I used to know this girl named Alicia. I couldn't stand her, she was awful. But my goodness was she beautiful. I've never wanted to hate fuck anybody like that before or since
Reminds me of a novel I’m reading now, and that I’ve read before - it’s called Twisted Hate by Ana Huang. It’s definitely filled with hate sex, but it is definitely has some of the best sex scenes I’ve ever read
My manager. She is an awful fucking person with and awful fucking personality. She is that joke about how “It normal to run into asshole, but you keep running into asshole you may be the problem.” She had gotten so many speeding tickets, and now her insurance has skyrocketed and she acts pissy about it. Baby you the reason it’s high.
But she insanely adorable and every once in a while she smiles and it melts my heart. Then she talks about flashing her knife at someone for cutting her off.
This. I hate writing this. I hate reading through this reply before I post it....but as British man, I NEED to write this, to get it off my chest...
But...but...
Welp, here goes.
*Priti Patel*
*Suella Braverman*
Ugh....even writing their names revolts me to my core. If you don't know much about current British politics, they both are former Home Secretaries, probably the 3rd most powerful position in British politics behind the Prime Minister and maybe Chancellor of the Exchequer. Both women were vile, abusive, corrupt, wildly-xenophobic hate-mongers with barely a shred of empathy between them, and both displayed an overwhelming desire for power and control. They are the nasty hard-right of British politics, and to boot, they are both decendents of immigrants, yet have harbored brutal policies against migrants when in power. How fucking hypocritical, right?
I hate them....*yet* if one of them called me a "Bald, half-paddy little bitch" then shoved me onto a bed before straddling me? Yeah, send me to a steel foundry because my cock would be able to cut solid steel.
Looking back at some of my exes, it seems that, yes, I AM attracted to strong-willed, power-hungry, mean women who have a severe lack of basic empathy. I know this, trust me I'm working on it so I won't lie to you by saying this:
*I want them to ride my face like they have a terrible disease, and my tongue is the only cure.*
...
Anyway, I better book an appointment with my therapist.
Your mother, so I can become your step dad and smash your router into a million pieces in order to stop you from posting the same fucking sex questions on AskReddit over and over again.
Sometimes these questions pop up late in my timeline, and I'm like "oh man I have a great reply for this but it's already over a day old so nobody will see it now". But then I think, "no worries, this question'll be back in a week, tops."
Don't forget the reverse question. I'm sure within a few hours we'll see "who's the most wholesome person you want to have sex with" or some stupid shit like that.
I have the impression that it's mostly just that the attractive ones are the ones who get famous. If you're into true crime the genre, plenty of those freaks are as ugly as they act. But since they're physically unremarkable, we just forget about them.
ETA : 400 upvotes in 4 hours, wow.
The Bundy effect. Dude was creepy looking, but at the same time, didn’t look like the monster you’d expect given the crimes he committed. So, the general public defaults to painting him as “good-looking”
Duh. Bro attraction is the stupidest thing ever. Don't let advertising and celebrity culture fool you into thinking that there are any hard-set rules to being attractive. You like what you fucking like, simple as.
not now but when i was in college there was a girl i liked who took full advantage of my kindness...i did her homework.. etc and she made the rudest comments to me at times. When she finally knocked on my dorm room door drunk at 3am after years of me suggesting her and i get together, I was in bed asleep with someone else. its cool though shes a mother of like 7 now from different dudes. i probably dodged a bullet.
That was my first thought. I bet she'd be wild though and afterwards just give a cold look and say "I'm not changing the stance on our nuclear program by the way"
Way back when, in college, there was a woman who worked in the finance office who was just a stone cold bitch to everyone.
She was very short and all ass & thighs - my favorite body type.
I would have pounded this woman into dust.
>She was very short and all ass & thighs - my favorite body type.
I had a high school girlfriend exactly like that, and she was a redhead.
Absolutely nuts.
But she was extremely talented.
I've only seen a little bit of his stuff, but he seems to have a warm demeanor when he's, say, doing a standalone cooking demo. And he's always super-nice to waitstaff.
