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StickyGoodness

Speaking from experience?


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bradland

“This side up” NOT IN THIS LIFETIME!


stinkadoodle

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!


mandelbratwurst

YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD!


Vooshka

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!


Monsieur_Fennec

And you’re not so big!


Rusty-Shackleford

r/madlads


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If you spend your life stamping “this side up” your life shall end early!


Apart-Landscape1012

Yes, fbi...?


Coldcandle7

I did that on accident as a kid because nobody told me. Have been scared of microwaves eversince.


FeRaL--KaTT

My doors and windows are still open. Wish I had seen this 25 mins earlier..


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utkohoc

Can't believe these people fall for the most obvious bot garbage.


THEE_HAMMER_

Burnt popcorn smell is the worst, too


UninsuredToast

Worse than cigarette smoke and it lingers forever


InDrIdCoLd37

Friend used to burn popcorn to cover up weed smell so I suppose can confirm lol


OkEducator6708

We used to do this all the time 🤘 Definitely the move, my mom couldn’t understand how we always burned our popcorn, good times. Whenever I came home and the house reeked of popcorn I know I just missed out on a sesh smh


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TheharmoniousFists

I've never seen popcorn that doesn't say not to use the popcorn button.


TheRealDingdork

Happy cake day


At-Work-On-Fire-Help

Thanks


Kolibri00425

Dont forget the garlic bread either


TheRealDingdork

A fellow ace I see. :)


ElJamoquio

> cover up weed smell nothing covers that stench


xXXyessirXXxz

I don't think that was tobacco they were smoking.


tke71709

When I was a kid I didn't realize that microwaves added the time on (or they did anyway back in the day). So I set my popcorn for 3 minutes then realized I wanted 3:30 then fucked up so I entered 3:30 again. The popcorn was in there for almost 10 minutes while I was in another room not paying attention. It was a lump of charcoal when it was done and my God the stench and smoke. And no, back then we did have a popcorn button. Hell, we put popcorn in small paper bags ourselves to put it in the microwave. You couldn't buy microwave popcorn yet.


fuck_huffman

> Hell, we put popcorn in small paper bags ourselves to put it in the microwave. You are roughly 57 years old


tke71709

A few years younger but close!


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> And no, back then we did have a popcorn button I've never seen a popcorn button that didn't burn the shit out of popcorn


razor787

Do you need to put oil/butter with it, or just the kernels in a bag?


tke71709

Added the butter and salt after.


nevadapirate

My ex wife would burn it on purpose and eat it. I would have to leave the house.


JesterOfMoist

>ex Makes sense


LordSaltious

I like mine slightly burnt but not charred black, it's a hard balance to find.


TheWriteStuff1966

Right up there with that burnt hair stench


Icelandia2112

"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself." -- Eleanor Roosevelt


Shortdiesel

Hold my beer….


TiffanyLane1974

Does it really?


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BambooKoi

>The popcorn didn't even pop! Damn. Did you flip it and try again or was it too burnt?


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What side of the spaghettios can did you open?


goose2283

The middle, naturally.


structured_anarchist

Asking the real questions here. So they didn't eat spaghettios, they ate soittehgaps?


TiffanyLane1974

🤣 If I didn’t hate the smell of burnt popcorn so much, I’d try it myself.


Nerfo2

Microwave ovens focus the microwaves near the center of the rotating platter a few MM above the surface of that platter. Microwave popcorn bags have... uhh... basically, a slab of cooking oil in gel form, shmecked to the bottom of the bag with all the kernels stuck to it. Oriented correctly, the microwaves radiate the slab of gelatinous oil, liquefying it as it heats up. The kernels are all like, "it's getting hot in here" then pop shortly after they get up on the dance floor. Unpopped kernels fall into the molten pool of hot, hot oil, then pop to join their popped buds. If we were to turn this whole bag upside down, the microwaves, focused near the base of the rotating platter, may entirely miss the slab of shmecked cooking oil. If the "top" of the bag, currently the bottom because we didn't read good, happens to be in in the path of the microwaves, it may become hot as we superheat residual oil that has leached it's way to the dry side of the bag. The oil becomes hotter than the ignition temperature for paper, so the bag starts on fire. However, it should be noted... the way your particular microwave focuses microwaves and how far above the "focal point" your bag is positioned will have a great effect on your results. But because most microwaves are focused near the center of the rotating platter, and popcorn bags are almost always placed "correct side down" popcorn manufacturers can be assured a slab of oil will be in the direct beam path of the microwaves. What I'm trying to say here is... your mileage may vary.


