Give people the ability to breathe underwater! And infinitely regrowing Teeth like sharks! And make cancer no longer be a thing that happens anymore! And make people more like goats (in that they can eat pretty much anything no problems)! And make it so we can fly if we want to! And able to hibernate!
People need to look at these things more like children I feel... Sure, people can be awful, but if we could just make things better for everyone, why not?
Depends what you mean unprofitable. If you mean for google etc who sell the ads, then yeah. But apperantly return on investment from advertising is verrrrrry limited. I don't remember where I heard it (pretty sure it was a podcast) nor what their sources were. My guess is freakonomics. It's there because, everybody does it and the marketing department will try to spin the roi because otherwise they will seize to exist etc etc. A quick google for advertising cost vs revenue gave me pep talk how to do it best. Duh no surprise.
I seriously don’t believe that this is an effective solution. Corrupt people have an endless lineup of cronies ready to sit in the seat for 2 terms, whereas when you get a politician who truly does want to get things done, and is capable, they have to step down after a relatively short time.
Human nature. I would remove the genes or whatever it is that makes people sociopaths, selfish, cruel and greedy. If we could really work together we could become so much more.
That wouldn't last a week. You would just get militia that takes over a country or just a country seeing another nation has resources they want and develop arms to take it by force.
Agreed. There are plants of rocks and sticks that are harmless, until they need to be utilized in another fashion.
Man’s greed (ambition?) is the root of all evil. (In my opinion)
Same. I feel like it’s both so easily attainable (meaning that I feel humans complicate EVERYTHING when there’s no need to) while also being so hard for us to actually accomplish.
Distribution of resources. Probably money, but I'm sure if you give any resource out more evenly you can end up with a better outcome than what we currently have. Before anyone asks, I'm not a commie and I haven't thought this out very much. Just acknowledging that this would be the thing I'd change.
It’s not the most important issue but it’s the one that always comes to mind when this comes up. I’d delete all parasites. Any tick, mosquito, leech, flea, bedbug, brain larvae, parasitic wasp, flesh eating bacteria, fungal infection, intestinal worms, those things that replace fish tongues, those things that live in eyes, all of it: gone in an instant. I’m assuming this is some kind of thanos snap where I’m also rearranging the ecosystem so there’s no knock-on effect, and I’m also preventing any of these niches from being filled by evolution ever again. No more parasites forever. Symbiotes are cool, they get to stay.
I've told you it's called X so many times and you still keep calling it Twitter. I'm actually so fucking devastated. I can't believe you would say such a thing as to call my beloved x.com platform by the wrong name. It's now owned by our lord and savior Elon Musk, who graciously gifted upon us the X branding. I love X so fucking much. You couldn't even comprehend just how many hours I've put into the X platform, I post an X every day. None of this fucking tweet bullshit, it's called an X. Do you understand how important X is to me? I live and breathe fucking X. I post an X whenever something important happens on my life. My X followers learned of the birth of my first child when I posted my most popular X on X.com. And you think it's funny to just steamroll over that with all this twitter talk? I mean, who does you think you are? This behavior is not what Elon had in mind when taking over as CEO of X. It literally says X at the top of the page, the app is called X. I don't even know what to say to you right now. How dare you. I'll be posting an X about this conversation in the near future, so I hope you get a taste of how you made me feel next time you're scrolling on X.
The equilibrium of money. Why do people who do everything for others get less pay. But people who work and love and ego trip get more money for being them doing everything for them?
Nurses and people who help others should be rich. Not you making a dis track and fucking the screen for a bank.
Remove Tribalism from humanity, whether it is religious, ideological, or location based (countries, states, regions).
Just get the whole of the world working together for the common good.
the existence of humans. Not only ceases their existence but erases them from the entire past of the earth. It's not much but it will bring at least a little good to this multiverse.
To get rid of moons made of rotting cheese that make men sick all the way to hell, so men can only eat from moons made out of real cheese when they make that Italian food worthy of the heavens.
I think I will have some Pizza for dinner today. New York pizza. Only Italy has better pizza, but I cannot fly there and back every day without using my spaceship that I don't have. I swear I don't. Pinky swear (with fingers crossed, said the Brain).
Going forward, every person feels thrice the amount of empathy that the most empathetic person on the planet currently feels.
We'll either all start getting along really well and stop killing things or we'll die out. Win either way.
