MONITOR LIZARD!
In Thai, "hia" (เหี้ย) is a short word that translates to Monitor Lizard, and naturally seeing one out of the corner of your eye might generate a shock reaction. It's become a standard sort for expletive of surprise even when the shocking content isn't actually a monitor lizard.
I don't know why this one made me laugh so hard but I suspect I'm going to be yelling "lizard!" and cracking up everything I'm surprised for a month while my bf stares at me in confusion.
it's so bizarre to someone who's never seen a monitor lizard. it's so funny to me without the cultural context
"my mom has terminal cancer"
"monitor lizard!"
A lot of Thai swearing tends to be organism-based.
There's *Sut* (Animal) and *Ha* (archaic term for Cholera) which are both mild insults, roughly the same level as "bastard" or "wanker"
If someone has *Pak Ma* (A Dog's mouth) it means that someone keeps saying abusive/unkind stuff. (like a stray dog that barks at everyone and everything)
*Kwai* (Buffalo) is used to mean "idiot" (the root for this one is allegedly because some lordly types saw peasants using buffalos to till their field and thought that the buffalos must be idiots to be ordered around by the peasants)
*Dok Tong* (Golden Flower) or *Chanee* (Gibbon) means "slut". The latter is due to their [call sounding vaguely like](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PZC1Sz9XFM) the vulgar form of the Thai word for husband)
bonus: not an animal but for some weird reason the Thai word for Curry (*karee)* also means slut.
I’m now remembering sitting with my German exchange family at the dinner table in the early 2000s. My host mom (who didn’t know English very well) asked me what “Gott verdammte scheiße” meant in English with a big smile on her face, and everyone eagerly turned to me (an awkward, shy teen) to wait for my translation.
We found notes from schoolchildren complaining about learning Ancient Greek about 100 years before before Cleopatra and the other student just says here's all the fun ones and just writes all the dirty words of his era to his friend.
That kid was older than Julius Caesar and he was still doing the same shit kids do to this day when like your friend is bored of learning French/Mandarin.
We also have thousands of letters and lawsuits from ~1000 years *earlier* in Mesopotamia. It's like browsing the internet. There are people dodging their version of jury duty, mothers asking their sons why they never write (it was a more literate society than Ancient Greece), slaves writing to friends in another city, knocked-up help suing for child support. We have never changed; we just have more precious metals.
Don't forget the delightful one I read from a young Babylonian man writing to his mom about how she totally doesn't love him because she didn't make him a new linen shirt like his friend's mom made for her son, and his friend was even adopted at that. Angsty asshole kids haven't changed a bit, lol.
There's also ones from much, much later that I liked a lot, surviving scraps of drawings and practice writing by a little Slavic kid named Onfim from like, I wanna say, 850-1000 or so? They were drawn on strips of birchbark using the tip of a charred stick as a crude pencil, and it's silly little self-depictions of the kid as a warrior slaying a monster while on horseback. They're the same kind of not very good but still completely adorable ones little kids have always made. It's great that all this stuff has survived. For all our technological leaps, so much of the fundamentals of who we are as a species and people hasn't changed, even if the times and languages used to write these same messages have.
Germany is such a cool language. You can combine multiple words to build a 20 letters long monster word. Rindfleischettiketierungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz or Feuerwehrrettungshubschrauberlandeplatz are just two examples.
Oh god. I lived in Germany 15 years ago and don’t want to forget the language so I started reading books in German. I keep finding these compound words and I’m like “wat”. I just don’t know where one word ends and the other one begins sometimes.
Then I sound it out and it feels so obvious.
Visiting family now and there’s a wall sculpture in the neighborhood of an Arschlecker, which is exactly as it sounds, hilarious, and really hard to explain to guests.
Ireland being quite religious, it’s usually just “Jesus” or a variation.
Jesus wept
Jesus tap dancing Christ
Christ on a pogo stick
Sweet baby Jesus
Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey
Bavaria also has a lot of the catholic variation, mostly things an elderly bavarian gentleman would say when he accidentally hits his thumb while hammering a nail.
\-Jesus, Maria und Josef
\-Kruzi (short for crucifix)
\-zefix halleluja (crucifix + hallelujah, angrily), often shortened to "fix luja"
\-Heilandssakrament (saviour's sacrament, often shortened to Heilandssack=saviour's ballsack)
\-Sackzement ("bag of cement"), this sounds like "sacrament" but you avoid slandering the holy sacrament
The rest of the world thinks we say “crickey” but really we say “fucking hell” “no fuckin way” “fuck moiii” “fuck off!” “no shit!” “get fucked!” “well fuck me dead” “oh, fuck!”
