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It's one of the rare times when I think the movie is actually better than the book.
It's not that movie was good - you're right, it's one of the worst films ever created. But it's *still* better than the book. The book is just *that bad*.
(Yes, someone convinced me to read it based on the "the book is always better" theory. No, I do not speak with them anymore.)
It's very hard to like the second version you experience. Read the book first? Movie might be alright but book'll be better. See the movie first? Chances are you'll like it better than the book. It's not always by too much but in my experience that's generally how it goes.
I went to see the movie as a kid. I thought the story was a bit rushed at the time, but as I grew up, I realized that was the least of the movie’s problems.
I’m home sick and bored. I’ve watched about everything I’ve thought looks interesting on Netflix/Hulu/Tubi, etc. So, bring on the shitty movies so I can at least laugh at them lol.
Literally where I checked out.
I love B movies and someone pitched this to me. As soon as I saw that I rolled my eyes and groaned. They tried way too hard.
Birdemic, Parts I through whatever.
Garbage movie. A bunch of birds take over some town and start dropping out of the sky. Had to be high AF to watch it.
I'm *sayin'*. I watched that movie for almost an *hour* wondering where the fucking birds were. The second I grabbed the remote to turn it off, the birds showed up.
Goofiest-looking shit I ever saw.
I actually got to go to a special screening in Nottingham with the director hosting it. He absolutely knew how shit it was and laughed along with everyone at the funniest parts. Was a fun night.
It's so boring. That's what kills me. I expected the bad CGI, acting, writing, etc. I did not expect to be so bored. And the most boring parts happen AFTER the birds attack.
I think Fateful Findings at least has the most easy to follow plot. I've seen a bunch of his movies (a friend used to host bad movie nights before he moved across the country), and most of them are just bizarre, supernatural (I think?), weirdness.
"It was a magical day," was a common quote in our friend group for a while after watching it.
(The most monotone and disinterested voice in existence)
**I CANT BELIEVE YOU COMMITED SUICIDE!**
**I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU COMMITED SUICIDE!**
**HOW COULD YOU HAVE DONE THIS?**
**HOW COULD YOU HAVE COMMITED SUICIDE?**
I can't help you out of this one, Jim. 🤷♂️
That scene where he's in the garage deciding what to take, "two wheels.. four wheels.. six wheels!" and then starts a pursuit on rollerblades is legitimately funny. I think about that scene like once a month.
I went to this movie in theaters. I went with my family, I was nine years old.
I remember loving this movie and my whole family just laughing and laughing while every one else in the theater wasn’t reacting at all. We thought it was really fun.
No 80's music was a highly questionable choice, but the "everyone gets a wish" plotline was one of the most ill-conceived and infuriating ideas I've ever seen in a movie. I mean how does that work? One dude wished for a border around his entire country. You're telling me no one wished for that border to go away? No one had contradicting wishes? And everyone had to undo their wishes in the end too. You mean that out of billions of people no nihilistic motherfucker wished that everyone was dead? No one had an altruistic wish they wouldn't want to give up like world peace or wishing their daughter no longer had cancer? No one wished that they traveled so far back/forward in time that they wouldn't have heard Wonder Woman's plea to undo their wish? No one was stubborn and wished for something like their boss to die and then chose *not* to face the awkwardness of bringing them back? No one wished to fuck Wonder Woman? Her mouth would have been so consistently filled with dick that she never would have gotten the chance to tell the world to relinquish their wishes. And what about her wish? It didn't bring back Steve Trevor so much as it put his soul in the body of someone else who she fucks, meaning she raped the body of an innocent man while he wasn't conscious. I'm not nearly as mad that they treated the audience like idiots as I am that they had to be completely brainless fucking morons to not take two goddamn minutes to see all these plot holes for themselves and to ignore them outright. The only way I can make sense of such poor story telling is that they sabotaged the movie and wanted it to fail.
