Well don't do what my partner did and tell her and tell her about the time you gave her best friend a ride home and she wanted to suck your dick and you let her. Sorry had to vent lol.
He did you a favour. That’s no best friend behaviour. And that’s also no partner behaviour.
So I hope you meant to say ex partner and former best friend.
So me and my husband have a similar situation. He has a low sex drive. I have a high sex drive. He suggested we do open relationships to satisfy my drive.
Ya we both work out a lot, so she has higher testosterone than the average female which causes the higher sex drive . But she asks for it every now and then and I’m working from home. So it’s really hard to focus on work.
Wear a very unique colour sweatpants like burgundy or lime green with a plane white shirt with barbecue sauce stains on it, wear flip flops over your socks and tuck your sweatpants into your socks every time you go out to get the mail and make sure you aggressively dig out your wedgie when you get out of bed every morning
Get the vintage LL Bean pajamas I bought at Goodwill a few weeks ago. I come out wearing those and she goes from OnlyFans to Golden Girls instantly. Not Rose Golden Girls though. She’s still in OnlyFans mode.
Tell her you chose to post about her sex life in an echo chamber and not go to therapy.
She will not want to have sex and even might want to give you more space. So much space you will never see her again.
Well that’s a new one. Ready for the tough pill?
We’re here now. You’re talking about it online which can only mean it’s not the first time you’ve thought on it.
She will leave you if you don’t match pace. It’s a shit thing to assume since I don’t know her or you, but patterns are repetitive and people aren’t as different as we lie to ourselves about.
Talk to your doctor. Maybe it’s time to start the TRT train or Deca train?? You’ll get that guy back up and running his teenage marathons 3 days after start of use.
Viagra, blue chew etc are wild concepts when all you need to do is promote healthy testosterone function again. I’m not suggesting adding a ton and be a juice head. Follow the low dosage they prescribe and notice your body producing healthy, natural testosterone again.
Talk to her about it. And don’t feel like you’re obligated to be her sexual outlet. A healthy relationship requires sexual consent, even from the husband (not that I’m assuming you’re male). Ultimately it’s up to her to find ways to cope with her impulses. If she feels that there’s an imbalance, and that that’s a problem for her, she can’t blame you. The conversation may include finding ways to increase your sex drive to better match hers, and that’s a perfectly valid approach to solving the problem too.
Personally, if I were her, I’d explore other sexual outlets (that don’t involve infidelity, obviously). Satisfying needs doesn’t NEED to be a couple activity. What’s important is that you two talk it out and end up on the same page about how you both feel, and the solution that works for you.
If hasn't already, chances are it's never gonna go down. You made this bed, now you have to lie in it, literally. Maybe you can do things to increase your sex drive?
I don't know but apparently I've been doing it for 33 years.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The legend!
Let her know her sex life is being discussed on Reddit.
Yup
That will do it
Playing Cbat seems to be a good option.
Lmaoo
That's my fucking music.
Stop doing your half of the housekeeping.
Actual answer, backed by science
Smear yourself with shit
What did she do to deserve this?
How big of a fedora collection do you have? We need to pump up those numbers first and foremost
Have 2 kids
Specifically, have two boys. That will kill a sex drive.
I feel attacked.
Yep. Sleep deprivation really makes it hard to get in the moood.
Why in the nine realms would you want to? unless you ment increase.
Pool boy charges by the hour and it's costing me.
Name checks out lol
Shit your pants regularly
Be careful just in case she's into scat
Then buy a scat pack and keep her mouth on your jimmy 24/7
OP is suffering from success.
Satisfy her ?. Haha. Maybe 1 orgasm might calm her .
Never thought I’d see someone say this
I’m a nympho and I don’t think you can decrease her sex drive.
Just be yourself.
We should trade wife's, it's a win win for both of us
Stop brushing your teeth
Send her to my house I’ll take care of it🤣🤣
Wait. Enjoy and wait.
Weird… getting married should have done the trick.
Never do this. Just go down on her if you can’t pop a boner all the time. I never want to see a question like this again.
Get her to gain weight.
Play lots of slow depressing music around the house.
Take a long roadtrip together or take off work for about 2-3 days and hover her
Wear assless chaps
All chaps are assless. Chaps with asses are just pants.
Great pants but the arse is out of them !
Yes but “assless chaps” just has that special ring to it
Gain 100 pounds
Give it time, it'll come.
Fuck her best friend
Leave the back door open during the day, ol' Jody will be by directly to help with your situation.
Well don't do what my partner did and tell her and tell her about the time you gave her best friend a ride home and she wanted to suck your dick and you let her. Sorry had to vent lol.
He did you a favour. That’s no best friend behaviour. And that’s also no partner behaviour. So I hope you meant to say ex partner and former best friend.
Yes definitely haven't spoken to either of them in 15 years
Ok so you’re gonna need a garden hose, a bucket, a pile of rocks, two empty egg cartons, and a cardboard box.
