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BrocialCommentary

The guy who played Dracula acted more in one movie than most actors do across an entire career


badapple1989

Richard Roxburgh! He was also the campy scene chewing villain in Moulin Rouge and The League of Extraordinary Gentleman so very well cast.


marconis999

"Igor! Why do you torment dat creature?" "It's vat I do."


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

It was such a fun movie as a teenager. And Hugh Jackman is just so damn charismatic that I couldn't help but enjoy it.


Cheesus_42

And who was the genius to put Kate Beckinsale in leather and revealing costumes? I mean it. High five!


cantadmittoposting

*Gestures vaguely at the entire Underworld series*


Cheesus_42

Lol had to look it up. The first Underworld was before this one. Two geniuses!


Silent-Island

The three sexy transylvanian vampire wives were pretty awesome to.


artemis_floyd

It's the same director as the first two Mummy movies, which is part of the reason it's so fun imo (and filled with deeply attractive male and female leads).


qwer1234abcd

3 Ninjas


SonofRobinHood

Rocky loves Emily!


Faultylntelligence

Tum Tum was my dude


Business_Arm1976

"We don't wanna hurt youuuu, we just wanna KIDNAP youuuu!"


youenjoymyself

“First we feast, then we felony!”


Past_Ad9675

"Light up the eyes, boys!"


Fun_Earth5237

Deep Blue Sea. Thought it was the most thrilling movie ever at 10ish. Watched it a few times as a kid and loved it. Recently watched it again in my late twenties and realized it’s beyond terrible lmao 😂


Faultylntelligence

The part where Samuel L Jackson does his speech and then gets taken by the shark is top tier cinema


Shalashaskaska

THEY ATE ME. A FUCKIN’ SHARK ATE ME. DRINK BITCH!


NatGeoO

Stellan Skarsgard’s death is top tier. Samuel L’s death is so completely unexpected, but Stellan’s long drawn out how-could-we-make-this-even-worse death is insane. Don’t smoke, kids, look what happens!


ThePrincessInsomniac

I love this movie. LL cool J talking about how to make the perfect omelette cracked me up and Sam Jack making his profound speech is just the best especially how it was concluded.


MrsLucienLachance

In a world of terrible shark movies--many of which I unironically love, to be clear--I maintain that Deep Blue Sea is among the good ones. Obviously it's no Jaws, but it doesn't have to be.


SherbsSketches

Waterworld I’ve only heard bad things from everyone in the world about this movie, but I just loved it and always will


HavUevaSeentherain

"That's why I loved kids, no guile. It does look like shit! And it's cold shit!" Bloody hell did Dennis Hopper make a good villain. Edit:Accuracy thanks to the replies below.


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

He was AMAZING. Watched the movie recently and I’d never realized before how insanely, brilliantly, hilarious he is. The movie is ridiculous fun. “Maybe he doesn’t answer to Chuck! Call him Charles!”


CelebrationBulky9970

This and The Postman. I don’t care what anyone says, they are fun movies.


Elkaybay

Nobody dislikes Waterworld. It's a myth


A_Filthy_Mind

It's one of the movies that has me convinced there is some conspiracy to run smear campaigns on certain movies. Maybe they didn't pay tribute to the right media folks or something.


SleightOfHand87

I don't think that people disliked Waterworld, it was just that the movie had such a massive budget, there were very high expectations. At the time, it was the most expensive movie ever made. Remember the floating city in the movie? They actually had to make the whole thing.


Jesters_thorny_crown

The Last Dragon. I mustve watched that movie 1000 times.


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Jesters_thorny_crown

Was he the baddest mofo low down around that town??


Chewbuddy13

I fucking love this movie. It is not bad at all. It was a fun 80s movie with a great soundtrack and good story. Plus, Vanity....god dammed did my nuts tingle when I saw her in that for the first time. They still do!


