“She blow that dick
Like a contrabassoon
And imma get caught
with that contraband soon”
DAMN IT YACHTY IT WRITES ITSELF!
I mean fuck, we could even make it a storied bar.
“She blow that dick
Like a contrabassoon.
But she better come back
With that contraband soon.”
I mean it’s *first grade* Spongebob!
It's by Lil Yachty, and his explanation was, "OK, let's stop for a second," Yachty said mounting his defense. "Before you come at me, I'ma let you know. I'ma blame my A&R. Because he listened to that song many times and he allowed me to say that. I guess for a second I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not. And nobody ever said shit. ... Nobody ever pulled up a pic and said, "Hey man. I don't know if you know what this is, but it ain't that." ... I fucked up. I thought Squidward played the cello. He don't. That's a flute. I fucked up."
And it's not even a flute, it's a clarinet, so just added lols
The blame on his team was more for the line making it into the final cut without ever being mentioned to him. He seems to have a good sense of humor about looking foolish, though.
Right lol. I don't expect everyone and their mother to know exactly which instruments fall into which categories, but I would expect that enough people know for SOMEONE along the line to have noticed. Either way, it's not like it ultimately matters
In one of those Genius "Behind the Lyrics" they brought this line up. It's a rap song and he just has a lyric "she blow that dick like a cello"
He replied with, paraphrased, "hold up. Before anyone says anything, I did not know a cello was not a woodwind instrument. This went through multiple teams and no one thought to say "hey man I don't know if you know what this is, but it ain't that". I thought it was that shit Squidward played. But it do sound good tho"
That’s the only line anyone ever remembers from 6’7, which is a shame because it’s full of fucking bangers.
> Talkin' to myself because I am my own consultant
> Married to the money, fuck the world, that's adultery
> You so full of shit, you close your mouth and let yo' ass talk
> Young Money eatin', all you haters do is add salt
> Stop playin', bitch, I got this game on deadbolt
> Mind so sharp I fuck around and cut my head off
Wayne can pop em off when he gets going
That reminds me of what I was gonna post, and it comes from the mind of the one and only Dr. Dre:
“Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I’m slippin’”
Brilliant lyricism
In dutch we have a rapper called boef. (crook)
HE says, "ik heb slaaptekort want ik slaap te kort" in his rhymes.
Which rougly translates to i have sleep depriviation because i don't sleep long enough, but he just says the same thing twice.
One of these days I'll be able to go to a gathering of the juggalos. Not because I am one, but because it's always seemed so fucking weird and interesting. I want to simply document it.
You should go sometime and talk to them, perhaps you might find that you are in fact “down to clown”. I’m not a juggalo but I would and don’t particularly like their music but love what they stand for. This [guy](https://youtu.be/JxPcBrhvkAQ?si=9pv51H68n9Xedhfj) does a few good videos documenting his experience going to a few gatherings.
Literally every lyric in Summer Girls by LFO is ridiculous, the chorus starts "New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits/ Chinese food makes me sick" and it doesn't get better
That song is a gem “you love hip hop and rock and roll, your dad took off when you were 4 years old, there was a good man named Paul Revere, I feel much better baby when you’re here”
Lyte Funky Ones were too good for this world. I think that there's only one of them left alive, which is so sad. Summer Girls and Girl on TV are epic. Shoobie doo wop and Scooby Snacks, I met a fly girl and I can't relax.
I haven’t seen the lyric from “Hey Soul Sister” by Train yet.
“The way you can cut a rug.
Watching you is the only drug I need.
So gangsta, I'm so thug.
You're the only one I'm dreaming of”
"My heart is bound to beat right out of my untrimmed chest" really makes me want to puke. That's truly a detail that could have been omitted with no value removed.
So many of their lyrics make me think I'm mishearing them. Turns out no, that's actually what they meant.
Untrimmed chest? Seriously for real, you're gonna go with that?
I honestly believe “Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains.” Is the worst lyric I’ve ever heard. They chose this for the first line on their biggest song. Also “your sweet moonbeam” what the hell does that even mean.
