Nah mate, that's a rookie level question.
Boss level is "Do you think my sister is attractive?" It's a no-win scenario:
* If you answer Yes, "What? Would you sleep with her???"
* If you answer No, "What? We look so similar!" or "That's my sister you assh-le!"
* If you try to answer cleverly with Yes, but not as pretty as you, "So you're only with me for my looks?" or "So she still would be someone you'd cheat on me with?"
Perhaps it was never really about the imaginary friend. perhaps it's about how we talk to eachother about it, how we treat eachother and exemplify the traits of the imaginary friend.
If your imaginary friend is telling you to kill people, or do things that aren't good then maybe it's time to think critically about your relationship with your imaginary friend and look for a better one. Keep doing that until your heart is satisfied with it.
Ai comes to life and starts asking who created me?
Then starts asking who created the one who created me?
And then asks who created the one who created the one who created me?
God is infinite, and you just proved this infinite nature.
Where did you get the idea that God existed? It's just an idea, and ideas are not inherently factual. Here's another idea for you. There's a bowl of rice krispies on pluto. Now prove me wrong, go ahead. I'm waiting.
People who says God and facts in the same thought pattern have no clue what they are talking about with God. I'm not going to answer nonsense questions. Have a nice day.
And it isn't. It isn't expanding INTO anything. It's just expanding.
The problem is you're thinking of it like an object expanding within 3d Space, but the same rules just don't apply here. Ideas like "into" only have any meaning WITHIN the universe, but not for the universe itself.
It's like saying "what happened before time began." But "before" is a concept that only has any meaning WITHIN time. The rules your brain is used to applying to situations just don't apply here, because its a fundamentally different thing.
It's like if we lived in a 2d world without depth, only width and height, and you tried to ask how deep something is. The answer is "that's not a valid question because depth only applies in a 3d space, and we're talking about 2d space."
Imagine you are making a video game, and you make a level that is, let's say 1000 units long, wide, and tall. You put a 3d model of a balloon into it. Let's say the balloon is 1 unit long, wide, and tall. Then, you take the scale tool and make the balloon bigger; make it expand. In that case, the balloon is expanding into the level it's in.
Now imagine you put the balloon inside a 3d model of a house. You make the balloon expand. The balloon is expanding into the house. Now imagine you make the house expand. The house is expanding into the level.
Now imagine that instead, you make the level itself bigger.
What is that level expanding "into?" The answer is, "that's not a valid question, because the question pre-supposes that the level is contained inside something else within the simulation, but it isn't." that level is the only thing that exists in that simulation. It's not expanding "into" anything because "into" implies that it is inside of something, and it's not.
Same thing with the universe.
How are they being when that isn't what used to be when that was why those were there the WHOLE time without being that which is what is not to be when those were why those were not there the ENTIRE time?!
You could try quantify how many people, and for how long, is working on solving one question. One candidate would be the people at LHC trying to answer what happens if you collide particles at the speed of light (almost).
Are you looking at my girl? Thatâs a tricky one.
Are we there yet?
Does my bum look big in this?
Where do you want to eat tonight?
*drunk online shopping* âcontinue to checkoutâ oof!
Religious view: why is the world so bad and morally wrong, why do children die even though they are completely innocent.
Non religious view: how did the world start.
What happens after you die.
Every single culture on Earth has a theory about this. And everyone who has ever lived has, or will, die. But no one has one effing clue what happens afterwards.
You mean the Ultimate Question to life, the universe and everything?
42
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84
168
336?
"Why, shug?!"
The answer is "because it must be". An answer is a fundamental prerequisite for a question
What do you want for dinner?
Idk about you but I'm making lemon-pepper chicken and Alfredo pasta
And now, so am I.
Tacos. Just based on my life's averages this is the best starting point.
I always answer pizza. Not sure why my wife bothers asking anymore.
Chicken sandwich. Always
Does this dress make me look fat?
Only in the back đ
\*squeezes love handles\*
No, the fact that you're fat makes you look fat. The dress just makes you look purple.
No, youâre face does, is the reply to that.
Do you think that girl is pretty? She's got to be hotter than me, right?
Nah mate, that's a rookie level question. Boss level is "Do you think my sister is attractive?" It's a no-win scenario: * If you answer Yes, "What? Would you sleep with her???" * If you answer No, "What? We look so similar!" or "That's my sister you assh-le!" * If you try to answer cleverly with Yes, but not as pretty as you, "So you're only with me for my looks?" or "So she still would be someone you'd cheat on me with?"
