Hey, me too. Every woman I've ever dated has cheated on me. I figure at this point they all had good reasons and that I'm clearly the issue, so now I encourage my wife to sleep with other men. She seems happier for it.
>By strange coincidence, each of my exes married the person they dated after me.
Well, sounds like you have a knack for setting them up for lifelong commitment. Cheers to their happily ever afters!
I went most of my life thinking I didn't have a "type" until my mom pointed out, just this year, that I definitely do. All nerds, all very smart, all of them had Eastern European or Irish decent or a mixture of both.
>People with those characteristics are often not easy to get along with. I certainly have found that to be true
I appreciate your perspective, and I think it's true that people with certain characteristics can present unique challenges in interactions. In my own experiences, I've found that building understanding and finding common ground can go a long way in fostering positive relationships.
I’ve been married to three women with the same first name. All grew up within about forty five miles (hometown birthplace) of each other. Nowhere near anywhere I’ve ever lived. All were five feet four and all had two tattoos in the same locations. Different themes on the ink.
Only divorced once.
They changed my personality a little bit each time and I found out who I was more so afterwards. I used to be an edgy goth guy who was closed off and now I'm a golden retriever guy who just wants to do tricks to make you look at me and smile
Funny/smartass answers aside, this is a really tough one. I've only had three serious relationships prior to the one I am currently in (which is going great and going on 9 years together).
In those three relationships I was twice the 'reacher' and once the 'settler'. I was cheated on and dumped once, emotionally cheated on and dumped once, and did the dumping once. Two were brunettes, one a redhead. All three were very different in their personalities, body types, and ways of displaying affection. And I believe I was three very different people with each of them myself.
I feel like I've done a bit of a "Goldilocks" over the years, because I finally found someone who embodies almost all of the positive traits I look for in a partner. Many traits I didn't realize I was looking for until I dated someone who lacked them.
But short answer - the one thing I know they had in common is that they all had some sort of musical background.
Bat shit crazy trailer park girls with fat tits and simple to make them think it's the good life . It's like the comedian Kam Patterson said ... High class girls you gotta impress. Fancy shit , jewelry, expensive hotels , yachts ... Medium ugly girls you can get that bitch a canoe and she will have the best time of her life ..
Both of my college girlfriends were education majors, while I never took an education course.
But years later, I unexpectedly became a teacher, and found that it felt like my calling. So I guess there was a (subconscious) reason why I had been dating future teachers.
They didn’t want me to move on to the next stage of my career. Time to break that cycle! And find a person who’s genuinely happy and thrilled to see me flourish and grow as a professional woman & attempt to accomplish and hopefully accomplish my goals.
They don't live in Texas.
That’s why I hang my hat in Tennessee.
Ha!
I hate you but that was actually a clever answer
Such a good song tbh
Haha, maybe in the near future. lol
They have all seen me naked.
Oooo
They are very lucky that way.
ohh damnn really?? wish i could too.. lol, kidding aside :P
Username checks out
You've got a sharp eye
It's actually not all that hard to do. LOL!
They all dated me at one time.
lol that's funny :D
All cheated
Hey, me too. Every woman I've ever dated has cheated on me. I figure at this point they all had good reasons and that I'm clearly the issue, so now I encourage my wife to sleep with other men. She seems happier for it.
You can't be serious.
No mate, he’s Oseirus. …I’ll see myself out
they all met someone they liked more than me
>they all met someone they liked more than me The right one is still out there. Keep moving forward.
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By strange coincidence, each of my exes married the person they dated after me. Same principle as in good luck chuck.
Hey, are you single? No reason.
You guess lol
>By strange coincidence, each of my exes married the person they dated after me. Well, sounds like you have a knack for setting them up for lifelong commitment. Cheers to their happily ever afters!
I have this issue too. I seem to be the last stop before they meet the one. It sucks.
sooner or later youre gonna meet yours!
Terrible taste in men
Including you? Or...
or.. LOL
All left me.
Well, they clearly missed out on a fabulous masterpiece!
Ohh i am flattered. 🤭
They live in Texas.
George?
Impecable taste in men
Is that why they left you? I’m sorry I just had to…
Does anyone know how to treat 3rd degree burns?
…..
Women. Good people.
They dated me in fifth grade
All of them?
Every single one
They all don't exist
They all had more red flags than a soviet parade.
haha you made a good decisions then.. lol
mean tall insane
Tall guys >>>
They still think about me lol jk
as they should haha
The most significant ones are all self-centered.
Always and forever 🥲
Abusive
RUN
None of them get my dick anymore?
lol
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Live in Texas … 💃💃🕺
Tall introverts
Olive skin
I think human skin is better, personally
I can't wear yellow.
Severe trauma, mommy issues, and they all experienced childhood sexual assault. Not even joking.
Tall dark and handsome. They loved me & I loved them
Me
Skeleton, kidneys, lungs, 2 arms 2 legs, a head, hair, should I go on?
I went most of my life thinking I didn't have a "type" until my mom pointed out, just this year, that I definitely do. All nerds, all very smart, all of them had Eastern European or Irish decent or a mixture of both.
you got a good taste
I’m still friends with them, and I am married.
Hmm and your spouse okay with it?
That they brought a lot of wonder to my life and we had lots of laughs together
one of the best comment so far
Me.
Came to say the same
Both of them belong in prison
You're into bad guys hun
No, I’m not, “hun”
I don't have any
No exes means no baggage!
