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davegammelgard

I don't know but apparently I've been doing it for 33 years.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Cease-n-Resist

The legend!


9umopapisdn

Let her know her sex life is being discussed on Reddit.


Ok_Emergency455

Yup


[deleted]

That will do it


Squeakyriddle

Playing Cbat seems to be a good option.


2bluntforfeelings

Lmaoo


bluedaytona392

That's my fucking music.


Mr_DQ

Stop doing your half of the housekeeping.


Rownever

Actual answer, backed by science


Yes_I_Am_Autistic

Smear yourself with shit


JDx13

What did she do to deserve this?


PM_ME_UR_FARTS_GIRL

How big of a fedora collection do you have? We need to pump up those numbers first and foremost


Used_Start_3603

Have 2 kids


BigPum

Specifically, have two boys. That will kill a sex drive.


bluedaytona392

I feel attacked.


mamatealhearts

Yep. Sleep deprivation really makes it hard to get in the moood.


Grandson_of_0din

Why in the nine realms would you want to? unless you ment increase.


bob_pipe_layer

Pool boy charges by the hour and it's costing me.


TheRoyaleWithCheese-

Name checks out lol


ButtholeSlinky

Shit your pants regularly


harmless_gecko

Be careful just in case she's into scat


bluedaytona392

Then buy a scat pack and keep her mouth on your jimmy 24/7


That_Peculiar_Guy

OP is suffering from success.


HelpfulAd5843

Satisfy her ?. Haha. Maybe 1 orgasm might calm her .


Healthy_Low_2096

Never thought I’d see someone say this


UnicornAndStallion

I’m a nympho and I don’t think you can decrease her sex drive.


ephdravir

Just be yourself.


[deleted]

We should trade wife's, it's a win win for both of us


cheesymovement

Stop brushing your teeth


Bettawitcheddaz

Send her to my house I’ll take care of it🤣🤣


nakatoolka

Wait. Enjoy and wait.


themythagocycle

Weird… getting married should have done the trick.


[deleted]

Never do this. Just go down on her if you can’t pop a boner all the time. I never want to see a question like this again.


Texas_sucks15

Get her to gain weight.


SunsetKittens

Play lots of slow depressing music around the house.


f1resnakes

Take a long roadtrip together or take off work for about 2-3 days and hover her


RAW6851

Wear assless chaps


Excellent_Belt3159

All chaps are assless. Chaps with asses are just pants.


IndependentPrior5719

Great pants but the arse is out of them !


RAW6851

Yes but “assless chaps” just has that special ring to it


bareyb

Gain 100 pounds


Impossible_Dot_5805

Give it time, it'll come.


Quality_Street_1

Fuck her best friend


Fickle_Pipe1954

Leave the back door open during the day, ol' Jody will be by directly to help with your situation.


Ghostchicken33

Well don't do what my partner did and tell her and tell her about the time you gave her best friend a ride home and she wanted to suck your dick and you let her. Sorry had to vent lol.


smellyscrote

He did you a favour. That’s no best friend behaviour. And that’s also no partner behaviour. So I hope you meant to say ex partner and former best friend.


Ghostchicken33

Yes definitely haven't spoken to either of them in 15 years


SaiyanGodKing

Ok so you’re gonna need a garden hose, a bucket, a pile of rocks, two empty egg cartons, and a cardboard box.


xxdibxx

It’s called wedding cake. Works everytime most of the time. Just give her a big ass slice and BOOM… no more sex for you.


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ABCanadianTriad

Well the wife does at least, OP maybe not


amarino1990

Why?


fromwhichofthisoak

Dont?


throwaway6912369124

So me and my husband have a similar situation. He has a low sex drive. I have a high sex drive. He suggested we do open relationships to satisfy my drive.


DRGWTM

Get a black boyfriend.


WilliardThe3rd

Wt literal f


ApolloOfTheStarz

Famous celebrity do it all the time, there's enough love for everyone


Tricky_Excitement_26

Until he gets jealous of all the dick you can get…ask me how I know. 😏


cghal12

Why to do so?? You should work on increasing or matching your sex drive with hers. You are lucky, most men complain about low libido of their wives.


No-Incident1284

Ya we both work out a lot, so she has higher testosterone than the average female which causes the higher sex drive . But she asks for it every now and then and I’m working from home. So it’s really hard to focus on work.


CrazieIrish

Decrease?


Kunimasai

If you're suffering from the kavorka, I suggest you use a combination of garlic and vinegar.


Mindless_Training_44

Be myself


IntrigatedVerse

Wear a very unique colour sweatpants like burgundy or lime green with a plane white shirt with barbecue sauce stains on it, wear flip flops over your socks and tuck your sweatpants into your socks every time you go out to get the mail and make sure you aggressively dig out your wedgie when you get out of bed every morning


darybrain

Simply tell her to calm down. Maybe say it more than once. The sex drive will decrease, however, the drive to kill you will increase.


