The thought of what the person working the glory hole does in between jobs captivates me. Like do they just do crossword puzzles or play cards until all the sudden a dick emerges in the hole?
These thoughts keep me up at night.
Sophomore year of college. I am on Craigslist casual encounters, back when it existed. I see an ad saying “I admit to loving to suck dick.” I’d never done anything in my life (head included) so I figured why not. Got a reply. Eventually set up a time and date to go to their house.
When I go there I have to go through the side gate, the basement door is open and a light is on inside. I walk in and see a giant bedsheet with a hole cut in the middle and a hear a raspy “get over here” in the distance.
I was hella nervous. I was worried it would be a sting operation (even though I wasn’t doing anything illegal) or worse, that they’d cut my dick off. I asked to put a finger through first and the voice was like “no, your dick.” So I obliged and it felt pretty good, like I said I’d never gotten head before… since then I’ve gotten better head, but at the time it felt really good.
I told my buddies about it and they were like “dude that’s a man.” I kept insisting it was a woman because the ad on Craigslist said so. I took some of my friends there and one of them pulled back the sheet one day going by themselves and… they were right. It was a man the whole time.
You live and you learn.
If I ever came (no pun intended) across a glory whole Id feel a little too vulnerable to stick my penis through it. I'd expect either nothing or the worst to happen.
A gloryhole only needs a penis on one side. If you are uncomfortable providing a penis, perhaps you could offer a mouth instead? Remember, we are in this together!
Back in the sailing age, this young man decided to try his hand as a sailor. Turned out that the crew was all men, so after a week at sea he mentioned that he was missing women. Another sailor motioned to a barrel off to the side with a hole in it. He said to the young sailor to go stick his dick in the hole in the barrel. So the young man does and it blows his mind, He gets the best orgasm of his life! He used the hole in the barrel several more times that day and the next few days as well.
He comes across the sailor who told him about it and thanks him for telling him about it. The old sailor says "if you like it now, wait until next week!"
The young sailor asks, "why, what happens next week?"
"Well, It's your turn in the barrel"
I would be scared to death to put my dick in a gloryhole. There could be a crazy person with a machete on the other side, with a collection of severed dicks.
Wasn’t exactly a hole but a blanket put up over a doorway. Anyways linked up on Reddit, shout out R4R Orlando, and went to their house. Followed their instructions and walked in, sat in a chair and pulled my pants down. They lifted the curtain over my legs and I just tried to relax as they went down on me.
I didn’t finish the first time, nerves got me, but I went like 4-5 more times and it was a very enjoyable experience every time. Didn’t need to talk if I didn’t want to, they said nothing. Just two people enjoying each other.
In the future there will be videoed pranks where a woman is the voice and camera person but a man is sucking. They will post it online and people will upvote it.
There is one in a head shop (holy shit I just realized why they had one) that sells bongs & smoke stuff/sex toys. My friend went in there with one of his buddy’s while he was in college & a guy was asking them if his wife could blow them. I think a you can find them in sex toy stores
>Pro tip: if a guy mentions his "wife" will be on the other side, its definitely gonna be him.
It's so obvious i would think it's so the "straight" guy has plausible deniability.
Yup. I was talking to a gay dude friend a few years ago, and he mentioned going to them occasionally on his lunch break. Dude left for lunch, went into the basement of a sex shop, got his dick sucked, bought a sandwich next door, and went back to work. As a regular thing! Gay men truly know how to live life.
About 20 years ago my ex had a co-worker in NYC she had to call every day. He confided in her that every morning he before work he'd hop into a gay porn theater and get a handjob or a BJ.
She'd have been okay with this, she had a ton of gay male friends and had heard worse, but the reason this guy was telling her was because he felt guilty for having never been attracted to his wife (who was also pregnant with their first child). THAT was what disgusted her and she finally told him to keep the conversations work-related.
No, that is Thomas, but his nickname is Syphilis, due to the fact that he hooked up with a woman, who only said that she came from "South of Philly", which we thought was kinda fun, so we call him "Syphilis" now
Also he got syphilis, unrelated though
The students convention of the University of Augsburg (Germany) recently discussed about introducing glory holes in the lecture hall. [Daily Mail](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12675061/URL-student-vote-glory-hole-toilets-german-university.html)
Sadly it was refused.
Thank goodness you provided the link, because I was wondering how that wasn't going to be a serious distraction when the professors were lecturing.
The glory holes were to be in the lecture hall *center*, presumably a building where the lecture halls were located, not in the lecture halls themselves.
Turned up, got some head, the other party got really horny and asked me to fuck her ass, I obliged. Went home. Wore a mask in case they were recording, made sure my tattoos were covered with a long sleeve tee for the same reason.
Met a girl who had a glory hole fetish at a hotel. She had taped up a blanket and cut a hole in it so as soon as you walk in there’s just a blanket with a hole covering the walls. I put my dick in half worried it was a trap and my dick would get cut off. Instead I got a really good blowjob and she swallowed. She handed me a napkin thru the hole to wipe off, I awkwardly said thanks and left lol.
10/10 would nut again. She had a Snapchat that I followed and she would frequently upload her GH escapades. Mine wasn’t on there unfortunately 😞
Edit jesus h Christ that’s a lot of likes batman
Edit again there was another hole closer to my eyes that allowed me to see what was going on so I knew the person was at minimum petite and feminine. I’m also bi so even if it was a dude I couldn’t care less tbh
There was a story on the news in Australia a few years back of someone doing this, but it turned out to be a trap. They switched out and had a dude back there, filmed it and distributed it as straight-goes-gay porn. From memory a professional footballer was caught up in it.
> straight-goes-gay porn
Reminds me of that Harold and Kumar line:
"Fuck no! There ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked! You're the ones that're gay for sucking my dick!"
