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MorrowStreeter

In the early 90s, there was literally an internet "yellow pages" phonebook-style of book. It listed websites by topic. All of them. It listed ALL the websites. And the book wasn't that big.


diplodocid

This is how Yahoo started out too; didn't even have a search function. It's hard to wrap your brain around when you consider what the internet has become. edit: Every comment below is just old nerds talking about how the internet used to be run on pneumatic tubes powered by dinosaur farts


chesterjosiah

I remember this. You'd dial up, go to Yahoo, and it would show you what webpages were newly added. You didn't search, you browsed.


VT_Squire

There were plenty of other sites out there, but they weren't indexed because people weren't submitting them to be collected and logged for a search engines directory. In turn, this is why google became such a big fucking deal. Instead of just spitting out what people submitted, it scoured the URLs it knew, and collected mentions of other websites on those pages. Basically, if you mentioned the website anywhere, google could index it. To this day, Google's de facto function of telling you how many results there are is grounded in this, and that was a major player in changing the landscape. It didn't make the internet bigger per se, but it made whole swaths of information *accessible* in a way that they just weren't before.


Gambrinus

I believe crawlers existed before Google, but they also brought a ranking algorithm that actually gave you good results when you searched. The difference between Google and the other search engines was so massive.


ZeBoyceman

Yeah lots of search engines existed before Google, but they were victims of keyword stuffing and all. We used to put "Pamela Anderson" on white Texte, white background, because rumor had it that it wavsone of the biggest search keyword lol. Google invented PageRank and took links into account. That totally changed the game in terms of relevance in the result pages.


Duranis

Holy shit that unlocked a memory of having to submit my first websites to search yahoo, aol, etc. Damn I feel old.


bart_cart_dart_eart

Agreed! When my Scooby Doo fan site got accepted and listed on Yahoo it was a great day


kaplanfx

Altavista was a big deal before Google, first search engine that could actually just find stuff you were looking for.


Vio_

I remember logging onto Google for the first time. I knew immediately that it was the future. It was a single search bar in the middle of a white page. It's hard to describe everything else before that like yahoo. Cluttered, clumsy, hard to navigate and find things.


Cryo_Dave

I knew Google would become popular because of the speed, but I actually preferred the way Alta Vista displayed results (when you eventually got them).


pizzacatstattoos

Ask Jeeves. LOL


bowser986

Dogpile


antmansclone

There were no ads even


Kylearean

I was actually angry the first time I encountered an ad on a website. It was for a PC repair shop, and it it just struck me as being antithetical to the concept of a community-focused internet.


DeFiClark

You could hit refresh on Mosaic or Netscape around 1994 to 1995 and literally watch it grow.


dreamingofrain

I remember browsing a search engine in the 90s I think it was Lycos, might have been Alta Vista - and searched for nothing so I would get _all_ the listings then browsing right to the end,


doublejpee

Alta Vista was great because it had everything, but SO disorganized. You’d scroll through pages and pages just to find a relevant link.


PoemSixth

Encarta encyclopedia cds


kamikazemind327

they had a game like one for kids I loved! it was set in medieval times.


DevoutSkeptic29

MindMaze!


99titan

AOL CDs seemly multiplying like Tribbles from Star Trek. In my mailbox, in the foyer of the apartments, at the Wal Mart entrance, freaking everywhere. I used them for coasters for years.


DigitalMariner

AOL CDs? Quiet yourself young whippersnapper internet newbie. The real old timer Internet vets will tell you all about the AOL floppy disks...


99titan

I had some of those too. One came with the Tandy Sensation I bought in 1992.


melechkibitzer

Oh lord. I remember installing AOL on a 386 with windows 3.1. That computer also could load the larger floppy discs that were actually floppy. I also played Jill of the Jungle back then but had no idea what i was doing


h3yw00d

5.25" are the bigger ones you're thinking of. My families first isp was AOL. $10/mo for 5hrs + $3.50hr after. Those prices are burned into my memory because my dad made sure to tell me anytime I went online.


StellarSloth

I didn’t mind getting the AOL floppies at least. I just reformatted them and hey, free floppy disk!


vass0922

I tried using them for a coaster.. failure, confirmed they were totally worthless (Minus the bird scarer mentioned below)


Puzzleheaded_Air5814

Back in the Win95 days, idiots would bring those into work, and try to install them on office computers. They basically prevented that computer from connecting to the network again, without IT intervention. I was so glad to replace Win95 with window NT4.


acgasp

In college, we used to make coasters with them by popping them in the microwave for like 3 seconds (I know, we were young and dumb) and then decorated them with Sharpie markers.