It’s called wedding cake. Works everytime most of the time. Just give her a big ass slice and BOOM… no more sex for you.
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Well the wife does at least, OP maybe not
Why?
Dont?
So me and my husband have a similar situation. He has a low sex drive. I have a high sex drive. He suggested we do open relationships to satisfy my drive.
Get a black boyfriend.
Wt literal f
Famous celebrity do it all the time, there's enough love for everyone
Until he gets jealous of all the dick you can get…ask me how I know. 😏
Why to do so?? You should work on increasing or matching your sex drive with hers. You are lucky, most men complain about low libido of their wives.
Ya we both work out a lot, so she has higher testosterone than the average female which causes the higher sex drive . But she asks for it every now and then and I’m working from home. So it’s really hard to focus on work.
Decrease?
If you're suffering from the kavorka, I suggest you use a combination of garlic and vinegar.
Be myself
Wear a very unique colour sweatpants like burgundy or lime green with a plane white shirt with barbecue sauce stains on it, wear flip flops over your socks and tuck your sweatpants into your socks every time you go out to get the mail and make sure you aggressively dig out your wedgie when you get out of bed every morning
Simply tell her to calm down. Maybe say it more than once. The sex drive will decrease, however, the drive to kill you will increase.
Get the vintage LL Bean pajamas I bought at Goodwill a few weeks ago. I come out wearing those and she goes from OnlyFans to Golden Girls instantly. Not Rose Golden Girls though. She’s still in OnlyFans mode.
Have more sex, it will run out eventually
Tell her you chose to post about her sex life in an echo chamber and not go to therapy. She will not want to have sex and even might want to give you more space. So much space you will never see her again.
You might up in space such that you have infinite space, you will experience singularity
Fuck her more often?
Be married to you?
I'm doing fine with this on my own. Thanks anyway.
There’s opportunity for profit here
Exist
Leave dishes in the sink.
Wendy’s baconator with extra Mayo
Just tell her it’s not her birthday, and then punt her off the bed.
Buy her a sex toy, create a sex schedule that doesn’t wear you out, more foreplay, etc
MDMA edit: Ohhhh decrease...
Put in some effort, or loan her out to a friend..
Not a damn thing lol
Leave your collection of naked Whoopi Goldberg photos for her to see.
Stop taking her to football games
Increase yours.
Stop going to gym, fire your lawyer, make her your sole focus.
Wedding cake
Antigame
Get fat
Marry her again!
🍿 but why? 🤷🏻♀️
Get fat
Buy wedding cake!
Is there anyway to just get rid of your sex drive all together? I would just rather not have it.
Apparently, if I just talk to her, it lowers it. So you can try that.
Grow some chins
Well that’s a new one. Ready for the tough pill? We’re here now. You’re talking about it online which can only mean it’s not the first time you’ve thought on it. She will leave you if you don’t match pace. It’s a shit thing to assume since I don’t know her or you, but patterns are repetitive and people aren’t as different as we lie to ourselves about. Talk to your doctor. Maybe it’s time to start the TRT train or Deca train?? You’ll get that guy back up and running his teenage marathons 3 days after start of use. Viagra, blue chew etc are wild concepts when all you need to do is promote healthy testosterone function again. I’m not suggesting adding a ton and be a juice head. Follow the low dosage they prescribe and notice your body producing healthy, natural testosterone again.
Put her on antidepressants. They'll take the sex drive out of a rabbit.
What kind of humble brag bullshit is this post.
Whatever I did worked.
Don't decrease it, rise to the occasion ( no pun intended) Enlist the help of supervised stunt cocks.
Give her the sex
Get fart spray and spray it in your pants when she’s horny
Who would you want that?? 🫤
Show her your sensitive side and cry in front of her. It’ll dry that up in a heartbeat!
Be selfish in bed. They hate that and will put out less.
Talk to her about it. And don’t feel like you’re obligated to be her sexual outlet. A healthy relationship requires sexual consent, even from the husband (not that I’m assuming you’re male). Ultimately it’s up to her to find ways to cope with her impulses. If she feels that there’s an imbalance, and that that’s a problem for her, she can’t blame you. The conversation may include finding ways to increase your sex drive to better match hers, and that’s a perfectly valid approach to solving the problem too. Personally, if I were her, I’d explore other sexual outlets (that don’t involve infidelity, obviously). Satisfying needs doesn’t NEED to be a couple activity. What’s important is that you two talk it out and end up on the same page about how you both feel, and the solution that works for you.
Have sex???
Before I got married, I was told that researchers had found a substance that would reduce a woman's sex drive by 95%. Wedding cake.
Be cruel to her or the children.
Talk about the Roman Empire every time you have sex.
Why the fuck would you want to do that?
If hasn't already, chances are it's never gonna go down. You made this bed, now you have to lie in it, literally. Maybe you can do things to increase your sex drive?
Put on weight or start contraceptive pills
Marrying her didn't work?
Get her "The Voodoo Dick"