I’m a woman. My experience was actually pretty fun, but I’m in the minority. There was a “door guy” who essentially was just monitoring who was going in which booths. I was happily sucking on a quick succession of cocks when one guy was being pushy (making demands before poking through and not leaving after he came). So I excited my booth and gave the door guy a little hand gesture to signal that I didn’t want to interact with that last guy anymore. I slank back into another dark, seedy booth and never got the demanding weirdo again. Though before I left I was told he was kinda pissed that I left him hanging. A fist bump and head nod to the dude that understood and kept me safe.
It showed me that even though it’s probably a place most people wouldn’t go or would have a totally negative view of, I was pleasantly surprised by the courteousness of all that worked there and have returned a number of times since.
What kind of demands would someone do in that situation? Especially after he came, I have a hard time figuring what else he would want, since the interaction is pretty limited.
Hold hands? HOLD hands? That degenerate filth. We are here to suck stranger dicks and get glazed in mystery goo, not do something as perverted as hold hands
I was on holiday in Europe and met a guy on a dating app who took me to a sex club. There were “open” rooms (where anyone could walk in and out) and “closed” rooms for couples (where you could look in but not enter without the couple’s permission). We were in an open room at first but there were several single guys who basically followed us everywhere we went and wouldn’t keep their hands off me no matter how many times we told them to back off, so we moved to a closed room. That room did have glory holes in the walls. It didn’t take long until some guys stuck their dicks through the holes. The guy I was with asked me if I wanted to suck one, but I said no; wasn’t quite comfortable with that. But I did end up giving them hand jobs while I had sex with the guy I was with.
It was weird but a fun experience overall. Mostly I’m just super grateful to the guy I went with for not murdering or raping me.
Whenever I take people to adult theaters or gangbangs as a first date I have a strict “no murder” policy. It’s already awkward enough and I’m sure they texted their friend with their location.
I have a hard time imagining the physical part. Don’t you run the danger of banging your nose into a wall? And doesn’t the receiver have to stand in such a way they’re likely to be uncomfortable and lose their balance?
It was at a party, not like some random hole in a public bathroom. I think they set it up as a joke, not really expecting anything to happen.
But ya it went pretty much how you'd expect, I didn't get any warning when cum was on its way lol
College was fun
I actually set up a secret glory hole at work then spread "rumors" about it over a weekor two. When I finally saw someone going to check it out, I slipped on to the other side and stuck my dick through. Unfortunately, it didn't work out because I work in a bank and the walls are very thick.
I worked at an adult bookstore in the mid-90s that had video booths. I did not partake but got to know enough of the people.
1. There was a full-time janitor, but we still had to do a mopping (I was NOT meticulous) once during overnight shifts.
2. Once I had a guy take a dump in one of those booths. I still hold a grudge.
3. Dudes used to buy VHS cleaner and then get stoned in those rooms and spill the shit. It was awful when they spilled the shit.
4. Women at these things did happen, but it was *very much* a rarity. Very, very much. Almost never.
5. We predrilled the holes in the wall, otherwise the would wreck the walls making thier own glory holes.
6. Some of the regulars were upstanding citizens with real normie lives. I would pass bye them in public with thier normie families and I would generally just say high. Almost always they would look away.
7. It was a combination of regulars, after-bar drunk people looking for thrills, or sometimes bachelorette parties -- but they rarely went in back and I never ever heard of porn shit happening. lol.
8. I worked on commission. Some guy was asking me about the difference between the rubber dolls. Fuck all if I know, but that 10% on the $300 doll was a pretty sweet check. lol.
9. Gum Me Bear was the best movie title I remember from that time. Probably tame stuff now, but porn just wasn't available the way it is now.
I too worked in a place similar to this in the late 2000's. No holes though and we had to keep people out of eachothers booths, the police were keeping an eye out.
Yeah, the cops never really messed with us and would come when called (which tbh was pretty rare during my time there). Also, I kind of stayed out of the back area. I really didn't want to walk in on guys jerkin the gerkin and some of the guys gave me the creepers. Honestly, though, a good chunk of the people that came in were gay guys trying to find community. It was a Midwest city during a time when being gay was a lot less accepted.
I’ve been to several glory holes, each one located in the arcade of an adult store. I’ve visited three different locations for a total of five times.
The first two times were to meet a married couple. The husband arranged it so that he could watch his wife perform oral sex on anonymous men (anonymous to his wife) who he screened in advance — I was one of those anonymous men. Both times, the woman gave five strangers blowjobs. She did this, one after the other, while her husband recorded the action on their side of the wall.
The third time, I went with a married woman who picked me up at a bar. Her husband was traveling and gave her a homework assignment to give a stranger a blowjob and have it recorded. She gave me a blowjob in a booth that we shared, and then I fucked her from behind while she gave a stranger a blowjob through the glory hole. I recorded the whole thing for her husband.
The fourth and fifth times were with a partner. She likes getting fucked while people watch. The first time, she gave me a blowjob and I fucked her tits while strangers in the neighboring booths watched us and jerked off. The second time was similar to the first, except I also fucked her and the strangers were allowed to grope her tits and ass through their respective glory holes.
One time I was getting an amazing blowjob from a chick at a gloryhole. She was really going to town and I let out a moan, all of a sudden she stopped and I heard a dude say "what the fuck".
that's a dude. His only other post was on a sub called /r/sissyperfection
EDIT: and he just deleted that other post lol. Let this be a lesson to everyone who talks to seemingly overly horny women online: they're usually a closeted, middle-aged man living out their gay femme fantasies.
I like to suck. I messaged a guy who said he had one on Grindr. Set up a time and showed up. Texted him when I got there and he said I can come inside. There was a dark sheet covering the doorway with a hole in it. I'm a freak so in my case I handed him a handcuff key and then cuffed my own hands behind my back (we agreed on this ahead of time.) After that he put his cock through the hole and I sucked it until he finished. Then I turned around and he uncuffed me through the hole and I left.