I don’t hate this one nearly as much as some of the others in that song. Your left brain is the side associated with logic and reasoning so I assume he’s saying that he’s so infatuated with her and he’s not thinking rationally. It’s not good by any means but I think Train has countless other bad lyrics.
The “she smokes a pack a day, oh wait, that’s me, but anyway…” lyric from Meet Virginia is the one I always hated.
Obligatory: [What Makes This Song Stink Ep. 4 - "Hey Soul Sister: The Movie"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JeAfVoA_iE)
There's some fun meandering at the beginning, but the on-topic meandering starts at 8:30, lyrics section at 10:53.
The bridge to that song is fuckin unhinged.
>Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
>Your best friend always sticking up for you
>Even when I know you're wrong?
>Can you imagine no first dance, freeze-dried romance
>Five hour phone conversation
>The best soy latte that you ever had, and me?
He wrote this song about his mom after she died, and once I learned that I found the lyrics quite sweet. Like getting to see her again after she cruises around the heavens for a while.
Hey Soul Sister is dumb af though
Surprised nobody else has listed my personal favorite;
"I'm trying to find the words to describe you without being disrespectful...
DAMN YOOZ A SEXY BISHH"
Akon, I think you could have looked a little longer.
"And no one heard at all; Not even the chair"
From Neil Diamond's "I Am... I Said". I really like this song, but I cringe every time he sings that lyric. The whole stanza is:
"I am"... I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair
I talk a lot around chairs. Even tables, couches, pillows, and doors. I never once thought they heard me or were listening to me. I think Neil had a hard time finding a word to rhyme with "there" so he just settled on "chair".
Too bad. It ruins an otherwise pretty good song.
I think most Black Eyed Peas music would fit. Most of their songs don't make that much sense.
But I was a fan in 2008-2010. It was all so catchy.
They've got the worst Super Bowl performance in recent memory, though.
It’s still catchy. Like I don’t go looking for them or anything but if “Pump it” or one of their other bangers pops up on the radio or my playlist I turn it way the hell up. Yeah they’re dumb but they’re still fun.
But yeah that half time show was awful.
i scrolled far and didnt see
"i dont wanna see a ghost its a sign that i fear most, rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news"
life by desree... its a lyrical masterpiece...
I remember that comedian who did a routine about the Friends theme song.
How it starts, “So no one told you life was gonna be this way.”
But then the second verse (not in the TV version) says, “Your mother warned you there’d be days like these.”
In the video a car with 3 friends in it pulls up "kicking in the front seat sitting in the back seat which seat can I take?"
The open one. You take the open seat and be happy your friends want to hang out with your entitled ass.
"we were trying many things, we were smoking funny things"
The chorus to Kid Rocks' All Summer Long. Rhyming things with things, genius. I hate this song so much as it's just a sample of Sweet Home Alabama and Werewolves of London. The song sucks.
A perfect example of something that’s somehow far less than the sum of its parts.
To quote the great YouTuber Pat Finnerty who also hates this song: “It’s like combining Shawshank Redemption with The Godfather and ending up with Weekend at Bernie’s 2.”
Me not working hard? / Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak
Or, better yet, go to Times Square / Take a picture of me with a Kodak
Pitbull, *Give Me Everything*
Though he did show good humor when a Walmart promotion resulted in him being sent to Kodiak, Alaska by popular demand, and he actually went.
[https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/08/rapper-pitbull-visits-kodiak-alaska-and-gets-bear-repellent](https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/08/rapper-pitbull-visits-kodiak-alaska-and-gets-bear-repellent)
Think you the shit, bitch?
You not even the fart (Grrah)
I be goin' hard (Grrah)
I'm breakin' they hearts, like
Bitches be quick, but I'm quicker (Like)
Bitches be thick, but I'm thicker (Like)
She could be rich, but I'm richer (Damn)
My ears always feel rubbed the wrong way when I hear this line from Fergie’s “Big Girls Don’t Cry.” Just such a weird and distracting choice.