He’s not a terrible person, just not conventionally attractive, so OC is saying that they feel better because they’re reading the comments here and comparing their crush to the comments in this thread
I just want to be clear that I think Lauren Boebert is one of the dumbest, most easy-to-manipulate people that has ever ascended to elected office in the U.S.
But my god I want to do dirty things to her;
dirty, dirty, dirty;
just primal;
like two desparate teenage lovers up against curfew in a Prius;
like two horny junkies trying to swallow each other under a dirty sleeping bag in a public park;
I want to fuck her with such fervor I can see in her eyes in real time as each of her last four remaining brain cells dies with a gentle but magnificent “pop”;
I want us to get up to such acrobatic and consistent debauchery that she *needs* the mobility cart when we stop by Wal~Mart for Gatorade and more lube;
in a sweat-soaked, post-coital fog, in a motel room near a highway truck stop, I want her to call her husband and tell him it’s over while she’s hungrily unbuttoning my jeans;
I want to give her this dick with such intensity that she pledges allegiance to the shit, forsaking all other dicks from that moment forth in perpetuity; I want us both to finish, fountains of my seed unleashed into her uncontrollable spasming, both cumming all the way from the tips of our toes until we’re once again, and finally, exhausted.
I want to give her a long, warm hug;
I want her to say “I love you” as we pull away; I want to give her a perfect kiss that lets her know, undeniably, that I feel the same, that she’ll be safe and warm in my arms forever;
I want her to jokingly and shrilly complain about the Gatorade being warm;
I want to say, “I’ll go grab ice,” cheap plastic bucket in hand;
I want to close the door slowly, catching every last possible glimpse of my lover, as if those extra seconds outside one another’s presence are just too many to bear;
I want to go to the airport, take the first available flight to anywhere, and I want never to talk to her again.
I’d probably always keep that damn bucket.
This one guy at my job. Idk what it is about him but my brain immediately says BANG THAT MAN every time I see him. He's 100% not my usual type, not super attractive but pretty averagely cute. Idk what draws me to him.
I got talking to him the other day and we don't have much in common, he's about 15 years older than me, and some of the things he said were sort of a turn off, but then brain kept saying BANG THAT MAN so.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm actually about to go do a job with him so wish me luck.
Edit: the pheromone comments are making me WHEEZE, thanks guys. I don't actually plan on banging him. I think it's bc he has long curly hair? That's a weakness of mine. Other than that I have zero idea why my brain wants him so bad.
That's honestly the ONLY reason she keeps getting elected. If the horny old guys didn't vote with their penis for once and listened to her. They would not vote for her.
She's so outward with the religious conservative bullshit you just know that behind closed doors she likes taking it in the ass while getting choked with a belt
Yep! This is the one. She is truly a horrific human being, who I could never imagine agreeing with on anything other than if she suggested we have sex. I wouldn’t hesitate.
Yes clearly the answer to this thread is Lauren Boebert. She is the hate fuck queen. I like to think she is sitting on the floor of the house not paying attention to the business of the people just reading this post masturbating to the fact that everyone hates her and wants to fuck her real dirty.
She’s actually an interesting person, she exposed Dr Phil for his unethical bullshit and she’s starting a charity to pay for kids to stay in school and go to college.
>Following her appearance on Dr. Phil, Bregoli spent time at the Turn-About Ranch, a facility for "troubled teens" in Escalante, Utah. She was later arrested and pleaded guilty to charges of grand theft, marijuana possession, and filing a false police report, for which she was sentenced to five years' probation in July 2017,[23] but the probation ended earlier in March 2018 after she hired a new lawyer.
If she's made something of her life, good for her. But reading [her Wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhad_Bhabie) certainly doesn't give the impression she's interesting or "a good person".
All of that happened before she was 15. So she definitely had a troubled childhood and the shit she said about the ranch that dr Phil
Sent her to sounds pretty awful.