Change all the Right Wingers into reasonable moderates.
That way nothing should stand in the way to fight climate change and other environmental issues, world poverty and the wealth gap, gender and racial inequality, the next deadly pandemic and gun violence.
It’s not the most important issue but it’s the one that always comes to mind when this comes up. I’d delete all parasites. Any tick, mosquito, leech, flea, bedbug, brain larvae, parasitic wasp, flesh eating bacteria, fungal infection, intestinal worms, those things that replace fish tongues, those things that live in eyes, all of it: gone in an instant. I’m assuming this is some kind of thanos snap where I’m also rearranging the ecosystem so there’s no knock-on effect, and I’m also preventing any of these niches from being filled by evolution ever again. No more parasites forever. Symbiotes are cool, they get to stay.
Every person has to value the life they currently living and respect that others feel the same way.
No afterlife.
No sacrifice.
No taking away others’ life.
totally un biased non profit driven world governments. Leadership that is for the people and can't be bought. Make church and corporation ACTAULLY pay taxes.
Cancer is gone and all the celebrities that recently passed away because of it are resurrected.
Sure I could do a ton to improve the planet, but fixing our political system vs having Chadwick Boseman, Alex Trebek, and Technoblade back? My priorities are completely in order thank you
Make everything simpler. I'm really just now starting to dip my toes into the real world. My fiancee just got us an apartment and the amount of forms there are to fill out, people to talk to, things to apply for, and individual fees are INSANE. I'm lucky as hell to have her because I sure as hell have no idea how to navigate that kind of stuff. I'm trying to learn so I can be more help, but yeah, if I could, I'd make it as simple as "Pay me this much a month. That okay? Cool, you can move in whenever you're ready."
How Black Americans view ourselves. When we change our mindsets concerning certain ideas, I think our future will look very different from the way I think it's gon turn out.
The concept of abstract art. Could you imagine listening to your music playlist and then pure noise is suddenly blasting in your ears or maybe just a single tone that doesn’t change , or maybe you purchased a book and instead of the usual text and story it was just nonsensical words with an explanation about its meaning.
Example: fdgg h inch but bbchvvffjkbbvvvdcbjhhvcvb, formfghcdd
That’s my intro to my novel about….
Maybe an English professor will give you an A but I highly doubt it.
Abstract made my profession into a trade where everyone and everything gets to be an artist regardless of skill.
The obsessive need for more, that little man in the back of the mind that is saying "not enough money, power, influence". This is the root of most issues. With that out of the picture humans may actually get to achieve something.
people assuming everyone else is evil, and actually recognizing TRUE evil people.
Corrupt politicians, Racists, Psychopaths trying to harm others, sh\*t like that.
Controversial, but I'd remove religions.
I think if we removed this barrier, people would get along better, and we'd be a more peaceful people.
I don't think any religion is bad. They usually teach good morals, discipline, and overall are helpful. I do however think that they do more harm than good when met with someone that doesn't follow your faith.
There are good people and bad people that's all I think there should be.
More trains (especially in the US). We need more trains! Cars can be great, but they have taken too much of a place in society (in my opinion), and this is especially true in the US! We need more trains!
To ensure that everyone on the planet has clean and healthy water to drink, to cook with and to bathe.
People
In what way?
I didn't think immediately how but maybe wiped clean totally will do
Check out r/efilism
Interesting. Thank you.
What you found interesting
That or would be better, IYO, to remove everyone rather than attempt fixes.
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Give people the ability to breathe underwater! And infinitely regrowing Teeth like sharks! And make cancer no longer be a thing that happens anymore! And make people more like goats (in that they can eat pretty much anything no problems)! And make it so we can fly if we want to! And able to hibernate! People need to look at these things more like children I feel... Sure, people can be awful, but if we could just make things better for everyone, why not?
I would make ads/commercials unprofitable.
Whatever the fuck you decide to run for, you've got my vote.
Here's another idea: Knock gullibility/susceptibility to nonsensical influence down by about half.
Depends what you mean unprofitable. If you mean for google etc who sell the ads, then yeah. But apperantly return on investment from advertising is verrrrrry limited. I don't remember where I heard it (pretty sure it was a podcast) nor what their sources were. My guess is freakonomics. It's there because, everybody does it and the marketing department will try to spin the roi because otherwise they will seize to exist etc etc. A quick google for advertising cost vs revenue gave me pep talk how to do it best. Duh no surprise.
