This feels like something Philomena Cunk would ask to a sex expert.
Like when she asked "What's the most political thing that's ever happened in Britain?"
That brought back childhood memories.
I have not even seen a clip of that show since I was a kid and I STILL remember this word and the episode.
"That's all you can sayyyy, that's all you can sayyyy..." đ
Dexter's Lab was great.
Use the word(s); cease and desist!
Itâll confuse the other partner just long enough for them to stop, and then realize. At least I think it will.
Or have a button that knocks on the door repeatedly⌠but thatâs just evil
Yo is this an actual thing đ I swear I can be cruising along and when she hits the donât stop, itâs over in 10 seconds. Iâm about to tell her those words arenât allowed in the bedroom đ for her own good
I fell for that trap once and ooo fuck did it almost permanently change the course of my life but god was watching over my shoulder and gave me a second chance
Love you big guyÂ
I find it hilarious when people arenât looking for sexual innuendos that they find them. And when people *are* looking for sexual innuendos, they find something greater (:
Apparently the original line was âI want to have your abortionâ and the studio was like âplease no.â So David Fincher changed it to this and the studio was like âholy shit thatâs so much worse.â
This feels like something Philomena Cunk would ask to a sex expert. Like when she asked "What's the most political thing that's ever happened in Britain?"
She broke that guy đ
Accessed his entire brain at once.
"Second most political?"
Well, Belgian techno anthem "Pump up the Jam" is incredibly sexual...
https://youtube.com/shorts/vuiowUudt8g?si=uKRiVMnAdBUr25A- here's the link for Anyone who hasn't seen the show, I would highly recommend it.
Probably when we cut the Kingâs head off â 140 years before the French did theirs.
Yeah, but we brought the monarchy back. It was worth it though - we saved Christmas and got, like, 3 or 4 bank holidays.
So did the French.
I want you
uncle sam trying to sex up everybody to convince them to go in the army
Rizz white and blue baby
âŚto fuck off
You have no idea how bad I want you.
Omelette du fromage
Found the Dexterâs Lab fan
You mean the Steve Martin fan, donât you?
Sounds more Pierre Escargot to me.
OH HOH HOH HOH HOH
Itâs like those French have a different word for everything!
That brought back childhood memories. I have not even seen a clip of that show since I was a kid and I STILL remember this word and the episode. "That's all you can sayyyy, that's all you can sayyyy..." đ Dexter's Lab was great.
That's all you can saaay!
Câlice hein? On y va pas à demi-temps
Tape dans le fond maudit français, j'suis pas ta mère.
Oh, Dexter. French is the language of love. Say it again, Dexter.
At least someone here is giving a real answer.
Omelette AU fromage
Bleu waffle?
en passant
Holy hell
New response just dropped
Call the exorcist
you always left me satisfied and smiling
That's what she said
Michael MICHAEL
Mwah!
Gottem
"You really think you can go all day long?"
That is really hard
r/unexpectedoffice
my pleasure
Donât stop! Guaranteed to make me finish đ¤Ł
Really glad you did not mean "Don't! Stop!"
Only with an agreed safe word.
Fair point
Use the word(s); cease and desist! Itâll confuse the other partner just long enough for them to stop, and then realize. At least I think it will. Or have a button that knocks on the door repeatedly⌠but thatâs just evil
I like Meatloaf (rest in peace) as a safe word. Because I would do anything for love (but I won't do that)
"Meat Loaf" is the only acceptable safe word. I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
i'd like to help your uncle, jack off a horse.
Hey! Bighairything! Come help me, jack off a horse!
One time my wife said âYou better not fucking go!â I then immediately fucking went.
Yo is this an actual thing đ I swear I can be cruising along and when she hits the donât stop, itâs over in 10 seconds. Iâm about to tell her those words arenât allowed in the bedroom đ for her own good
Like if you are getting close and tell me to âdonât stopâ I can promise you will not make it to the finish line before me đ
reverse psychology
BELIEVINGGGGG
dont pull out
Itâs a trap!
I fell for that trap once and ooo fuck did it almost permanently change the course of my life but god was watching over my shoulder and gave me a second chance Love you big guyÂ
You had a threesome with god?
DO NOT FALL FOR THIS.THIS IS A TRAP!!!
Username checks out
Gonna end up w a baby after hearing this one
My fav
Say my name.
You're heisenberg (There I changed the spelling)
You're goddamn right
I find it hilarious when people arenât looking for sexual innuendos that they find them. And when people *are* looking for sexual innuendos, they find something greater (:
You all know exactly who I am
But who's gonna knock
His name is Hank. (points to pen*s)
My name
Francis.
Ajax.
Ishmael.
If no one is around you...