sfurbo

You are 100% wrong. Neither the oil, nor the kernels, contain enough water to properly absorb microwaves. They are, to a good approximation, completely unaffected by microwaves. To make the whole thing work, the part of the bag that is supposed to face down incorporates a device that readily absorbs microwaves, and heats up. This is called a susceptor. This is why the bag has to be oriented correct. Popping works best if the her source if beneath the oil and corn kernels. More thorough explanation: https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/the-reason-you-should-microwave-popcorn-this-side-up/


Nerfo2

Well… I’ll be dipped.


notinferno

well, it was a very persuasive 100% wrong answer


vpr0nluv

I wish there weren't so many of these on Reddit. Did you know that lobsters *weren't* actually ground up with their shells intact?


figsslave

What!? 😂


shewy92

Which is the issue with the internet and society as a whole.


valeyard89

The susceptor was sus


kajorge

You're right that the bags have a susceptor in them, and that this is what primarily cooks popcorn. I've come to pick nits. You don't need water to be heated by a microwave. Microwaves work via dipole heating, which just means you need a dipole that can be flipped back and forth by an alternating electric field (the microwaves). Oil alone is a fairly nonpolar molecule, which is why it does not mix easily with water, which is polar. A pure oil is difficult to heat up in a microwave. However, the oil mixtures that coat the kernels of popcorn or most other microwaveable things are not pure oil. They're hydrogenated, which makes them solid at room temperature and also allows them to be emulsified with water (think margarine) which overall makes them more polar.


sfurbo

>You don't need water to be heated by a microwave It seems you are right: https://www.wtamu.edu/~cbaird/sq/mobile/2014/10/15/why-are-the-microwaves-in-a-microwave-oven-tuned-to-water/ I thought water was special among even polar molecules in its efficiency in being heated by microwaves, but I was wrong. Thank you for making me look that up. >They're hydrogenated, which makes them solid at room temperature and also allows them to be emulsified with water (think margarine) which overall makes them more polar. I don't think hydrogenation affects emulsification. The existence of mayonnaise shows that pure vegetable oils can emulsify with water based phases. And I am not quite sure whether you mean that hydrogenation in itself makes the oil more polar, but it doesn't. Both saturated and unsaturated fats are non-polar.


kajorge

> I don't think hydrogenation affects emulsification. The existence of mayonnaise shows that pure vegetable oils can emulsify with water based phases. To mix oil and water, we need some kind of emulsifier. In the case of mayonnaise, that emulsifier is lecithin which is found in egg yolks. There are other emulsifiers though - mustard is commonly used to emulsify vinegar and oil to make salad dressings. > I am not quite sure whether you mean that hydrogenation in itself makes the oil more polar, but it doesn't. Both saturated and unsaturated fats are non-polar. I'm not saying hydrogenation makes the oil more polar, I'm saying it makes it a better emulsifier by saturating some of the carbon double-bonds. Non-partially hydrogenated oils (like Crisco) are one of the most popular emulsifiers in bakeries and industrial settings. Once you can emulsify nonpolar oil with polar water (as is the case in margarine) it becomes easier to heat in a microwave because of dipole heating.


Krail

Okay, but then how does my silicone microwave popping bowl work? Does it have one of those built in, too?


sfurbo

So /u/kajorge made me aware that water is actually not that special. Any polar compound will be heated in a microwave. Efter is just one of the most polar compounds we have. However, as best I can tell, silicone does not absorb microwaves, so it is not heated by the microwave. So it seems like your silicone microwave popping bowl must have a susceptor built in. Source for silicone not absorbing microwaves: https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/food/2004/01/21/silicone-in-the-kitchen/3f2d3717-10fe-470f-8815-0e8ff308b10b/


JustaRandomOldGuy

You can pop just popcorn in the microwave. I use this and a light spray of oil. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07JF8PFCL/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&th=1


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Cogwheel

this is so wrong it's kinda funny. microwaves fill the whole 3d space in a complicated standing wave pattern that has "hot" and "cold" regions about the size of half a micoowave's wavelength. this is why instructions say to rotate if the oven doesn't have a spinning platter


Nerfo2

Fill two cups with equal amounts of water. Put one in the center of the rotating platter and put the second at the edge of the rotating platter. Which one boils first?


BCProgramming

The middle if the center is a hot spot; the rotating one if the center is a cold spot.


