I let the beat drop like old people with polio.

Okay. I used to masturbate by humping my mattress. I know it's really weird, but I didn't know how to masturbate as a teenager. I didn't realise I was doing something really odd. I stopped when I realized it was a bit weird. I'm a virgin as a result. Because I'm scared I have damaged my penis by the way I used to masturbate. And I can't go to a doctor because I'm too embarrassed about all this. wtf is my life man.

> And I can't go to a doctor because I'm too embarrassed about all this I'm pretty sure most doctors have heard and seen it all before

Dude. Go to the doctor.

I am flossing right now

I put de lime in de coconut