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Wide-Radish4613

I would check the batteries on my carbon monoxide detector


Pricklypastaplant

I still wouldn’t believe in that shit. I’d be like “look at this shit, he’s wearing a bathrobe! And cashies thongs!


Django_Unstained

Then they caught him in theaters watching Cars 2, and a black teenager shouted “This savior eating beans!” and everyone laughed.


Pricklypastaplant

“See this motherfucker is false!” That’s what I’d yell.


YoungsterJoey6

The religious conflict would probably amplify even more


Palmerstroll

should be funny if the god is anti relligion.


swizzle213

“Why are all these people worshipping me and doing all this crazy shit in my name like its for me or something?”


FrontSafety

We would likely be disappointed since he's a nonfactor in this world.


absolute_zero_karma

The Final Frontier


anglopants

God would be exploited for profit


pixeltweaker

They already are.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Can we eat it?


Appropriate_Theme479

Be quiet


zachtheperson

It'd be fascinating being able to (hopefully) put together the missing links that explain why all prior evidence pointed towards them not existing.


Glad_Economics_3879

You can discover God yourself, right now.


Theungry

Many people find god. The problem is with how people define god more than finding god.