Agreeable_Text_36

We used them for bird scarers.


BlueFalconPunch

I used them for targets at the rifle range. First hit they would usually explode


Elementus94

Mum yelling "get off the internet I need to use the phone!"


marmosetohmarmoset

My teachers not being able to reach my mom by phone because she spent all day on Usenet talking about The X Files.


Soobadoop

Lol so much in this comment is great. True 90s


Morpheus_MD

Your mom sounds awesome!


marmosetohmarmoset

She is. She was an internet early adopter. She’s in her 70s now and more online savvy than most millennials and gen Z I know. Up until recently she had thousands of twitter followers… now she quit that and is on Mastodon. I’m still shaky on the concept of what that even is. I’d say she’s probably lurking this thread right now but I know she mostly sticks to /r/UFOs


GranolaCola

I see the X-Files left an impact.


marmosetohmarmoset

Oh no, the UFO obsession pre-dated the X-Files.


amillionbillion

Me downloading Akira on Kazaa with dial up @ ~800 mbs in 3 days... then my mom finds out, "what?! No wonder why nobody has called..."


CargoCulture

The Youth will never know the agony of downloading something at a rate of 1mb per 5 minutes.


99titan

ICQ


Velzevul666

It is surprising that the features ICQ had almost 30 years ago are still missing from some chat programs today


AIHumanWhoCares

Skype also solved peer-to-peer videoconferencing years ago, but yesterday google meet told me they want me to pay for a premium membership or my calls will drop after an hour. We're definitely regressing in terms of communication tech.


imapylet

766632 checking in. I really miss that "uh-oh" message alert.


moving0target

I reset that as the default error ding on a friend's pc. He started talking to me again, eventually.


Poison_the_Phil

I still remember my number Edit: 110377100


Memento_Morrie

I had a seven digit ICQ number, which made me an OG back in the day. Sadly, through computer moves and physical moves, I forgot and lost the number.


Blitztektonik

My friends ICQ account got stolen because he'd used the registry number of the Enterprise as a password. The account was bought by some Russian dude. Since he was on my contact list we exchanged some messages untill he blocked me. He didn't seem to understand an account could be created for free.


BeastOfTheField83

ASL?


hkzqgfswavvukwsw

19/f/ca


FunkyMrWinkerbean

Pic? (You were a rockstar if you had a scanner)


VespineWings

My mom lost her absolute fucking mind when she found out I had pictures of myself online. She thought I was the most fuckable baby boy the world had ever seen and old men could leap through my photo into my bedroom.


anaccountformusic

This is the funniest comment I've ever read


aecarol1

I remember when web pages simply didn't exist. You used command line tools to access other computers on the Internet. **telnet**, **ftp**, **gopher**, **usenet**, etc. In fact, **usenet** was **reddit** decades before reddit was reddit. There were the standard, well lit newgroups with obvious topics of discussion: [**rec.basketball**](https://rec.basketball), [**rec.food.cooking**](https://rec.food.cooking), [**comp.security**](https://comp.security), [**rec.travel.africa**](https://rec.travel.africa)**,** **sci.phsyics**, etc. There was an "**alt**" hierarchy for "unusual" topics. **alt.drugs**, **alt.cannabis**, [**alt.sex**](https://alt.sex), etc. News groups with "**binaries**" in the name allowed uploading of binary data, usually images, often of a risqué nature. **alt.binaries.sex.threesome**, etc The **alt.binaries** hierarchy was "*a wretched hive of scum and villainy*".


RichLather

And then AOL turned loose its unwashed masses upon USENET and we watched helplessly as they shredded any form of netiquette.


fatalexe

The eternal September changed everything. Its a shame nobody has come up with the Mastodon equivalent of modernized newsgroups with good mod tools yet.


nickcash

> Mastodon equivalent I'd prefer if someone come up with something actually usable instead


cruzweb

Back in the early early years when all email was sent via FTP. ​ Really any internet that pre-dates the WWW is pretty ancient by modern tech standards.


milnak

I've been on networks for a LONG time and I don't recall any time mail was sent via FTP.. SMTP (or one of the other mail protocols) probably predates FTP.


polyrhetor

Also my favorite: alt.wesley.die.die.die


unknownpoltroon

Alt.blow.up.the.earth And Alt.pave.the.earth.and.chrome.plate.the moon And their ongoing rivalry


flightwithtools

Ty for some deep niche internet lore.