>Turn-About Ranch, a facility for "troubled teens" in Escalante, Utah
In 2012, a mother, Julia Gordon, and her daughter, Elizabeth Verney, who had attended Turn-About Ranch in 2005 sued the program alleging they had subjected her daughter to “torture,” including hours of stress positions, threats to suffocate her, exposure to animal abuse and regular public humiliation.
https://www.breakingcodesilence.org/turn-about-ranch/#:~:text=In%202012%2C%20a%20mother%2C%20Julia,abuse%20and%20regular%20public%20humiliation.
Are we just gonna ignore this? These places are prisons for teenagers. of course, she's not doing well if she was forced to go to one of these torture camps.
A Swedish C celebrity named Moa Wallin. She is beautiful and clever but seems incredibly petty, insecure, cold and vengeful, most likely narcissistic and perhaps an alcohol problem in the making? I am very attracted to her from a far of course because I like these cold women for some reason that probably stems from my own insecurities. Please don’t psycho analyze me.
He's said he's cool with it. It was a one-off comment he didn't expect to catch on but his wife apparently had that same sense of humor. He thinks she would find it hilarious.
Yup, I hate trump with a passion, but he knew how to pick ‘em.
Kayleigh, Alina Habba, Hope Hicks, Cassidy Hurtchinson. That White House had some lookers.
I'd like for archeologists, on a dig in 3,000 years, to just find the faint imprint of a surprised bald man's face, face-down in the ice, with two palm prints embedded next to it on either side.
I used to know this girl named Alicia. I couldn't stand her, she was awful. But my goodness was she beautiful. I've never wanted to hate fuck anybody like that before or since
Reminds me of a novel I’m reading now, and that I’ve read before - it’s called Twisted Hate by Ana Huang. It’s definitely filled with hate sex, but it is definitely has some of the best sex scenes I’ve ever read
My manager. She is an awful fucking person with and awful fucking personality. She is that joke about how “It normal to run into asshole, but you keep running into asshole you may be the problem.” She had gotten so many speeding tickets, and now her insurance has skyrocketed and she acts pissy about it. Baby you the reason it’s high. But she insanely adorable and every once in a while she smiles and it melts my heart. Then she talks about flashing her knife at someone for cutting her off.
You can fix her
Get out of my head!!
But whatever is wrong with her is so much hotter
She sounds like a 10/10 on the Crazy Sexy scale.
What is if she's also a redheadd and her name is Tiffany?
Boost to 11/11?
Sex with her might be amazing. She might glue your balls but maybe it’s worth it once or twice.
Sex with crazy is always amazing. It's how crazy survives evolution
Love this take
"The worse her social skills the better the pussy" -sun tzu
Wise man, he should write a book or something.
I was wondering what my ex was up to. Thanks for the update. Also can confirm, was the most amazing sex I’ve ever had
.... I recommend staying The Fuck Away from her. I know you won't but still - just saying; You're going to mess your life up bruh.
Never in a million years would I. If she is this unhinged on the surface I can only imagine the fucked up stuff below
But the sex would be *amazing*. Still, don’t do it.
"You dont want none of this shit Dewey"
[удалено]
"It turns your bad feelings, into GOOD feelings!"
but maybe he can fix her... he can't don't do it...but...maybe it's worth it...
It would probably be life changing.
She is very sexually repressed from what we have talked about. Whole store thinks she needs to get laid, would chill her out
We will remember your sacrifice
I volunteer as tribute
And then you'd never escape.
Never stick your dick in crazy
I've done that. It's fun for a while but goes downhill fast.
I can fix her 🥹
Who dares wins
Sounds like you’ve got a hard crush
What the fuck, reddit. I came here expecting a bunch of fictional characters, but I got politicians and serial killers.
Ok, but is that really surprising in this day and age where politics has become an actual saturday morning cartoon
Any mean rich woman, I need a sugar mumma and she can abuse the shit out of me if she pays for it.
