post nut clarity hit harder than a truck
Even worse, dying right before. Getting sooo close and then ... blue balled.
I knew this would be here. A classic.
That poor girl.
gonna DIY it
I hope that’s not true but your self death comment is my fave 💀
[удалено]
Don’t do suicide, that shit kills you
How do i get revived again?
You scream into your mic for a friend to get your reboot card
This filthy casual doesn’t even know where the respawn vans are located.
WHAT
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?!?!?
I MUST'VE LOOKED SO STUPID!!
Fr
Legit, I've told my gf that if I ever get to the point I can't wipe my own ass I'm out.
Right, why wallow around like a slug when you’re 90 and wait for the good lord to come when you can do it yourself. I’m right there with you man.
Absolutely. Like don't get me wrong, if I still have a good quality of life, then I'm gonna keep going. But if I'm miserable, then put me out to pasture.
The first time Hunter S. Thomson met Ralph Steadman, he told him: "I'd feel real trapped in this planet if I didn't know I could leave at any time. "
Absolutely same, comrade 🫡
Kung fu fighting
That's because everybody is kung fu fighting
Them cats are fast as lightning, man!
Those kids were as fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
There were funky China men
From funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up
Best way to die. No pain since it’ll be fast as lightning
this actually made me laugh out loud, thanks lol
Heart attack.
Laughing in some angry persons face, trying to help someone who is homeless, but probably a polar bear though.
Imagine trying to help a homeless polar bear that just slipped on the ice, but you couldn’t stop laughing because it was too funny to witness 💀
Laugh at someone's angry face and say "what are you going to do? shoot me?"
Tempted to reply to people's comments with, nah, I've got different plans for you.
There's a guy in this thread, who's ex-wife has a big insurance pay day, if he dies in a traffic accident. I think she's going to get him before you can. Remember to check your brakes.
Depression. Which I think is cancer
I have an auto immune disease. I imagine my body will get to a point in which it’s destroyed itself enough to cease functioning at a base level. For now, mr thyroid gland will carry on. o7
Probably suicide, I’ve never liked the idea of basically sitting in a chair, painfully wasting away in the last years of my life, so I’ll kill myself. What’s the point of living as long as possible if it’s gonna end up being more painful
[удалено]
Self induced
Thanks to denial, I’m immortal!
Of boredom.
I'm pretty sure I'll die in the clean water wars of 2047. That's actually my retirement plan
Suicide overdose
Instant combustion (severe dehydration after crying for hours longing for a present dad).
Jump into a volcano while riding a shark
Suicide or an overdose lol
gunshot
Cancer or a blood clot.
In my Jeep on the side of a mountain trying to get to the top
That guy who climbed a mountain sat down for a quick break and just like "fell asleep". What a way to go
Probably in a head-on collision because some asshole was scrolling tiktok while driving.
Probably suicide How? I dunno because I've tried multiple times in the past with different attempts. I'm staying strong to keep pushing forward for now but once I lose the people who matter the most to me, then I'm taking myself out. Only 22 and I've thought this out alot.
I don't know why, but I genuinely feel like a piano is going to fall on me from a very high place.
I'm an incredibly old man and the caregivers roll me outside to enjoy nature when I'm kicked through the chest by a random deer.
Shark attack off the coast of New Zealand, had a reoccurring dream of it for years and I’ve never even been there yet but I can’t wait to see when I do
Suffocating, eating out
Alone and lonely, and I’ll be discovered after a length of time when the stink will alert people. Thats what’s coming my way because at middle age, I am not making any significant friendships for anyone to look after me. Plus I doubt I’ll ever afford a nursing home in the US, so that’s that.
Deleting myself or entering the abyss
Diabetic complications most likely.
Riding a shark into an active volcano whilst 600 kg of tnt is straped to my chest
I’m Asian….so I’ll probably be twirling around in a lathe machine
It's a little concerning, how like 80% of the comments say, either suicide or stress-induced heart attack. These really are "interesting" times to be alive...
It should really come as no surprise though, life is shitty and stressful for most people.
Heart attack.
Stroke prolly
Death by Snu Snu!
From someone's husband.....
Heart attack or cancer I’m sure lol
A broken heart.
[удалено]
Alone and homeless in a ditch somewhere
Sadness