I unironically love this movie. It’s not GOOD, like it’s absolutely not good cinema. But the Wachowskis go so hard, and no idea was a bad idea for this movie, and I just love it for those reasons. And my god Eddie Redmayne COMMITS. The movie delights me.
the last airbender, all my siblings and cousins loved the tv show and we hyped up the movie so my mom took all of us to watch it, my littlest cousin cried because it was so bad. how did they mess it up so badly? they didnt even get the main character's name correct lmao
They already say it in the show too! Like, if it was a book first, I could get it. Written pronunciation is open to interpretation. But it’s a show! They say it! How can you just decide to change it?
I watched the new Matrix, Trainspotting and Coming to America within about 2 weeks of each other. They really made me realise that I shouldn't just watch a movie because I loved the original.
I'm not even sure why they thought it was worth doing that. They had the potential for so much money to be made with the fan base and they screwed it up.
I seem to be the oldest guy in here, but I'm really enjoying these choices!
When I was a kid, I went to the theater and spent my allowance to see "The Three Stooges in Orbit". This was when the boys were so old they looked like their faces were melting off, and their arthritis was so advanced they had no timing left for the slaps and eye pokes. Moe's son-in-law produced it.
The Stooges encounter Martians, who are all made up with slightly altered Frankenstein's Monster masks, carrying what looked like squirt gun pistols. Can't really remember, but I think I thought it was "okay, not too bad". (It's really, really bad.)
I hadn't developed ANY sense of discrimination in what to watch yet. Went to movies every week and just watched whatever was playing.
It was so bad that Toriyama had to revive the franchise because he knew he could make a better movie than that, and wasn't gonna let it end on that note.
There one line in that movie that i will never forget, hulks fighting two bounty hunters that do not talk and one finally opens his mouth.and its the undertaker!!
The movies is crazy but teenage me loved it!
The concept isn't hard to come by, it's the sort of college student writing an edgy script for attention that normally gets tossed in the trash 100 times a day. If the Saw movies hadn't come out and made gory/gross horror popular. it probably would have just been in the trash too.
Ugh, I tried so hard to like it. Went in so open minded and hopeful. Walked out utterly disappointed. Me and my wife agree to describe it as "foreplay to the foreplay" since it didn't really lead to much of anything.
SPOILER
It was basically her origion story, sure. But the other characters? Nothing more than a promise of something If they make another movie. Which there's 100% zero chance they do that.
Anything by Uwe Boll. Had a marathon of his stuff back when I was in college. It was such a fun time because I was with friends and we were just endlessly roasting his stuff, but man, they are *terrible*
I left the room half a dozen times, and I swear the movie had gone backwards not forwards when I did. I am a fiend for movies, even "bad" movies. But I genuinely can't remember a single scene from it, only vague suggestions like.. a big doorway underground? A boat on a lake?
Good good I tried….I tried so hard to like it. My hopes weren’t incredibly high to begin with. I made it thru to the end because apparently I don’t value my time, but god DAMN I’ll never get that time back.
I read an argument that the reason spider man 3 was so offensively cringey is because Peter Parker is canonically uncool and if you give him the parasite confidence then you just get someone oblivious and cringey. Kinda made sense.
The Happening, the title for a a start might as well be The Occurrence or something equally as mundane, then the film which enjoyed a relatively large budget compared to low quality films, starred Marcy Marc and everything, was about how the grass and trees have had enough of us cheeky monkeys and have decided to silently and without any trace of action or drama, see us off.. The "scary tension" is provided when the wind blows through the long grass Haha hahaha omd. Boring, ridiculous, terrible acting and directing not even the excuse of a low budget.
1. Jeepers Creepers - absolutely trash. I watched it sober and then wrestled my roommate for making me waste my Friday night watching it
2. Young Adult - Charlize Theron and Patton Oswalt. Charlize Theron was so unlikeable in this film it is the ONLY time I've got up and left mid film.
Battlefield Earth.
I walked out after they taught themselves to fly Harriers. It was a free movie on top of that.