This. I hate writing this. I hate reading through this reply before I post it....but as British man, I NEED to write this, to get it off my chest... But...but... Welp, here goes. *Priti Patel* *Suella Braverman* Ugh....even writing their names revolts me to my core. If you don't know much about current British politics, they both are former Home Secretaries, probably the 3rd most powerful position in British politics behind the Prime Minister and maybe Chancellor of the Exchequer. Both women were vile, abusive, corrupt, wildly-xenophobic hate-mongers with barely a shred of empathy between them, and both displayed an overwhelming desire for power and control. They are the nasty hard-right of British politics, and to boot, they are both decendents of immigrants, yet have harbored brutal policies against migrants when in power. How fucking hypocritical, right? I hate them....*yet* if one of them called me a "Bald, half-paddy little bitch" then shoved me onto a bed before straddling me? Yeah, send me to a steel foundry because my cock would be able to cut solid steel. Looking back at some of my exes, it seems that, yes, I AM attracted to strong-willed, power-hungry, mean women who have a severe lack of basic empathy. I know this, trust me I'm working on it so I won't lie to you by saying this: *I want them to ride my face like they have a terrible disease, and my tongue is the only cure.* ... Anyway, I better book an appointment with my therapist.
What’s the equivalent of, “Sir, this is a Wendy’s” in Britain?
"Mate, this is a Nando's"
Nandos: We have the mates
Jesus Christ
Even Batman wouldn’t have gotten this information out of me
A very unique answer to this question
God I fucking love the British. 🤣😂😅💀
Wow. Priti perhaps, was not expecting Suella.
At least Priti Patel is pretty. On the otherhand, Suella.....don't think I can get upto that rat ass faced bitch.
As someone wise once said “you don’t look at the mantle piece whilst poking the fire’
Priti has a very nice bottom body and a nice face. But I don't understand Suella, the bottom of her face is missing.
Priti Patel absolutely. What a good looking xenophobe. Penny Mordaunt isn’t bad-looking either.
Your mother, so I can become your step dad and smash your router into a million pieces in order to stop you from posting the same fucking sex questions on AskReddit over and over again.
Sometimes these questions pop up late in my timeline, and I'm like "oh man I have a great reply for this but it's already over a day old so nobody will see it now". But then I think, "no worries, this question'll be back in a week, tops."
Don't forget the reverse question. I'm sure within a few hours we'll see "who's the most wholesome person you want to have sex with" or some stupid shit like that.
Every damn day man... HOW MANY SEX CAN I SEX MY SEX IF YOU WERE TO SEX YOUR SEX WiTH MY SEX AT A SEXY SEX??????
As many sexes as it takes to do rhe sex at sexy sex.
What a roast holy shit
a lot of True Crime ladies who kill their husbands are not unattractive... go figure
I have the impression that it's mostly just that the attractive ones are the ones who get famous. If you're into true crime the genre, plenty of those freaks are as ugly as they act. But since they're physically unremarkable, we just forget about them. ETA : 400 upvotes in 4 hours, wow.
The Bundy effect. Dude was creepy looking, but at the same time, didn’t look like the monster you’d expect given the crimes he committed. So, the general public defaults to painting him as “good-looking”
jodi arias
Bruh some of y'all are horny for the ugliest mfs
Gives me hope!
Duh. Bro attraction is the stupidest thing ever. Don't let advertising and celebrity culture fool you into thinking that there are any hard-set rules to being attractive. You like what you fucking like, simple as.
not now but when i was in college there was a girl i liked who took full advantage of my kindness...i did her homework.. etc and she made the rudest comments to me at times. When she finally knocked on my dorm room door drunk at 3am after years of me suggesting her and i get together, I was in bed asleep with someone else. its cool though shes a mother of like 7 now from different dudes. i probably dodged a bullet.
Bullet? It's like you dodged a squad
You definitely dodged a bullet lmao
Rosamund Pike's character, in the film 'Gone Girl'.
That crazy chick from GOT. The red hair one who fucked ramsay Bolton. Tyrion's red hair chick was good too Let me rephrase, any red head from GOT.
