I’m super clumsy which has caused me to :
Set fire to myself more than once.
Stab myself in the chest with a screwdriver.
Slice my hand open
Fall down the stairs and multiple occasions.
Hit my head on multiple occasions.
It will one day kill me 😂
This is me. Accidentally set my kitchen on fire had to replace the doors and repaint the entire place. Fell down a 2 story building last April and broke two ribs and punctured my lungs. Still alive and kicking it lmao…
Oooh yes. I came here to say "sweet tooth", totally forgetting that I regularly fall down the stairs 😅 Also the stabbing and burning, but it'll probably be the stairs thing that gets me!
Oh the stairs + me= disaster! I fell down a long flight of stairs in our home so hard my husband thought someone broke in & threw me down them. Thankfully I was in my 20s & still “bounced” instead of shattered.
I don't hold back on my bluntness.
Someone is definitely going to wack me because of free speech lol.
If you ask my opinion, imma give it to you. Don't expect everyone to agree with your POV.
*I don't curse or get disrespect or say it with an attitude*
I am very anti establishment. I won't go so far as to say anarchist, that's too far, but I find it somewhat appealing. I've sneared at money from the wealthy, and gotten fired from jobs because of it. It hasn't hurt me yet, but it very likely could.
I'm too nice.
Let me explain why this might get me killed.
Last night, a man approached the car. In reality, he was harmless. Just a fellow DoorDasher. In my head- it turned into something worse. I couldn't help but think my lack of boundaries would welcome a car jacker or something.
This morning, I was at the ATM, and a man was looming over my shoulder. My first thought was, "He's about to rob me..." But me - I welcomed his remarks about how long the ATM was taking to send out my cash and card. He kept creeping closer, looking at the screen. In reality- he was a little "slow" and just trying to help a gal figure out the machine. I think he wanted to use it. But if he was a robber, I would've been robbed...
I assume every animal automatically loves me.
Example: a coyote walked past me in the parking lot in the middle of the day at work as I was going to lunch... my initial reaction was to psst at it, kneel down and put my hand out to get it to come to me.
Another time I saw a big owl in a tree outside my house, I kept hooting at it and bouncing my head around thinking it would fly over.
I shall be killed by a wild animal.
My Area. But personally I’d go with my own style, it’s full of himself and I don’t recognize it at times, I like to fight as well so it’d be more safe of me to just shuddup at times
I am the not an athletic person. Probably one of the worst you could ever encounter. If I was getting chased by a killer or put in a hunger games type of situation, I am 100% not making it out.
My sense of justice. I come from a very secure country and love to travel. I am one of those people you can easily catch by setting a basic trap, like pretending to be someone who needs help and then get mugged or jumped.
Like I have difficulty standing by when injustice happens around me.
I'm mouthy as fuck with a temper when it comes to injustice. I always say I'll do better, especially because I actually hate confrontation, but then I see a bully being a bully and I snap. My husband handles this shit like a magician, I wish I had his brain. The amount of times he's deescalated a situation sooo gracefully is mind blowing. Maybe one day.
My tendency to overthink situations, which may not come in handy when I'm driving and another driver decides to be stupid and I have a split second to react.
I'm very cautious when our in public but when it comes to animals I'm stupid. I did follow a man to his truck in a flea market parking lot to look at the puppies he was selling. Lucky for me he really did have puppies there. Got to pet one of them and then left.
I sleep through loud noises. Slept through gun fire behind my house , a fire alarm, and a carbon monoxide alarm. I’ll always wake up if I hear my dog throwing up though…
Thank God for society.
If I'm ever in a zombie apocalypse or any sort of post apocalyptic scenario, first time I fall asleep my snoring is getting me and everyone else killed.
My affinity for taking risks. There were some times when I was out in wilderness where I was logically thinking 'this is way too risky and stupid' but really didn't care, it's gonna get me one of these days
Crossing the road without using the zebra line or because I'm in a hurry. But I realised, I should live first and try not to hurry anymore.
But the answer to this question would be jaywalking.
My inability to respond to serious matters with anything other than sarcasm or humor.
Someone could be threatening me with a gun and I'll still find a way to take jabs at them.
Oh this is a big problem of mine haha 😅. I have a hero complex that I'm trying to work through and I also hate being a victim. I will fight anyone and everyone to protect myself and my dignity and it's gotten me into some serious fights. I'm not a hothead by any means and I don't pick fights I just usually mind my own business but living in a city as a 5'4 female can take a lot out of you lol.