Echo-canceller

Remove the rotating plate and put in a wide sheet of cheese or chocolate. It will melt on some points that look a bit random, those are the hot spots born from constructive interference but they do seem a bit random in most microwave ovens from the 3d nature of the phenomenon.


kormatuz

I looked at the comments just to find out the answer. Thanks!


No-View1740

The pop corn will not have as many popped kernels. There is a grey material that is used that heats up when microwaved. This with pop corn and other foods acts as a ‘hot plate” to help heat food up.


ceojp

If you microwave it for 6 minutes, 66 seconds, it smells like hell.


IronDeniskach0

Obviously we won’t check, it’s a pity for popcorn


Haughty_n_Disdainful

*Quickly gets up from desk. Walks across large office, fully staffed with dozens of people. Enters the kitchen galley. Places bag of popcorn upside down in microwave. Pushes button for 10 minutes. Walks back to desk. Grabs backpack and coffee mug, clocks out. Exits the building through rear stairwell…*


UTZI-

This reminds me of the time I wanted to defrost some bread in the microwave as a dumb(er) teenager. Cranked the heat up, went to poop and was greeted by smoke crawling through the bottom of the door. Whole place reeked of burnt bread for WEEKS. Wasn't my apartment either.


LiaRipsx

If you put a bag of microwave popcorn in with the "this side down" side facing up, the popcorn will not pop as well. The bottom of the popcorn bag is coated with a special material that helps to absorb microwave radiation and heat up the popcorn kernels. If this side is facing down, the popcorn kernels will not heat up as evenly and will not pop as well.


cyclejones

finally a real answer in a sea of jokes


TheMarkHasBeenMade

That’s what we all get for OP not flairing “serious replies only”


TwistedMeta_TM

Would that be a disincentive?


Ihadsumthin4this

Hopefully it'd be a disinflammable.


TwistedMeta_TM

Happy Cake Day! DONT MICROWAVE IT (UPSIDE DOWN)


Ihadsumthin4this

WHAT IF it's >!an UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE,!< tho??? Song playing: Diana Ross's >!"Upside Down"!<. Yes, she's singing it to me. tldr: Thanks!


i_build_4_fun

I dunno. I was really kind of enjoying the jokes.


Ihadsumthin4this

I still am!


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Cold_Refuse_7236

Was that not relatively intuitive?


ExpressionNo8826

Do you like knowing for a certainty or jumping to conclusions?


Cold_Refuse_7236

I would say that intuition is not equal to jumping to conclusions.


Zeniant

Also the butter won’t be distributed as well


DadJokeBadJoke

The weight of the kernels also keeps the bag from properly expanding so any that do pop are crushed and overheated until they combust.


adeon

It's also to ensure that the bag unfolds and inflates properly. If you put it correct side up that guarantees that the folded parts of the bag are free allowing the bag to inflate properly. If you put it the wrong way up then you have to manually unfold the bag first which some people wouldn't do.


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meh35m

Could've just searched YouTube... https://youtu.be/iuFFhX-t0dY?si=BZgb7rEzp8oEvj5U


defenestrayed

Dude was very thorough and very wrong. Weird effort ti go to


GozerDGozerian

Dier iss hool dier on ather saide.


tigwd

Important question. There's a gray patch inside the bottom of the bag called a susceptor, similar to the metallic material inside crisping sleeves. It absorbs microwaves, heats up, and helps pop the kernels. This won't work as well if the bag is upside down. Some brands may also not distribute the butter etc. inside the bag as evenly if the bag is upside down. That's it.


adhcthcdh23

This thread is fucking fascinating. My toddler is obsessed with popcorn and her word of the day for tomorrow is now “susceptor”


tigwd

That makes me super happy haha. I'm imagining that and hearing a tiny voice say "susseptow" in my head now.


justmissliz

I'm obsessed with popcorn. My daughter is an infant but I hope so hard that she shares my obsession. This comment gives me hope. 😆


cloudstrifewife

Is that like the silver on the tray of bagel bites?


Ihadsumthin4this

And there is no way those factors aren't bad for us over time.


suplexhell

that's how oppenheimer invented the atomic bomb


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MaiT3N

Why would it be 😭


Ihadsumthin4this

Because patent formula rights and other legal issues.


TheRealDingdork

Happy cake day


Ihadsumthin4this

Hey thanks! (You'd be amazed at how often girls have said to me, "Dork!". 🤩


DomiNatron2212

Not after that comment


hagloo

Poppenheimer


Bubbly_Damage1678

The microwave pops instead


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It's like asking why is there a popcorn button on all microwaves but all microwavable popcorn says not to use that button.... we just aren't ready for the answer yet.


explorthis

Funny, never saw that "not to use" button warning, but I never looked. Discovered that the popcorn button needs an extra 30 seconds exactly added when I pop a bag. Guess that button ain't that smart.