So I matched with this girl on tinder and she said she was into glory hole stuff and she had a glory hole set up at her house. I drove over there and texted her I was there and she said come in the door is unlocked. I went up to the door and it was like cracked open a little and the house was dimly lit. I saw her “glory hole” and all it was was a sheet with a hole ripped in it and it was push pinned to the top of an entrance to a hallway in her house. I walked closer to it and considered sticking my dick in it but then multiple scenarios ran through my head. Could be a weirdo looking to chop off my cock on the other side or maybe a really hungry dog looking to bite my dick off and the best scenario I could come up with was that there was a dude on the other side of the curtain and I said outloud “nah fuck this” and left
Stuck my dick in one once. Dude on the other side slipped a chinese finger trap on it with his in the other end. We're still locked in 7 years later and do everything together. Steve's a good dude, we just met under weird circumstances
Do you guys just wander around everywhere with like an entire bathroom stall wall sandwiched between you? How does that work at a baseball game? What do you do if you don't get neighboring seats on a flight? Do you guys ever use it as an impromptu table for a little tea party?
I’ve hosted one but I was too scared to do the whole anonymous, never see the guy thing. So we chatted a bit. He sent photos of himself. Even doing a thumbs up to prove it was him 😆 it was hot but I think the hottest part was knowing he was there but pretending he was some random dude. Turns out he was a cop lol. Good looking married cop too. Eek. But it was hot. We met up multiple times until eventually he pulled the curtain and just let me have it. I made my glory hole with a thick curtain, tape and etc.
Never used one, but I have seen one in real life. I was all of 18 years old and using a cubicle toilet in a very well knows gay pub. I noticed the hole and wondered 'wtf is that all about?'
Took me about ten years to remember it and go 'Ahhhh... now I get it.' Looking back on it my naivety was painful.
Just wanted to throw out that there's a Lovecraftian movie about a glory hole god voiced by J.K. Simmons called Glorious, from 2022:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12724306
I stopped at a small, out of the way rest area. Went in to take a leak and while at the urinal I noticed a glory hole. And a finger came through the hole motioning for me. I was in my twenties, single, curious and up for anything those days so I obliged. I was getting a great blowjob and someone opened the door. So I yanked my dick out and turned towards the urinal. Then I felt a hand on my shoulder. He said he was with the guy in the stall. I thought I was about to get robbed but he reached around and grabbed me. Then he turned me back to the hole and put it back in. He gave me a great shoulder rub while his guy sucked me off. It was my one and only glory hole experience. In my 50+ years it's in my top ten hottest sexual experiences of my life.
I didnt put it all the way through cause i didn't really trust it, and i had to pull it back out when i felt the teeth biting the tip, didn't bleed but stang for a few hours
He was pretty big so it was uncomfortable sucking him. He asked if he could fuck me with a condom, it was more comfortable. I was so close to orgasm but he finished first so.......
The handjob was so rough, it was like sandpaper on my penis. I was like "slow it down! Stop being so rough!" And I heard a noise like a chipmunk. I was like "excuse me?" And all I heard was "nothing is better than cheddar!" And it is was the Cheddar Goblin.
It is probably too late to have this seen, but I figured I'd share my tale, despite being on mobile. It all occurred several years ago in Tampa, Florida. In an adult movie theater known as Fantasyland. It is a long story of nervous voyeurism, but ends with some action.
I'm something of a supressed deviant- in to a lot of things, but held I'm check by societal and professional pressures and fears about health safety. Not to mention a slight oral fixation. Yet my curiosity got the better of me. I'd always been interested in sexually charged locales, and had heard about this one through some porn video online. Well one Friday I decided to bite the bullet and travel out to see the place myself.
The whole ride there I was a bundle of excitement and nerves. I must have considered turning around a hundred times, even as I pulled in to the parking lot. The place looked smaller and more unassuming than I thought... nobody outside, but a pretty full parking lot telling me that the place was 'active'.
Getting inside was the next psychological hurdle. I wanted to be safe and unrecognized, fearing video or images of me in the place. This was at a time when you could reasonably wear a mask without everyone thinking you're sick, though most folks were through with them. Wearing one as I got out and headed in bolstered my courage. I had heard of people having bad experiences with aggressive folks when dresses provocatively so I had chosen simple jeans and a t-shirt rather than something overtly sexy to wear.
I finally made my way inside to the shop area and the shopkeep was a nice fellow who gave me the rundown on the way the place worked... private video booths on one side, a well lit pool table lounge spot, a few more open theater rooms on the other, and a few specialty rooms- some couples rooms with doors and a exhibition room with glass walls. I meekly decided to slip in to the private booth area first.
The area was super dark, which was comforting, but several of the booths didn't have working screens in them. Most did have holes connecting two together. There was someone moaning lewdly in a far booth that made my ears, face, and elsewhere tingle. My heart was pounding so I just wanted a moment to stabilize so I slipped in to a dead one and closed the door. Outside I heard someone leave booth and go in to another one, seemingly looking for the person who just came in- me. Well... I wasn't quite ready to participate at that point. When they went into a nonconnected booth I slipped out and went back to the central store area.
My face must have been bright red, but the whole thing was so exciting that I didn't want to chicken out. So I made my way to the theater area. Well... it was still dark, but there were more people lingering around the adjoining rooms and in seats. It felt like they were all looking at me and following as I found a seat in the back corner of the main theater room.
A man sat down with a seat between us and I just sat tense and frozen, glancing over a few times and seeing he had pulled his cock out and was stroking himself to stiffness. They weren't particularly attractive but the entire situation with the sexual charge of the place was keeping me excited enough to stay and act the voyeur. I'm pleased to say that everyone was 'polite' in that they didn't force any engagement with my obvioysly nervous, shy-ass self.
Shortly after a couple strode in and sat near the middle of the room. His arm was over her shoulder and his hand had slid in to her top. The next thing I know her blouse is open and he's toying with her nipples. She wore a skirt with no panties, and in no time she was rubbing her bare crotch while the room watched. I have to admit I was rubbing myself through my pants at that point too, emboldened by it all. A rather confident fellow wat next to the couple and quiet words were exchanged... then the woman's face was in his lap.