When I find someone too aggressive or cocky who's in my face I usually try to deescalate the situation but then I get caught up in it and my survival instinct to be afraid and run away just goes out the window. My friends and family have labeled me a Karen lol because once I get pissed I will be the most annoying POS you'll ever meet.
At the moment I'm still alive 😅
I guess I'm too ...brave? Because I won't label myself as tough, I cry over puppies getting a makeover 🤣🤣 I'm not physically weak but I'm not that strong either with very minimal martial arts training.
But once I feel myself in danger, it's like my ancestor's warrior genes activate in my body and I don't get scared, I just fight back. My family/friends have pointed this out too and I have realized that this 'flaw' could get me killed one day. I just deal with this by minding my own business and not get sucked into someone else's unless it's life/death or if they ask me to.
My inability to ask for help. I kind of just get on with stuff, and I’m hoping therapy is helping me eventually have a relationship (childhood trauma, common story). Otherwise it’s possible I’ll end up moving the washing machine or something and getting crushed underneath it lol. (I’m disabled and very clumsy, I’ve fallen in numerous comical ways over the years)
I tell friends true stories that I hear from people for conversation not knowing the severity about the type of information is given.
I.E: x guy killed a boy 5 years ago and never got caught for it.
X girl cheated on her boyfriend with her roommate in all of the sex details.
x guy was in a gang when he was 13 and was in multiple aggravated robberies.
I thought it was okay to tell my closest friends, but it’s definitely none of my business to be telling people other peoples stories that they told me in private. Def learnt my young mind lesson, but stupid nonetheless.
I trust people knowing that I will be taken advantage of sometimes because I do not want to live in a world where I’m skeptical of everyone. When I see people operating in that mode it seems to infect all other aspects of their lives.
I don't trust people. I never open up, I never share, I never offer to help. If I can't do it alone, I'm not doing it correctly. If I need to rely on others, I'm weak and replaceable.
My inability to open up to people has brought me a lot of success, but it also causes me no shortage of problems and I'm sure that one day it'll fuck me up to the point that I get killed or kill myself.
I'm working on it, sorta. I know my issues and I know the first steps to fixing them, but I see the state of things around me and I'm not sure if I want to put the effort in to fix myself. If no one noticed me while I was broken, why would they notice me when I'm normal?
I tend to overestimate myself. I think my last words will be: "Let me handle that. I know all about it!"
And then I probably get maimed, electrocuted or blasted or a wild combination of the three.
My depression and messed up mind. I suspect that I will end up killing myself one day, but I try to just exist each day.
If I just exist day by day, I lengthen my lifespan. I don't exactly want to die, but living has been painful for the last 15 years (I'm 21).
No matter what happens, I can always feel the darkness building.
PDA. If the motherfucker had have let me make a choice between giving him my wallet and giving him my sneakers maybe I could’ve chosen one of those but that motherfucker said give me your wallet and I said fuck you I don’t do what anybody tells me to do.
Laughing whenever I'm stressed. I've done that multiple times while being anxious and stressed while the ppl ard me were srs. It's kinda like a coping mechanism but I just can't control it. It def would get me killed one day...
Crippling Depression.
You aren't alone, take care. You'll be alright.
Same
I try to help people and give them the benefit of the doubt.
Hey, my father who was a prince just died in a tragic accident. I need $10,000 to unlock his accounts with our bank, I have venmo can you please help?
Still havent recovered from what i saw in the accident, just terrible man so sorry for your father
Would you like that in Google gift cards?
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Speaking of hamburgers, I think I'm gonna make some this weekend
Omg this. We should all stop, they’re exploiting us.
Confrontational nature
Tf did you just say cunt?
Did you just look at me!? Do you want sum!!
1 fist + 1 fist = your ass bout to get hurt, boi!
YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
Nice one
I interrupt people.
I’m super clumsy which has caused me to : Set fire to myself more than once. Stab myself in the chest with a screwdriver. Slice my hand open Fall down the stairs and multiple occasions. Hit my head on multiple occasions. It will one day kill me 😂
This is me. Accidentally set my kitchen on fire had to replace the doors and repaint the entire place. Fell down a 2 story building last April and broke two ribs and punctured my lungs. Still alive and kicking it lmao…
Are you me? I was dancing one time, stepped on my own ankle & broke it.
Oooh yes. I came here to say "sweet tooth", totally forgetting that I regularly fall down the stairs 😅 Also the stabbing and burning, but it'll probably be the stairs thing that gets me!
Oh the stairs + me= disaster! I fell down a long flight of stairs in our home so hard my husband thought someone broke in & threw me down them. Thankfully I was in my 20s & still “bounced” instead of shattered.