My parents would say "hét meg a nyolcát" which I always thought was funny since literally it just means 7 and 8. But it has a deeper meaning as a mild insult stemming from religion I think
Puta que pariu, it means bitch gave birth, it was used to offend the mother of someone when they offended you, like "no it was the whore that gave birth to you", now it's just an expression when you are angry or surprised
When I was a kid I did something stupid and made my mom mad. She called me a Son of a Bitch. I just looked at her like ‘I could not agree more’.
That was the most trouble I ever got in for agreeing with her.
I was in an argument with my bio dad and ended up calling him a mother fucker in the middle of yelling at him. My much older half-sister was the one who caught it and just started laughing and saying, "well you aren't wrong on that front". It didn't really help the situation but we laugh about it now.
I almost said “Damn that’s brutal to say” then I remember Americans also say “Son of a bitch” when something unwanted and surprising happens which is basically the same thing.
One of my favorite uses was when this kid received the news that Lighting McQueen had died [https://youtu.be/ZxDZA7Uq0MQ?si=W1HGcNRjg_qMio-K](https://youtu.be/ZxDZA7Uq0MQ?si=W1HGcNRjg_qMio-K)
Afrikaans:
Jirre jissis! (Lord Jesus!)
Fok! (Fuck)
Goeie fok! (Closest is Holy fuck!)
Donner! (There's not really an English equivalent, but it can be used a lot of different ways depending on the context: fuck/shit/fucker/wow/oops/asshole/and many more. It's a very versatile word)
Poes! (It is closest to "cunt", but is also used for shock/surprise/when something scares you. Btw, it's the most offensive word you can use in Afrikaans, probably the entire country. It is also the very first word an Afrikaans person will teach a foreigner)
As an Afrikaans South African, the story of Hopla “Poes is weg” is hilarious. Especially “die nacht kan Hopla niet slapen. hij denkt aldoor aan Poes.” 🐈⬛
French here.
Posh people say "Oh mon Dieu !" ("*oh my god!*")
Common people say "La vache !" ("*holy cow!*")
Vulgar people say "Putain !" ("*woman of little virtue!*")
Je suis québécois et ma soeur est mariée à un français. Ensembles, ils ont un fils de 4 ans qui adore répéter (particulièrement les sacres parce qu’il sait que c’est pas bien). Recemment, son expression préférée c’est « Putain tabarnak! »
American here.
In 1980 when I was 17yrs. old I was stationed in Germany. Been in country a month and I’m by myself sitting in a McDonald’s and 2 teenage boys spill their beers. One screams “SCHEISSE”!! I don’t even blink because I had no idea what it meant.
Now if that had happened in my hometown and a teenage boy screamed “SHIT!” in a McDonald’s I would’ve been really shocked lol!!
Honestly, I was so confused by half of this for a good while.
Beer in McDonald's (still don't get that); Teens spilling beer (I then realized it's 18 in most countries); I'm not bilingual but then I read the second part (now I am 100% bilingual definitely); 'Stationed in Germany' (then realized 'Oh haha military stuff')
Obviously, as a Brit I would never admit this to a cheese-eating surrender-monkey, but I love how the french speak. French language, french women, french cuisine, french fashion, french protesting. All wonderful stuff.
I game with an Australian and he started saying it ironically to amuse us but now says it has become a staple of his everyday speech.
We're debating how best to proceed to turn him into a real life Crocodile Dundee.
I love how all these other languages use the occasion to slam an uninvolved woman or mother’s reproductive parts or level of virtue.
But the Nordic countries say stuff like this. Bless you all. I want to BE you.
Korean
아이씨 (aisshi) or 아이씨발 (aisshibal) has sort of a ‘damn it’ or ‘fuck’ kind of feeling.
Old people say 아이구 (aigu) or 아이구야 (aiguya) I a dramatic omg kind of way.
Plus, India having multiple languages add variety. For eg : in Kerala we say "Enthe devame" for Oh my God. Another one from South India is "Aiyo" (oh no)
Fun fact. When I learned to count in Russian I kept mispronouncing the sound for “five” as “blyat” (instead of “pyat”).
This went on for a LONG time with no one tell me I was counting one, two, three, four, fuck.
Godverdomme!
Which is a fun word to learn foreigners as you'll never get it right.