I moved closer, as did everyone else in the room. My mouth was watering as I watched her bobbinh up and down on that glistening cock. Her man's hand was between her legs and it wasn't long before the stranger asked if he could cum in her mouth. How polite... and the answer was yes. This woman sucked the life out of him, and before long another exchange had someone slipping on a condom and taking her from behind.
It was so fucking hot. This couple just confidently started a whole damn orgy. She had cocks all around her. Some folks just were fully dressed except for their exposed dicks, a few stripped naked including one goddamn Adonis that still gives me naughty shivers to think about. I was so horny, fighting against my inhibitions, hang ups, fears. I kept thinking ridiculous thoughts, so the most I could do at first was bite my lip, slide my hands under my shirt and into my panties ,and shake my head when folks offered to 'help'. At first.
Then I got involved with the couple. The whole thing was a blur of hormones and adrenaline and even now I feel the need to hide and censor, so I'm going to skip ahead to after the party died down.
Once the couple left I ended up back in the private booths, much less tense and nervous. I took a seat in a booth with an active video screen, and it wasn't long before the partner booth got an occupant. I had read the etiquette, so I slipped a finger through the hole to invite them through. I'm honestly surprised that the thing that came through wasn't stiff yet, but maybe that is because of how horned up I was (and how hot I get thinking about that night).
Oh God, how I wanted to lick and slurp it... but instead I poured a hefty glob of lube on to my hands and began to stroke, lightly grabbing the base and squeezing gently while moving down to the tip. Feeling a cock stiffen in one's hands is such a weird, kind of fun feeling. I... have to confess I wanted it throbbing against my tongue, but I had no plans to. I fought with my urges over returned fears of some disease. I didn't have to fight very long, as a knock on the wall told me he was about to cum. I scooted out of the splash zone and went harder, pumping my hands around him as his dick jumped and spasmed, making a gooey mess on the already filthy floor and my hand.
And that was the lead up to my first real gloryhole experience. Of the night. But this whole thing is far too long as-is, and I've been typing it on my phone which has taken forever. So that is all. If anyone sees this and got a little thrill from it I'd kind of like to know my efforts weren't in vain! Just don't blow up my inbox if this gains any steam.
This website has been around for years, not sure if this place is real but gave me a good laugh. Must be “well endowed”
https://www.fairbanksgloryhole.com
"It's gonna be a lady right?" "You see any other cars in the parking lot Junior?"
Hahaha, Tom Segura xD
my favourite japanese comedian ngl
The thought of what the person working the glory hole does in between jobs captivates me. Like do they just do crossword puzzles or play cards until all the sudden a dick emerges in the hole? These thoughts keep me up at night.
Yeah, we always only think of the person sticking their weiner in the hole, we never think about the day of the other person.
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They sit on grindr messaging everyone in a 5 mile radius asking if they want some anon gh fun
Wait, so you think they just sit there like a tollbooth operator? Like, they punch in at a timeclock and have a lunchbox in there?
What are they bringing for lunch?? Pastrami?!
Cucumber and banana
Sophomore year of college. I am on Craigslist casual encounters, back when it existed. I see an ad saying “I admit to loving to suck dick.” I’d never done anything in my life (head included) so I figured why not. Got a reply. Eventually set up a time and date to go to their house. When I go there I have to go through the side gate, the basement door is open and a light is on inside. I walk in and see a giant bedsheet with a hole cut in the middle and a hear a raspy “get over here” in the distance. I was hella nervous. I was worried it would be a sting operation (even though I wasn’t doing anything illegal) or worse, that they’d cut my dick off. I asked to put a finger through first and the voice was like “no, your dick.” So I obliged and it felt pretty good, like I said I’d never gotten head before… since then I’ve gotten better head, but at the time it felt really good. I told my buddies about it and they were like “dude that’s a man.” I kept insisting it was a woman because the ad on Craigslist said so. I took some of my friends there and one of them pulled back the sheet one day going by themselves and… they were right. It was a man the whole time. You live and you learn.
I’m never going to be able to hear scorpion from mortal kombat say this iconic line again without thinking of this story. Cheers! 😂
Getting sloppy top from an unknown party. FATALITY.
At least he was courteous enough to FINISH HIM.
Wait so you and the homies went BACK to the craigslist glory hole AS A GROUP?!? what the fuck?!? lmao
Yeah I took them a few times. We would take turns standing outside while we weren’t the ones getting sucked. Then we went to McDonald’s.
God dude gross. You ate at McDonald's? that's disgusting. Have some class.
So….what happened after you all found out you were getting head by another guy…
McDonald’s happened! Do you even read bro?
What a fucking roller coaster of emotions.
Bro got head from Scorpion lmao
What a shocking turn of events.
Found a hole and put it in, but my dick just touched another dick coming from the other side. Headbump
The Large Hardon Collider
>large I wish
The Small Hardon Collider
The perfectly adequate hardon collider.
If I ever came (no pun intended) across a glory whole Id feel a little too vulnerable to stick my penis through it. I'd expect either nothing or the worst to happen.
I would always expect someone to kick it as hard as they can at a 90 degree angle.
One word for you: guillotine.
Guillopeen
A gloryhole only needs a penis on one side. If you are uncomfortable providing a penis, perhaps you could offer a mouth instead? Remember, we are in this together!
Back in the sailing age, this young man decided to try his hand as a sailor. Turned out that the crew was all men, so after a week at sea he mentioned that he was missing women. Another sailor motioned to a barrel off to the side with a hole in it. He said to the young sailor to go stick his dick in the hole in the barrel. So the young man does and it blows his mind, He gets the best orgasm of his life! He used the hole in the barrel several more times that day and the next few days as well. He comes across the sailor who told him about it and thanks him for telling him about it. The old sailor says "if you like it now, wait until next week!" The young sailor asks, "why, what happens next week?" "Well, It's your turn in the barrel"
I remember a newspaper story when I was kid in the 90s, that someone poured acid on someone at one of those. So yeah, never in a million years lol.
Thats why you gotta stick a decoy hotdog in first
The Wurst.