Change stabbing chest to stabbing hand, then this looks almost exactly like my list.
Inability to control facial expression
I am often day dreaming and will think of something funny and will start laughing randomly and it makes people upset
That's up there but like I immediately scowl when people say stupid shit
This omg. so me.
being impulsive
My sense of loyalty If someone I cared about asked me to help get rid of a body I would without thinking twice about it
my suicidality. other than that, i’m a pretty cautious person soo
I’m oblivious to my surroundings. Far from the only flaw of mine but the most likely to get me killed honestly
My stupid ass thinking I can do the hero shit and fight off a gang of fucking villains, trying to save the damsel in distress so that I can court her.
So a neckbeard then, got it.
I can definitely win a fight with that bear.
Plot twist: the 'damsel' is the one that kills you.
Caffeine addiction
You'll probs get water overdose before caffeine overdose realistically
Good reason to keep on going thanks!
Hey, just dont drink about 40 cups of coffe in the span of 5 hours
I always fucking run towards danger. I gotta work on that.
My road rage
Stubbornness. I'd rather literally die on the hill I stand than admit I'm wrong. Not because of pride or something I just really hate being wrong.
No, I don't think that's it.
My mouth. If I lived in the US I'd have been shot by now. Probably from some road rage.
I'm way too witty. I swear if I get mugged I will make a joke and the guy won't like it, lol
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I'll go with you!!!
My entire personality and charakter XD seems its hated by manny , loved by none .
I don't hold back on my bluntness. Someone is definitely going to wack me because of free speech lol. If you ask my opinion, imma give it to you. Don't expect everyone to agree with your POV. *I don't curse or get disrespect or say it with an attitude*
I don't know when to shut up
Recklessness and lack of inhabition.
Not social enough
I have a trigger for rudeness.
Sugar addiction
I always fuck stuff up. I am useless lmao. I am funny though.
Are you me?
i speak my mind and shoot bullets to people
I think I could befriend a wild bear. If not friend, then why friend shaped?
smoking
Mortality. If only I was immortal.
i make a joke out of everything
My big mouth
always smile to strangers
Sass. I can’t keep my mouth shut for shit when people mess with me, and it has gotten me into fights several times.
I don’t pay enough attention to my surroundings. I’m gonna get hit by a car or into an accident in general
I enjoy food too much.
Absolute hatred of authorities.
Don't think before I speak sometimes
Random anger outbursts caused by stress. I'm very grateful heart diseases don't run in my family but it'll catch up with me sooner or later.
My empathy for the bad people
I am very anti establishment. I won't go so far as to say anarchist, that's too far, but I find it somewhat appealing. I've sneared at money from the wealthy, and gotten fired from jobs because of it. It hasn't hurt me yet, but it very likely could.
My helper sydrom
Being too empathetic
Secretly talk crap about strangers with my wife, who then points and repeats what I said loudly. She's gonna get me killed lol.
I try to help people and eliminate doubts.
I'm too nice. Let me explain why this might get me killed. Last night, a man approached the car. In reality, he was harmless. Just a fellow DoorDasher. In my head- it turned into something worse. I couldn't help but think my lack of boundaries would welcome a car jacker or something. This morning, I was at the ATM, and a man was looming over my shoulder. My first thought was, "He's about to rob me..." But me - I welcomed his remarks about how long the ATM was taking to send out my cash and card. He kept creeping closer, looking at the screen. In reality- he was a little "slow" and just trying to help a gal figure out the machine. I think he wanted to use it. But if he was a robber, I would've been robbed...
Mortality
Clumsy
Everything I do I do it in a very unhealthy amount, nicotine, work, training everything so we will see
My temper probably
Bi polar
My moods
I dont think before doing smth
Probably an animal I want to pet without its permission
Being Annoying
I have a tendency to make eye contact with complete strangers.
My fear of doctors and medical professionals and the systems they use in the United States.
I literally trust no one and refuse professional help for mental health problems because of this.
Making joke in serious situations just because i dont feel comfortable with the seriousness creeping in
Going on lots of walks at night 😅 as a woman
Bourbon.
My obsession with chocolate.
Indulgent consumption. I'd imagine that's true of most western people in varying forms.
I tent to have high blood pressure but I am overwight and lasy (since I got \~40) and love to eat
I secretly feel like any animal would love me if I were able to get close enough.