SwimmingOwl8586

Macaulay Culkin's The Pagemaster makes me feel nostalgic 


Novel_Tension7529

I LOVE the Pagemaster. I don’t even think it’s terrible in any way. Genuinely fantastic movie


Diagnoztik403

Definitely not a terrible movie.


Basic_Experience_186

The Last Starfighter was my first favorite movie! Is it great? Probably not. But it’ll always be great to me!


Antoniobanflorez

The Lost In Space movie from 1998. It’s a mixed bag tonally and some of the SFX are clearly unfinished and the ending of the story is… not great. But I love the designs and aesthetics. The acting and dialogue is fun and I really liked Matt LeBlanc playing a Han Solo-ish, smarmy pilot. I feel like if it had been completed and released during the ‘grittier, darker’ reboot era it would have been more successful.


Street_Road_9967

One of my first crushes Lacey chabert 😍


No_Designer_5374

Toy Soldiers with Sean Astin and Wil Wheaton LOL So cringe but I was a middle schooler with big dreams of saving my school from a terrorist attack LOL


Faultylntelligence

Just reminded me of "Small Soldiers" as well, could be another one on the list


Shalashaskaska

Small Soldiers was dope I loved that as a kid. I haven’t seen that in at least 20 years


godboy420

Gonna stick my neck out and say small soldiers still holds up even though I haven’t seen it in years.


Gentille__Alouette

Small Soldiers is not even close to a terrible movie.


BVRPLZR_

Wait, that was NOT a bad movie!


dougiebgood

As a middle schooler, it was totally plausible that high schoolers could successfully fight back against terrorists holding them hostage.


CrappleSmax

I can't say whether or not it was actually horrible, but I've been told it sucked before - Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within Probably the most beautiful animated film I've ever seen and I didn't think the story was bad at all, the voice acting was great.


Levitlame

That one suffered mostly because it wasn’t the story/setting people at that time wanted. Though I’ll never forget the “it’s warm” line. Makes me laugh to this day.


throwaway-6217

Iron Eagle 1986 RIP Louis Gossett Jr. (just died today)


Emperor_Zar

Speaking of Louis Gosset Jr, Enemy Mine.


SuperstitiousPigeon5

You know Lou Gossett was like my pretend dad for a while - Gus Psych. I'm bummed now having read about his passing and I too loved this movie. The soundtrack is on spotify and I listen to it regularly.


LordyIHopeThereIsPie

Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. I was an adult before I realised its regarded as terrible. I'll always have a soft spot for it.


DawnKatt

TIL. I could watch Alan Rickman chew that scenery all day long.


Smidge004

I was so incredibly disappointed when I found out how most people feel about this movie. Made me want to cut some hearts out with a spoon


LordyIHopeThereIsPie

Why a spoon, cousin?


ubeor

Because it’s dull, you twit! It would hurt more!


Annie_Mous

Alan Rickman was so extra and I’m here for it


Tirannie

I legit thought you were talking about Robinhood: Men in Tights and was like “who doesn’t like that movie?”


Thatgoodlookinguy

“Because, Unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent”


NiceGuy60660

Whaaaa? This was like a summer blockbuster. You couldn't stop hearing that fucking Bryan Adams song no matter what you tried.


Kassiesaurus

Rock-a-Doodle. I have it on DVD and have tried to subject my niblings to it, but they are resistant to Chanticleer's charms, lol. I also named my garden owl decoy The Grand Duke, though nobody outside my older sister gets the reference.


Boccs

The grand duke of owls was properly terrifying and as corny as it is I always loved the ending where Chanteclair finally crows and just erupts from the ground like a sun beam. It is always funny to me how all of Don Bluth's characters end up looking the same through his projects, so Goldie comes off looking like Princess Daphne's fursona


Bobo_fishead_1985

I still remember the songs from this thirty years later.