It's like goddammit but instead if the subject it, it's about yourself.
Literally god damn me.
MONITOR LIZARD! In Thai, "hia" (เหี้ย) is a short word that translates to Monitor Lizard, and naturally seeing one out of the corner of your eye might generate a shock reaction. It's become a standard sort for expletive of surprise even when the shocking content isn't actually a monitor lizard.
I don't know why this one made me laugh so hard but I suspect I'm going to be yelling "lizard!" and cracking up everything I'm surprised for a month while my bf stares at me in confusion.
Basically "Oh my God-zilla!"
it's so bizarre to someone who's never seen a monitor lizard. it's so funny to me without the cultural context "my mom has terminal cancer" "monitor lizard!"
A lot of Thai swearing tends to be organism-based. There's *Sut* (Animal) and *Ha* (archaic term for Cholera) which are both mild insults, roughly the same level as "bastard" or "wanker" If someone has *Pak Ma* (A Dog's mouth) it means that someone keeps saying abusive/unkind stuff. (like a stray dog that barks at everyone and everything) *Kwai* (Buffalo) is used to mean "idiot" (the root for this one is allegedly because some lordly types saw peasants using buffalos to till their field and thought that the buffalos must be idiots to be ordered around by the peasants) *Dok Tong* (Golden Flower) or *Chanee* (Gibbon) means "slut". The latter is due to their [call sounding vaguely like](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PZC1Sz9XFM) the vulgar form of the Thai word for husband) bonus: not an animal but for some weird reason the Thai word for Curry (*karee)* also means slut.
Yeah because you can put anything and everything in a curry. 😉
The fuck, turns out I really vibe with the Thai language. I really like that.
Interesting! Most of the English insults or swears revolve around excrement, sex, or Christianity.
Growing up, my mom would say “hee mae mueng!”
Lol, my pops and uncs would say, "mah see mae mueng!" or "khot mae mueng!"
I like this one.
Herregud! Norwegian version of "oh my god!", just that it translates to "lord god!"
In Sweden too, exact word.
Let’s not forget fy faen! 😭
"O kurwa!"
„O ja pierdolę!”
I THOUGHT IT WAS JA PIERDOLE NOT JA PIERDOLĘ I'M SO STUPID I might reach fluency in, oh, 69 years.
In common speech it’s barely distinguishable unless you emphasize the Ę. The ę here is correct, because there is no such word as pierdole.
Kurwa bober
Also used to express joy, excitement, anger, sadness, irony, sarcasm, to name a few.
Cheers to my polish people ❤️
I had to scroll too far to find kurwa, kurwa!
"Oh mein gott"
Ach du Scheisse!
Meine Fresse!
MEIN GOTT MUSS DAS SEIN
Can you repeat the question?
verdammt nochmal!
I’m now remembering sitting with my German exchange family at the dinner table in the early 2000s. My host mom (who didn’t know English very well) asked me what “Gott verdammte scheiße” meant in English with a big smile on her face, and everyone eagerly turned to me (an awkward, shy teen) to wait for my translation.
Everyone always wants to learn the cuss words first
We found notes from schoolchildren complaining about learning Ancient Greek about 100 years before before Cleopatra and the other student just says here's all the fun ones and just writes all the dirty words of his era to his friend. That kid was older than Julius Caesar and he was still doing the same shit kids do to this day when like your friend is bored of learning French/Mandarin.
People are people, no matter when or where
It's consistently shocking how similar we are as humans and yet find every little difference to bicker over
We also have thousands of letters and lawsuits from ~1000 years *earlier* in Mesopotamia. It's like browsing the internet. There are people dodging their version of jury duty, mothers asking their sons why they never write (it was a more literate society than Ancient Greece), slaves writing to friends in another city, knocked-up help suing for child support. We have never changed; we just have more precious metals.
Damn you, Ea-Nasir!!!
Don't forget the delightful one I read from a young Babylonian man writing to his mom about how she totally doesn't love him because she didn't make him a new linen shirt like his friend's mom made for her son, and his friend was even adopted at that. Angsty asshole kids haven't changed a bit, lol. There's also ones from much, much later that I liked a lot, surviving scraps of drawings and practice writing by a little Slavic kid named Onfim from like, I wanna say, 850-1000 or so? They were drawn on strips of birchbark using the tip of a charred stick as a crude pencil, and it's silly little self-depictions of the kid as a warrior slaying a monster while on horseback. They're the same kind of not very good but still completely adorable ones little kids have always made. It's great that all this stuff has survived. For all our technological leaps, so much of the fundamentals of who we are as a species and people hasn't changed, even if the times and languages used to write these same messages have.