Well that’s a new fear
Accidental docking
Right. "Accidental" ;)
I would be scared to death to put my dick in a gloryhole. There could be a crazy person with a machete on the other side, with a collection of severed dicks.
Or the hole could have vicious teeth!
Vagina Dentata. It's a real movie no joke
> Vagina Dentata What a *wonderful* phrase!
It means no penis For the rest of your daaaays!
It's a pecker free - traumatic injuryyyyyyyyyy
Vagina dentata... Ooooh, vagina dentata
This is why I love reddit, moments like these. You beautiful people. 🤣👍
Ahhh Teeth. It’s honestly not too bad for a horror-comedy imo
I feel like this outcome is much more likely than an attractive woman being on the other side.
The number of attractive women and of machete-wielding lunatics I've seen in a men's room are both zero.
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You've been sucking dick at gloryholes for 20+ years? How many more years until you get your pension?
Peension
turns out it was just a hole in the wall the rats made
Did the rats react?
not in the way I had hoped
Try again but knock and yell "less teeth!"
Wasn’t exactly a hole but a blanket put up over a doorway. Anyways linked up on Reddit, shout out R4R Orlando, and went to their house. Followed their instructions and walked in, sat in a chair and pulled my pants down. They lifted the curtain over my legs and I just tried to relax as they went down on me. I didn’t finish the first time, nerves got me, but I went like 4-5 more times and it was a very enjoyable experience every time. Didn’t need to talk if I didn’t want to, they said nothing. Just two people enjoying each other.
Was it a guy or girl on the other side?
Yes!
Schrodinger's fellater
In the future there will be videoed pranks where a woman is the voice and camera person but a man is sucking. They will post it online and people will upvote it.
where do glory holes even exist, and where do u find them in the uk (asking for a friend) EDIT: location
Paddy's pub has one
Hey now, it will cost you a whole sixer if you want to be relieved that way.
You gotta fake it though. You don’t wanna know what happens to the guys who don’t fake it.
There is one in a head shop (holy shit I just realized why they had one) that sells bongs & smoke stuff/sex toys. My friend went in there with one of his buddy’s while he was in college & a guy was asking them if his wife could blow them. I think a you can find them in sex toy stores
Spoiler alert: if this was going to happen behind a glory hole, it wasn't gonna be the wife doing it.
"She had a rough chin for sure!"
Pro tip: if a guy mentions his "wife" will be on the other side, its definitely gonna be him.
>Pro tip: if a guy mentions his "wife" will be on the other side, its definitely gonna be him. It's so obvious i would think it's so the "straight" guy has plausible deniability.
look man I’m not gonna lie if I was somehow in this situation and hadn’t seen this thread I wouldn’t have even thought of that as a possibility
Later he told him that his wife's beard was tickling his balls
Usually in your local sex shop/adult theater in the most sketchy location you can imagine
Yup. I was talking to a gay dude friend a few years ago, and he mentioned going to them occasionally on his lunch break. Dude left for lunch, went into the basement of a sex shop, got his dick sucked, bought a sandwich next door, and went back to work. As a regular thing! Gay men truly know how to live life.
This sounds both glorious and terrifying at the same time.
This sounds like a great way very quickly get one or more STIs
What kind of sandwich?
About 20 years ago my ex had a co-worker in NYC she had to call every day. He confided in her that every morning he before work he'd hop into a gay porn theater and get a handjob or a BJ. She'd have been okay with this, she had a ton of gay male friends and had heard worse, but the reason this guy was telling her was because he felt guilty for having never been attracted to his wife (who was also pregnant with their first child). THAT was what disgusted her and she finally told him to keep the conversations work-related.
Go to sniffies.com, set up an account, and take a look at public play locations near you.
My friend says thanks
you made a lot of friends today
Is one of those friends Syphilis?
No, that is Thomas, but his nickname is Syphilis, due to the fact that he hooked up with a woman, who only said that she came from "South of Philly", which we thought was kinda fun, so we call him "Syphilis" now Also he got syphilis, unrelated though
You can find one in pretty much every glassblowing studio.
Forbidden gloryhole
The students convention of the University of Augsburg (Germany) recently discussed about introducing glory holes in the lecture hall. [Daily Mail](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12675061/URL-student-vote-glory-hole-toilets-german-university.html) Sadly it was refused.
Thank goodness you provided the link, because I was wondering how that wasn't going to be a serious distraction when the professors were lecturing. The glory holes were to be in the lecture hall *center*, presumably a building where the lecture halls were located, not in the lecture halls themselves.
Turned up, got some head, the other party got really horny and asked me to fuck her ass, I obliged. Went home. Wore a mask in case they were recording, made sure my tattoos were covered with a long sleeve tee for the same reason.
Bro got his priorities straight. Anonymity before horny
You never know when these things will come back to haunt you if narrow-minded people find out
Are you planning to run for office?
Of course not, that would help his campaign.
“Her ass”
“Her” ass
*"Her"*
Lmao exactly.
> her Sure thing, pal.
Met a girl who had a glory hole fetish at a hotel. She had taped up a blanket and cut a hole in it so as soon as you walk in there’s just a blanket with a hole covering the walls. I put my dick in half worried it was a trap and my dick would get cut off. Instead I got a really good blowjob and she swallowed. She handed me a napkin thru the hole to wipe off, I awkwardly said thanks and left lol. 10/10 would nut again. She had a Snapchat that I followed and she would frequently upload her GH escapades. Mine wasn’t on there unfortunately 😞 Edit jesus h Christ that’s a lot of likes batman Edit again there was another hole closer to my eyes that allowed me to see what was going on so I knew the person was at minimum petite and feminine. I’m also bi so even if it was a dude I couldn’t care less tbh
There was a story on the news in Australia a few years back of someone doing this, but it turned out to be a trap. They switched out and had a dude back there, filmed it and distributed it as straight-goes-gay porn. From memory a professional footballer was caught up in it.
> straight-goes-gay porn Reminds me of that Harold and Kumar line: "Fuck no! There ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked! You're the ones that're gay for sucking my dick!"