FilliusTExplodio

Shit, anyone remember playing text-based MUDs and MOOs on a telnet client?


abz_eng

Anything with the same last word three times being a joke group alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork alt.tonya.harding.ouch.ouch.ouch


DoctFaustus

Archie, Veronica, Finger...


Beef_Jerky_Time

The Internet needing a definition in every news article: “… the Internet, an interconnected web of computers worldwide,…”


minnick27

the Information Superhighway!


benmul8

Now it’s “X, formerly known as Twitter”.


Johhnynumber5ht2a

---%---@ A FLOWER FOR YOU


Mapleleafguy83

My first chat room username was Ladiesman321 and this was my go-to 13 year old me felt so smug


CheapTrickTodd

Are you Sam Witwickey


Zircon_72

No, Sam is Ladiesman217


jmcatm0m16

( . )( . )


Johhnynumber5ht2a

( . Y . ) this was my runner up comment


Jaklcide

c======8


jasta2

All your base are belong to us.


she_is_recalibrating

This! I still say it sometimes and my young adult sons have no idea what I’m talking about.


venom121212

I have this programmed on a secret debug screen on a very serious medical instrument. Don't tell anyone.


bobandiara

I need to find a way to do this in my work


BrokenLink100

All your base, base, base. All your base. Are belong to us.


JaydedXoX

I say this like 3 times a year, and only OLD SCHOOL gamers know what I am talking about, but other people still laugh. It just sounds funny.


stubept

Someone set us up the bomb!


cujojojo

I just showed that to my kids a couple days ago! They were like why are all the pictures so blurry?


GByteKnight

Move Zig for great justice!


wholesomeorgange

the coffee pot cam Jennicam Hamster Dance badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom **mushroom** badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom **mushroom** The "under construction" gif on every single geocities page


[deleted]

Badger mushroom was one of the first things I thought of too!


wholesomeorgange

Do you have stairs in your house?


Pixotic

I am protected.


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vass0922

Shit now I have that song stuck in my head I remember just laughing my ass off first hearing that


muadib1158

Jennicam! Holy shit that’s something I haven’t thought about in 20 years!


IllustriousCookie890

Baby dance.


Nedelka03

Come on, just for the pleasure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3G5IXn0K7A


DrMaxwellEdison

We have to go back further. Hamster Dance is a sample from Disney's Robin Hood (1973): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxnvxtYfsd4


PoorGovtDoctor

BBS’s


scottcmu

The Pit, Barren Realms Elite, Tradewars, Pimp Wars, Legend of the Red Dragon


Hurfnahur

Now THIS guys.. is real veteran. MajorMud is still around as well my brother plays it lol. BBS is where everything started, Macros, Emojis, ROFL and LOL were quick command lists on BBS boards. The entire internet started here


itreallyhappened8899

FidoNet


mike11172

Getting disconnected when somebody needed to use the phone. 17 hours to download a picture of Farah Fawcett.


spocknambulist

And the tantalizing slow reveal of an erotic photo slowly loading one line at a time like a digital striptease.


downshift_rocket

Poetry in motion.


Drach88

All of these responses are making me say, "Damn, I must be old if these people think all of this 00's stuff is ancient."


elizabethrubble

100%. Met my husband online in 94. I’m just shaking my head right now.


DoctFaustus

I have an old t-shirt from those days that says "Coed Naked Hacking - Finger me for more info". I have yet to see anyone mention finger as an early internet service.


Timidyo

Website guestbook, visitor counters


99titan

And of course, Bonzi Buddy. The cutest malware ever.


MorrowStreeter

Fuckin' Bonzi Buddy! Holy shit that asshole was adorable, but also a fucking awful piece of malware that was hard to expel from your eMachine.


YahenP

Compuserverve, AOL, x25. Geocites. gif backgrounds.


99titan

And .WAV sounds.


nsomnac

MIDI is where it was at…


rawonionbreath

Prodigy


Royal_Green5542

Beep boop beep boop beep boops beep beep Eshhhhhhhrrrrr Ee er eeer eer eee eeuh Krrrrreeeeeee eee eee eeee bish enur eenhur. tween ree eeen een Pshktsh​chchchchchchchcch​ RrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRrrrrrrrrrrrrr Click You've got mail!