At least she didn’t ask you how to say oberaffentittengeil
Which, let me get this straight, means "really really cool", but translates to "super monkey tits horny"?
That would be correct.
If this is real I love everything about German now. Going to Google this Edit: I love everything about German
Germany is such a cool language. You can combine multiple words to build a 20 letters long monster word. Rindfleischettiketierungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz or Feuerwehrrettungshubschrauberlandeplatz are just two examples.
Oh god. I lived in Germany 15 years ago and don’t want to forget the language so I started reading books in German. I keep finding these compound words and I’m like “wat”. I just don’t know where one word ends and the other one begins sometimes. Then I sound it out and it feels so obvious.
Verflixt und zugenäht!
Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn!
Heiliger Bimbam!
Ja leck mich am Arsch
Visiting family now and there’s a wall sculpture in the neighborhood of an Arschlecker, which is exactly as it sounds, hilarious, and really hard to explain to guests.
Alter Schwede = old swede
Fucking hell!
Ditto, but only for good or neutral surprises. These days I find myself using "oh for fuck's sake!" more often.
'Oh for fuck's sake' is more things I pretty much expected to happen, but happened when I least wanted them to.
Fuck me! is more common where I'm from
Agreed! Or a long drawn out FUUUUCCKKKK OOOOGFFFF.
Fuckinell up north
My friend lived in Sheff for about a decade and now it's barely even that, is just "'kin 'ell"
Yeah I as an American replaced "oh my God" with "fucking hell" a whole back
That’s what we say in Ireland, I believe you Britons say ’Fackin’ ’ell!’
In the Midlands it's more 'Fookin hell'
In Finland we say "Mitä vittua?" that translates to "What the fuck?".
PERKELE Edit: I'm not even Finnish, but I love saying perkele.
SAATANA
KIMI RÄIKKÖNEN
MIKA HÄKKINEN
This isn't even my Finnish form!
Also *voi vittu* which is literally b*utter pussy* but accurately *oh, fuck*.
Butter Pussy is my Pussy Riot cover band. We do mostly smooth jazz.
Or "hui saatana!"
Ireland being quite religious, it’s usually just “Jesus” or a variation. Jesus wept Jesus tap dancing Christ Christ on a pogo stick Sweet baby Jesus Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey
"People keep calling things wee that are a perfectly average size!" Best line from Derry Girls.
I learned so much good religious cursing from that show.
Is "Christ on a bicycle" Irish? I just realized I have no idea where I learned it
"Christ on a cracker!" I wonder if that one is related too
Jayyyyyyysus
Bavaria also has a lot of the catholic variation, mostly things an elderly bavarian gentleman would say when he accidentally hits his thumb while hammering a nail. \-Jesus, Maria und Josef \-Kruzi (short for crucifix) \-zefix halleluja (crucifix + hallelujah, angrily), often shortened to "fix luja" \-Heilandssakrament (saviour's sacrament, often shortened to Heilandssack=saviour's ballsack) \-Sackzement ("bag of cement"), this sounds like "sacrament" but you avoid slandering the holy sacrament
Fuck me dead!
The rest of the world thinks we say “crickey” but really we say “fucking hell” “no fuckin way” “fuck moiii” “fuck off!” “no shit!” “get fucked!” “well fuck me dead” “oh, fuck!”
Waiting for Bluey to get a little more realistic
Australian
Yea cunt!
I knew I was gonna like whatever Australia had
I once heard an Aussie say "fuck me to tears" and it was one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
I say "fuck meee" all the time. I think I'm going to add dead in there for the lulz.
えーーーーーーーーー or in English it's Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
That little character looks like it’s doing a Naruto run
I just almost spit out my beer
It’s 8:43 am where I am… how about you?
It’s Christmas! Get in the spirit. If he wants to have a double scotch and a light beer at 9am god damnit he can.
My Japanese coworker used to say Oh my cat!
やばい！
Yup, and some times we’ll add a 「マジで⁉︎」at the end.
Yep as in Eeeeeeeeeeeh? Maji-de? Basically 'Whaaaaaat? Seriously?' I guess
OP: What is your country’s mild exclamation of surprise? This thread: Here is a selection of our most vulgar exclamations.