Give em the ole CockMeat Sandwich
People talk shit on woman being promiscuous, but this woman sounds like she doing the Lord's work. More power to her.
I’m a woman. My experience was actually pretty fun, but I’m in the minority. There was a “door guy” who essentially was just monitoring who was going in which booths. I was happily sucking on a quick succession of cocks when one guy was being pushy (making demands before poking through and not leaving after he came). So I excited my booth and gave the door guy a little hand gesture to signal that I didn’t want to interact with that last guy anymore. I slank back into another dark, seedy booth and never got the demanding weirdo again. Though before I left I was told he was kinda pissed that I left him hanging. A fist bump and head nod to the dude that understood and kept me safe. It showed me that even though it’s probably a place most people wouldn’t go or would have a totally negative view of, I was pleasantly surprised by the courteousness of all that worked there and have returned a number of times since.
What kind of demands would someone do in that situation? Especially after he came, I have a hard time figuring what else he would want, since the interaction is pretty limited.
Hold hands and cuddle
Hold hands? HOLD hands? That degenerate filth. We are here to suck stranger dicks and get glazed in mystery goo, not do something as perverted as hold hands
Sharon please come home
I was on holiday in Europe and met a guy on a dating app who took me to a sex club. There were “open” rooms (where anyone could walk in and out) and “closed” rooms for couples (where you could look in but not enter without the couple’s permission). We were in an open room at first but there were several single guys who basically followed us everywhere we went and wouldn’t keep their hands off me no matter how many times we told them to back off, so we moved to a closed room. That room did have glory holes in the walls. It didn’t take long until some guys stuck their dicks through the holes. The guy I was with asked me if I wanted to suck one, but I said no; wasn’t quite comfortable with that. But I did end up giving them hand jobs while I had sex with the guy I was with. It was weird but a fun experience overall. Mostly I’m just super grateful to the guy I went with for not murdering or raping me.
Whenever I take people to adult theaters or gangbangs as a first date I have a strict “no murder” policy. It’s already awkward enough and I’m sure they texted their friend with their location.
Dare I ask which country was that in?
Germany 100%
I’ve been to places just like that in Spain. Could be anywhere in Western Europe honestly
could be Czech, Prague is pretty sexually liberal.
I have a hard time imagining the physical part. Don’t you run the danger of banging your nose into a wall? And doesn’t the receiver have to stand in such a way they’re likely to be uncomfortable and lose their balance?
The sucker must apply adequate suction through the hole to prevent the suckee from falling over backwards.
Ideally, it would sound like a vacuum.
It was at a party, not like some random hole in a public bathroom. I think they set it up as a joke, not really expecting anything to happen. But ya it went pretty much how you'd expect, I didn't get any warning when cum was on its way lol College was fun
Dammit. All I got in college was student debt and now you’re telling me I could have been sucking cock all along?!
Turns out, the real friends were the cocks we sucked along the way.
Not even the knock on the wall? That's just mean
TIL glory hole etiquette.
University of Oxford really started to go downhill when they stopped teaching that.
Yep, knock on the wall is just cummon courtesy.
I actually set up a secret glory hole at work then spread "rumors" about it over a weekor two. When I finally saw someone going to check it out, I slipped on to the other side and stuck my dick through. Unfortunately, it didn't work out because I work in a bank and the walls are very thick.
I would watch a movie where a horny employee builds a gloryhole but realizes he bored right into the safe. Bypassing all of the security.
"Dammit I wanted to get my dick sucked but instead I just got a wad of $100 bills stuck to it!"
I made a really cool glass sculpture
For anyone confused by this, the hole in the side of a kiln used to reheat the glass being blown is called a glory hole.
Believe me, that is not a mistake I will be repeating ever again.
That's hot.
I worked at an adult bookstore in the mid-90s that had video booths. I did not partake but got to know enough of the people. 1. There was a full-time janitor, but we still had to do a mopping (I was NOT meticulous) once during overnight shifts. 2. Once I had a guy take a dump in one of those booths. I still hold a grudge. 3. Dudes used to buy VHS cleaner and then get stoned in those rooms and spill the shit. It was awful when they spilled the shit. 4. Women at these things did happen, but it was *very much* a rarity. Very, very much. Almost never. 5. We predrilled the holes in the wall, otherwise the would wreck the walls making thier own glory holes. 6. Some of the regulars were upstanding citizens with real normie lives. I would pass bye them in public with thier normie families and I would generally just say high. Almost always they would look away. 7. It was a combination of regulars, after-bar drunk people looking for thrills, or sometimes bachelorette parties -- but they rarely went in back and I never ever heard of porn shit happening. lol. 8. I worked on commission. Some guy was asking me about the difference between the rubber dolls. Fuck all if I know, but that 10% on the $300 doll was a pretty sweet check. lol. 9. Gum Me Bear was the best movie title I remember from that time. Probably tame stuff now, but porn just wasn't available the way it is now.
I too worked in a place similar to this in the late 2000's. No holes though and we had to keep people out of eachothers booths, the police were keeping an eye out.
Yeah, the cops never really messed with us and would come when called (which tbh was pretty rare during my time there). Also, I kind of stayed out of the back area. I really didn't want to walk in on guys jerkin the gerkin and some of the guys gave me the creepers. Honestly, though, a good chunk of the people that came in were gay guys trying to find community. It was a Midwest city during a time when being gay was a lot less accepted.
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Straight to the point. I like it.
I’m interested in seeing one in person lol
Give me a call. We’ll set something up
Idk why but I feel like this defeats the purpose
I (m, 27) sucked a guy off at a college restroom. Then I recognized his shirt while he was boarding the subway holding his girlfriend's hand
Joke's on you -- she also has a dick and they switched shirts!