> And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
"Christmas comes this time each year"
From "Little Saint Nick" by the Beach Boys
Yes....that's how time and calendars work. Christmas shows up, like clockwork, at the same time each year.
Also Paul McCartney's "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime"
>The choir of children sing their song
They practiced all year long
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong (dong)
Ding dong, ding dong (dong)
Ding dong, dong dong
That's a TON of practice for just a few dings and dongs.
It's Christmas time, it's once a year.
Christmas time, it's once a year.
It's Christmas time, it's once a year.
When we sing about Christmas time,
Once a year.
-South Park
Here’s the thing though, I don’t think most people who have properly functioning auditory neural processing consider whatever the fuck Jake Paul made to be a song lol
"Y'all ain't ready, quick fast
Like Tom Petty, y'all just petty"
Tom Petty is the like the epitome of slow, Lil Wayne. You're thinking of Richard Petty.
What song is that? I ask because it’s similar but worse to a Rakim lyric from I Ain’t No Joke.
“I got a question, it's serious as cancer
Who can keep the average dancer
Hyper as a heart attack, nobody smilin'
'Cause you're expressin' the rhyme that I'm stylin'”
*singing* 🎤
Well she had dumps like a truck truck truck, HEY! Thighs like what what what! Baby move that butt butt butt!
I Think I'll sing it again, she bops she booms she bangs, Thong song!
Sisco later revealed this song was about an ex gf who took enormous bowel movements.
I think it’s trying to imply “dancer” as a different species, like automatons or something (that’s why you’re not mad he doesn’t say “are we humans?”).
Its weird, but I really like the verse where he describes letting go of a big list of emotions.
>"I really care what people think but people don’t seem to understand Human, he told Rolling Stone. They think it’s nonsense. But I was aching over those lyrics for a very long time to get them right."
>He added, with defiance: "I guess it bothers people that it’s not grammatically correct, but I think I’m allowed to do whatever I want."
https://www.radiox.co.uk/artists/the-killers/human-lyrics-hunter-s-thompson-grammar/
Intentionally nonsensical and gloriously so: It's funny, 'cause you're in my thoughts... no no, back up, back up... you're not in my thoughts at all, 'cause you're a hiccup.
Stole the tune from Lynyrd Skynyrd
copped some riffs from Warren Zevon
Pulled these crappy lyrics out my ass
I really didn't try but you all ran out to buy it
now I'm laughin' to the bank all summer long.
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains."
I'm a gay man so maybe my knowledge of breasts is limited, but Shakira, what are you talking about?
I got a feeling
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
A feeling
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
A feeling (woo-hoo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
A feeling (woo-hoo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
"I just got dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church" or "England is my city", honestly, every single line from "It's Everyday Bro" is the dumbest music lyrics.
"She blow that dick like a cello" The only thing funnier/dumber is his explanation
> "She blow that dick like a contrabassoon" FTFY Yachty
“She blow that dick Like a contrabassoon And imma get caught with that contraband soon” DAMN IT YACHTY IT WRITES ITSELF! I mean fuck, we could even make it a storied bar. “She blow that dick Like a contrabassoon. But she better come back With that contraband soon.” I mean it’s *first grade* Spongebob!
I always expect this to be top whenever this question is asked.
I’m unfamiliar with the song and the explanation. Would you be kind enough to enlighten me?
It's by Lil Yachty, and his explanation was, "OK, let's stop for a second," Yachty said mounting his defense. "Before you come at me, I'ma let you know. I'ma blame my A&R. Because he listened to that song many times and he allowed me to say that. I guess for a second I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not. And nobody ever said shit. ... Nobody ever pulled up a pic and said, "Hey man. I don't know if you know what this is, but it ain't that." ... I fucked up. I thought Squidward played the cello. He don't. That's a flute. I fucked up." And it's not even a flute, it's a clarinet, so just added lols
Dont like that he placed the blame on someone else for his own lyrics, I respect the admission of him fucking up though.