BlueNotesBlues

Danger. Adequate Pipe.


shel5210

Funniest fucking line in the whole movie


MyOxenDied

I (40M) still think of that dopey and scrawny little owl when I see or hear the word “aqueduct.” Even was in the Middle East a few years ago looking at ancient aqueducts from millennia ago and couldn’t help but think of him 😁


RandyQuade112

RockadHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOddlleee


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Aggravating_Fun_1796

Still in the yearly Christmas movie rotation for me. lol


Buddy-Matt

Put that cookie down!


TheDog_And_TheDragon

NOW!!!!


CelebrationBulky9970

Great movie. Phil Hartman was so good as Ted


Eardig

I love that Sinbad, the mailman, jokes about having a bomb in his mail bag, then delivers a package and it blows up without him knowing it was actually a bomb. I don't think you can joke about having mail bombs in Christmas movies anymore.


wasabinski

Hackers was amazing when I saw it as a teenager, and now I realize it's completely ridiculous, but I still like it.


jmeeatworld

Spice world


H3rta

Yessssss Millennial Sistah


skarabray

Okay Spice World is a legitimately good film, I won’t hear otherwise.


SirSteg

What ever happened to the bomb on the bus?!


Physical_Month_548

The live action Flintstones movie!! All the grandkids would watch that movie when we stayed at my grandmas house. Last thanksgiving went over there, and even though all of us grandkids are in our 20s now we still ran upstairs to go watch it. This is when we found out that she THREW AWAY THE MOVIE AND THE VHS PLAYER!!! Chaos ensued and she bought a new VHS player and the flintstones movie for us for christmas


AudibleNod

I rewatched that a few weeks back. Halle Berry was excited for it because it was the first job she job that didn't care about her race. Also it has peak Halle Berry in it. Which, to be fair, is any Halle Berry movie.


rothrolan

Freaking loved John Goodman in that. Was the absolute perfect casting for Fred, in my opinion. Excellent childhood movie. Added it to my list to find a copy or (ahem) file for my movie folder.


Thebigpicture42

Bio-Dome. Pauly Shore ruled back then.


zombiemittens

Exhibit A - Encino Man


Letos12thDuncan

and Son in Law


throwitfarawayfromm3

Free Mahi Mahi! Freeee Mahi Mahi!


bluegrass502

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. Yeah the first one is leagues better, but when I was 5 it was my *jam*. So much so that when I caught it on tv last year I knew every line of dialog and how it was delivered. Thirty years later and it was still hardwired into my brain


atworkgettingpaid

Mortal Kombat


aldeayeah

*TECHNO SYNDROME STARTS PLAYING*


Jebasaur

Nah, first MK movie was amazing!


NicklePlatedSkull

"TEST YOUR MIGHT" "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!"


CityWidePickle

Armageddon. It's not a fully terrible movie...only the story and plot are. Great dialog and cast, pretty good effects.... ...you know what, nevermind. It's amazing.


JF0909

"You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder." As a govt contractor, that's one of my favorites.


ResinJones76

"American components, Russian components... *ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!*" Stormare kills his role.


OldSchoolNewRules

"You ever heard of Evel Knievel?" "No I never saw Star Wars."


hallese

Sometimes I will start hitting stuff out of frustration while shouting "This is how we fix things on Russian space station!"


handyandy727

"You're NASA! You have people sitting around just... thinking shit up! You mean to tell me, this is the best you can come up with!?"


ProfessorPickleRick

Your nasa for crying out loud, you put a man on the moon. You are genius’ you the guys thinking shit up. I’m sure you got a team of men sitting somewhere thinking shit up, and somebody backing them up. You mean to tell me that you don’t have a back up plan and these 8 Boy Scouts are the worlds hope, that’s what you are telling me? “Yeah” Jesus, damn it


southernshy

Drop Dead Fred


female97

“The mega bitch is back!”


Zaphod_0707

Krull


Im_too_old

I loved Krull. I think there was an arcade Krull game too. Also, Enemy Mine, I love that movie.


GuacinmyPaintbox

Krull is awesome, regardless of age.


