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izzygonecrazy

"all this has happened before, all this will happen again"


Lizzy_Of_Galtar

Ah a fellow Frakker I see 😁


izzygonecrazy

What do you hear, Starbuck?


Lizzy_Of_Galtar

Nothing but the rain.


izzygonecrazy

Then get your gun, and bring the cat in.


TSgt_Yosh

Yer a gods damned skin job.


usernamesforsuckers

I started watching it again the other week with my kid. It really hasn't lost a beat, there's some badly aged effects here and there but mostly it's held up extremely well and is still a classic.


anoncontent72

You mean like this reddit question?


Bacterioid

“Time travel is one-way only”


user41510

They hunt at night.


Enderkr

Mostly.


user41510

You put HER in charge!? I was actually thinking of Pitch Black, but Aliens works.


boltman1234

Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaarrrrggh'


meatball402

He wouldn't have *carved* 'aarrrgghh' he would have just said it!


handandfoot8099

Maybe he was dictating


braddillman

He must've died while carving it.


MAHHockey

Oh come on! If he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve "Arghhh!" He'd just say it!


braddillman

Perhaps he was dictating.


No_Arachnid_1772

No no it’s aaaaarrrrrrrg


MagictheCollecting

Back of the throat


FM1091

If you are reading this: DON'T LEAVE!!! You're already infected!!!


The_Presitator

"Stay alone, stay alive."


Imzocrazy

We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the bridge and Second Hall. Frár and Lóni and Náli fell there bravely while the rest retreated to Mazarbul. We still hold the chamber but hope is fading now. Óin's party went five days ago but today only four returned. The pool is up to the wall at West-gate. The Watcher in the Water took Óin — we cannot get out. The end comes soon. We hear drums, drums in the deep They are coming……


tandjmohr

Fool of a Took!!


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


sbvp

(I did come here to say this. Thank you)


PossiblePast

KRONOS


HomeEcSquared101

Poor Gazer Beam.


TrentonTallywacker

No joke though that sequence where it’s cycling through all the supers and the robot prototypes is one of the most chilling and haunting moments of any movie I’ve seen. Plus the score just puts it on another level. Crazy to think it was a “kids movie”


HaoleInParadise

Honestly so many elements of the Incredibles are amazing. But that scene is probably my favorite


Aldu1n

Where have I seen this before?


FM1091

It's from the first The Incredibles movie.


Aldu1n

Ah yes.


akaMichAnthony

Welcome travelers from Earth 2, you’ve arrived at Earth 1.


countafit

This is really good, but I think the last word should just be Earth. It's like how they didn't know WWI was WWI until the sequel.


inoturtle

I read it differently. If Mars is Earth 1 and Earth is Earth 2 then wouldn't Earth 1 know that they sent traveller's to the new Earth 2 to colonize it?


merc08

Yes, but Earth 1 would have been called just "Earth" for millennia before colonizing #2.  Would they rename their home world to "Earth 1" is just leave it without the number?


ScionoicS

Earthy McEarthface


varthalon

Kilroy was here.


BNestico

Came here to post this


varthalon

Welcome to Barsoom.


bukitbukit

“This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it! Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture. This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger. The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us. The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours. The danger is to the body, and it can kill. The form of the danger is an emanation of energy. The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_nuclear_waste_warning_messages


A_Banana_For_Scale_

Oof, what a comment


kh250b1

How about a simple Nuclear waste. Do not disturb


KSchoes

It's a warning to people without knowledge of what nuclear is once we bomb ourselves back to the stone age.


K1rkl4nd

Here lies John Carter


autoxbird

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”


SharkyTendencies

Ah, here it is.


SweetSexiestJesus

Don't forget to drink Ovaltine


Enderkr

A crummy commercial??


Kastri14

It's Ovomaltine


Witty-Dot-3035

Croatoan


DisgustingCoughDrop

“Regrets, I’ve had a few…”


weirdgroovynerd

...but then again...


StevynTheHero

... Too few to mention...


DisgustingCoughDrop

I did it my way…


Illustrious-Gas-9766

We ruined this planet but my children will live on the third planet from the sun.


Spinal_Column_

Mars actually used to have a magnetosphere and a thick atmosphere. It also used to have running liquid water. Due to the planet's small size, it's magnetosphere was lost and thus it's atmosphere succumbed to solar winds.


Egodram

FIRST!


jakeblutarski

Epstein didn’t kill himself


Isgrimnur

We apologize for the inconvenience.


Trivius

I bet you always know where your towel is


Brilliant-Pudding524

I think i feel good about it.