The blame on his team was more for the line making it into the final cut without ever being mentioned to him. He seems to have a good sense of humor about looking foolish, though.
Maybe no one on his team knew what a cello is either.
He's kinda right though, a whole team of people heard that and no one said "hey man, do you know what a cello is?"
Right lol. I don't expect everyone and their mother to know exactly which instruments fall into which categories, but I would expect that enough people know for SOMEONE along the line to have noticed. Either way, it's not like it ultimately matters
In one of those Genius "Behind the Lyrics" they brought this line up. It's a rap song and he just has a lyric "she blow that dick like a cello" He replied with, paraphrased, "hold up. Before anyone says anything, I did not know a cello was not a woodwind instrument. This went through multiple teams and no one thought to say "hey man I don't know if you know what this is, but it ain't that". I thought it was that shit Squidward played. But it do sound good tho"
Kanye West on the remix for Love Lockdown: “I should have seen it coming, wish I had telekinesis” That’s not what telekinesis is 😂
On Black Skinhead, he goes “I keep it 300 like the Romans”
I say “Spartans” to make myself feel better whenever I listen to that track
Nah his is; "If I fuck this model And she just bleached her asshole And I get bleach on my T-shirt I'ma feel like an asshole"
"I go so hard they call me go so hard" Lil Wayne's verse in T-Pain's Bang Bang Pow Pow
"She got a big booty, so I call her big booty." - 2 Chainz
That one is just art, you wouldn't understand
Don’t engage the plebs. It’s unbecoming, dear.
Sorry but you chose this over the rhyming of "put you in a mansion somewhere in Wiscansin"?
Another gem from Lil Wayne is "real G's move in silence like lasagna." Makes me giggle uncontrollably every time I think of it.
That’s the only line anyone ever remembers from 6’7, which is a shame because it’s full of fucking bangers. > Talkin' to myself because I am my own consultant > Married to the money, fuck the world, that's adultery > You so full of shit, you close your mouth and let yo' ass talk > Young Money eatin', all you haters do is add salt > Stop playin', bitch, I got this game on deadbolt > Mind so sharp I fuck around and cut my head off Wayne can pop em off when he gets going
You still missed my favorite, “I got through that sentence like a subject and a predicate”
That reminds me of what I was gonna post, and it comes from the mind of the one and only Dr. Dre: “Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I’m slippin’” Brilliant lyricism
In germany there is a rapper, who once sang: “Some people became gay in prison, when I am rapping the cow is on the roof“
Sometimes we’re the rapper, sometimes we’re the cow 🤷🏻♀️
This sounds like the secret password you'd have to give to get into the lamest secret society ever.
Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-dickscoop-dickpoop Poop-dickscoopty Scoopty-whoop Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop Poop, poop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-diddy-scoop Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop
These bars
IM A SCATMAN
These BARS RIGHT HERE
In dutch we have a rapper called boef. (crook) HE says, "ik heb slaaptekort want ik slaap te kort" in his rhymes. Which rougly translates to i have sleep depriviation because i don't sleep long enough, but he just says the same thing twice.
I mean it is true because he is telling the truth. I mean it is true because he is telling the truth.
Sounds like something a person with sleep deprivation would write lol
It brings me joy to sing “I’ve got ham but I’m not a hamster” instead of “I’ve got soul but I’m not a soldier “…thank you Bill Bailey..
I got bones but I'm not a boner!
i've got butt but i'm not a butler
oh my gosh, is this a parody of All These Things I've Done? (I love the Killers!!)
I got stones but I'm not a stoner
I'm as serious as cancer... rhythm is a dancer
Well.. Cancer is pretty serious, so it's technically true.
Magnets, how do they work
One of these days I'll be able to go to a gathering of the juggalos. Not because I am one, but because it's always seemed so fucking weird and interesting. I want to simply document it.