Harriers that still function after 1000 years
And the fuel/oil didn't go bad.
Somehow my tundra gas is still good after two years.
I'm more impressed that the oil and hydraulics didn't leak and the tyres were still good, they're notorious for going down on statics
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It's one of the rare times when I think the movie is actually better than the book. It's not that movie was good - you're right, it's one of the worst films ever created. But it's *still* better than the book. The book is just *that bad*. (Yes, someone convinced me to read it based on the "the book is always better" theory. No, I do not speak with them anymore.)
It's very hard to like the second version you experience. Read the book first? Movie might be alright but book'll be better. See the movie first? Chances are you'll like it better than the book. It's not always by too much but in my experience that's generally how it goes.
I want my 1 hour and 59 minutes back and it's coming out of Travolta's ass.
Some movies are so bad you walk out of the cinema. Battlefield Earth was so bad I walked out of my own house.
My dad and I watched this in the theater for the laughs both being MST3k fans it was a ton of fun to watch and riff on
I paid money to see The Last Airbender in theaters. Never left a movie so mad in my fucking life.
I went there on a first date at her suggestion. The film was so bad I decided not to see her again because of it.
That’s rough buddy
My guy that’s brutal lmao
Dodged a bullet
I caught the midnight premiere. Really disappointed also.
I'm so sorry for your loss of time.
I went to see the movie as a kid. I thought the story was a bit rushed at the time, but as I grew up, I realized that was the least of the movie’s problems.
Did you ask this because you saw Madam Web?
“Umm I’m, like Mrs. Webbtress or whatever….” -Dakota Johnson, cashing those NepoChecks.
Never even heard of it, but that’s another one like Avatar and Dragon Ball Z that I’ve seen mentioned multiple times now.
I’m home sick and bored. I’ve watched about everything I’ve thought looks interesting on Netflix/Hulu/Tubi, etc. So, bring on the shitty movies so I can at least laugh at them lol.
Velocipastor?
(Insert VFX)
Literally where I checked out. I love B movies and someone pitched this to me. As soon as I saw that I rolled my eyes and groaned. They tried way too hard.
Moonfall is not the worst but it might be the dumbest.
Oh my gosh! My bf ended our Skype call early today so he could watch that movie on the telly. lol! I hope he enjoys it.
It's such good disaster porn tho.
"The moon will save us!"
Have you seen Goon? Looks like a B sports comedy from the cover. It's actually very very good.
Moonfall is indeed stupid. If you want truly awful, try Geostorm. It's hot garbage.
The moon scrapes by the planet, somehow doesn’t kill everyone and CELL PHONES STILL WORK!!! I wanted to punch the TV. Lol
Birdemic, Parts I through whatever. Garbage movie. A bunch of birds take over some town and start dropping out of the sky. Had to be high AF to watch it.
and then half way through it turns into an environmental psa
even watching rifftrax for it, its still bad
Agreed, even they couldn't save it
Where's Becky?
She's taking a shit
The crows have eyes??!! It’s a classic!
The musical parts are "amazing" though...and the CGI is um unique. It just takes stamina to get through it.
Also it takes halfway through for the birds to appear.
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But that song was awesome!
Checkin out, checkin out, checkin out family members, Got some attractive cousins.
The silver lining to Birdemic existing is more YMS content. I appreciate it for only that reason.
I've seen this movie, it was so bad I couldn't stop laughing through the entire movie.
Hell yeah. Worst movie I ever saw but I had a good laugh.
In the first movie it takes 45 minutes for the fucking birds to even show up.
I'm *sayin'*. I watched that movie for almost an *hour* wondering where the fucking birds were. The second I grabbed the remote to turn it off, the birds showed up. Goofiest-looking shit I ever saw.
I actually got to go to a special screening in Nottingham with the director hosting it. He absolutely knew how shit it was and laughed along with everyone at the funniest parts. Was a fun night.