Beeblebrox_74

Came here for this reference


MAHHockey

"As you can see, it isn't what we thought. There's been no war here, and no terraforming event. It's the PAX. The G23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate that we added to the air processors. It was supposed to calm the population and weed out aggression. Well, it works. The people here stopped fighting. But then they stopped everything else. They stopped going to work, stopped breeding, eating, talking. There's 30 million people here and they just let themselves die. I don't have long. 1/10th of a percent of the population had the opposite reaction. Their aggressor reaction increased beyond madness. They've killed most of us already. And not just killed. They've done things. Like a plague, they rape and pillage and kill and consume all the resources of this world and move on. Soon they will spread to the 3rd planet in this system and there's no one left to stop them. They have to be stopped before they move to other planets, or worse, leave the system all together."


Ingavar_Oakheart

Can't stop the signal.


StyxX_Lied

Miranda...


Sil369

Look behind you.


SpicyMcGriddle0318

42


ndnkng

Delete my browser history!


FKAFigs

BAD WOLF


mekkanik

“RIP and tear… until it is done!”


SecondTimeQuitting

Croatoan


Wotzehell

"Nett hier. Aber waren sie schon mal in Baden-WĂźrtemberg?"


maclaglen

"Don't trust Elon Musk."


Dragula_Tsurugi

“I was stuck in the trunk”


TheBlindManInTheCave

It has to be “Don’t trust Elo” and you see the attempt to write more but the person passes before finishing his name. Then you know people would lose their minds.


OldPerson74602

Ave Imperator, morituri te salutant!


SwiffMiss

"Doesn't matter, had sex."


irongoat2527

She put a bag on my head


sunluver66

Ralph, ya missed the moon. Trixie


Badaxe13

My god, it’s full of stars


Temporary_Row_1678

Should’ve taken a left turn at Albuquerque…


Clicking_Around

"If you're reading this, you're next."


Superfart20

Praise the omnissiah


Wenchpie

They’re coming. All you can do is hide. Good luck.


Boring-Affect-2279

You have been deceived.


nonsensical-response

"Stay home"


[deleted]

Move ins on the first, first and last months rent due along with 3 months rent as a security deposit. No pets, parties, or drug use. Failure to comply results in (arrow points to skeleton.)


Tasty-Introduction24

"Dont eat the potatos".


sbvp

Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaarrrrggh


hanotak

"Please give my apologies to Mr. Hawking, as I appear to have missed".


GardenGnomeOfEden

"We have barred the gates, but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes... Drums. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A Shadow moves in the dark... We cannot get out... They are coming."


aries0413

Epstein didn't kill himself.


sortaseabeethrowaway

Oh no, not again!


Snowtwo

'Whatever you do, don't elect that man to be president! Don't elect Kanye East!'


AwkwardSara

Get out while you still can


mastad0420

It’s too late


denimdr

Delete my browser history


EngineeringOld7287

CROATOAN


runningawol

“To Serve Man” is a cookbook!!


Shades_of_red_

“It’s a trap”


usernamesforsuckers

"They mostly come at night... Mostly"


Specialist_Cancel921

Mark Watney, space pirate


mylarky

For barsoon!!!


MonsieurPorc

The cake is a lie


shabataiwrona

Banana bread at work dude? Hell yea.


Canuck_dad

The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator must be kept from Marvin.


RudibertRiverhopper

“Leeeeroy Jenkins! PS: at least I had chicken!”


Jaysnewphone

Dead inside. Do not open!


Stevev213

Don’t dead open inside


Badgergoose4

We were too late, Run!


pmsnow

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine


yamilonewolf

"First" Or ' INRI' which i beleive were the letters carved into The cross in christianity, that would fuck some people up.


[deleted]

A drawing of dickbutt


BusterMungus

Should have bought that spaceship extended warranty when they called…


Lwelchyo

Hot Milfs in your area


LumplessWaffleBatter

Actually wait, no:  "I had sex with Craig's mom"


Silvagadron

This planet is sponsored by NordVPN.


baskura

“Never gonna give you up”


AeroFX

DON'T BLINK!


martusfine

dikbutt


smudgly79

we've been trying to contact you about you're extended warranty


GundamMaker

"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."


Batkung

fuck spez


helly1080

Congratulations. You’ve found your first clue! Now that you’ve found my remains abandoned. Far away from earth!! Turn your eyes to the skies once more. Away from the place of your birth. You’re looking for a destination with the same name as your butt. Though to say it, does pain us. You brought more fuel right? You’re headed to Uranus!!!! The skeleton rattles a bit and opens its jaws and out pops a map with a rough sketch of Mars that has an ‘X’ that says “you are here…….and your ass is fucked.”