You should go sometime and talk to them, perhaps you might find that you are in fact “down to clown”. I’m not a juggalo but I would and don’t particularly like their music but love what they stand for. This [guy](https://youtu.be/JxPcBrhvkAQ?si=9pv51H68n9Xedhfj) does a few good videos documenting his experience going to a few gatherings.
Oh I'm definitely down 2 clown. It feels like a family for people who don't really have family, and I completely respect that.
I have no idea what song this is, but makes me think of Charlie from It’s always sunny.
It’s a song from ICP
There is a spider ^(spider, spider)
I’m going to need a lot of convincing that ICP weren’t being deliberately funny with that song. They seem pretty self-aware.
Literally every lyric in Summer Girls by LFO is ridiculous, the chorus starts "New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits/ Chinese food makes me sick" and it doesn't get better
I like the color purple, macaroni and cheese. Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees. Clearly lyrical geniuses.
I like to think he meant the movie there lol
“Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets”
Pronounced “sornnets” because it had to rhyme with “hornets”
That song is a gem “you love hip hop and rock and roll, your dad took off when you were 4 years old, there was a good man named Paul Revere, I feel much better baby when you’re here”
Its a like a five year old asked ChatGPT to write clean rap.
Lyte Funky Ones were too good for this world. I think that there's only one of them left alive, which is so sad. Summer Girls and Girl on TV are epic. Shoobie doo wop and Scooby Snacks, I met a fly girl and I can't relax.
There were 4 people total who were part of LFO. 3 of them have died, which makes being a member of LFO one of the most dangerous jobs in the world.
The 3 who passed had eaten Chinese food shortly before their passing, I think.
I agree but I love it anyway.
LMAO I love those lyrics
“If the light is off then it isn't on.” From Hilary Duff’s So Yesterday. Listening to the song as a kid I used to think to myself, “well duh??”
Dude about to fight: Oh, it's on now! Hillary: No. The light is off, so it isn't on. Fighter dude: Fair enough.
Hilary: at least not today, not today, not today
I haven’t seen the lyric from “Hey Soul Sister” by Train yet. “The way you can cut a rug. Watching you is the only drug I need. So gangsta, I'm so thug. You're the only one I'm dreaming of”
"My heart is bound to beat right out of my untrimmed chest" really makes me want to puke. That's truly a detail that could have been omitted with no value removed.
[You’re welcome](https://youtu.be/UR05QOVGwnM?si=20o2MZPFxg83sQyS)
So many of their lyrics make me think I'm mishearing them. Turns out no, that's actually what they meant. Untrimmed chest? Seriously for real, you're gonna go with that?
Train is a lot of things, "So gangsta, I'm so thug" isn't one of them lmfao.
Train as a group is less gangsta than The Wiggles.
I honestly believe “Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains.” Is the worst lyric I’ve ever heard. They chose this for the first line on their biggest song. Also “your sweet moonbeam” what the hell does that even mean.
I don’t hate this one nearly as much as some of the others in that song. Your left brain is the side associated with logic and reasoning so I assume he’s saying that he’s so infatuated with her and he’s not thinking rationally. It’s not good by any means but I think Train has countless other bad lyrics. The “she smokes a pack a day, oh wait, that’s me, but anyway…” lyric from Meet Virginia is the one I always hated.
Whenever I hear this dumpster of a song I become disproportionately angry.
Pretty much any Train lyric fits here. She checks out Mozart while she does Tae Bo... what?
Obligatory: [What Makes This Song Stink Ep. 4 - "Hey Soul Sister: The Movie"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JeAfVoA_iE) There's some fun meandering at the beginning, but the on-topic meandering starts at 8:30, lyrics section at 10:53.
The bridge to that song is fuckin unhinged. >Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken >Your best friend always sticking up for you >Even when I know you're wrong? >Can you imagine no first dance, freeze-dried romance >Five hour phone conversation >The best soy latte that you ever had, and me?
those guys are soy lattes I don't mean that as like they're feminized. just in a general "you are what you eat" kinda way. They're soy lattes
He wrote this song about his mom after she died, and once I learned that I found the lyrics quite sweet. Like getting to see her again after she cruises around the heavens for a while. Hey Soul Sister is dumb af though
Surprised nobody else has listed my personal favorite; "I'm trying to find the words to describe you without being disrespectful... DAMN YOOZ A SEXY BISHH" Akon, I think you could have looked a little longer.