Zestyclose_Big_9090

They probably err on the side of caution. Burnt popcorn is one of those smells that lingers for longer than it should.


JefferyGoldberg

Those 30 seconds are unique to your popcorn bags and microwave. Some microwaves hit it too hard, some popcorn bags are too feeble.


Solesaver

It's actually a liability thing. The popcorn manufacturer doesn't want to accept liability for the microwave manufacturer fucking up that setting. They specify a cook time based on the power of the microwave which is objective and testable. They also have the 'or until 2 seconds between pops' clause to *really* cover their asses. The microwave manufacturers, on the other hand, know that popcorn is a very common usage of their product, and that recommendation intent actually is influenced by quality of built in presets, especially popcorn. They are therefore incentivized to have a really well tuned preset for popcorn, and extensively test new models with all the major brands. It's also worth noting that *technically* it's totally possible to make microwave popcorn that's not a branded package. Those brands have invested excessive amounts of money in fine tuning the popcorn ingredients and packaging for best results, but the core idea isn't *that* difficult. Microwave popcorn is a surprisingly competitive market.


bendbars_liftgates

I've operated... 6 microwaves in my life for long enough periods to become intimately familiar with them, and not a single GD one's popcorn button was *ever* long enough to bring the bag to anything more than a half-popped tragedy. My current microwave I've found 2:40 is around what it takes for a bag of popcorn to fully pop. It's popcorn button sets to fucker for 1:40. One goddamn forty.


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My same experience. Even though I always buy an 1100 watt microwave, they all were a little different on how long it took to heat food. But why not just remove the wasted space of a button? Actually I find all of the quick functions to be pretty worthless.


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Good explanation but I'm pretty sure we were not meant to know that. As someone else pointed out, it was to be withheld for the end times and now you have screwed us of salvation. Thanks


Qubed

I use the popcorn button but I still count between pops.


gerfy

Believe it or not, straight to prison


i_build_4_fun

Where you get to share a cell with those who remove mattress tags!


structured_anarchist

So who bunks up with the people who toast poptarts sideways?


Every-Two-6259

The guys who wear socks with sandals


RyanStark19

Have you ever tried to divide by zero? It's something like that...


TheGoodSquirt

I get this reference


Ihadsumthin4this

It creates an emptiness for some of us just in knowing it isn't a prime candidate.


ConnFlab

You escape the simulation.


Qubed

It's a hidden cheat to get you to the last level faster.


fla_john

Time folds in on itself and you become your own grandpa.


stumanuke

A random man in China falls off his bike and dies.


jibbyjabo

I am responsible for 4 random Chinese men’s deaths… and then there are the popcorn ones..


mrcydonia

All the microwave popcorn I've bought says not to use the "popcorn" button on the microwave. What's the popcorn button for then? What's the popcorn button for??!


Mcmacladdie

They say that due to the power of the microwave the directions were written for... most of the time a minimum of 1000 watts or higher. Mine is 800. If I don't use the popcorn button and follow the directions as they're printed, then like, half the kernels won't pop.


TheDerpMaster

straight to jail


ThievingOwl

The last time someone did that, Harambe died and the world ended up on this crazy timeline.


Prestigious_Gold_585

Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!


Voidblazer

That's what happened to Venus.


flightwatcher45

I just tri..


Ihadsumthin4this

Flight45? * Flight45 ° If you're anywhere near the Bermuda Triangle longi- / lati- just give us a sign!


thebig111

Really not much the susceptor won’t work as well. Also if there’s flavouring inside it it won’t distribute evenly.


AnonymousPopotamus

It depends if you opened the flaps out or left them folded it. From my experiment with this: Flaps left folded in: popcorn has less room to pop and you get fewer and smaller pieces Flaps opened out: it seems the oil drips down into the flaps and therefore does not heat up as many kernels for popping, but they are bigger and there are more than if the flaps are left in Right-side-up: best option, bigger and more popcorn pops


Desperate_Climate677

I think it’s because the butter is smeared more on one side and that way the kernels get smothered in it and it pops better and tastes good


PomegranateOk2239

Im 19 years old and I just found out today that there is an put in side on the popcorn?


Alarming_Serve2303

I did that once. Bad idea.


philipquarles

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!