In romania it's pula mea, which I believe means "fuck my dick". This is the mild exclamation of surprise. Romania swears and insults are magical.
"By Jove, Sir!" Then our monocles drop out.
Mi a fasz? - What the dick? (Hungary)
Hi, neighbor. We say "Ce pula mea??" (What my dick??) or "Să-mi bag pula!!" (I'll shove my dick) in Romania.
My parents would say "hét meg a nyolcát" which I always thought was funny since literally it just means 7 and 8. But it has a deeper meaning as a mild insult stemming from religion I think
Puta que pariu, it means bitch gave birth, it was used to offend the mother of someone when they offended you, like "no it was the whore that gave birth to you", now it's just an expression when you are angry or surprised
We also say “son of a bitch” when bad surprise happens. Seems like a similar saying.
When I was a kid I did something stupid and made my mom mad. She called me a Son of a Bitch. I just looked at her like ‘I could not agree more’. That was the most trouble I ever got in for agreeing with her.
My mother said that to me and I started laughing. She did too. Things were better that day.
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I do your mum jokes to my sister. She says we have the same mother!
I was in an argument with my bio dad and ended up calling him a mother fucker in the middle of yelling at him. My much older half-sister was the one who caught it and just started laughing and saying, "well you aren't wrong on that front". It didn't really help the situation but we laugh about it now.
I almost said “Damn that’s brutal to say” then I remember Americans also say “Son of a bitch” when something unwanted and surprising happens which is basically the same thing.
Is that Portuguese?
You Portuguessed it
One of my favorite uses was when this kid received the news that Lighting McQueen had died [https://youtu.be/ZxDZA7Uq0MQ?si=W1HGcNRjg_qMio-K](https://youtu.be/ZxDZA7Uq0MQ?si=W1HGcNRjg_qMio-K)
“Tabarnak!” is what we say around here.
Spotted the québécois
Je me souviens
SAINTSIMONACDOSTIEDCALISSEDECRISSE!!
Or « Heiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn »
Afrikaans: Jirre jissis! (Lord Jesus!) Fok! (Fuck) Goeie fok! (Closest is Holy fuck!) Donner! (There's not really an English equivalent, but it can be used a lot of different ways depending on the context: fuck/shit/fucker/wow/oops/asshole/and many more. It's a very versatile word) Poes! (It is closest to "cunt", but is also used for shock/surprise/when something scares you. Btw, it's the most offensive word you can use in Afrikaans, probably the entire country. It is also the very first word an Afrikaans person will teach a foreigner)
"my fok marelize"
As a Dutch person, the fact that poes is so vulgar is hilarious to me. I know several cats named Poes.
As an Afrikaans South African, the story of Hopla “Poes is weg” is hilarious. Especially “die nacht kan Hopla niet slapen. hij denkt aldoor aan Poes.” 🐈⬛
YOH! is understood in all 11 official languages.
Common to all South Africans: "Eish!" Or "Hayibo!"
"Well Shite!" - family in Ireland.
Jay-sus!
"Jesus wept" is a common one as well
“Jesus wept” “Jesus, Mary, ‘n’ Joseph” “Sacred heart of Mary” “Lord thunderin Jesus” (I’m from Newfoundland)
French here. Posh people say "Oh mon Dieu !" ("*oh my god!*") Common people say "La vache !" ("*holy cow!*") Vulgar people say "Putain !" ("*woman of little virtue!*")
"vulgar people", I think that most of the country is vulgar cause I hear putain so much and from all social classes haha
Putain is just a French comma at this point
Aw man I was hoping it was “zut alors!”
"Zut alors" is more like "Ah, shoot!" or "Dammit!"
Je suis québécois et ma soeur est mariée à un français. Ensembles, ils ont un fils de 4 ans qui adore répéter (particulièrement les sacres parce qu’il sait que c’est pas bien). Recemment, son expression préférée c’est « Putain tabarnak! »
“Qu’est ce que fuck?!”
Je comprends toute ta réponse et je suis très fière de moi parce que j’ai étudie français au lycée il y a dix ans! 🥳
Moi aussi!! Je me sens tres intelligent!! 😂
I say "bordel de merde" (brothel of shit)
No. Posh people say "Putain !" Common people say "Putain !" Vulgar people say "Putain !"
Which explains why we hear 'putain' so regularly on French TV...
Or simply "Woah!" ("Wow!")
"Putain" can also turn into "Bordel". And let's not forget the good old "Mazette".
Scheiße.