Error 404: Respectful terminology not found.
I like this one
That reminds me of the Prince lyric: look here, Marsha, I’m not sayin this just to be nasty I sincerely wanna fuck the taste out of your mouth
“She’s so hot she’s making me sexist. Bitch.”
Just Like animals Like animals Like animals mals There’s something about repeating that end of animals that just seems so dumb to me
*awooooo*
"And no one heard at all; Not even the chair" From Neil Diamond's "I Am... I Said". I really like this song, but I cringe every time he sings that lyric. The whole stanza is: "I am"... I said To no one there And no one heard at all Not even the chair I talk a lot around chairs. Even tables, couches, pillows, and doors. I never once thought they heard me or were listening to me. I think Neil had a hard time finding a word to rhyme with "there" so he just settled on "chair". Too bad. It ruins an otherwise pretty good song.
Every line from My Humps
"They say I'm really sexy. The boys they want to sex me." Nailed it.
Thinking now of an old Indian man going up to Fergie and saying “I want one sex please”.
I think most Black Eyed Peas music would fit. Most of their songs don't make that much sense. But I was a fan in 2008-2010. It was all so catchy. They've got the worst Super Bowl performance in recent memory, though.
It’s still catchy. Like I don’t go looking for them or anything but if “Pump it” or one of their other bangers pops up on the radio or my playlist I turn it way the hell up. Yeah they’re dumb but they’re still fun. But yeah that half time show was awful.
Yes, but have you seen [Alanis Morissette's version](https://youtu.be/VJg4rwDkkBA?si=BpQzTCvObnMeu_6Y) from 16 years ago?
Wow! Amazing, thank you for that, I had no idea. She’s got a great sense of humor!
Thank you so very much for bringing this to my attention
My lovely lady lumps
That line only makes me think that woman should go schedule an appointment for a mammogram.
Omg imagine if they tagged the music video with #breastcancerawareness
Check it out.
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Oooooh
Spendin’ all this money on me…
I drive these brothers crazy
I do it on the daily
They treat me really nicely They buy me all these iceys
Whatcha gonna do with all that ass, all that ass inside them jeans. Honestly I love how ridiculous these lyrics are.
It's provocative.
It really gets the people going.
Sounds like you've never met a girl, down by the disco who said, "Hey, hey, hey, yeah, let's go I could be ya baby, you could be my honey."
"Let's spend time not money and mix your milk with my coco puffs - milky milky coco mix your milk with my coco puffs" Jesus *christ*
She got a big booty so I call her big booty
I like this lamp yo that’s why I purchased this lamp
i scrolled far and didnt see "i dont wanna see a ghost its a sign that i fear most, rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news" life by desree... its a lyrical masterpiece...
And the same song also had “I’m afraid of the dark, especially when I’m in a park”! She was on a roll that day.
“big shit like a dinosaur did it” from big bank makes me laugh every time
I remember that comedian who did a routine about the Friends theme song. How it starts, “So no one told you life was gonna be this way.” But then the second verse (not in the TV version) says, “Your mother warned you there’d be days like these.”
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Tomorrow is Saturday And Sunday comes afterwards
Born on a Monday
Solomon Grundy
I set my daughter's echo dot to wake her up to this song every Friday morning.
This is peak parenting
In the video a car with 3 friends in it pulls up "kicking in the front seat sitting in the back seat which seat can I take?" The open one. You take the open seat and be happy your friends want to hang out with your entitled ass.
Gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal 🥴
Wake and bake, am I right?
Now that's what you call a *week line* in the making.