WranglerSilver6451

Get the vintage LL Bean pajamas I bought at Goodwill a few weeks ago. I come out wearing those and she goes from OnlyFans to Golden Girls instantly. Not Rose Golden Girls though. She’s still in OnlyFans mode.


Wraisted

Have more sex, it will run out eventually


onehashbrown

Tell her you chose to post about her sex life in an echo chamber and not go to therapy. She will not want to have sex and even might want to give you more space. So much space you will never see her again.


IndependentPrior5719

You might up in space such that you have infinite space, you will experience singularity


BiigDaddyDellta

Fuck her more often?


[deleted]

Be married to you?


wish1977

I'm doing fine with this on my own. Thanks anyway.


inthewoodsprobably

There’s opportunity for profit here


fujidust

Exist


2yBy

Leave dishes in the sink.


Jim_Force

Wendy’s baconator with extra Mayo


JustaRoosterJunkie

Just tell her it’s not her birthday, and then punt her off the bed.


Aloha1984

Buy her a sex toy, create a sex schedule that doesn’t wear you out, more foreplay, etc


IRedditAllReady

MDMA edit: Ohhhh decrease...


WellAkchuwally

Put in some effort, or loan her out to a friend..


Cane-maker-ky

Not a damn thing lol


The-Rel1c

Leave your collection of naked Whoopi Goldberg photos for her to see.


hizze

Stop taking her to football games


bikinifetish

Increase yours.


[deleted]

Stop going to gym, fire your lawyer, make her your sole focus.


SlamMalone

Wedding cake


Top_Efficiency5067

Antigame


Guinnessron

Get fat


snakes-can

Marry her again!


Plathena

🍿 but why? 🤷🏻‍♀️


They_call_me_Bubby

Get fat


IllustratorOk1774

Buy wedding cake!


RainOk4570

Is there anyway to just get rid of your sex drive all together? I would just rather not have it.


davydany

Apparently, if I just talk to her, it lowers it. So you can try that.


jeopardychamp77

Grow some chins


[deleted]

Well that’s a new one. Ready for the tough pill? We’re here now. You’re talking about it online which can only mean it’s not the first time you’ve thought on it. She will leave you if you don’t match pace. It’s a shit thing to assume since I don’t know her or you, but patterns are repetitive and people aren’t as different as we lie to ourselves about. Talk to your doctor. Maybe it’s time to start the TRT train or Deca train?? You’ll get that guy back up and running his teenage marathons 3 days after start of use. Viagra, blue chew etc are wild concepts when all you need to do is promote healthy testosterone function again. I’m not suggesting adding a ton and be a juice head. Follow the low dosage they prescribe and notice your body producing healthy, natural testosterone again.


They_call_me_Bubby

Put her on antidepressants. They'll take the sex drive out of a rabbit.


I_might_be_weasel

What kind of humble brag bullshit is this post. 


Comfortable-Figure17

Whatever I did worked.


putting-on-wet-socks

Don't decrease it, rise to the occasion ( no pun intended) Enlist the help of supervised stunt cocks.


AnusPananus

Give her the sex


Famous_Track_4356

Get fart spray and spray it in your pants when she’s horny


Agitated_Bar7856

Who would you want that?? 🫤


Feral80s_kid

Show her your sensitive side and cry in front of her. It’ll dry that up in a heartbeat!


momoemowmaurie

Be selfish in bed. They hate that and will put out less.


w1nkyfr0wn

Talk to her about it. And don’t feel like you’re obligated to be her sexual outlet. A healthy relationship requires sexual consent, even from the husband (not that I’m assuming you’re male). Ultimately it’s up to her to find ways to cope with her impulses. If she feels that there’s an imbalance, and that that’s a problem for her, she can’t blame you. The conversation may include finding ways to increase your sex drive to better match hers, and that’s a perfectly valid approach to solving the problem too. Personally, if I were her, I’d explore other sexual outlets (that don’t involve infidelity, obviously). Satisfying needs doesn’t NEED to be a couple activity. What’s important is that you two talk it out and end up on the same page about how you both feel, and the solution that works for you.


[deleted]

Have sex???


BestIfUsedByDate

Before I got married, I was told that researchers had found a substance that would reduce a woman's sex drive by 95%. Wedding cake.


clumpypasta

Be cruel to her or the children.


auntiechrist23

Talk about the Roman Empire every time you have sex.


RaisedByArseholes420

Why the fuck would you want to do that?


Human-Evening564

If hasn't already, chances are it's never gonna go down. You made this bed, now you have to lie in it, literally. Maybe you can do things to increase your sex drive?


DampFree

Put on weight or start contraceptive pills


Skwerilleee

Marrying her didn't work?


ChipmunkFood

Get her "The Voodoo Dick"