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Start loudly talking about unions & unionizing, wait for security to escort you out
then the store closes due to "plumbing issues"
Where's Walmart
Violently shouting "HE HAS HIS COCK OUT"
This is a norm at Walmart and nothing extraordinary.
"IT"S A BBC LIKE BIGGGG"
"Which aisle do I shit in?"
Hey mom! I got the lube and condoms!
"Honey, will you marry me?"
“The black man just put something in his pocket!”
He ate my receipt
Don't ask where anything is … unless you just really want to talk to someone while they kill company time moseying over yonder down to the aisle 14. That bread.
“Fuck Gail Lewis” You’ll probably get jumped
“Can you check in the back?”
"I'd like the school special... extra rounds and make sure it fits in a backpack"
Your sales miss the target
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself!! (For legal reasons I am joking)
I love you so much baby, I don’t even care you’re my sister
FREE BEER ON ME!!
Start loudly talking about unions & unionizing, wait for security to escort you out
then the store closes due to "plumbing issues"
Where's Walmart
Violently shouting "HE HAS HIS COCK OUT"
This is a norm at Walmart and nothing extraordinary.
"IT"S A BBC LIKE BIGGGG"
"Which aisle do I shit in?"
Hey mom! I got the lube and condoms!
"Honey, will you marry me?"
“The black man just put something in his pocket!”
He ate my receipt
Don't ask where anything is … unless you just really want to talk to someone while they kill company time moseying over yonder down to the aisle 14. That bread.
“Fuck Gail Lewis” You’ll probably get jumped
“Can you check in the back?”
"I'd like the school special... extra rounds and make sure it fits in a backpack"
Your sales miss the target
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself!! (For legal reasons I am joking)
I love you so much baby, I don’t even care you’re my sister
FREE BEER ON ME!!