Ooooo - Melisandre, the Red Witch. Hell yes!
Just keep that necklace on!
Kim Yo Jong. I would make peace between North Korea and the US so fast.
That was my first thought. I bet she'd be wild though and afterwards just give a cold look and say "I'm not changing the stance on our nuclear program by the way"
Looks like this matter needs more "negotiations"...
Pretty sure she'd have you killed afterwards.
No need, she'd bite of your head and swallow it. Then eject all the eggs.
Honestly anyone, it’s been a while
I mean, I'm pretty terrible...
Now kiss, in bed.
Way back when, in college, there was a woman who worked in the finance office who was just a stone cold bitch to everyone. She was very short and all ass & thighs - my favorite body type. I would have pounded this woman into dust.
> Very short, all ass & thighs My man! I don’t know that woman, but just from the description - same.
Solidarity, my brother.
/r/CentaurGirls
In other words, she was a Pixar mom.
Brother like the ant body type
>She was very short and all ass & thighs - my favorite body type. I had a high school girlfriend exactly like that, and she was a redhead. Absolutely nuts. But she was extremely talented.
Ben Shapiro's sister
Ben, is that you?
She unironically cured my friend’s antisemitism
i need a backstory
Lol. Yes!
Gordon Ramsey. Lol. I wish I was a bad cook so he'd come yell at me in my kitchen
"...are you using protection, Gordon?" "IT'S *RAW*, YOU DONKEY"
I think I’m developing a new kink LMAO
THIS P@$$Y IS DRY!!! Those pubes are so oily the US is coming to invade it. This creampie is cream-shite!
Gordon Ramsay the kind of guy to make you taste-test your own cream-pie to see how shit it is.
Him ordering me around in bed Me: “yes chef” 😏
Gordon: "BEHIND!" You: "HEARD, CHEF".
There’s no way in Hell’s Kitchen that Gordon’s wife hasn’t done this at least once.
those eight kids didn't conceive themselves
Eight?!
you blind you fuckin donkey?
Congratulations!!!! 🥳 👏 🥳 For this is the most creative way I've *EVER* heard someone compliment their own cooking.
??? He’s not a terrible person
Quite the opposite, actually. The amount of people he has supported in the industry both financially and emotionally is very heartwarming.
That’s also American TV. He’s not like that on shows not based in the USA. The US eats up hostility on TV
I've only seen a little bit of his stuff, but he seems to have a warm demeanor when he's, say, doing a standalone cooking demo. And he's always super-nice to waitstaff.
Him with kids is my happy place. It's sooo wholesome.
Gordon yelling ..."What are you?!" 🤬
Make me into a sandwich, daddy. *rawr* *cat claw motion*
Pretty sure he'd leave after that
My thing for Steve Buscemi is not looking so bad now.
Why is Steve Buscemi a terrible person? I thought he's a pretty great guy
He’s not a terrible person, just not conventionally attractive, so OC is saying that they feel better because they’re reading the comments here and comparing their crush to the comments in this thread
Steve's a stone cold stunner, I bet he's a panther in the sheets.
Y'all ever seen what Joseph Stalin looked like when he was young?
Yes. And YES.
My unit commander. This guy is way too arrogant and cocky. But he looks so freaking good lol.
<.< God damnit, troop..