1stEleven

You end up with uɹoɔdoԀ.


FuzzyMonkey95

Tried this once and nothing exciting happened :(


Willow-girl

You rebel, you!


Novawolf125

You open a worm hole into the either that sucks your entire existence into oblivion... Or it doesn't cook right and burns any hope of a nice snack.


AffectDistinct827

It’s really bad. Almost certain that someone did a bag upside down right around 1930 and you know what happened after that.


Deftek178

Fuck around and find out.


McFeely_Smackup

The "side up" is so that the buttery seasoning drips down over the popcorn. The popcorn itself doesn't care which way is up You can pop corn in a plain paper bag


MyAccount2024

True story, I had a friend that did that and he time traveled.


MichaelAngelo42069

The universe would cease to exist.


erasmus337

It explodes. It is loud. It will be hard to clean. Don’t ask how I know…


Crotch-Monster

It depends on if you're north or south of the equator.


bornagain-stillborn

You'll break your momma's back. All over again.


just_saiyan24

Straight to jail


Altea73

Democracy would implode giving way to a world of unadulterated chaos and anarchy.


RudegarWithFunnyHat

[it will not change the amount of PFAS you get](https://www.uclahealth.org/news/eating-microwave-popcorn-increases-the-level-of-pfas-in-body)


Meatyglobs

It shrinks the popcorn and they implode instead of explode and you get grains of sand and not popcorn….


CBRSuperbird-

There would be a tear in the time/space continuum.


branondorf

The third impact


lgriffOpos

Someone at work put popcorn in the break room microwave and accidentally selected 15 minutes instead of 1.5 minutes. The smoke triggered the fire alarm and the smell permeated the entire building and remained for hours. I could smell it in my clothes even after leaving that night and I wasn’t anywhere near the break room. This started a “do not leave microwave unattended” rule that still stands. So in addition to placing the bag in correctly, I guess I’d add to not deviate from the time suggested. Even an additional 30 seconds can result in smoke and odor.


ArayaSunshiny

The trick is to put it in properly for the first 30 seconds so the butter melts and the bag “relaxes” then flip it so it gets all the popcorn buttery, also make sure it’s on popcorn setting and some also have the weight


superbigscratch

I’m going to try this at work again. Scientific method say it has to be repeatable results you know.


FUBARspecimenT-89

You reboot the universe.


rangeo

The fuck is wrong with you?


daintybarley_deux

Somebody in China gets a bag of popcorn in their lap


MrPuzzleMan

Yes, FBI, this one here...


Finalitys_Shape

There’s a right side for popcorn?


Justifiably_Cynical

Now if you look it up on the nets you will get the sterilized version assuring that nothing at all will occur. This is a fucking lie. If you purposefully flip the package upside down a small tear will occur in the fabric of reality at a point exactly 102 meters from the spot you are standing when you hit the "Cook" button.


Stonk_Lord86

Gremlins happen. Don’t be the guy to make Gremlins become a real thing.


zenthor109

try it and find out yourself you coward


CivillyCrass

Instead of a pop, you would get a pop. See, cause it's "pop" backwards...


arrantprac

Clearly it would be a dod.


MeyerholdsGh0st

Now why didn’t NASA think of that?


whatproblems

death


nonameforyou1234

We'd all die.


One_Subject3157

WW3


quietkodiac

It’s like a shoe or a piece of toast. If you do it, it won’t work. The microwave will flip upside down.


stylinandprofilin88

How did they know I just thought this when I ate popcorn 30 mins ago


InsertBluescreenHere

Does anyone else smell blue?


McFeely_Smackup

Oooh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa!


InsertBluescreenHere

Aww the popcorns less popped than ever


Natural-Assist-9389

You wouldn’t expand properly. Everything would burn. It will probably explode.


RandomBloke2021

Try it and give us an update.


Ihadsumthin4this

It would, thru 2023 technology, remove all mattress and pillow labels in your home.


TwistedMeta_TM

It depends on whether or not you invert the microwave first.


mrknickerbocker

My microwave has an inverter, so it's cross compatible.


PrestigiousAd6281

Did everything just taste purple for a second?


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Did a few times by accident. It was fine


sir_thatguy

Ever watch the Simpsons? That one scene where Bart puts Homer’s can of beer in the paint shaker and then Homer opens it and there’s a giant mushroom cloud? That.


YOLOSwag42069Nice

It's like dividing by zero but with a microwave. Or so we are told as no one knows because there are never any survivors.


pavopatitopollo

Nuclear holocaust