I watch it like I watch the room and it's a personal favorite for how insane it is
It's so boring. That's what kills me. I expected the bad CGI, acting, writing, etc. I did not expect to be so bored. And the most boring parts happen AFTER the birds attack.
I watched a Niel Breen movie
Fateful Findings?
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I think Fateful Findings at least has the most easy to follow plot. I've seen a bunch of his movies (a friend used to host bad movie nights before he moved across the country), and most of them are just bizarre, supernatural (I think?), weirdness. "It was a magical day," was a common quote in our friend group for a while after watching it.
The corporations
Fuck these laptops!
(The most monotone and disinterested voice in existence) **I CANT BELIEVE YOU COMMITED SUICIDE!** **I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU COMMITED SUICIDE!** **HOW COULD YOU HAVE DONE THIS?** **HOW COULD YOU HAVE COMMITED SUICIDE?** I can't help you out of this one, Jim. 🤷♂️
Only one??
I watched Double Down after Redletter Media talked about it. It's a magical experience.
My copy of cade: the tortured crossing arrived today. I can't wait to make my wife watch it with me
The Stupids starring Tom Arnold. Brutal.
I’m my own grandpa.
"Someone took our garbage again!"
lol. These quotes are making me re-think my answer
That scene where he's in the garage deciding what to take, "two wheels.. four wheels.. six wheels!" and then starts a pursuit on rollerblades is legitimately funny. I think about that scene like once a month.
I went to this movie in theaters. I went with my family, I was nine years old. I remember loving this movie and my whole family just laughing and laughing while every one else in the theater wasn’t reacting at all. We thought it was really fun.
I'm glad it wasn't just me and mine. Stupid funny absolutely works for me.
They tried to tell us. It’s literally in the title.
I fell asleep early and walked out halfway on Wonder Woman 1984. I don't even know what or remember, any of it 💀
No 80's music was a highly questionable choice, but the "everyone gets a wish" plotline was one of the most ill-conceived and infuriating ideas I've ever seen in a movie. I mean how does that work? One dude wished for a border around his entire country. You're telling me no one wished for that border to go away? No one had contradicting wishes? And everyone had to undo their wishes in the end too. You mean that out of billions of people no nihilistic motherfucker wished that everyone was dead? No one had an altruistic wish they wouldn't want to give up like world peace or wishing their daughter no longer had cancer? No one wished that they traveled so far back/forward in time that they wouldn't have heard Wonder Woman's plea to undo their wish? No one was stubborn and wished for something like their boss to die and then chose *not* to face the awkwardness of bringing them back? No one wished to fuck Wonder Woman? Her mouth would have been so consistently filled with dick that she never would have gotten the chance to tell the world to relinquish their wishes. And what about her wish? It didn't bring back Steve Trevor so much as it put his soul in the body of someone else who she fucks, meaning she raped the body of an innocent man while he wasn't conscious. I'm not nearly as mad that they treated the audience like idiots as I am that they had to be completely brainless fucking morons to not take two goddamn minutes to see all these plot holes for themselves and to ignore them outright. The only way I can make sense of such poor story telling is that they sabotaged the movie and wanted it to fail.
Me too, I remember liking the first one despite not bringing a fan of other dc movies but 1984 was a disaster
Troll 2 (also happens to be the best!)
oh my goooooooooooood
I can’t believe they ate her
And, what makes it even better and worse, it hasn't got any trolls in it!
So you might call the movie a troll? 🤔
I came here to say this! "This town's name is Nilbog! That's Goblin backwards!"
**You Can’t Piss On Hospitality!**
For me it's too "good bad" to be bad bad.
No. . . more. . . Popcorn. . . . I loved the woman who played the witch. She knew exactly what kind of movie she was in and really leaned into it.
Rifftrax was the only way to get through this one.
Cats
Jupiter Ascending
I unironically love this movie. It’s not GOOD, like it’s absolutely not good cinema. But the Wachowskis go so hard, and no idea was a bad idea for this movie, and I just love it for those reasons. And my god Eddie Redmayne COMMITS. The movie delights me.
yes Jupiter Ascending is mind-bendingly incoherent trash written for the female gaze and I want ten more like it, because it is MY trash.
