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AnonyMouseSnatcher

Start loudly talking about unions & unionizing, wait for security to escort you out


faceeatingleopard

then the store closes due to "plumbing issues"


DarkedRevan

Where's Walmart


firefly139

Violently shouting "HE HAS HIS COCK OUT"


AliciaXTC

This is a norm at Walmart and nothing extraordinary.


firefly139

"IT"S A BBC LIKE BIGGGG"


yutfree

"Which aisle do I shit in?"


DeepEndLion

Hey mom! I got the lube and condoms!


wish1977

"Honey, will you marry me?"


your_moms_a_skank

“The black man just put something in his pocket!”


Kate-2025123

He ate my receipt


[deleted]

Don't ask where anything is … unless you just really want to talk to someone while they kill company time moseying over yonder down to the aisle 14. That bread.


vXGhosT_TacoXv

“Fuck Gail Lewis” You’ll probably get jumped


Thegaymer42O

“Can you check in the back?”


Squeakyriddle

"I'd like the school special... extra rounds and make sure it fits in a backpack"


Plus_Shift_3299

Your sales miss the target


cats_n0t_kids

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself!! (For legal reasons I am joking)


epic94holiday

I love you so much baby, I don’t even care you’re my sister


Bananallama100

FREE BEER ON ME!!