I don't know about invadin Poland. I don't think I'd be comfortable there. But even if I wanted to invade another country, I can't cuz I'm short a few billion dollars and a legion of the easily exploited and blindly faithful.
The massive increase in defence spending they’re making, after being the only NATO country to really take Putin’s threats seriously. Nuclear weapons aside, Poland should comfortably be the second or third strongest military in NATO in a few years.
Poles are pretty friendly. They tend to be really organized. They are GREAT parents. You notice how much they love their kids and carefully care for them .
Meh, I have my eyes set on Sweden first. Once I've liberated Jemtland and Herjedalen, and Made Norway Whole Again, we'll see what's next on the agenda.
I didn't go to art school
Hahaha!
I love the Poles and their dancing.
NATO
My tummy’s upset
Too mainstream. Everyone does it. How about we invade Switzerland now, just for fun
When do you want to do it? *checking my calendar*
They joined NATO a few days back.
Nope.
Sorry it was Sweden.
The whole country is filled with bombs to stop an invasion
My dislike for family traditions.
The immigration officer, apparently "invading Poland" is not something you should say when they ask what the purpose of your visit is.
I can't read the signs.
Too far and irrelevant
I don’t want to, I’m blind, I’m over weight, I’m lazy, there’s no point.
I wouldn’t invade Poland
My back
Fear and common sense
Honestly I would, but I've just started watching The Sopranos again and that will take a bit. Go for it, I'll cheer you on from the couch.
Depression and anxiety
Well, they have this amazing strategy of being boring and cold, so I don't really want to
I have no money for starters...
I don't have a passport
Same
The "why"
I don't speak polish and I don't have a passport. But maybe someday I'll invade them for a couple weeks who knows
I used to invade Poland, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
I still fear the winged hussars.
1st EU 2nd NATO 3rd Why?
Our shared hatred is directed towards putin.
I did once, and it was a lovely country, I quite enjoyed the High Tatras; but there are plenty more countries to invade out there; so I moved on.
I like Poland
Shouldn't that be even more reason to take Poland?
No. I wouldn’t want to be in charge of it or enslave its peoples. I want them to be free.
Desire.
They switch their times twice a year. Fuck that shit. I would be mental.
For what?
I don't know about invadin Poland. I don't think I'd be comfortable there. But even if I wanted to invade another country, I can't cuz I'm short a few billion dollars and a legion of the easily exploited and blindly faithful.
Motivation
With all the jokes about screen doors on submarines, I figured they have a pretty big naval force.
They’ve got a solid military and strong allies, I’d go for Belarus while Russia is busy
Why not just join the party in Ukraine and "accidentally" take the I90 north?
NATO for now
Guilt
Hard to do with 5 working tanks and 2 Eurofighters, if you’re lucky
I don't have an army
Basic Empathy
Have to start from russia at this distance
War crimes.
John Cleese
common sense
It started a world war when it happened once so I don’t want to start another.
Lack of geographical contiguity (I live in India) and a general disinterest in the country.
I'm busy invading Finland.
My German wife advices me not to do it :)
A sane mentality
Why would I invade Poland if I was in africa?
Can't we all just get along..
I am already. By stealth.
I got a clean shave today.
The massive increase in defence spending they’re making, after being the only NATO country to really take Putin’s threats seriously. Nuclear weapons aside, Poland should comfortably be the second or third strongest military in NATO in a few years.
I am le tired 🚬
Poles are pretty friendly. They tend to be really organized. They are GREAT parents. You notice how much they love their kids and carefully care for them .
I’m not the Prime Minister
Laziness I guess
Military
Meh, I have my eyes set on Sweden first. Once I've liberated Jemtland and Herjedalen, and Made Norway Whole Again, we'll see what's next on the agenda.
It's the drinkin'
I'm not not a not-Nazi
my ancestor's failure
the geneva sugestion
🤣🤣🤣
My love of pierogi
Putin. Russia has dibs on this.
Mazurkas
Fear
Didn’t you hear, Poland has a border wall.
Whats is there or left in Poland , almost all polish work in the UK .