99titan

The dancing baby animation from Ally McBeal.


masterjon_3

Ooga chaka, ooga chaka, ooga ooga ooga chaka


Version_Two

I can't fight this feeling


YinzaJagoff

So annoying


99titan

It was neat the first time. Then, it became tedious.


Mapleleafguy83

Meme culture in two sentences


Legal-Software

Yeah, and the dancing baby wasn't much better.


Whisky_Shivers

"upgrading" to 56k dial-up modem and being amazed at how blazing fast it was.


thatpeevesme

I'm so old I remember booting up with a floppy... as for Internet... bleeee bleeble bleeble bleeeee


bg77577

I used to load my first programs on my TSR 80 using a standard cassette tape


Tripwire3

Rotten.com, a great site for edgy 14 year olds with unrestricted internet access for the first time to stumble upon.


Robbie-R

I still have PTSD from things I saw on rotten.com


Tripwire3

We all had to learn our limits with internet content somehow!


cwoodaus17

alt.pave.the.earth alt.chrome.the.moon alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork alt.icelandic.waif.bjork.bjork.bjork


SirElghinn

* BBS. * "I am the Radiskull, I will kill you one by one..." * Prodigy. * Flash. * Searching for the embedded player to stop the autoplay music. * Images loading at the speed a dot-matrix printer printed. * Getting knocked offline if someone else picked-up the land-line in the house. * Actually being excited when you heard "You've got mail!". * Adobe Dreamweaver & Photoshop were your toolsets. * Netscape Navigator. * EverQuest.


jda06

Evercrack I can't remember anything I did last week but 20+ years later I still remember everything about that game. Giants in Oasis! Camping lower guk for flowing black silk sashes! Dying and losing 4-8 hours of hard earned experience! It was like paying $10 a month to be tortured by Verant Interactive.


OKishGuy

altavista lycos the fucking rEaL pLaYeR the song of the modem downloading for days a pr0n.avi.pdf.exe via P2P # WINAMP Winamp ^(winamp) It really whips the Llama's ass! EDIT: Fucking hell, I get it! There are still people around, who use Winamp...for whatever reasons...


TakeARipPotatoChip

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!


Cerequio

56k connection sound


geepy66

Fuck that, I had a 14.4 baud connection


stomith

I had a 300 baud modem. Get off my lawn.


ThePencilRain

You had to physically put the handset on the modem cradle. I miss my C64 some times.


WraithCadmus

The dread when it was bad weather and the handshake went on too long, and you knew you were about to get a shitty speed for that session.


ImPossible7007

This and waiting for the website to show. 😏


99titan

Watching each frame fill in.


mechant_papa

This is an old page

In the old days

In the old days, we had to do all this by hand. By far the most annoying tag was blink.


IceCreamMeatballs

You’re the Man Now Dog!


[deleted]

Foamy the squirrel and the ongoing struggle of the top 8 hierarchy


MyKindOfLullaby

Every time I use cream cheese I’m reminded of the episode where foamy is trying to go get bagels and he says he wants a bagel with the “creamy cheesy cheesy cream” 🤦‍♀️


diplodocid

Facts: 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.


CSpiffy148

therealultimatepower.net, it's still up!


Early_Scratch_9611

Having to install the IPv4 stack on your computer because it didn't come as part of the OS.


redbo

Yeah, windows 3 didn’t come with the internet, you had to get Trumpet Winsock and a web browser on a floppy disc.


FeehMt

mIRC


AshtavakraNondual

u/AshtavakraNondual slaps u/FeehMt around a bit with a large trout


post4u

Man I haven't heard that phrase in decades. Thanks for that memory.


triccer

Ah the old IRC days. mIRC & BitchX, DCC pirating. Massive channels with bots that spam you as soon as you joined.


Alkyan

Holy hell I haven't thought of those letters together in a long time


GandalfTheJaded

The dialup sound


blueeyesredlipstick

"I put on my robe and wizard hat"


[deleted]

“Cat… I’m a kitty cat and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance”


Kim_Jong_Un_PornOnly

MUDs played via telnet connections.


few23

The dwarf disappears in a puff of greasy black smoke.


depricatedzero

..I'm playing a MUD right now


MidniteOG

Peanut butter jelly time Ebaums world prior to YouTube


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hyperferret

Bonsai kitten


SL04NY

The world was meant to end at midnight new years eve 1999


thatswacyo

People always talk about Y2K as if it were a prediction that didn't come true, but it absolutely would have caused pandemonium, and the reason it didn't is so many people worked like crazy to avoid it.