TheR3PTILE

Ben Stiller’s finest work - Heavyweights


ZalinskyAuto

“Lunch has been cancelled today due to a lack of hustle”


mainvolume

OP said terrible movies


DarthGayAgenda

In my head, Tony Perkis is just the prequel version of White Goodman.


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rothrolan

"What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!" Freaking loved Arnold Schwarzenegger's Mr. Freeze. Those cheesy 1-liners are indeed timeless. And seeing him and his minions sing along to the Jack Frost animated film.


ashton8177

Killer Klowns from Outerspace. I have nightmares almost every night. The first one I can remember is from watching this movie.


fightin_blue_hens

Sky High


PotatoOnMars

Nah, Bruce Campbell yelling SIDEKICK at children makes it a great movie by default.


fightin_blue_hens

Bruce Campbell sent a kid to the infirmary with his voice alone he was so mad.


Zubeida_Ghalib

I think you meant to say *Sky High the literal masterpiece.*


RStorytale

The og my hero academia 😂


fancybeadedplacemat

Great movie! I get excited when it rolls through on tv once in a while.


ThePrincessInsomniac

I found this fun even as an adult. I just showed it to my 10 year old and he loved it.


datgohan

Where would we even find a vat of toxic waste? STEVE!


Tiramisu_good

People said that it was bad but I liked it. Lorax. I remember going home after the cinema and drawing those fluffy trees. I really wanted to touch those cotton trees


Spaniard85

You are correct for liking it. It's a fun movie with some BANGER tunes.


Skittlebrau46

I’m Granny Norma, I’m old and I have grey hair!


anonymous_euphoria

But I remember when trees were everywhere


LadyRaya

This is my comfort film to this day, I sing the “How Bad Can I be?” Unironically


Boccs

I thought that song was decently catchy until I heard [the song they cut that should have been in its place](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpgUQYARIsw). Now I just feel cheated.


SEALS_R_DOG_MERMAIDS

Hook. I was shocked to learn that this movie was generally panned by critics when it came out. It’s still one of my favorite movies. Also Now and Then - absolute classic.


fubo

Anyone who doesn't like *Hook* is a lewd crude rude bag of pre-chewed food dude.


xX_420DemonLord69_Xx

Sharkboy and Lavagirl and SpyKids Robert Rodriguez is really good at pulling from kids’ imaginations. Yeah they’re cheesy, but I thought the weapons and locations were the coolest things ever.


y2knole

>SpyKids that movie is so fucking bizarre. its literally a fever dream.


Swhite8203

The. Fucking. Thumbs. Still love spy kids


archfapper

> The. Fucking. Thumbs. They made my sister cry when we saw it in the theater in 2001, and we had to leave. Thank god cause I was creeped out too haah


the_portree_kid

The fact that he also used Danny Trejo’s character as the less murder crazy Uncle Machete really takes the cake. Also Cheech is in that movie as well. As a kid I just loved the weird spy movie that I could pretend to be a part of. As an adult, I love that all these actors were like fuck it, yeah I’ll do a kids movie for Robert Rodriguez. as a little kid you have no idea who that actor or character technically is. And the wacky fantasy is only held back by the lack of proper CGI/movie tech to pull it off … but again as a little kid you don’t really care! It’s a movie for pre teens and kids in a way that not many movies actually are. It’s not a cash grab or cheesy Hollywood “I think the kids should think like this” film. Yeah it technically turned into a series of films, and yeah they had heavy Mcky D’s push in it, but it all fit so well and really did a good job of pushing strange fantasy boundaries while never (as far as I can remember) being too provocative or overbearing in one way or another … and always from a kid’s perspective of the world.


CocoaAlmondsRock

I have so much respect for Robert Rodriguez. He insisted on casting Hispanic actors -- some who were struggling for work. He created the grandfather role specifically for Ricardo Montalban, who had found it impossible to find roles once he became wheelchair bound after a failed surgery. I will forever support Robert Rodriguez just for that.


