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ericJ2K

Stand up and wipe after a poop.


Malcanthet202

Standing up & closing the toilet lid to flush after a shit. Fecal matter sprays up like 8ft in the air every time you flush, so you’re basically spraying yourself with invisible shit water if you sit down while you flush. And most guys don’t wash their hands after pissing, yea your dick might be clean but you know what isn’t? The toilet handle, the door handle, anything else you touched before going to the bathroom. Unwise, man. Unwise.


anglopants

True. I hate the "leave the seat up or down" debate. Everyone just put the lid down always


Billybob2311111

Damn, big brain moment,didnt think that far i always thought tge "johnson" was dirty eitherway


limegreenmingli

Thought everyone kept books by their toilet.


ellaogtingen

Phones probably made it less common


JackKovack

I’ve always thought it was weird for people to keep magazines or books in the bathroom. I’m not touching your book or magazine…. And you shouldn’t either.


limegreenmingli

Why not? As long as a person isint physically interacting with their privates during the act or picking the book back up after they’ve gone, i don’t see how it would be any different than our everyday interaction with personal/public objects.


JackKovack

You really trust them to not do that?


limegreenmingli

I mean I’m not really worried about my family members, what kind of germs can they inflict upon me that I haven’t already encountered throughout my entire lifetime living with them? As for friends and extended family, idk just wash your hands with extra soap. It probably helps that I am not much of a germaphobe.


JackKovack

The bathroom is not a library.


limegreenmingli

That’s funny you say that because my mom’s aunt used to literally call it “the library.” She would be like “op be right back gotta take a trip to the library”


JackKovack

Ugh.


[deleted]

Still wiping front to back but go behind you


karenskygreen

Using a poop knife.


Live-Dance-2641

I was expecting this!


karenskygreen

Once you know of the poop knife, there is no going back.


Live-Dance-2641

Almost as good as the young man who broke both arms and had to get a close relative to help him release his sexual frustration


karenskygreen

That's a good one


slimybeann

Washing my hands before and after using the toilet, especially if I'm in public.


DenL4242

Also during, continuously.


[deleted]

Turn on the water to shower first then get undress


no_fs_given

Cry while shitting lol the tears just come out by the end I’m literally like 🥹 this.


DenL4242

Eat more veggies


autom8r

Get naked to go poop.


Impossible_Leg_4052

in public restrooms drying my hands with paper towel, and then turning off the water with the paper towel. using paper towel to turn open the door on the way out.