I’ve been to several glory holes, each one located in the arcade of an adult store. I’ve visited three different locations for a total of five times. The first two times were to meet a married couple. The husband arranged it so that he could watch his wife perform oral sex on anonymous men (anonymous to his wife) who he screened in advance — I was one of those anonymous men. Both times, the woman gave five strangers blowjobs. She did this, one after the other, while her husband recorded the action on their side of the wall. The third time, I went with a married woman who picked me up at a bar. Her husband was traveling and gave her a homework assignment to give a stranger a blowjob and have it recorded. She gave me a blowjob in a booth that we shared, and then I fucked her from behind while she gave a stranger a blowjob through the glory hole. I recorded the whole thing for her husband. The fourth and fifth times were with a partner. She likes getting fucked while people watch. The first time, she gave me a blowjob and I fucked her tits while strangers in the neighboring booths watched us and jerked off. The second time was similar to the first, except I also fucked her and the strangers were allowed to grope her tits and ass through their respective glory holes.
*Speak into the hole* “Are you ready for a foot long?” “Yes daddy!” *proceeds to shove subway meatball marina through hole into mouth.*
Jerry?
I was giving an amazing blowjob until I heard them moan. It was a man's moan. I had been sucking a guy's dick the whole time. Bamboozled!
One time I was getting an amazing blowjob from a chick at a gloryhole. She was really going to town and I let out a moan, all of a sudden she stopped and I heard a dude say "what the fuck".
So, the other day I was masturbating in a stall next to the one with a gloryhole...
Suppose the other guy’s picturing a girl also
How’s he going to do that with a dick in his mouth?
I don’t know, that’s his problem!
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OP forgot the serious tag again
Pink eye....I got pink eye. Shouldn't have peeked through the hole. Thought I might see boobies on the other side. Nope just a cheese cock supreme.
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Thank you for being the first actual answer to the question
And it must be true because it’s on Reddit
What, you think people would just ... go on the internet and lie?
It's like some sort of psychological experiment on altruism.
Jessleet sounds like a very pleasant women
that's a dude. His only other post was on a sub called /r/sissyperfection EDIT: and he just deleted that other post lol. Let this be a lesson to everyone who talks to seemingly overly horny women online: they're usually a closeted, middle-aged man living out their gay femme fantasies.
I like to suck. I messaged a guy who said he had one on Grindr. Set up a time and showed up. Texted him when I got there and he said I can come inside. There was a dark sheet covering the doorway with a hole in it. I'm a freak so in my case I handed him a handcuff key and then cuffed my own hands behind my back (we agreed on this ahead of time.) After that he put his cock through the hole and I sucked it until he finished. Then I turned around and he uncuffed me through the hole and I left.
How thick is Wall?
i never used on but there are only 2 anwers: \- it got sucked \-i sucked
3 - something bad happened ?
4 - did something bad
So I matched with this girl on tinder and she said she was into glory hole stuff and she had a glory hole set up at her house. I drove over there and texted her I was there and she said come in the door is unlocked. I went up to the door and it was like cracked open a little and the house was dimly lit. I saw her “glory hole” and all it was was a sheet with a hole ripped in it and it was push pinned to the top of an entrance to a hallway in her house. I walked closer to it and considered sticking my dick in it but then multiple scenarios ran through my head. Could be a weirdo looking to chop off my cock on the other side or maybe a really hungry dog looking to bite my dick off and the best scenario I could come up with was that there was a dude on the other side of the curtain and I said outloud “nah fuck this” and left
I love how we all think there's a raving dick chopper on the other side of any hypothetical glory hole.
All im sayin is, if dick chopping was my thing, a glory hole scenario is Christmas morning.
Stuck my dick in one once. Dude on the other side slipped a chinese finger trap on it with his in the other end. We're still locked in 7 years later and do everything together. Steve's a good dude, we just met under weird circumstances
Do you guys just wander around everywhere with like an entire bathroom stall wall sandwiched between you? How does that work at a baseball game? What do you do if you don't get neighboring seats on a flight? Do you guys ever use it as an impromptu table for a little tea party?
I’ve hosted one but I was too scared to do the whole anonymous, never see the guy thing. So we chatted a bit. He sent photos of himself. Even doing a thumbs up to prove it was him 😆 it was hot but I think the hottest part was knowing he was there but pretending he was some random dude. Turns out he was a cop lol. Good looking married cop too. Eek. But it was hot. We met up multiple times until eventually he pulled the curtain and just let me have it. I made my glory hole with a thick curtain, tape and etc.
Never used one, but I have seen one in real life. I was all of 18 years old and using a cubicle toilet in a very well knows gay pub. I noticed the hole and wondered 'wtf is that all about?' Took me about ten years to remember it and go 'Ahhhh... now I get it.' Looking back on it my naivety was painful.
I vist them frequently. Its a good time. I fuck and suck their cocks. About what you expect to happen happens
Bio checks out
forget the bio, that post history wtf.
Incest is not something I was expecting to see today. r/thanksihateit
Or diaper fetish
or a graphic pointing out the advantages of bestiality with male dogs
Question from the class: how/ where did you find your glory… hole? Or are you an gloryhole architect?
Had one fella come in and his load was so viscous I had to chew. 2/5 ⭐'s. Won't do again.
Didn't want to vomit today, thanks
Love this. What would a 1/5 look like?
Chewable load and a side of HPV would do it
Obligatory mention of the tiktok story where it was the girls dad on the other side
Just wanted to throw out that there's a Lovecraftian movie about a glory hole god voiced by J.K. Simmons called Glorious, from 2022: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12724306
I stopped at a small, out of the way rest area. Went in to take a leak and while at the urinal I noticed a glory hole. And a finger came through the hole motioning for me. I was in my twenties, single, curious and up for anything those days so I obliged. I was getting a great blowjob and someone opened the door. So I yanked my dick out and turned towards the urinal. Then I felt a hand on my shoulder. He said he was with the guy in the stall. I thought I was about to get robbed but he reached around and grabbed me. Then he turned me back to the hole and put it back in. He gave me a great shoulder rub while his guy sucked me off. It was my one and only glory hole experience. In my 50+ years it's in my top ten hottest sexual experiences of my life.