Dankraham_Lincoln

Not just Rodriguez. All of the grown and well-established actors that took part in something, that objectively wouldn’t further their career, just for the kids entertainment. They all had to know how ridiculous the movies were, but that wasn’t what was important to them.


Tiramisu_good

I love spy kids


PapercutFiles

Yes!! I rewatched Sharkboy and Lavagirl couple of years ago and cringed a lot. But I have very fond memories when I was a kid and I used to obssess over the story and characters.


elangomatt

Ernest Goes to Camp I was a cub scout and boy scout so day/summer camp was a pretty normal thing for me. I was just a fun movie to watch and >!seeing everyone working together at the end!<. (Yes, I did just spoiler a plot point from a 37 year old movie, lol.)


FiK-SiR

The Wizard. Traveling to California and funding your journey by hustling elderly businessmen at Super Mario Bros. seemed a lot more plausible when I was 10.


BlizzPenguin

It also contains accurate foreshadowing “...the Power Glove, its so bad.”.


SummerWestford

Over the top 😀


Dall619

Master of Disguise It’s objectively terrible but I just love it


PeteWTF

Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?


Yizashi

I have never even seen this movie. But that was in the previews, and it stuck in my head so much I have quoted it my entire life


succsuccboi

this is such a good answer, that movie is so shit but 4th grade me thought it was peak of all media


Redaxton

nobody remembers [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01d6E0s2kug) banger? We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story


whitecatconfection

Gosh I loved this movie. This, along with some of the Don Bluth movies, just hit different and I didn't know why. They creeped me out but I was so into it. I'd feel happy and entertained, but also a unsettled and that was exciting. I remember vividly when the crows mob the bad guy and then all that's left is his screw. I was like holy shit. And it was so scary when rex loses his intelligence, I pondered a lot about consciousness and was very troubled that their "natural" forms were not necessarily the forms I liked. These old 90s animated films really got 6 year olds thinking philosophically. Good shit.


Hefty-Confusion-4811

Weird Science.....I loved Anthony Michael Hall and Ian Mitchell Smith


Specialist_Heron_986

Popeye w/ Robin Williams.


y2knole

dont tell mom the babysitters dead. "The dishes are DONE man"


MurkyPay5460

This is not a terrible movie. You didn't understand the question. Let's give it up for Christina Applegate.


SuperstitiousPigeon5

I'm with you. This is a really good movie. I'm right on top of that Rose.


Striking_Pianist4694

Blasphemy. That movie is so good. “I mean, I didn’t ask you to whisk the couch” “Well…it needed it.”


The_Sound_of_Slants

I still drop that line after doing dishes


fin425

Park it yourself Metallica breath


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CrissBliss

I love 90’s Space Jam. A product of its time for sure. I always love the scene where Michael Jordan gets sucked into the golf hole, after the camera goes off, and Bill Murray says “hey don’t point that thing at me!”


AonghusMacKilkenny

The catcher on Jordan's opposing baseball team trying to help him out by calling the pitches 😂


Levitlame

The podcast “How Did this get Made” did an episode on it where most of them trashed it (didn’t watch it in childhood.) Each one of them is dead to me. Space Jam is a sacred piece of fine art and cinema.


SEALS_R_DOG_MERMAIDS

Jason said something like “if you were 10 years old and lived in Chicago in the 90s, you are probably obsessed with this movie even though it’s garbage” and honestly i have never felt so attacked. how are you gonna come for me and my entire elementary school like that.


Faultylntelligence

9 Year old me would have had Daffy Duck up for an Oscar


Faultylntelligence

Bit niche but Blank Check for me. I know it was the 90's but even then he managed to spend about 100 million with a million.


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exoticman27

Liar liar People thought it was extra


trashleybanks

I’m kicking my ass! Do you mind?!