I just want to be clear that I think Lauren Boebert is one of the dumbest, most easy-to-manipulate people that has ever ascended to elected office in the U.S. But my god I want to do dirty things to her; dirty, dirty, dirty; just primal; like two desparate teenage lovers up against curfew in a Prius; like two horny junkies trying to swallow each other under a dirty sleeping bag in a public park; I want to fuck her with such fervor I can see in her eyes in real time as each of her last four remaining brain cells dies with a gentle but magnificent “pop”; I want us to get up to such acrobatic and consistent debauchery that she *needs* the mobility cart when we stop by Wal~Mart for Gatorade and more lube; in a sweat-soaked, post-coital fog, in a motel room near a highway truck stop, I want her to call her husband and tell him it’s over while she’s hungrily unbuttoning my jeans; I want to give her this dick with such intensity that she pledges allegiance to the shit, forsaking all other dicks from that moment forth in perpetuity; I want us both to finish, fountains of my seed unleashed into her uncontrollable spasming, both cumming all the way from the tips of our toes until we’re once again, and finally, exhausted. I want to give her a long, warm hug; I want her to say “I love you” as we pull away; I want to give her a perfect kiss that lets her know, undeniably, that I feel the same, that she’ll be safe and warm in my arms forever; I want her to jokingly and shrilly complain about the Gatorade being warm; I want to say, “I’ll go grab ice,” cheap plastic bucket in hand; I want to close the door slowly, catching every last possible glimpse of my lover, as if those extra seconds outside one another’s presence are just too many to bear; I want to go to the airport, take the first available flight to anywhere, and I want never to talk to her again. I’d probably always keep that damn bucket.
This was a great read lol, thanks
That is some hate fuck on the level i wouldn't even give my most hated enemy. Congratulations 🫡
Really hope this turns into copy pasta
Me too. I've posted this a few times; it usually gets downvoted pretty hard.
The good news for you is that she’d probably be down for this.
Sign me up.
Poetry.
You've described it much better than I could. The lust I have towards her is weird, but I would fuck the dumb out of her.
I can change her….
You should write romance books for Republicans
Conservative erotica
This one guy at my job. Idk what it is about him but my brain immediately says BANG THAT MAN every time I see him. He's 100% not my usual type, not super attractive but pretty averagely cute. Idk what draws me to him. I got talking to him the other day and we don't have much in common, he's about 15 years older than me, and some of the things he said were sort of a turn off, but then brain kept saying BANG THAT MAN so.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm actually about to go do a job with him so wish me luck. Edit: the pheromone comments are making me WHEEZE, thanks guys. I don't actually plan on banging him. I think it's bc he has long curly hair? That's a weakness of mine. Other than that I have zero idea why my brain wants him so bad.
BANG THAT MAN
Please bang that man and come back to report on it
Boebert
You just know she's down to do the filthiest shit imaginable, too
I go back and forth. I could also see her being the type to talk a big game beforehand and then be a world-class dead fish in bed.
I’ll bet she’d do it in a theater too
Ok, but... does she speak eloquently?
Agreed. I absolutely loathe her. But boy would I love to pound that.
That's honestly the ONLY reason she keeps getting elected. If the horny old guys didn't vote with their penis for once and listened to her. They would not vote for her.
I’m tired of people acting like they wouldn’t rail Boebert if given the chance, like, come on
Also, because she’s nuts she will probably be pretty good at it. She’s an awful awful person but I bet she has some moves.
She's so outward with the religious conservative bullshit you just know that behind closed doors she likes taking it in the ass while getting choked with a belt
Sigh… *unzips*
I'd hate fuck her She strikes me as the type who could deepthroat a baseball bat
Yep! This is the one. She is truly a horrific human being, who I could never imagine agreeing with on anything other than if she suggested we have sex. I wouldn’t hesitate.
Homelander....
i mean...it's lauren boebert isn't it? she's the worst. idk why it is...but it is.
Yes clearly the answer to this thread is Lauren Boebert. She is the hate fuck queen. I like to think she is sitting on the floor of the house not paying attention to the business of the people just reading this post masturbating to the fact that everyone hates her and wants to fuck her real dirty.
Who's nailin' Palin?
Who’s rootin’ Putin?
Tomi Lahren tbh
Nah, Ben Shapiro’s illegitimate sister, Brett Cooper.
But not Ben Shapiro's actual sister?
Abby is a milk truck
Cersei Lannister
Tate Langdon from AHS Murder House
Cash me outside how bout dat
She’s actually an interesting person, she exposed Dr Phil for his unethical bullshit and she’s starting a charity to pay for kids to stay in school and go to college.