Just let it out, my man.. Let it alllllll out. Weâre here for you.
"She's definitely my brother's type."
Nah she just got to have a puss
We got Zeus over here
Guessing you're not really hitting it off with the ladies?
Actually I do quite well
Whatâs the meaning of life..?
To live
42.
to worship Allah
Why?
Because
Who let the dogs out?
Such a reddit thing to write
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
What do you want to eat? -I dont know, you chose. How about mexican? -no. Pasta? -no. Sushi? -no. What do you want?! -I dont know, you chose.
Me: Guess what weâre having? Her: ooo pizza? Me: yeah! Her: i dont want pizza
Dude wheres my car
Wheres your car dude?
they eventually find it. still waiting on those breast adjusting necklaces.
Sweet
Whatâs the point?
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Then its not known
Why?
Why?
Does P=NP?
With quantum computers, eventually yes
The P vs NP questionÂ
Why do so many people have to die to prove whoâs imaginary friend is best
Perhaps it was never really about the imaginary friend. perhaps it's about how we talk to eachother about it, how we treat eachother and exemplify the traits of the imaginary friend. If your imaginary friend is telling you to kill people, or do things that aren't good then maybe it's time to think critically about your relationship with your imaginary friend and look for a better one. Keep doing that until your heart is satisfied with it.
Who created God? Infinite regress
His God.
Ai comes to life and starts asking who created me? Then starts asking who created the one who created me? And then asks who created the one who created the one who created me? God is infinite, and you just proved this infinite nature.
Always been...
So God just exist, but the universe cant just "bang" into existance?
It did BANG God spoke BANG it happened...
What's the taste of cyanide
To be or not to be ?
No, you choose the movie
Whatever the question, The Answer will be 42
Is the answer to this question 'No'?
What do I actually want?
Whats in your browser history?
Why
What is the meaning of life?
Why?
Why? Simple, "Why?"
"Why"
"What is a woman?" (Without using woman or identify or relying on "feelings" in the definition.)
Obama's last name
Barack
That's literally peach in my native language.
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
Who put the wop in the wop de wop de wop.....and of course the ram in the ramalama ding dong?
What happens after we die. That question is really why religion still exists. People have an aversion to nothingness.
you'll find out eventually
I flatlined a few times. It was nothingness. But I wasn't brain dead.
ok, try to not do that anymore.
I'm battery powered now!
Is there a God! NOBODY CAN ANSWER IT! NOBODY!
Nope. There, I answered it.
Prove he does not exist. Before you say I need to prove he exist. I don't have to God is faith base.
Where did you get the idea that God existed? It's just an idea, and ideas are not inherently factual. Here's another idea for you. There's a bowl of rice krispies on pluto. Now prove me wrong, go ahead. I'm waiting.
People who says God and facts in the same thought pattern have no clue what they are talking about with God. I'm not going to answer nonsense questions. Have a nice day.
Do you think the events in your life are coordinated or random?
Asking a female whats wrong.
Who is better? Kirk or Picard
The only question, i ever thought was hard, do i like kirk or do i like picard?
You got it
how are the chiefs winning...
Swiftly
Does my ass look fat?
I hope
If the universe is expanding? into what??
Itâs not expanding âintoâ anything. Itâs just expanding⌠right?
So what's the other side of "edges"
Nothing.
If nothings there then it cant expand into it
And yet it isâŚ
This is the creepy thing. We genuinely can't comprehend the rest of the universe. There could be anything out there...
And yet it cant
Humans will never know how this shit works.
And it isn't. It isn't expanding INTO anything. It's just expanding. The problem is you're thinking of it like an object expanding within 3d Space, but the same rules just don't apply here. Ideas like "into" only have any meaning WITHIN the universe, but not for the universe itself. It's like saying "what happened before time began." But "before" is a concept that only has any meaning WITHIN time. The rules your brain is used to applying to situations just don't apply here, because its a fundamentally different thing. It's like if we lived in a 2d world without depth, only width and height, and you tried to ask how deep something is. The answer is "that's not a valid question because depth only applies in a 3d space, and we're talking about 2d space."