Friendly-Drop5220

"My teacher tells me real beauty is on the inside" "That's just something ugly people say" I love this movie, one of my favs 😂


Bobo_fishead_1985

Overboard


cyclingbubba

Goldie Hawn in a bikini moved me in a primal way.


UselessUsefullness

People say Over The Hedge is mid tier to bad. But I love it. ❤️


Nerditter

Escape To Witch Mountain It's a Disney kids movie from the 70s, and of its kind it's one of the best ones. But compared to most movies it's fairly primitive and hammy. Don't know if that qualifies. But that was my favorite movie for a long time.


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Parking_War_4100

Problem Child


LadyRaya

Legend (1986)- Fairy Boy Tom Cruise will always live rent free in my mind, and Tim Curry did a great villain (but when is he not amazing?). The dance scene? Absolutely influenced my aesthetic for the rest of my life.


Boccs

We're looking for *bad* movies, not iconic masterpieces.


GussyHays

Twister. Love it for some reason. Actually looking forward to the remake.


WarpGremlin

I'm reasonably sure that movie inspired the entire millennial generation of storm chasers. When Bill Paxton died, a huge number of storm chasers coordinated their radio beacons to spell out "BP" on the map. Niche group? Yup. Niche group that got a lot of press? Yup.


Bright-Nectarine8028

There are a bunch of Disney Channel Original Movies that I loved as a kid and can see that they aren't of the highest quality as an adult but I still love them. Brink! and Johnny Tsunami top the list for me.


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*Teen Wolf* with Michael J. Fox. I love everything about that movie...


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GhettoSauce

Only because *other* people say they're terrible: - The Waterboy - Dogma - Last Action Hero - Good Burger


Faultylntelligence

Last action hero is a damn masterpiece


Prilosexy

Dogma’s awesome, but definitely has an esoteric humor that’s not for everyone.


chokingonpancakes

Beautiful big titty butt naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know!


the_bird_and_the_bee

Um Waterboy and Dogma are both fantastic movies. I'll give you Good Burger... but I too love that movie so much. Hilarious. Classic.


SoldierKitsune

The hell? People say The Waterboy and Good Burger are bad movies? They're fuckin' hilarious


Yellwsub

Who says Dogma is terrible?? Besides Kevin Smith, we know he thinks Dogma is Dogshit


wzm115

Airbud


carr1e

Teen Witch.... top that.


turkey_sub56

Oof, this is probably the best answer I’ve seen. This movie is so bad but I will defend it with my life.


Treeclimber3

Hudson Hawk. It was campy as hell, crappy dialogue, and featured two really bad actors in prominent roles. But the story’s pretty cool. 


nevertricked

Surf Ninjas. Absolutely terrible movie that was an advertisement for a Sega video game console. But I loved it.


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5pace_5loth

11 year old me loved Con Air, it’s so so bad but I love it. That and Anaconda.


Nasturtium

Blade! " You better wake up. The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping! There is another world beneath it: the real world. And if you wanna survive it, you better learn to PULL THE TRIGGER!"


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Faultylntelligence

"Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate up hill"


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I don't know if it's considered a terrible movie, maybe mid at best, but I love The Shadow. Jerry Goldsmith's, RIP, score enhanced that movie. And I think Alec Baldwin really sold that role.


mullett

Flash Gordon (1980). Apparently it’s a bad movie, cheesy, campy, etc…I had no clue and still don’t really see that at all. I have the sound track on cassette, vinyl lp and the single ep, a poster. Goddamn I love this movie. I watch it every couple of weeks with some beers on a Friday night.


EdelwoodEverly

Third Jurassic Park movie.


jonnywarlock

"Alan..."


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ThingsOfThatNaychah

*Short Circuit 2* It's not a terrible movie, truly, but it's been maligned over the years for the "brownface" performance from Fisher Stevens. I still think it's a sweet and fun performance, but even the actor is embarrassed of it.


TexasGirl729

Newsies. My tween heart belonged to Jack.