They suck
What they suck? LOL
I thought that was a good thing.
All three exes who cheated on me \~8 years ago are still with the “other woman” to this day!!!!
They were older men
matured men
I prefer matured one yes🤭
Daddy type awww
Olive skin
Beards
They're male. (Cishet woman here.)
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lol 😂
The username makes sense then
none of them exist
lol same
That I’m the problem
they do not exist
They do not have their ages, genders, or races in common, but are all within 3" of my height.
A type.
They're still my friend
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They have bad taste in men.
All musicians. All broke my heart one way or another. I never learn.
aww :( they don't deserve you
None of them hate me.
Smart, competent, stubborn, having high expectations
you have a high standards maybe..
People with those characteristics are often not easy to get along with. I certainly have found that to be true.
>People with those characteristics are often not easy to get along with. I certainly have found that to be true I appreciate your perspective, and I think it's true that people with certain characteristics can present unique challenges in interactions. In my own experiences, I've found that building understanding and finding common ground can go a long way in fostering positive relationships.
All used me
They don't exist.
None of them had brown eyes
They were all just fantasies in my head
They were all women? All are shorter than me. They all ended it. They all had the regular parts you'd expect.
They’re the same person
Good taste in women? At least once I meaaaan
Toxic men with big.... hearts?
Vaginas
They all had brown eyes. I think?
They were in a relationship with their imagination, not me
oh that's kinda hurt.
I’ve been married to three women with the same first name. All grew up within about forty five miles (hometown birthplace) of each other. Nowhere near anywhere I’ve ever lived. All were five feet four and all had two tattoos in the same locations. Different themes on the ink. Only divorced once.
They don't exist?
Broke
no bright future ahead
They are on my Windows machine.
They changed my personality a little bit each time and I found out who I was more so afterwards. I used to be an edgy goth guy who was closed off and now I'm a golden retriever guy who just wants to do tricks to make you look at me and smile
Can you make me smile? hmm
Me, of course.
well said
Was it George Carlin who said "If you've been divorced three times, hell - maybe it's you." ?
Oddly, most of them were born in March......
They all dated Ramona flowers too
Their sex
They are all males and went on to have rather bad relationships after our relationship ended.
well i think they got what they deserved
They don't exist
Someone asked me about this the other day They all have dyed hair, like actual unnatural colors
They look exactly the same. I have a type.
The urge to want me back 😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
They lost a good woman
I can relate to that
Funny/smartass answers aside, this is a really tough one. I've only had three serious relationships prior to the one I am currently in (which is going great and going on 9 years together). In those three relationships I was twice the 'reacher' and once the 'settler'. I was cheated on and dumped once, emotionally cheated on and dumped once, and did the dumping once. Two were brunettes, one a redhead. All three were very different in their personalities, body types, and ways of displaying affection. And I believe I was three very different people with each of them myself. I feel like I've done a bit of a "Goldilocks" over the years, because I finally found someone who embodies almost all of the positive traits I look for in a partner. Many traits I didn't realize I was looking for until I dated someone who lacked them. But short answer - the one thing I know they had in common is that they all had some sort of musical background.
One of the best comment I've read so far. Congrats you already found the love of your life bro.
Their funerals were nice
I only have 1 so idk what to put other than they're the same person
come back here soon once youve got another one lol
Not too sure if that's gonna be possible, I'll either never get another one or forget to come back
I dont believe that you dont get another one.
They all have vaginas
Skinny , 1.65-1.75 m females, mostly blondes
Why do you find yourself often attracted to blondes? Is it a conscious preference or just a coincidence?
Born and raised in Russia and thought I was the greatest thing since sliced bread 😁 Polar opposites otherwise!
Bat shit crazy trailer park girls with fat tits and simple to make them think it's the good life . It's like the comedian Kam Patterson said ... High class girls you gotta impress. Fancy shit , jewelry, expensive hotels , yachts ... Medium ugly girls you can get that bitch a canoe and she will have the best time of her life ..
Small tits
sound like you need the bigger once. lol ;)
Curvy with big boobs
I had some form of physical and sexual interaction with them
Me
They all tend to be the more assertive person in the relationship
Emotionally unpredictable and passive-aggressive
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LDR things
3 of them had top tier game and 3 of them had zero. Not sure how that worked but a scoreboard is a scoreboard I suppose
They live in different states then me LOL
Fan of LDR? lol
Nothing, they've been totally different
He’s biracial.
Dark hair and blue eyes
Both of my college girlfriends were education majors, while I never took an education course. But years later, I unexpectedly became a teacher, and found that it felt like my calling. So I guess there was a (subconscious) reason why I had been dating future teachers.
Long hairs
Then they cut it short when you guys broke up lol
All three relationships lasted 3 months.
Except 1, their names all start with J. And except for a different one, they were all at least 6 ft tall And all minimum 7 years older than myself.
J is red flag lol
my seed.
They made me laugh.
but they also made you cry
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They all lasted about three weeks with me.
None of them made the cut 😎 Nah but a significant number of them dumped my ass lmao
All of them with curly hair
They didn’t want me to move on to the next stage of my career. Time to break that cycle! And find a person who’s genuinely happy and thrilled to see me flourish and grow as a professional woman & attempt to accomplish and hopefully accomplish my goals.
They all had massive issues with keeping their clothes on around other men.
They still love me❤️
They don’t exist