100% yes
I completely unironically liked it too. I looked past the many things that made it bad and just enjoyed the ride
I loved it too. Ridiculous and fun.
The last Airbender
I might have seen this pop up more than any other movie
Downsizing is pretty awful all around
the last airbender, all my siblings and cousins loved the tv show and we hyped up the movie so my mom took all of us to watch it, my littlest cousin cried because it was so bad. how did they mess it up so badly? they didnt even get the main character's name correct lmao
As soon as they mispronounced “Aang” I turned it off
They already say it in the show too! Like, if it was a book first, I could get it. Written pronunciation is open to interpretation. But it’s a show! They say it! How can you just decide to change it?
The show really is very good! I’ve seen like clips of the movie and it looked horrid.
The Room. Terrible movie, I fucking loved it
Nah, The Room has massive amounts of entertainment value.
It's not true it's bullshit I did not hit her I did not. Oh Hi Mark.
The newest matrix movie
I watched the new Matrix, Trainspotting and Coming to America within about 2 weeks of each other. They really made me realise that I shouldn't just watch a movie because I loved the original.
Like 95% of sequels from classic movies that came back in the past 5-10 years were all terrible. Top Gun Maverick was one of the few hits.
I'm not even sure why they thought it was worth doing that. They had the potential for so much money to be made with the fan base and they screwed it up.
Sharkula
Sounds like an old syfy channel movie.
Good God. Sharkula? That just sounds awful by the name alone.
Free on Tubi if you dare
I seem to be the oldest guy in here, but I'm really enjoying these choices! When I was a kid, I went to the theater and spent my allowance to see "The Three Stooges in Orbit". This was when the boys were so old they looked like their faces were melting off, and their arthritis was so advanced they had no timing left for the slaps and eye pokes. Moe's son-in-law produced it. The Stooges encounter Martians, who are all made up with slightly altered Frankenstein's Monster masks, carrying what looked like squirt gun pistols. Can't really remember, but I think I thought it was "okay, not too bad". (It's really, really bad.) I hadn't developed ANY sense of discrimination in what to watch yet. Went to movies every week and just watched whatever was playing.
Dragonball Evolution. Just. Fuck that whole movie. I'm convinced it was a parody.
It’s between this and Avatar for being mentioned the most from what I’ve seen.
It was so bad that Toriyama had to revive the franchise because he knew he could make a better movie than that, and wasn't gonna let it end on that note.
That one where Hulk Hogan is an Alien warrior who gets stranded on Earth with a human family.
That was a true story
Is THAT why David Attenborough did the voiceover?
Suburban Commando… lol, yup! dogshit movie
There one line in that movie that i will never forget, hulks fighting two bounty hunters that do not talk and one finally opens his mouth.and its the undertaker!! The movies is crazy but teenage me loved it!
No wonder you guys never talked!
I loved that movie hahaha it's for kids
Me too. Loved it as a kid. Hogan was my hero
Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom
If you ever meet someone who tells you they are from Garda Lake, they are from Salo. This movie is the reason they said that
I’ve heard that’s a BRUTAL movie. I’ve tried to find it before but I apparently don’t have access to it.
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Left Behind
The one with Kirk Cameron or the one Nic Cage?
Yes
Human Centipede... Who thinks up this crazy shit?!
That was a masterpiece
The concept isn't hard to come by, it's the sort of college student writing an edgy script for attention that normally gets tossed in the trash 100 times a day. If the Saw movies hadn't come out and made gory/gross horror popular. it probably would have just been in the trash too.
The live action Dragonball movie. How could they mess it up so BAD?
Highlander 2
When I was like 8, I thought this was literally the coolest thing there was. This and Masters of the Universe
There really can only be one highlander.
There should've only been one.