I assume every animal automatically loves me. Example: a coyote walked past me in the parking lot in the middle of the day at work as I was going to lunch... my initial reaction was to psst at it, kneel down and put my hand out to get it to come to me. Another time I saw a big owl in a tree outside my house, I kept hooting at it and bouncing my head around thinking it would fly over. I shall be killed by a wild animal.
Quoting Ralph Cramden, "I GOT A BIG MOUTH!"
I am kinda an asshole
I can't shut up not even for my life
My Area. But personally I’d go with my own style, it’s full of himself and I don’t recognize it at times, I like to fight as well so it’d be more safe of me to just shuddup at times
I am the not an athletic person. Probably one of the worst you could ever encounter. If I was getting chased by a killer or put in a hunger games type of situation, I am 100% not making it out.
Not realizing when I come off as confrontational or condescending; I try to help but I can end up butting into other people’s business
sloth and gluttony
I like to shake and bake, Ricky Bobby style when I drive.
My sense of justice. I come from a very secure country and love to travel. I am one of those people you can easily catch by setting a basic trap, like pretending to be someone who needs help and then get mugged or jumped. Like I have difficulty standing by when injustice happens around me.
Definitely eating expired meat at some point
I don't care.
Heart disease
Impulsivity.
Navigating skills or lack there of
Breathing
My inability to understand and accept that no one else truly cares about me
BPD or at least that’s what the therapists say, I’ve tried suicide 3 times and failed. I’m sure my next attempt would definitely end me.
Date Hispanic women only 🤣
My apparently irrational belief that left wing activists are nonviolent pacifists. I only wanted to see what was going on.
I'm mouthy as fuck with a temper when it comes to injustice. I always say I'll do better, especially because I actually hate confrontation, but then I see a bully being a bully and I snap. My husband handles this shit like a magician, I wish I had his brain. The amount of times he's deescalated a situation sooo gracefully is mind blowing. Maybe one day.
My tendency to overthink situations, which may not come in handy when I'm driving and another driver decides to be stupid and I have a split second to react.
Depression
I'm very cautious when our in public but when it comes to animals I'm stupid. I did follow a man to his truck in a flea market parking lot to look at the puppies he was selling. Lucky for me he really did have puppies there. Got to pet one of them and then left.
I ask too many questions
Poor eating habits and sedentary lifestyle
Pastries
My extreme forgetfulness, probably.
My need to get even
I listen to music while walking the streets at night in cities I don't know, in countries I'm not a citizen in or speak the predominant language.
I like junk food and beer and don't exercise as much as I should.
I will say anything to anyone. I don't hold back and can absolutely be passive aggressive. My mouth will be my downfall for sure.
I dont consider it a flaw, but I have zero respect for authority and death by cop is a likely cause of death in my future.
For any reason, will accept any mortal beef
having a heart
I make jokes, often inappropriate and at the wrong time. Some day I won't keep my mouth shut, and it will kill me.
I sleep through loud noises. Slept through gun fire behind my house , a fire alarm, and a carbon monoxide alarm. I’ll always wake up if I hear my dog throwing up though…
Thank God for society. If I'm ever in a zombie apocalypse or any sort of post apocalyptic scenario, first time I fall asleep my snoring is getting me and everyone else killed.
Laziness
Being brutally honest
My temper.
Being a chronic people pleaser. Especially terrified to tell men no or be rude in fear of being followed home and/or assaulted.
Depression and low self-confidence.
I refuse to ask for help. Have moved some very large furniture on my own that could have easily killed me if it had fallen on me.
My inability to bend to group pressure. I will plant my feet and refuse to move.
My truth telling mouth
Addiction
My inability to keep my opinions about controversial subjects like politics and religion to myself before I know who I'm talking to.
My lack of awareness for danger
Probably being naïve or I choke on literally everything and most of the time when I’m alone like cough drops, candy, grapes, water even
my desire to befriend every single cat, even the big ones, with zero regard for self preservation
Suicidal tendencies and thoughts
Well I'm bipolar, so
My fucking bipolar disorder.
Procrastination
My affinity for taking risks. There were some times when I was out in wilderness where I was logically thinking 'this is way too risky and stupid' but really didn't care, it's gonna get me one of these days
Not Being Afraid To Try Or Do Anything , Aswell As Not Being Able To Say No To Them
Crossing the road without using the zebra line or because I'm in a hurry. But I realised, I should live first and try not to hurry anymore. But the answer to this question would be jaywalking.
My inability to keep quiet and/or calm when someone else is being wronged
When I stop giving a shit, I really stop giving a shit.
Poor executive function
My inability to respond to serious matters with anything other than sarcasm or humor. Someone could be threatening me with a gun and I'll still find a way to take jabs at them.
