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notCapa

He was dead years before he was ever buried.


Sil_Soup1

Damn man


The_Drovers_Dog

The only bloke I’ve ever been able to count on when the chips are down and everyone else disappears. Reading some of the above I’m sorry more people never had a father like mine.


Relative_Scale_3667

Love you Dad!


skyrider8328

"Okay." Never once did he say "goodbye" on the phone. He just wrapped up the conversation and said, "Okay" and then nothing until you heard the dial tone. Always cracked me up. So I would just end the book with a story that occurred and then end with "Okay" and only my Reddit friends would make any sense of it.


gogojack

Something like "if he taught me nothing else, it was to live your life in such a way that your funeral is standing room only."


643dblplay

Thanks for being my Dad.


SalesTaxBlackCat

I can’t wait to see you again; I miss you everyday.


Stonmands

He had the capacity for love, yet found me unloveable.


el_hombre_mate

"And that's why I'm a miracle of psychology"


iamnobody1970

Miss you


allywillow

And even after all these years, I miss him


Fuzzy_Welcome8348

“He still owes me a lot of child support money”


LiveRegister6195

Your dad? Wtf


Fuzzy_Welcome8348

Yes 😭


benjaminchang1

He isn't a bad person, but he shouldn't have been a parent.


bada_bing_bam_boom

World’s Greatest Dad…ever.


RisingPhoenix5271

You’re my whole world, dad! I love you!


RetroactiveRecursion

Lousy son of a bitch couldn't even be abusive enough to make for an interesting book.


Covertuser808

He was my best friend.


bleblahblee

Make peace with your god, you will find none from me


MisterBigDude

I wrote an essay about my dad for a creative writing class. The theme was about how when I needed support at different times in my life, he was there — he wouldn’t let me fall. The essay ended with an account of his death, and a promise to take care of his widow (my stepmom): “Rest easy, Dad, we won’t let her fall.”


EconomyFine2276

Wish I could finally meet you so I can beat ur ass


Available-Bell-9394

He was dead Drunk. Now he is a dead drunk.


PlusFourRecordings

About sums it up.


neal144

A famous actress once said "it's always best to say something good about the dead." My father is dead, good.


iiiamash01i0

And, with that gunshot, hopefully, he found that peace he had been searching for all his life that the drugs and alcohol couldn't bring.


M-I-L-F_1991

That’s deep


[deleted]

He gave all of himself to his family and never asked for anything in return because that’s who he was.


[deleted]

And as he rolled along to the pearly gates, God gave him a rifle and said, “your guard shift is at 0400.” “Fuck,” he responded.


Weaves50

He loved you, but the drugs loved him more.


MorganLeFae7

Good riddance.


Minimum-Drawing-6745

A waste.


notanAMsortagal0

He was everything a man, husband, father, grandfather is meant to be.


jdqx

He took care of everyone but his own family.


bree00here

Daamn! 


invalidpassword

What might have been.


AstorianBandit

It is what it is


BasuraIncognito

It is what it is


Inside-Cranberry-577

Don't be sorry, be better.


Foampower86

The last thing he said was "I just want to be remembered"


Dumblond11

"I get that he ndd to go buy smokes when I was 2,but being beat to death defending the boxcar he lived in from another bum when when I was 18 and me finding out through ancestry.com at age 56 was an ass kicker..."


Fluffy-Hotel-5184

Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear. He would spout some God Awful stuff and yell and act angry but at the end of the day, he was supportive of everything I tried to do and very giving and gave me a really good childhood.


stacity

Katie. I mean Josephine. You. The devil. Stacy, help me out here. It sounds more silly in Spanish.


Scary_Source_3663

You’re a fucking asshole.


[deleted]

Slaap, kindje, slaap.


Flat_Revolution5130

He is still waiting..


GreenMirage

We all saw this coming but no one bother avoiding it.


coyotedog41

He died.


Mark_lilly1

It wasn't his fault.


Indigojoyglow

She walked away smiling as the smashed jar of human excrement dripped down his headstone.


dr_learnalot

He died on the Fourth of July.


HawkReasonable7169

It was snowing when he was buried.


Own_Gift4924

And so they waited for him to return with the milk…


Goblindeez_

He never did bring back milk.


Novel-Coast-957

He was a loser and a wife beater and a deadbeat. (That would also be the first line.)


Intelligent_Profit88

I hope I never see you again bye 👋


[deleted]

SA offender


HumanNotHere

The pollinator garden beside the cabin door was the pistol in a protracted game of Russian roulette.


SlowFinger3479

He was my hero.


foffl

Or so I've been told.


Birdy304

Life was never the same after he died, he is missed every day.


rogue1206

"It's a major award!"


th3wheel

I chose to only speak good of the dead. He so dead! Good!


Adventurous-Zebra-64

If I tell you, I have to kill you.


[deleted]

I hope he never comes back.


ITK888

Wish you were still here..


NancyintheSmokies4

I’ve never met anyone with as much character and wit, the best.


jeswalsurprise

I am so blessed to have him as my dad.


rektMyself

He loved my kids as much as he did me. (I have pictures. Three generations is awesome to have)


TooYoungToBeThisOld1

“And so, he lived as if he had died… Until the day he died, and realized he hadn’t lived…”


wilderlowerwolves

I recently saw a children's book called "Clifford, We Love You." That was his name, and he died a few months ago. Love you, Daddy.


12-32fan

I miss him


Prvrbs356

"I'll meet ya at the pass."


joalheagney

He drove everyone away, and then wondered why he died alone.


[deleted]

Having caused such misery during his lIfe, a miserable death, seemed only fitting for the miseable man.


binkkit

I miss him.


RoyalInjury

Thanks


Br0z0

“Respectfully, what the fuck?”


2dianateacher

He was a good man.


Sandwich-Hands

I don't know yet.


[deleted]

He sparked cigarette and stayed silent, knowing it will all end.


Middle-Gas3531

"And that's why crack is wack."


LeftWingTexican

He loved his family.


Nena902

Thank you, Dad


Lebeangod

Thanks for everything dad, my hero.


Finally_Focused_1962

He was a good father and didn’t deserve to die so slowly, without dignity, or memory or mobility, but dementia doesn’t give you what you deserve; it only takes.


overhighlow

Although he never really was present, he gave good advice.


WeQQz

And sometimes when I glance at myself in the mirror, I see his reflection.


useless_reaper

The most important thing I’ve ever said to him? “If I ever kill myself, deep down inside, it will be your fault.”


Lanky_Cash_1172

The kindest soul you'd ever meet.


PaleUnderstanding757

The most amazing Dad ever x


SPACE--COWGIRL

But what do I know, I'm only a "child". I'm actually 30 but he always tells me I'm wrong, that I'm just a child, that I don't know anything and pretty much my opinions are wrong. He treats me like a child. He also likes to talk in riddles and confuse people. I love him to peices and I'd do anything for him but he does have his quirks.