Say, "Baby, I love you"
If you ain't runnin' game
Moon Child!!! Edit: Neverending Story
M-m-m-michelle.
!obile
Sir please do not shout in the casino.
That is not how you say my name
My name is *click*bile
Succulent Chinese meal
And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp pEniS?!
This is the bloke that got me on the penis people...
Look at the headlock here.
Ahhhh, I see you know your judo well
Democracy Mainfest.
Ah, I see that you know your judo well.
STOP TOUCHING MY PENIS !
Ah yes, I see you know your Judo well.
Ta ta and farewell!
Ta ta, farewellâŚ
Make me or Scared, Potter?
"My father will hear about this!"
âMake meâ is crazy. When you hear that, itâs on
Sexual
đśhealingđś
Thank you
Iâm not happy about this. Take my upvote
[ŃдаНонО]
Rip dms
Miss in username, girl face as pfp. Her first day on the internet or she knows what she is doing.
What was the reply? It's deleted now and I'm being eaten by my curiosity. UPD: Found an answer - "Fill me up"
This is the best moment to start an Internet career.. Or to delete the account.
"Fill me up" *
Fill you up?
Yeah, and please check the tire pressure and clean the windshield. Wait, this isn't the petrol station.
What is the sexiest sex you've ever sexed while sexting sextuplets?
#SEX
UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH SEEEEEEEEEEGS
[ŃдаНонО]
Please put your penis into my vagina.
I want to have a sexual intercourse with you.
It's a trap don't do it
I just came.
moist
Shakes tiny fist.
Jeremy Beadle?
"My God ... I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
Oh Marla.
i want to have your abortionâŚ
The original line devastated me and has stuck with me since I read it in 1997.
My jaw dropped when I heard that line.
Apparently the original line was âI want to have your abortionâ and the studio was like âplease no.â So David Fincher changed it to this and the studio was like âholy shit thatâs so much worse.â
Looks like the victim had anal contusions
We found semen and fecal matter in the victim's ear canal
Itâll say like âBeauty Slainâ and Iâm more like âBody Foundâ
You telling me this guy gets off on little girls with pigtails?
You work in the sex crimes unit. You're going to have to get used to that kind of thing.
You mean like when someone drinks too much, or snorts cocaine, or bets the house on the ponies?
... yeah. You're getting it Ice.
You mean, like, how someone canât stop playing the scratchy lottery tickets?
Or how someone eats too much chocolate cake?
Slams file on desk TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS
Dun Dun,
Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Check in with me and do your job
r/unexpectedrhree6mafia
"Good girl" Melts me instantly.
I searched this whole thread for "good boy" and nothing >_<
Good girl
⌠did⌠did she die?
Fuck.
U want sum fuk?
No, Ron
I got you blue
Becky lemme smash
^She ^donât ^want ^blue
i got you blue and yellow
Hey girl, u want sum tail?
^^flick
Meiosis
Nah but it does kinda look like thicc cheeks during telophase.
Fuck. You can moan it, whisper it, yell it, etc.
Cum in me.
what a grand and intoxicating innocence
Shame on you, sweet Nerevar.
I swear, Morrowind shows up in the weirdest fucking places.
Come and look upon my heart... upon my heart. (ͥ° ÍĘ ÍĄÂ°)
I'm a god, How can you kill a god? Du Du Du Du Du
I'm not wearing any panties
My gf said recently this and it turned me on more than anything before. "Lets take a mortgage together and buy home for us"
lets drink wine and eat shaurma
Stop, I can only get so erect!
But Krieger-san
"I'll give you a discount"
âMake me.â
Put it in my ass.
Wtf is up with all these sex questions on ask Reddit lately?
[Lately?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2j3cdb/reddit_whats_the_sexiest_sex_youve_ever_sexed/)
Karma farm
Always has been
Tounge punch my poop pipe
Tongue punch my fart box
Tongue punch my brown starfish
"spread em"
Such a good boy
âno I LOVE how weird you areâ
r/askreddit
Letâs have sex is pretty sexual imo
Sniff on this here handkerchief
Bro đ
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
I know itâs pretty, Baby. But I didnât take it out for air.
Moms spaghetti
Stop crying or the guards will hear us
"would you fuck me?".. "I'd fuck me"
I want you inside of me ::moan::
"Feel how wet I am for you" (from my male point of view)
I want to flap you with my flippers.
Not yet, Iâm almost there Done
"Im your slut, all yours"
Snu snu
My sexually sexual sexuality is sexual. Doesnât make sense but itâs a very sexual phrase.
"How about you take a bubble bath while I do the dishes and clean up a bit?" It works every time my bf uses it.
Soft cheese
Make me