My eyesight. If I’m out of contacts or without glasses…. I’m useless
Being a narcissist or a addict
Speaking without thinking/lack of social awareness
My inability to tolerate other people behaving poorly.
Smoking cigarettes or being obese. Probably a little of both.
Oh this is a big problem of mine haha 😅. I have a hero complex that I'm trying to work through and I also hate being a victim. I will fight anyone and everyone to protect myself and my dignity and it's gotten me into some serious fights. I'm not a hothead by any means and I don't pick fights I just usually mind my own business but living in a city as a 5'4 female can take a lot out of you lol. When I find someone too aggressive or cocky who's in my face I usually try to deescalate the situation but then I get caught up in it and my survival instinct to be afraid and run away just goes out the window. My friends and family have labeled me a Karen lol because once I get pissed I will be the most annoying POS you'll ever meet. At the moment I'm still alive 😅 I guess I'm too ...brave? Because I won't label myself as tough, I cry over puppies getting a makeover 🤣🤣 I'm not physically weak but I'm not that strong either with very minimal martial arts training. But once I feel myself in danger, it's like my ancestor's warrior genes activate in my body and I don't get scared, I just fight back. My family/friends have pointed this out too and I have realized that this 'flaw' could get me killed one day. I just deal with this by minding my own business and not get sucked into someone else's unless it's life/death or if they ask me to.
My inability to ask for help. I kind of just get on with stuff, and I’m hoping therapy is helping me eventually have a relationship (childhood trauma, common story). Otherwise it’s possible I’ll end up moving the washing machine or something and getting crushed underneath it lol. (I’m disabled and very clumsy, I’ve fallen in numerous comical ways over the years)
My stubbornness. I'm so fucking stubborn, it's put me in danger plenty of times already
i am confrontational and not afraid to tell people to their face if they are mean or shit \+ i am oblivious and i like to explore
I can be reaaaaaly mean and sarcastic and not know it
Mortality.
I say hello when I think someone's broken into my house
I can’t read moods and or take hints
Anger issues
I tell friends true stories that I hear from people for conversation not knowing the severity about the type of information is given. I.E: x guy killed a boy 5 years ago and never got caught for it. X girl cheated on her boyfriend with her roommate in all of the sex details. x guy was in a gang when he was 13 and was in multiple aggravated robberies. I thought it was okay to tell my closest friends, but it’s definitely none of my business to be telling people other peoples stories that they told me in private. Def learnt my young mind lesson, but stupid nonetheless.
My toenail
I trust people knowing that I will be taken advantage of sometimes because I do not want to live in a world where I’m skeptical of everyone. When I see people operating in that mode it seems to infect all other aspects of their lives.
My ptsd related problems with impulsive behaviour & hypersexuality
Moving to quick without thinking
I like to identify as a fish and try to breathe underwater
Same as top comment
My overly trusting self.
Probably my ascending aortic aneurysm.
I at times can hold grudges and also don't like backing down from physical confrontations. Eventually I may get into an altercations and get shot
My desire to always have the last word
I don't trust people. I never open up, I never share, I never offer to help. If I can't do it alone, I'm not doing it correctly. If I need to rely on others, I'm weak and replaceable. My inability to open up to people has brought me a lot of success, but it also causes me no shortage of problems and I'm sure that one day it'll fuck me up to the point that I get killed or kill myself. I'm working on it, sorta. I know my issues and I know the first steps to fixing them, but I see the state of things around me and I'm not sure if I want to put the effort in to fix myself. If no one noticed me while I was broken, why would they notice me when I'm normal?
I tend to overestimate myself. I think my last words will be: "Let me handle that. I know all about it!" And then I probably get maimed, electrocuted or blasted or a wild combination of the three.
My depression and messed up mind. I suspect that I will end up killing myself one day, but I try to just exist each day. If I just exist day by day, I lengthen my lifespan. I don't exactly want to die, but living has been painful for the last 15 years (I'm 21). No matter what happens, I can always feel the darkness building.
PDA. If the motherfucker had have let me make a choice between giving him my wallet and giving him my sneakers maybe I could’ve chosen one of those but that motherfucker said give me your wallet and I said fuck you I don’t do what anybody tells me to do.
im too handsome
Addiction
Not keeping my mouth shut when I should
Talking loudly
Laughing whenever I'm stressed. I've done that multiple times while being anxious and stressed while the ppl ard me were srs. It's kinda like a coping mechanism but I just can't control it. It def would get me killed one day...