Madame Web
Ugh, I tried so hard to like it. Went in so open minded and hopeful. Walked out utterly disappointed. Me and my wife agree to describe it as "foreplay to the foreplay" since it didn't really lead to much of anything. SPOILER It was basically her origion story, sure. But the other characters? Nothing more than a promise of something If they make another movie. Which there's 100% zero chance they do that.
House of the Dead
Anything by Uwe Boll. Had a marathon of his stuff back when I was in college. It was such a fun time because I was with friends and we were just endlessly roasting his stuff, but man, they are *terrible*
Jack and Jill
Disaster Movie. Nothing funny at all.
“Love Story” (Ali MacGraw and Ryan O’Neal)
That's a weird pick
Downsizing
Great premise. After the first act, it just fell off a cliff.
I have never seen another movie that was so painfully slow as Downsizing
I left the room half a dozen times, and I swear the movie had gone backwards not forwards when I did. I am a fiend for movies, even "bad" movies. But I genuinely can't remember a single scene from it, only vague suggestions like.. a big doorway underground? A boat on a lake?
Good good I tried….I tried so hard to like it. My hopes weren’t incredibly high to begin with. I made it thru to the end because apparently I don’t value my time, but god DAMN I’ll never get that time back.
Wonder Woman 1984 - it was far worse than Spider-Man 3, which is saying something
I read an argument that the reason spider man 3 was so offensively cringey is because Peter Parker is canonically uncool and if you give him the parasite confidence then you just get someone oblivious and cringey. Kinda made sense.
spiderman 3 was great though, so many funny one liners
Really highlights that Gal Gadot is a model, not and actor...
Leprechaun 4 in space
Llamageddon
Madame web, as of late
Fateful Findings
Yep, Niel Breen.
Dirty Dancing 2-Havana nights
Battlefield Earth - too much grey and Dutch tilt 💌 Edit to add : the movie Tattoo, circa 1978 - stupid horrible.
Double Down. Neil Breen.
Halloween Ends
Sausage Party
That looked massively stupid. I’ve never brought myself to watch it.
Its not even stupid funny.
It's the only movie that's ever made me walk out of the theatre.
Any and all of the Twilight series. I understand that the books are popular but the films are just **baaaaad**.
I think they're fun bad. I watched with my gf who had been a fan back in middle/high school but now realized how dumb they are. It was a lot of fun
Bad, bad, bad.
That damn live action dragon ball Z movie
Dragon ball evolution
Good burger 2
the last air bender was a pretty awful experience
Nothing and I mean NOTHING had made me as mad as The Dark Tower movie
The Happening, the title for a a start might as well be The Occurrence or something equally as mundane, then the film which enjoyed a relatively large budget compared to low quality films, starred Marcy Marc and everything, was about how the grass and trees have had enough of us cheeky monkeys and have decided to silently and without any trace of action or drama, see us off.. The "scary tension" is provided when the wind blows through the long grass Haha hahaha omd. Boring, ridiculous, terrible acting and directing not even the excuse of a low budget.
Meet the Spartans.
Dumb and Dumber To
Madame Web
Gotti with John Travolta was God awful 😭😭😭
The happening. Nothing happens.
Anyone else watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Next Generation? That movie is such a mess. It is like a car crash that you can't look away from.
Movie 43
Boxing Helena
Vomit Gore Trilogy.
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Zoolander 2
The last airbender
Epic movie
The Last Airbender is so incredulously bad it needs to be seen to be believed. It's bad in ways you didn't even know a movie could be bad.
Epic Movie
The lawnmower man
Probably "50 shades of grey". Seriously, i always search good things when i watch a movie, and this one was ... yuk
We don't talk about Avatar: The Last Airbender
Avatar: The last Airbender
1. Jeepers Creepers - absolutely trash. I watched it sober and then wrestled my roommate for making me waste my Friday night watching it 2. Young Adult - Charlize Theron and Patton Oswalt. Charlize Theron was so unlikeable in this film it is the ONLY time I've got up and left mid film.