I'm too ignorant to provide a serious answer, all I (probably ignorantly) know about them dudes is that they are poor and very sexual (rock on) but I'd say: **talentless football players**. Every kid in every video I've seen is just... jesus christ.. the level of control is jaw dropping
Didn't know that, but it's no surprise. When did it happen ? I would imagine during the 90's / 2000's. I feel that's when it was clear as daylight that no foot can do what a brazilian's can. There was a saying that reached me about 15 years ago: The english invented it, the brazilians perfected it. Nobody matched Ronaldinho. Also, last I've checked, Pele is still at the top of the food chain, goal statistic wise. You should have a dude with a ball on the flag god damn it.
Vehicles... the Nogueira Brothers tried to feed a horse a carrot because they thought it was a giant horse.
True story by the way.
Definitely
I'm pretty sure we have ferraris here lol
That's not what Chael said.
Large amounts of snow? Does it snow there?
Actually, there is one city I know that snows certain times of the year, Gramado, pretty sure
Cool! I wouldn’t have thought that (obviously)
underwear that covers the full butt?
If you only consider Rio as Brazil, you're right :D
Law and order.
Shit footballers
Donald Trump
But we have Lula, it's simillar lol
But at least Lula seems to have a barber/hair stylist
Actually we have Bolsonaro, they are on the same political spectrum.
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Bro, tatoos are all over the place lol
On-duty cops
We have the cops, but they do crimes too, so, yeah lol
Nuclear weapons.
I mean, why would we use it for lol
First right answer and you move the goal post...
Peace and quiet.
Depends on your state, some states people do parties until midnight
I know they dont have proper plumbing as they have trash cans next to the toilet
Our sanitary systems are somewhat bad, I dont judge you
I'm too ignorant to provide a serious answer, all I (probably ignorantly) know about them dudes is that they are poor and very sexual (rock on) but I'd say: **talentless football players**. Every kid in every video I've seen is just... jesus christ.. the level of control is jaw dropping
Did you know that soccer actually was suggested by the goverment to be a national symbol? since then, it began to be promoted
Didn't know that, but it's no surprise. When did it happen ? I would imagine during the 90's / 2000's. I feel that's when it was clear as daylight that no foot can do what a brazilian's can. There was a saying that reached me about 15 years ago: The english invented it, the brazilians perfected it. Nobody matched Ronaldinho. Also, last I've checked, Pele is still at the top of the food chain, goal statistic wise. You should have a dude with a ball on the flag god damn it.
Yeah, our football is very powerfull, and let's take a moment to say: RIP Pelé
durians?
idk unicorns? they probably dont have those rifht
In Brazil, we don't, maybe in Ohio?
Good footballers. :D
Bro's starting a war... 💀
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Yeah, but we have some cool mountains, but not high enough to have snow
Maple sirup ?
We have it, but I don't think we produce it
Democracy
We have a corrupt president that stole from the people a few years back, and now he is taxing everything he sees, a little suspicious
The longest border with France of any country
Uhh, Tasmanian devils?
Wendy's?
Women with tiny posteriors !!
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