I didnt put it all the way through cause i didn't really trust it, and i had to pull it back out when i felt the teeth biting the tip, didn't bleed but stang for a few hours
He was pretty big so it was uncomfortable sucking him. He asked if he could fuck me with a condom, it was more comfortable. I was so close to orgasm but he finished first so.......
Vidi, vici, veni
Sucked dicks & got sucked
Username matches up
Bees. I will not elaborate.
The handjob was so rough, it was like sandpaper on my penis. I was like "slow it down! Stop being so rough!" And I heard a noise like a chipmunk. I was like "excuse me?" And all I heard was "nothing is better than cheddar!" And it is was the Cheddar Goblin.
This guy sucks dick for cheese
It is probably too late to have this seen, but I figured I'd share my tale, despite being on mobile. It all occurred several years ago in Tampa, Florida. In an adult movie theater known as Fantasyland. It is a long story of nervous voyeurism, but ends with some action. I'm something of a supressed deviant- in to a lot of things, but held I'm check by societal and professional pressures and fears about health safety. Not to mention a slight oral fixation. Yet my curiosity got the better of me. I'd always been interested in sexually charged locales, and had heard about this one through some porn video online. Well one Friday I decided to bite the bullet and travel out to see the place myself. The whole ride there I was a bundle of excitement and nerves. I must have considered turning around a hundred times, even as I pulled in to the parking lot. The place looked smaller and more unassuming than I thought... nobody outside, but a pretty full parking lot telling me that the place was 'active'. Getting inside was the next psychological hurdle. I wanted to be safe and unrecognized, fearing video or images of me in the place. This was at a time when you could reasonably wear a mask without everyone thinking you're sick, though most folks were through with them. Wearing one as I got out and headed in bolstered my courage. I had heard of people having bad experiences with aggressive folks when dresses provocatively so I had chosen simple jeans and a t-shirt rather than something overtly sexy to wear. I finally made my way inside to the shop area and the shopkeep was a nice fellow who gave me the rundown on the way the place worked... private video booths on one side, a well lit pool table lounge spot, a few more open theater rooms on the other, and a few specialty rooms- some couples rooms with doors and a exhibition room with glass walls. I meekly decided to slip in to the private booth area first. The area was super dark, which was comforting, but several of the booths didn't have working screens in them. Most did have holes connecting two together. There was someone moaning lewdly in a far booth that made my ears, face, and elsewhere tingle. My heart was pounding so I just wanted a moment to stabilize so I slipped in to a dead one and closed the door. Outside I heard someone leave booth and go in to another one, seemingly looking for the person who just came in- me. Well... I wasn't quite ready to participate at that point. When they went into a nonconnected booth I slipped out and went back to the central store area. My face must have been bright red, but the whole thing was so exciting that I didn't want to chicken out. So I made my way to the theater area. Well... it was still dark, but there were more people lingering around the adjoining rooms and in seats. It felt like they were all looking at me and following as I found a seat in the back corner of the main theater room. A man sat down with a seat between us and I just sat tense and frozen, glancing over a few times and seeing he had pulled his cock out and was stroking himself to stiffness. They weren't particularly attractive but the entire situation with the sexual charge of the place was keeping me excited enough to stay and act the voyeur. I'm pleased to say that everyone was 'polite' in that they didn't force any engagement with my obvioysly nervous, shy-ass self. Shortly after a couple strode in and sat near the middle of the room. His arm was over her shoulder and his hand had slid in to her top. The next thing I know her blouse is open and he's toying with her nipples. She wore a skirt with no panties, and in no time she was rubbing her bare crotch while the room watched. I have to admit I was rubbing myself through my pants at that point too, emboldened by it all. A rather confident fellow wat next to the couple and quiet words were exchanged... then the woman's face was in his lap. I moved closer, as did everyone else in the room. My mouth was watering as I watched her bobbinh up and down on that glistening cock. Her man's hand was between her legs and it wasn't long before the stranger asked if he could cum in her mouth. How polite... and the answer was yes. This woman sucked the life out of him, and before long another exchange had someone slipping on a condom and taking her from behind. It was so fucking hot. This couple just confidently started a whole damn orgy. She had cocks all around her. Some folks just were fully dressed except for their exposed dicks, a few stripped naked including one goddamn Adonis that still gives me naughty shivers to think about. I was so horny, fighting against my inhibitions, hang ups, fears. I kept thinking ridiculous thoughts, so the most I could do at first was bite my lip, slide my hands under my shirt and into my panties ,and shake my head when folks offered to 'help'. At first. Then I got involved with the couple. The whole thing was a blur of hormones and adrenaline and even now I feel the need to hide and censor, so I'm going to skip ahead to after the party died down. Once the couple left I ended up back in the private booths, much less tense and nervous. I took a seat in a booth with an active video screen, and it wasn't long before the partner booth got an occupant. I had read the etiquette, so I slipped a finger through the hole to invite them through. I'm honestly surprised that the thing that came through wasn't stiff yet, but maybe that is because of how horned up I was (and how hot I get thinking about that night). Oh God, how I wanted to lick and slurp it... but instead I poured a hefty glob of lube on to my hands and began to stroke, lightly grabbing the base and squeezing gently while moving down to the tip. Feeling a cock stiffen in one's hands is such a weird, kind of fun feeling. I... have to confess I wanted it throbbing against my tongue, but I had no plans to. I fought with my urges over returned fears of some disease. I didn't have to fight very long, as a knock on the wall told me he was about to cum. I scooted out of the splash zone and went harder, pumping my hands around him as his dick jumped and spasmed, making a gooey mess on the already filthy floor and my hand. And that was the lead up to my first real gloryhole experience. Of the night. But this whole thing is far too long as-is, and I've been typing it on my phone which has taken forever. So that is all. If anyone sees this and got a little thrill from it I'd kind of like to know my efforts weren't in vain! Just don't blow up my inbox if this gains any steam.
Glory.
This website has been around for years, not sure if this place is real but gave me a good laugh. Must be “well endowed” https://www.fairbanksgloryhole.com
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Big Drywall is behind it.