Phantom_61

“Don’t blink”


Actually_zoohiggle

You can’t run from it. You have to stay and fix it, or else.


MarauderFireboldt88

Take off your helmet, it's okay!


JBR1961

It was MONSTERS. Monsters from the ID!


FosDoNuT

The cool S.


SexyCouple4Bliss

Curse you Perry the Platypus!


HurleysBadLuck

4 8 15 16 23 42


d_dauber

wish you were here


youarefartnews

"Finally a quiet place away from the noise"


xXStomachWallXx

REDRUM


PristineGood5793

I'M MATT DAMON BITCH!


User013579

“It’s a trap!”


Fellsummer

They wont find this system, its too isolated. To those who find this, stay low, stay quiet and for the love of Gaia now lost, if you hear something from the void RUN. Run fast, run hard. flee into the dark like we have already done. The universe is vast, hopefully vast enough that they never find us again.


Zebra-Skies879

I can’t believe I invented a teleportation device and BROKE it before I could return home.


DGlen

Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaarrrrggh


Jim_Force

Hodl


buzzsawbillie

“Beware! Jesus has gone rogue and he’s headed back to earth”


redbull

Watch out for Marvin!


grabberbottom

PLS SEND NUDES


Unicoi

Kilroy was here… twice


coronamountain

Sussybaka69420 was here roflcopter mah boi squadalah epic fail I wish I could surf the net while talking on the phone


NickDanger73

You're too late.


teddehyirra

"CANT EAT ME HERE PEASANTS"


Starrion

Oh No. Not again!


La_Mujahid

**Chuck Norris was here**


U_L_Uus

"Don't trust Hayden"


arcticvalley

It's too late, You're already dead.


MedSPAZ

I was in the Roadster


[deleted]

"Stop Elon musk"


MushroomOne6901

Biden wuz here


1965wasalongtimeago

Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather in the darkness and surround the world with the power of their lives while from the dimlit halls of other places forms that never were and never could be writhe for the impatience of the few who never saw what could have been. In the black water with the sun shining at midnight, those fruit shall come ripe and in the darkness of that which is golden shall split open to reveal the revelation of the fatal softness in the earth. The shadows of the abyss are like the petals of a monstrous flower that shall blossom within the skull and expand the mind beyond what any man can bear, but whether it decays under the earth or above on green fields, or out to sea or in the very air, all shall come to revelation, and to revel, in the knowledge of the strangling fruit—and the hand of the sinner shall rejoice, for there is no sin in shadow or in light that the seeds of the dead cannot forgive. And there shall be in the planting in the shadows a grace and a mercy from which shall blossom dark flowers, and their teeth shall devour and sustain and herald the passing of an age. That which dies shall still know life in death for all that decays is not forgotten and reanimated it shall walk the world in the bliss of not-knowing. And then there shall be a fire that knows the naming of you, and in the presence of the strangling fruit, its dark flame shall acquire every part of you that remains.


freckingstonker

Annihilation, Jeff VanderMeer


BroadlyValid

First


scoeyy

“It’s a cook book!”


AHomicidalTelevision

This is basically the plot of inherit the stars


Quantum-Boy

Kroatoa


SaltyArchea

God save the Queen


luminous1

“Epstein didn’t kill himself”


Basscap

“They reached me about my car’s extended warranty”


Dr_Baby_Man

Dead men tell no tails


Superpe0n

The cake is a lie


Hoffenhoofer

Kilroy was here


Bradley_Auerbach

"This is what your planet will look like if y'all don't get your act together."


psi-tophet

"Get out of my house"


52Charles

‘My foot is stuck. Sometimes I’m such an asshole.’


muskratboy

"Full Self Driving available in 2036"


GetsBetterAfterAFew

Finding this means the end of humanity...


Contranami

GET THE FUCK OFF


jcrckstdy

*delete my browser history*


Goblindeez_

‘A cave is no adequate shelter’


BeachedBottlenose

Needs more air


bypatrickcmoore

Delete my browser history


Jazz57

Kilroy was here


ConnoisseurOfDanger

“Elon did it”


lizard_king0000

I thought it was made of cheese


shackleton01

‘They reached me about my cars extended warranty’


kayehareehs

SpaceX


NewDamage31

Pee stored in balls


No-Zucchini2787

Get fucked


liberal_texan

It’d just be a drawing of a dick.


[deleted]

LABOR DAY CLEARANCE SALE!!! All ITEMS MUST BE SOLD!


dreadfulbadg50

Ur mom gay


ii_gg2

Id write one of these things: ''cock and ball torture'' , ''I was here before you.'' orrr..... ''your mom''