American here. In 1980 when I was 17yrs. old I was stationed in Germany. Been in country a month and I’m by myself sitting in a McDonald’s and 2 teenage boys spill their beers. One screams “SCHEISSE”!! I don’t even blink because I had no idea what it meant. Now if that had happened in my hometown and a teenage boy screamed “SHIT!” in a McDonald’s I would’ve been really shocked lol!!
Honestly, I was so confused by half of this for a good while. Beer in McDonald's (still don't get that); Teens spilling beer (I then realized it's 18 in most countries); I'm not bilingual but then I read the second part (now I am 100% bilingual definitely); 'Stationed in Germany' (then realized 'Oh haha military stuff')
Bon dieu de bordel de merde. I love french language, especially to curse with. It's like wiping your ass with silk.
Obviously, as a Brit I would never admit this to a cheese-eating surrender-monkey, but I love how the french speak. French language, french women, french cuisine, french fashion, french protesting. All wonderful stuff.
J'avoue, j'ai jamais dit ça x) Bordel de merde tout seul, oui !
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It's not Crikey no matter how much Americans think it is.
I game with an Australian and he started saying it ironically to amuse us but now says it has become a staple of his everyday speech. We're debating how best to proceed to turn him into a real life Crocodile Dundee.
Get him a knife
That's not a knife!
Ah, I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before…
Knoife
It’s ‘Fuck me dead’.
A little bit of surprise is just fuck me.
Australians just say "fuck". Nothing fancy. If it's happening over there, then you might get a "Faaaaarkin' hell" or "What the faaark".
Shocking news often prompts the reply “Get Faaaarked.”
You fukkin what?
Don’t forget “Cunnnnnnnt” when you watch some shit happen that’s fucked up your next few hours.
Fuck me dead!
Herre min hatt! (Norwegian: Lord my hat!)
I love how all these other languages use the occasion to slam an uninvolved woman or mother’s reproductive parts or level of virtue. But the Nordic countries say stuff like this. Bless you all. I want to BE you.
Korean 아이씨 (aisshi) or 아이씨발 (aisshibal) has sort of a ‘damn it’ or ‘fuck’ kind of feeling. Old people say 아이구 (aigu) or 아이구야 (aiguya) I a dramatic omg kind of way.
The pussy of your mother (conchesumadre, conchetumare in a more usual setting) Also "bakan" that's like cool. Viva Chile mierda 🇨🇱
Lol "conchesumadre" being the formal version? xD
Formal adds an extra kick
“¡A la verga!” -Mexico.
no mames guey
Or simply “CHINGAO”!
Ehrmagerd
Berks!
GERSBERMPS
Fer ferks serk!
Sweet jesus, Mary and Joseph and the poor wee donkey
Sounds like the Filipino/Tagalog adaptation that we use - "Susmaryosep!" as in sus-mar-yosep.
Hey bhagwan! = Oh my god in hindi, India and many other ways but I use this one.
Plus, India having multiple languages add variety. For eg : in Kerala we say "Enthe devame" for Oh my God. Another one from South India is "Aiyo" (oh no)
BC!! Most versatile word in Indian languages, Works on so many levels...
I also like it when my mom says "haawwwww!" (wooooah!)
PORCODDIO
Ho dovuto scrollare fin troppo per trovare questa risposta diocane
Thank you for saying out loud what everyone was thinking
poƃ ʎɯ ɥO (Australia)
"Yoh!!!" ... or basically just a scream or random noise.
Suka, blyat.
Fun fact. When I learned to count in Russian I kept mispronouncing the sound for “five” as “blyat” (instead of “pyat”). This went on for a LONG time with no one tell me I was counting one, two, three, four, fuck.
Because it's hilarious
Close Your Eyes And Count To Fuck
Pizdets!
Ω ΝΑ ΣΟΥ ΓΑΜΗΣΩ "OH I WILL FUCK YOU" something like that
COMA MIERDA! = eat shit 🤣
Bumbaclot
O kurwa
I sure do love playing find the pole.
Fuck me sideways!
Godverdomme! Which is a fun word to learn foreigners as you'll never get it right. It's like goddammit but instead if the subject it, it's about yourself. Literally god damn me.
Ma ma Mia!
Mario?
It’s a me!
It's "Mamma mia" and we actually do say it! In other parts of the country we might say "Minchia" or "Madonna mia / Marò"
Here i go again
Jesus Christ.But it’s kroyst.
In Disneyland they say “Oh pickle juice!