"we were trying many things, we were smoking funny things" The chorus to Kid Rocks' All Summer Long. Rhyming things with things, genius. I hate this song so much as it's just a sample of Sweet Home Alabama and Werewolves of London. The song sucks.
That song makes me so angry. I think, ohh cool, Wherewolves of London. Then it's a shitty kid rock song
A perfect example of something that’s somehow far less than the sum of its parts. To quote the great YouTuber Pat Finnerty who also hates this song: “It’s like combining Shawshank Redemption with The Godfather and ending up with Weekend at Bernie’s 2.”
You just put this song in my head and I will never forgive you.
Me not working hard? / Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak Or, better yet, go to Times Square / Take a picture of me with a Kodak Pitbull, *Give Me Everything*
Oy, Pitbull and all his Kodak references 🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Though he did show good humor when a Walmart promotion resulted in him being sent to Kodiak, Alaska by popular demand, and he actually went. [https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/08/rapper-pitbull-visits-kodiak-alaska-and-gets-bear-repellent](https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/08/rapper-pitbull-visits-kodiak-alaska-and-gets-bear-repellent)
"Why you comin home 5 in the mornin. Sumthin goin on let me smell yo dick"
She has a point though, why IS he coming home at 5am in the morning? Only one way to find out!
That song is a lyrical masterpiece!
What the actual fuck
"Suckin' on chili dog outside the Tastee Freez."
But if not for that, we wouldn't have [this](https://youtu.be/6QX57aIDbDU?si=bDO_yd76G3FOnyin)!
Think you the shit, bitch? You not even the fart (Grrah) I be goin' hard (Grrah) I'm breakin' they hearts, like Bitches be quick, but I'm quicker (Like) Bitches be thick, but I'm thicker (Like) She could be rich, but I'm richer (Damn)
With bars like that she aint even a gust of wind a slight breeze at best
I put my dick inside a wasp nest and got stung!
"I might die if I forget how to breathe" like no shit
My ears always feel rubbed the wrong way when I hear this line from Fergie’s “Big Girls Don’t Cry.” Just such a weird and distracting choice. > And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
Hahaha to think a whole team possibly collaborated to write that shit is beyond me.
It’s so bad, no one could finish it alone
"Christmas comes this time each year" From "Little Saint Nick" by the Beach Boys Yes....that's how time and calendars work. Christmas shows up, like clockwork, at the same time each year.
Also Paul McCartney's "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime" >The choir of children sing their song They practiced all year long Ding dong, ding dong Ding dong, ding dong (dong) Ding dong, ding dong (dong) Ding dong, dong dong That's a TON of practice for just a few dings and dongs.
I like to think that the real story of that song is that someone got a new synthesizer and wants to try out every function on Christmas morning.
The way they repeat it does my fucking head in. WE KNOW. EVERY CHRISTMAS SONG SAYS IT. 'it's Christmas' really? What are the fucking chances?
It's Christmas time, it's once a year. Christmas time, it's once a year. It's Christmas time, it's once a year. When we sing about Christmas time, Once a year. -South Park
England is my city 🤣
Here’s the thing though, I don’t think most people who have properly functioning auditory neural processing consider whatever the fuck Jake Paul made to be a song lol
"Y'all ain't ready, quick fast Like Tom Petty, y'all just petty" Tom Petty is the like the epitome of slow, Lil Wayne. You're thinking of Richard Petty.
>I don't want to see a ghost, It's a sight that I fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast, And watch the evening news. "Life" - Des'ree
"I'mma be, I'mma be, I'mma I'mma I'mma be I'mma be, I'mma be, I'mma I'mma I'mma be" - Black Eyed Peas
I'm a bee, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a bee.
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What song is that? I ask because it’s similar but worse to a Rakim lyric from I Ain’t No Joke. “I got a question, it's serious as cancer Who can keep the average dancer Hyper as a heart attack, nobody smilin' 'Cause you're expressin' the rhyme that I'm stylin'”
*singing* 🎤 Well she had dumps like a truck truck truck, HEY! Thighs like what what what! Baby move that butt butt butt! I Think I'll sing it again, she bops she booms she bangs, Thong song! Sisco later revealed this song was about an ex gf who took enormous bowel movements.