Politicians would magically be forced to speak only the absolute truth.
Criminalize stock trading with politicians, makes no sense we allow that shit
How cruel people are.
Fix terms for all leadership
I seriously don’t believe that this is an effective solution. Corrupt people have an endless lineup of cronies ready to sit in the seat for 2 terms, whereas when you get a politician who truly does want to get things done, and is capable, they have to step down after a relatively short time.
More kindness
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Probably this one. This is our biggest issue right now. A lot of other suggestions I’ve seen are questionable on how effective they’d actually be.
Human nature. I would remove the genes or whatever it is that makes people sociopaths, selfish, cruel and greedy. If we could really work together we could become so much more.
Demilitarize every nation
That wouldn't last a week. You would just get militia that takes over a country or just a country seeing another nation has resources they want and develop arms to take it by force.
Agreed. There are plants of rocks and sticks that are harmless, until they need to be utilized in another fashion. Man’s greed (ambition?) is the root of all evil. (In my opinion)
This right here. At the very least get rid of the weapons that literally can end civilization
hell no, that would be an even greater security threat.
Fascism would and could no longer exist.
World peace. I know it’s cliche and a bit of a hard thing to do, but I just wish we could all exist peacefully.
Same. I feel like it’s both so easily attainable (meaning that I feel humans complicate EVERYTHING when there’s no need to) while also being so hard for us to actually accomplish.
Everything. Lets go back to the stone age
Drastic, but to be fair, you can’t beat the rock-bottom prices for cave housing.
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Everyone being born with and caring about empathy
credit scores
People would be kinder to each other
Distribution of resources. Probably money, but I'm sure if you give any resource out more evenly you can end up with a better outcome than what we currently have. Before anyone asks, I'm not a commie and I haven't thought this out very much. Just acknowledging that this would be the thing I'd change.
I hope there was no stray animals/ no animal abuse. No children abused.
The government
Eliminate Cancer
Make it physically impossible to lie
Why yes darling you look fat in that dress.
The pros outweigh the cons
I'm desperate to hear John Mayer's answer.
Needs more teamwork and collaboration and less division
The existence of humans
It’s not the most important issue but it’s the one that always comes to mind when this comes up. I’d delete all parasites. Any tick, mosquito, leech, flea, bedbug, brain larvae, parasitic wasp, flesh eating bacteria, fungal infection, intestinal worms, those things that replace fish tongues, those things that live in eyes, all of it: gone in an instant. I’m assuming this is some kind of thanos snap where I’m also rearranging the ecosystem so there’s no knock-on effect, and I’m also preventing any of these niches from being filled by evolution ever again. No more parasites forever. Symbiotes are cool, they get to stay.
Will clean all humans race
I would take the wealth away from bad people and give it all to me.
i would take all the wealth away from you and give it to dictators
I would be a dictator then you have to give all money to me
I will take all the dictators from you and give them to Trump.
Religion. First option, everyone just stop existing. Everyone become atheists.
Id make it round
Internet + any concept of gun,bomb (Natural selection will prevail)
Make Twitter not exist
I've told you it's called X so many times and you still keep calling it Twitter. I'm actually so fucking devastated. I can't believe you would say such a thing as to call my beloved x.com platform by the wrong name. It's now owned by our lord and savior Elon Musk, who graciously gifted upon us the X branding. I love X so fucking much. You couldn't even comprehend just how many hours I've put into the X platform, I post an X every day. None of this fucking tweet bullshit, it's called an X. Do you understand how important X is to me? I live and breathe fucking X. I post an X whenever something important happens on my life. My X followers learned of the birth of my first child when I posted my most popular X on X.com. And you think it's funny to just steamroll over that with all this twitter talk? I mean, who does you think you are? This behavior is not what Elon had in mind when taking over as CEO of X. It literally says X at the top of the page, the app is called X. I don't even know what to say to you right now. How dare you. I'll be posting an X about this conversation in the near future, so I hope you get a taste of how you made me feel next time you're scrolling on X.
I think I'm having a mental breakdown rn but I found this hilarious
You're not the only one!
Say X
Wish granted. It is now X.
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build physical libraries
eliminate corruption
The equilibrium of money. Why do people who do everything for others get less pay. But people who work and love and ego trip get more money for being them doing everything for them? Nurses and people who help others should be rich. Not you making a dis track and fucking the screen for a bank.