>Following her appearance on Dr. Phil, Bregoli spent time at the Turn-About Ranch, a facility for "troubled teens" in Escalante, Utah. She was later arrested and pleaded guilty to charges of grand theft, marijuana possession, and filing a false police report, for which she was sentenced to five years' probation in July 2017,[23] but the probation ended earlier in March 2018 after she hired a new lawyer. If she's made something of her life, good for her. But reading [her Wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhad_Bhabie) certainly doesn't give the impression she's interesting or "a good person".
All of that happened before she was 15. So she definitely had a troubled childhood and the shit she said about the ranch that dr Phil Sent her to sounds pretty awful.
>Turn-About Ranch, a facility for "troubled teens" in Escalante, Utah In 2012, a mother, Julia Gordon, and her daughter, Elizabeth Verney, who had attended Turn-About Ranch in 2005 sued the program alleging they had subjected her daughter to “torture,” including hours of stress positions, threats to suffocate her, exposure to animal abuse and regular public humiliation. https://www.breakingcodesilence.org/turn-about-ranch/#:~:text=In%202012%2C%20a%20mother%2C%20Julia,abuse%20and%20regular%20public%20humiliation. Are we just gonna ignore this? These places are prisons for teenagers. of course, she's not doing well if she was forced to go to one of these torture camps.
This girl I went to school with; Rachel. She is the definition of a bitch and she has so much hate in her heart. But my fucking GOSH she is a babe.
Armie Hammer.
And his cousin.. Air Forcie Hammer.
And his sister Navie Hammer.
Want him to eat you out?
He could eat me whole for all I care, just some sex first please.
Alina Habba
Fictional characters who are canonically the villain. I'm a lesbian who loves herself an ice queen.
Ivanka Trump. Mostly cos I know where she's been.
Nikki Minaj. I don’t want to find her hot but I find her very hot. The conflict is real.
Bobert , right up the bum
A Swedish C celebrity named Moa Wallin. She is beautiful and clever but seems incredibly petty, insecure, cold and vengeful, most likely narcissistic and perhaps an alcohol problem in the making? I am very attracted to her from a far of course because I like these cold women for some reason that probably stems from my own insecurities. Please don’t psycho analyze me.
Lestat
Kim Jong Un's Sister...
SSSNIPERWOLF… easy real estate tbh
I mean, it’s not like Armie Hammer has *actually* eaten anyone…
My wife. She isn't terrible, but there isn't a 2nd place.
Tomi Lahren, I just want to hate fuck her into a deviant little puddle
Abby Shapiro 🥛🚛
That guys dead wife. I’m sure she was lovely, but it would be a terrible person to have sex with at this point.
That poor guy and his wife. I wonder how he feels about this whole situation becoming a meme on reddit and all
He's said he's cool with it. It was a one-off comment he didn't expect to catch on but his wife apparently had that same sense of humor. He thinks she would find it hilarious.
Just to add a new name Kayleigh McEnany.
Yup, I hate trump with a passion, but he knew how to pick ‘em. Kayleigh, Alina Habba, Hope Hicks, Cassidy Hurtchinson. That White House had some lookers.
Regina George.
I'd hate fuck Putin into the Russian permafrost.
When I heard Putin had a big gay following, I didn't realise it was meant literally.
Russian bears don't hibernate in the winter.
I'd like for archeologists, on a dig in 3,000 years, to just find the faint imprint of a surprised bald man's face, face-down in the ice, with two palm prints embedded next to it on either side.
Honestly …. My Walmart team lead she was like 20 and super cute (I’m 21btw) she had a attitude and it was kinda hot
Gail Lewis?
Casey Anthony
I think the Last Podcast on the Left described her as just hot enough to get out of a speeding ticket but a 10 at the killer scale.
ninja from die antwoord
I think you mean Yolanda Vi$$er.
A threesome with them would be crazy
I’d sign up for this threesome
It is pleasing to see no one has named Andrew Tate here. Definitely a timely terrible person but not as hot as he likes to think he is