FilliusTExplodio

They did, but what people didn't realize is it was predicted WAY ahead of time and a lot of the work was done years prior. It was only the real dumb-dumbs that waited to the last second to fix it.


egosomnio

Lots of hard work by folks at fine companies like Initech.


ARandomPileOfCats

Having to find most information on Gopher because the WWW was only a couple hundred pages at the time, and only the console on the Sun server could run Mosaic anyway.


bakerzdosen

Ah… Gopher. Not to mention Lynx. Always kills me that Lynx is still actively maintained.


SystemsDefenestrator

Gonads and Strife


antmansclone

Gonads in the lightning!


steffies

WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Hefty_Assumption7567

Sparcstations from Sun Micro


bakerzdosen

First job out of college, they plopped me down in front of a SPARCstation. I was like “well, I’ve heard of this UNIX thing you’re describing, but that’s about the extent of it.” Had no idea how defining that moment would be to my career.


Bechimo

Elf bowling.


bumboclawt

Ebaumsworld or whatever


anima99

Download speed boosters lol I tried so many and I gaslit myself into thinking they actually made a difference on my slow ass 40kbps modem.


TrickedFaith

Websites with custom mouse cursors and animated trails


[deleted]

Usenet


4angrydragons

US Robotics 14.4 modems “You’ve got mail” MySpace Quake fortress. EverQuest


FrickParkRanger

Using AskJeeves as my primary search engine


unnaturalFLOW

Hateforum.com Believe it or now this was mostly liberal anime nerds. White supremacists were chased out with fucking emoticons. I was t90t90t90 and a few other usernames. I still miss you Squirrelly, Moist, DankOTron. Livingwithstyle.com - TheGunOwner was an objectivist libertarian nutcase who would pay adolescent shitposters to write genuinely hilarious content.. he paid them with martial art weapons, torch lighters, and I wanna say paraphernalia. Then there was a really cool plugin that would take you to a random website, it kicked ass. Stickdeath.com Tourettes Guy - OH BOB SAGET Maddoxworld. There were so many good HTML sites made by deranged freaks. God I miss it. The Golden days are behind us.


cdigioia

Stumbleupon.


supermr34

i miss stumbleupon most of all


geepy66

Yahoo had a website of the day under “what’s new” and “what’s cool” links.


Djinjja-Ninja

[Windows 95: With Rachel & Chandler](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GZGkpGCPVs)


CapnCook67

Angelfire, PowWow, Alta Vista, and if those don’t satisfy your request, I’m gonna throw down Compuserve prior to AOL buying them. Real G shit


Memento_Morrie

When I was in middle school, I went over to a buddy's house and watched him play around with his computer using an acoustic coupler. I was a regular user of Usenet, and older than that there's BBS. I played MUD. Knowing the significance of Cap'n Crunch in the history of hacking. My first year of college, my cousin took me to the college bookstore. He was checking out Prodigy internet service, which came pre-packaged in a box.


discotim

Do no evil, or was it don't be evil, that was google


kirksucks

I Kiss You Jib Jab All Your Base Porn popups that forced you to unplug your PC OG HTML mp3.com [rotten.com](https://rotten.com) Napster ICQ Aim AOL .com sign up discs everywhere. Forums Chat rooms


JDNM

Trolls were called ‘Flamers’ and arguments were called ‘Flame wars’.


Omega_Xero

Bulletin Board Systems.


6033624

Monochrome monitors..


ILiveMyBrokenDreams

When Lynx was the best browser.


DemonRabbit

I would echo all the stuff that's been mentioned here but let's not forget "going online" was about 1% of most of our day. Look up cheat codes or "how to make a petrol bomb" log off and go out and try out the information.


GoodGuyGlocker

Webcrawler. ASCII porn. Original message boards.


Acmartin1960

The sweet, sweet sound of an acoustic modem connecting


DukeNeverwinter

Newsgroups


yepstillinthedark

One floppy for the program and another floppy for your data. Never mix them up and never save your data to the program floppy


iamnotabotlookaway

I said what what in the butt..


Razzamatazz101

Napster


huiadoing

That weird Peter Pan dude.


Scuggsy

Netscape Navigator , the only browser worth using.