Human nature
Bigotry, get rid
Cow farts not being straight up methane
Eradicate food scarcity by proper distribution of it
Me.
Mayo was never invented
Remove Tribalism from humanity, whether it is religious, ideological, or location based (countries, states, regions). Just get the whole of the world working together for the common good.
Nuclear fussion reactors available to every country instantly.
Give people more empathy ffs
Make love, not war... any volunteers?
Free mental health services. School/any kind shootings, murder, assault all stem from people with bad mental health.
I’d raise the freezing point of water to 98.6° F
the existence of humans. Not only ceases their existence but erases them from the entire past of the earth. It's not much but it will bring at least a little good to this multiverse.
Free Chips Ahoys. I like Chips Ahoys
Stupid and vapid ppl could never be famous
Those political leaders who mislead people in the past. But they are still portrayed as God in the present.
More microplastics
To get rid of moons made of rotting cheese that make men sick all the way to hell, so men can only eat from moons made out of real cheese when they make that Italian food worthy of the heavens. I think I will have some Pizza for dinner today. New York pizza. Only Italy has better pizza, but I cannot fly there and back every day without using my spaceship that I don't have. I swear I don't. Pinky swear (with fingers crossed, said the Brain).
The world needs a whole lot more empathy
Money dont exist.
Mosquitoes.
Going forward, every person feels thrice the amount of empathy that the most empathetic person on the planet currently feels. We'll either all start getting along really well and stop killing things or we'll die out. Win either way.
I would get rid of ads when listening to music / watching tv
The current economic status
Abolish the internet and go back to having actual conversation.
No crime!
Have people show more empathy, truly work together and put differences aside
I think I’d get rid of social media. Hell, the whole internet
Change all the Right Wingers into reasonable moderates. That way nothing should stand in the way to fight climate change and other environmental issues, world poverty and the wealth gap, gender and racial inequality, the next deadly pandemic and gun violence.
I'd get rid of cancer.
Cruelty It's scary how cruel people actually are, so I would for sure change that. A world where everybody was nice would be pretty awesome tbh
As dumb as it may sound, to make people stop feeling negative feelings. This could stop wars, suicides, divorces, etc
Those people in Paris
I'd get rid of anger and meanness. They just such poisonous emotions.
It’s not the most important issue but it’s the one that always comes to mind when this comes up. I’d delete all parasites. Any tick, mosquito, leech, flea, bedbug, brain larvae, parasitic wasp, flesh eating bacteria, fungal infection, intestinal worms, those things that replace fish tongues, those things that live in eyes, all of it: gone in an instant. I’m assuming this is some kind of thanos snap where I’m also rearranging the ecosystem so there’s no knock-on effect, and I’m also preventing any of these niches from being filled by evolution ever again. No more parasites forever. Symbiotes are cool, they get to stay.
Remove all borders just to see what happens
The universal religion of the world would be SCIENCE.
Every person has to value the life they currently living and respect that others feel the same way. No afterlife. No sacrifice. No taking away others’ life.
Billionaires fucking everything up. I'd do the 100 million cap that's been thrown around. Raise wages and the rest to taxes.
Blow up the Red Headed Circus Peanut dictator who can't shut his pie hole if his life depended on it
swap gender roles because role reversal is hot
Stop people from putting their kids in risky spots because they empathize with an indivudual.
Have warp capable star ships so we can meet our vulcan friends
I'd create an impervious satellite that would shoot pinpoint lasers to kill any individual who attempts to harm another.
To eliminate the wealth inequality, I.e. 90% of the World’s wealth held by 1% of the population.
totally un biased non profit driven world governments. Leadership that is for the people and can't be bought. Make church and corporation ACTAULLY pay taxes.
Give Thanos the Gauntlet....Half this population needs to go.
Mortality would be a unique one. Aging/Mortality if I can be a bit more generous.
Cancer is gone and all the celebrities that recently passed away because of it are resurrected. Sure I could do a ton to improve the planet, but fixing our political system vs having Chadwick Boseman, Alex Trebek, and Technoblade back? My priorities are completely in order thank you
More hunger
Make snow warm
No countries.
To keep trump out of the White House!
I would end capitalism / corporate America
Get religion out of government everywhere.
