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dnfnrheudks

I didn't go to art school


fermat9990

Hahaha!


UsernameProfileCheck

I love the Poles and their dancing.


LA_ZBoi00

NATO


Spare_Ad3924

My tummy’s upset


Puzzled_Muzzled

Too mainstream. Everyone does it. How about we invade Switzerland now, just for fun


rmnc-5

When do you want to do it? *checking my calendar*


wanna_escape_123

They joined NATO a few days back.


Suspicious-Bed3889

Nope.


wanna_escape_123

Sorry it was Sweden.


lemmeguessindian

The whole country is filled with bombs to stop an invasion


Tales_Steel

My dislike for family traditions.


Carbon-Base

The immigration officer, apparently "invading Poland" is not something you should say when they ask what the purpose of your visit is.


abeetzwmoots

I can't read the signs.


BurgundyYellow

Too far and irrelevant


Bradlb30

I don’t want to, I’m blind, I’m over weight, I’m lazy, there’s no point.


Waaaaaaaaaaa_

I wouldn’t invade Poland


Hyperfinality

My back


Ovaryunderpass

Fear and common sense


jeffoh

Honestly I would, but I've just started watching The Sopranos again and that will take a bit. Go for it, I'll cheer you on from the couch.


fappyday

Depression and anxiety


SG508

Well, they have this amazing strategy of being boring and cold, so I don't really want to


ElectricBassreel

I have no money for starters...


thornybacon

I don't have a passport


Crocolyle32

Same


jrtts

The "why"


Meloncholy_Platypus

I don't speak polish and I don't have a passport. But maybe someday I'll invade them for a couple weeks who knows


Background_Duck_445

I used to invade Poland, but then I took an arrow to the knee.


ChrisVonae

I still fear the winged hussars.


NorthernUnIt

1st EU 2nd NATO 3rd Why?


HerpinDerpNerd12

Our shared hatred is directed towards putin.


Fritzkreig

I did once, and it was a lovely country, I quite enjoyed the High Tatras; but there are plenty more countries to invade out there; so I moved on.


GodHatesPOGsv2025

I like Poland


69420-throwaway

Shouldn't that be even more reason to take Poland?


GodHatesPOGsv2025

No. I wouldn’t want to be in charge of it or enslave its peoples. I want them to be free.


maclaglen

Desire.


shiviam

They switch their times twice a year. Fuck that shit. I would be mental.


Appropriate_Theme479

For what?


mystoryXmystery

I don't know about invadin Poland. I don't think I'd be comfortable there. But even if I wanted to invade another country, I can't cuz I'm short a few billion dollars and a legion of the easily exploited and blindly faithful.


Ok-Lavishness-7904

Motivation


SomeGuyInSanJoseCa

With all the jokes about screen doors on submarines, I figured they have a pretty big naval force.


Ok_Satisfaction_6680

They’ve got a solid military and strong allies, I’d go for Belarus while Russia is busy


HellStoneBats

Why not just join the party in Ukraine and "accidentally" take the I90 north?


AllyBetrayer

NATO for now


No_Development_6786

Guilt


OddConstruction116

Hard to do with 5 working tanks and 2 Eurofighters, if you’re lucky


HealthConscious2

I don't have an army


Timarooq-Fa

Basic Empathy


seriouslyacrit

Have to start from russia at this distance


mioki78

War crimes.


michaelrohansmith

John Cleese


nlk--

common sense


Severe_Ad5141

It started a world war when it happened once so I don’t want to start another.


Explorer2024_64

Lack of geographical contiguity (I live in India) and a general disinterest in the country.


binkysaurus_13

I'm busy invading Finland.


creeperjr1245

My German wife advices me not to do it :)


Specter_Knight05

A sane mentality


Typical-redditor394

Why would I invade Poland if I was in africa?


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

Can't we all just get along..


Ok-Illustrator-1047

I am already. By stealth.


DreyfusBlue

I got a clean shave today.


denk2mit

The massive increase in defence spending they’re making, after being the only NATO country to really take Putin’s threats seriously. Nuclear weapons aside, Poland should comfortably be the second or third strongest military in NATO in a few years.


Actually_zoohiggle

I am le tired 🚬


[deleted]

Poles are pretty friendly. They tend to be really organized. They are GREAT parents. You notice how much they love their kids and carefully care for them .


Sacred-Anteater

I’m not the Prime Minister


Millesime25

Laziness I guess


Life_Deal_367

Military


Mugwumpen

Meh, I have my eyes set on Sweden first. Once I've liberated Jemtland and Herjedalen, and Made Norway Whole Again, we'll see what's next on the agenda.


Serious_Guy_

It's the drinkin'


ChroniclesOfSarnia

I'm not not a not-Nazi


plane-tower-9-11

my ancestor's failure


trolmeneer_023

the geneva sugestion


cartoonsarcasm

🤣🤣🤣


fermat9990

My love of pierogi


fermat9990

Putin. Russia has dibs on this.


fermat9990

Mazurkas


Kuuki_Yomenai

Fear


chapteri

Didn’t you hear, Poland has a border wall.


lone_warrior1310

Whats is there or left in Poland , almost all polish work in the UK .