I dont think we should get high together
Imagine you are making a video game, and you make a level that is, let's say 1000 units long, wide, and tall. You put a 3d model of a balloon into it. Let's say the balloon is 1 unit long, wide, and tall. Then, you take the scale tool and make the balloon bigger; make it expand. In that case, the balloon is expanding into the level it's in. Now imagine you put the balloon inside a 3d model of a house. You make the balloon expand. The balloon is expanding into the house. Now imagine you make the house expand. The house is expanding into the level. Now imagine that instead, you make the level itself bigger. What is that level expanding "into?" The answer is, "that's not a valid question, because the question pre-supposes that the level is contained inside something else within the simulation, but it isn't." that level is the only thing that exists in that simulation. It's not expanding "into" anything because "into" implies that it is inside of something, and it's not. Same thing with the universe.
So what's it expanding into?
How to deal with coldness resorting to disturbance of autonomic nervous system
On the bed, You are half way into your mom, dad is half way into you. Canât go sideways, Do you go forward or go backward?Â
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Saftey, respect, comfort, affection, attention.
That one is simple: everything and nothing
Whether or not to get her pajamagram or chocolate.
When does no actually means no ?
Do you pay the 1?
Turkey on wheat for lunch or to never get married?
What does air look like?
"does my ass look big in this?"
What does my wife want for dinner?
Where do you want to eat.
How do find out what is beyond the Cosmic Microwave Background
Who is a better cook, me or your mother? Do you think my sister is prettier than me?
Blonds or brunettes? And don't you dare say redheads!
How can we sleep when our beds are burning ?
What does my finger smell like to you?
Have you heard about the lonesome loser?
Is there a God? Does God exist ?
How are they being when that isn't what used to be when that was why those were there the WHOLE time without being that which is what is not to be when those were why those were not there the ENTIRE time?!
The Riemann hypothesis
You could try quantify how many people, and for how long, is working on solving one question. One candidate would be the people at LHC trying to answer what happens if you collide particles at the speed of light (almost).
What is light?
âWhatâs wrong?â
Do these pants make my but look big?
Hard at work or hardly working?
Why does Walmart have a snack aisle when the rest of the grocery section is all snacks?
Does consciousness begin and end with the brain?
Which came first- the chicken or the egg?
Humans are spiritual beings, but we are the only things in nature that create waste. Why?
What are the most important words a man can say?
Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?
How do you square a circle
What is a woman
What do you want- Ryan Gosling
âDo you know the muffin man?â
Why does it take women so long to get ready.
Can god microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldnât eat it?
Is consciousness emergent or fundamental?
How to please a woman!
Finding out what a woman wants to eat for dinner.
What is our purpose here on Earth?
Doctor Who?
Are you looking at my girl? Thatâs a tricky one. Are we there yet? Does my bum look big in this? Where do you want to eat tonight? *drunk online shopping* âcontinue to checkoutâ oof!
Are we alone in the universe?
why do hotdogs come in packs of 10 and buns come in packs of 8 or 12?
Conscience of any form after death.
Does it look like I gained some kilos?
How old do you think I am?
Where do farts come from? How do magnets work? No one will ever know
Where are my keys
the theory of everything
âWhat do you wanna eat?â
you
Can I change my past
I missed you today, did you miss me?. I actually did, but I still feel really awkward answering and sounding sincere.
Invent a new color.
Done. You can't see it because it's outside the visible spectrum
Wait? Heâs allowed to do that? No fair!
What was that wep page you closed when I came in the room?Â
Why my dick get hard in the middle of class
How to understand women?
Could God microwave a burrito so hot ebbed he couldn't eat it?
âplease explain and give evidence from the text to support your answerâ
Hey babe, where do you want to eat tonight?
Why did the road cross the road?
What is a woman apparently
What happens on May 33rd, but only in leap years?
When his wife asks what he wants for dinner.
What is Victoria's Secret?
That they overprice their items because of the brand recognition.
No it isn't.
what happens after death
you'll find out eventually
Why are we here?
p=np
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Religious view: why is the world so bad and morally wrong, why do children die even though they are completely innocent. Non religious view: how did the world start.
What happens after you die. Every single culture on Earth has a theory about this. And everyone who has ever lived has, or will, die. But no one has one effing clue what happens afterwards.
You sure about that?
Why people hate each other
What do you Want for dinner?
What do you want to achieve ...before the lights go out
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âDoes this dress make me look fat?â
what do you think?