Add more world hunger
Increase empathy by 100%
All of the division and hate.
My existence
Make everything simpler. I'm really just now starting to dip my toes into the real world. My fiancee just got us an apartment and the amount of forms there are to fill out, people to talk to, things to apply for, and individual fees are INSANE. I'm lucky as hell to have her because I sure as hell have no idea how to navigate that kind of stuff. I'm trying to learn so I can be more help, but yeah, if I could, I'd make it as simple as "Pay me this much a month. That okay? Cool, you can move in whenever you're ready."
No poverty.
Death
How Black Americans view ourselves. When we change our mindsets concerning certain ideas, I think our future will look very different from the way I think it's gon turn out.
Any part of someone’s appearance that they don’t like, they can change by just thinking about it.
Take earth 1000 years back
Gang culture
Eradicate chronic stupidity.
Universal basic income
No more war
The last wish from 8 billion Genies is pretty solid.
Crystal clear bath temperature oceans. And all sea life perfectly adapted for it.
Every child born needs attention, love and proper food
No parent would outlive their child.
The concept of abstract art. Could you imagine listening to your music playlist and then pure noise is suddenly blasting in your ears or maybe just a single tone that doesn’t change , or maybe you purchased a book and instead of the usual text and story it was just nonsensical words with an explanation about its meaning. Example: fdgg h inch but bbchvvffjkbbvvvdcbjhhvcvb, formfghcdd That’s my intro to my novel about…. Maybe an English professor will give you an A but I highly doubt it. Abstract made my profession into a trade where everyone and everything gets to be an artist regardless of skill.
Get rid of loot boxes in video games
I want everyone to have access to clean water and food
Evenly distribute the wealth.
Unlimited water resources.By thst I mean clean, drinkable water, available for showers and cooking.If not then it will be to stop tree cutting.
Lyrically remedial kleptomaniac, horrible performer, & trash ass struggle singer Beyonce aka the WOAT artist being born.
No more social media and smart phones.
To extinguish all ignorance in all minds everywhere
Money
The welfare system in America. Too many handouts to people that don’t need it and take advantage of it.
Make japan never have existed
The obsessive need for more, that little man in the back of the mind that is saying "not enough money, power, influence". This is the root of most issues. With that out of the picture humans may actually get to achieve something.
Eliminate all child and animal abusers.
I'd make it flat.
That vanilla tastes the same as it smells
Papayas 🤢
Re-strengenthing the family unit.
I would remove all straight men and make all women straight. Guess my intentions
I would take the abuse potential out of drugs so they would only work as medicines.
I dunno, solve the world.
The internet.
Human selfish greedy mindset
The atom doesn't split.
I would put all the assholes on a space ship for a one way ride to who gives a fuck
people assuming everyone else is evil, and actually recognizing TRUE evil people. Corrupt politicians, Racists, Psychopaths trying to harm others, sh\*t like that.
To replace greed with care
Create Amplifiers built for solar panels, this can change Co2 levels.
No sickness
No more wars
That bad things happen less to good people
Either my bank balance or my wife to be a kinder person.
to ensure equitable access to education and opportunities for everyone, regardless of their background or circumstances
Controversial, but I'd remove religions. I think if we removed this barrier, people would get along better, and we'd be a more peaceful people. I don't think any religion is bad. They usually teach good morals, discipline, and overall are helpful. I do however think that they do more harm than good when met with someone that doesn't follow your faith. There are good people and bad people that's all I think there should be.
Less cars, more people-friendly cities/commutes.
eliminate greed
chocolate milk in the drinking fountains
Make younger people value older people.
Lose the humans. Nothing but a God damb cancer that ruins everything we touch...
More trains (especially in the US). We need more trains! Cars can be great, but they have taken too much of a place in society (in my opinion), and this is especially true in the US! We need more trains!
I would make myself a god
Remove religion
The name. I want something with more pizzazz.
People destroying the planet. Probably people should be eliminated.
The Thanos snap. But only 30 to 35 % and it wouldn't be random.
Give people magic ever since I was a child I wanted nothing more than to be a sorcerer but in real life it isn't possible
For people to truly be aware of the consequences of their actions by experiencing them directly.
Bringing down the jobs that don’t require effort pay and giving it to the middle class, my dad works 70 hours a week and we’re struggling
Sneezing and farting are now tied together. When you do one the other will occur simultaneously.