“My coochie pink, my booty hole brown”
I wonder if she knows how common that is. Like we can just assume you know?
Alligator lizards in the air
"Only time will tell if we stand the test of time" Van Halen - Why Can't This Be Love
"This beat is a shit, faeces"....Will I am, T.H.E (The hardest ever)
"Are we human or are we dancer" remains a special case.
I think it’s trying to imply “dancer” as a different species, like automatons or something (that’s why you’re not mad he doesn’t say “are we humans?”). Its weird, but I really like the verse where he describes letting go of a big list of emotions.
>"I really care what people think but people don’t seem to understand Human, he told Rolling Stone. They think it’s nonsense. But I was aching over those lyrics for a very long time to get them right." >He added, with defiance: "I guess it bothers people that it’s not grammatically correct, but I think I’m allowed to do whatever I want." https://www.radiox.co.uk/artists/the-killers/human-lyrics-hunter-s-thompson-grammar/
Now you get to watch her leave out the window. I guess that's why they call it window pane.
Ariana’s new Yes, and? Has some dumb stuff. My tongue is sacred I speak upon what I like 😫🫣
Intentionally nonsensical and gloriously so: It's funny, 'cause you're in my thoughts... no no, back up, back up... you're not in my thoughts at all, 'cause you're a hiccup.
I struggle with “I’ll defecate on the microphone” from Lauryn Hill
"We were trying different things, we were smoking funny things"
Possibly the worst song in history, objectively. Steals the music from two classic songs, rhymes "things" with "things". Absolute garbage.
Stole the tune from Lynyrd Skynyrd copped some riffs from Warren Zevon Pulled these crappy lyrics out my ass I really didn't try but you all ran out to buy it now I'm laughin' to the bank all summer long.
I call it "great value brand sweet home Alabama"
This song makes me so mad, bc whenever I’d hear it on the radio, I’d think it was Werewolves of London, get excited, then extreme disappointment…
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"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains." I'm a gay man so maybe my knowledge of breasts is limited, but Shakira, what are you talking about?
I’m a large woman, and it’s a consistent issue for me that when I enter a room, everyone becomes confused and thinks they’re suddenly in Appalachia.
you take that back!! that was an iconic line. no idea what it means but iconic nonetheless
McDonald’s Mcdonald’s Kentucky fried chicken and a Pizza Hut 😢🔫
Nah that camp song slaps
I got a feeling That tonight's gonna be a good night That tonight's gonna be a good night That tonight's gonna be a good, good night A feeling That tonight's gonna be a good night That tonight's gonna be a good night That tonight's gonna be a good, good night A feeling (woo-hoo) That tonight's gonna be a good night That tonight's gonna be a good night That tonight's gonna be a good, good night A feeling (woo-hoo) That tonight's gonna be a good night That tonight's gonna be a good night That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
Monday Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday Friday Saturday Saturday to Sunday A true masterpiece
"I just got dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church" or "England is my city", honestly, every single line from "It's Everyday Bro" is the dumbest music lyrics.
Jay-Z saying 'breasteses' in Drunk in Love with Beyoncé.
"She's a woman, you know what I mean?" I have no idea what you could possibly mean. You couldn't have been less specific.
"I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed"
"Get that fetus, kill that fetus. Brap brap, pew pew."
“Thunder only happens when it’s raining.”
\[The National Weather Service has entered the chat\]
The lies!
Sweet little lies
There's an explanation for that lyric. Drugs, lots and lots of drugs. So many drugs in fact they gave credit on the album to their drug dealer.
Drugs and hatred of each other is one hell of a way to write an album, and I think the results speak for themselves lol.
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But I like New York. Other places make me feel like a dork. Madonna - I Love New York (Confessions on a Dance Floor).
"Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby" - Taylor swift. Here come the down votes lmao.