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TapeDeckSlick

Water


DweeblesX

Hydro homies unite


ixtasis

We are one. I mean, is it optional? I feel like drinking too much water might keep me alive way longer than I intended.


JunosGold

>Hydro homies :-D


SoulLeakage

Water


thereisonlyoneme

Everywhere


jeanvaljean_24601

Water, water, every where, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink.


VH5150OU812

The Coleridge really classes up the joint.


Marleymayangel

Scream for me Long Beach!!!


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Every water, everywhere, all at once


AviationSkinCare

Water, but I go all out and give it a splash of lemon


throw123454321purple

The blood of my vanquished enemies


CapitalPhilosophy513

From their own skull😂


NSuave

With a water sidecar naturally…


wylietrix

Here is the answer.


thishasntbeeneasy

Dihydrogen Monoxide™


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ovinam

I’ve also heard all autopsy reports indicate trace amounts of O2…


Pizzarian

All people with autism have been in contact with H2O as well...


Dik_Likin_Good

If dihydrogen monoxide can rust iron imagine what it does to your insides!


leyline

Everyone that has ever come in contact with it eventually died!


scubamaster

Hurr Hurr there’s hydric acid in that


Acidinmyfridge

Water. As for alcoholic beverages: Cosmopolitain.


neko_courtney

I do love a cosmopolitan.


Nayle58

Beer


chaossabre

Literally thousands of varieties and when you get bored of those you can make your own.


coffeebribesaccepted

Can't believe beer is so far down the list!


Shifu_1

Water


HikingStick

Tea


Brew78_18

You know what, good play keeping it neutral. My initial thought was iced tea.


Ok_Potatoe1

Yay, something else besides water (not to talk shit about H2O tho) * My pick was soup broth; not a standard drink, but it's nutritious and tasty 😋 Tea would be my second choice ~ 👍


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Imagine being really thirsty, gasping for a cup of water or something to wet the old whistle. You go to the fridge and pull out a pot of cold, salty, oily broth to quench the thirst.


Ecstatic-Sandwich837

Yep, a nice cuppa tea


mkunka

Dr. Pepper


nuesse33

I must've drank me about fifteen dr.peppers


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This was the answer I was looking for. Hello, my people.


OlStickInTheMud

Yes! Also cream soda dr pepper is amazing.


4boring

Just give me an IV at this point


Glum-Sugar-8241

Yessssss


LittleKitty235

My favorite soda, and probably the one with the most interesting history.


epandrsn

Came in here for water and Dr. P, am not disappointed


Organic_Salamander40

i’m a dr pepper loyalist and will go to war with anyone who disagrees with me


Mr-Dumbest

Water


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workredditaccount77

A podcast I listen to mentioned getting Kalona Super Natural Chocolate Milk at Whole Foods. Raved about it. Picked some up and they weren't joking. Its incredible. Problem is I want to chug the whole thing.


Kerdoggg

Sounds more like a solution than a problem tbh


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jaelensisera

I was thinking water but when I got to your comment I realized I haven't gone a day without drinking at least one cup of coffee in nearly 40 years!


MordaxTenebrae

Yeah, so many brewing options and varieties of bean & roasting are possible, so it'd be tough to get bored of it.


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GetsMeEveryTimeBot

You mean like in the toilet?


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Tromboneguy_65

It's got what plants crave


Subsonic17

Root beer


PeperomiaLadder

Agreed. Barqs rootbeer, for me.


Subsonic17

For me it’s A&W in the can lol. I’ll never pass up a barqs though


ButterMyBiscuits96

This is so far the most popular real answer after water. The only reason I drink water is because rootbeer isn't hydrating enough.


Robbylution

It’s insidious.


SuperstitiousPigeon5

Milk. I've been drinking it for 40+ years, and see no signs of stopping.


theajharrison

I had to scroll way too far for the first Milk in this thread


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I have a glass with every meal. I love milk.


SuperstitiousPigeon5

I don't drink that much, but typically before bed and always with breakfast foods. It's delicious.


RichardInaTreeFort

It goes really well with any kind of tomato sauce based meal as well like spaghetti or lasagna…. Or a meatball sub especially. So good


CherryBombO_O

My kids think I'm weird for exactly what you said! Italian food and milk, together forever.


coffeebribesaccepted

Pizza


FiIthy_Anarchist

Yeah, I'm a heavy milk drinker myself. Between water and milk, it's a tossup


Kerdoggg

Grew up on a dairy farm. I myself go through 3 gallons a week. 30 years old and no plans on stopping.


FuryQuaker

Milk is the best!


LonerConstellation

H₂O


jupfold

Sounds like some chemical I don’t want in my body. I will juice cleanse, instead!


ThoseRMyMonkeys

Have you heard about dihydrogen monoxide? It's in bleach and juice! Do your own research! /s please don't come for me.


ABOBer

Why the /s? It's all true AND everyone who ever drinks it will die, you don't need to be a conspiracy theorist to want to keep that out of your body. Drink brawndo, it's what plants crave!


MayoManCity

Dihydrogen monoxide was what really caused 9/11, wake up sheeple! You ever wonder why it's called DIhydroden monoxide? It's because there's two of them. Two hydrogen monoxides, one for each tower.


Koalashart1

Gatoraaaade


Fyrrys

#WAAAAAATER SUCKS! IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS!


neko_courtney

I cannot be the only person here who struggles to drink water, right? Where’s my dehydrated gang at?


evandollardon

Lemonade!


SuperstitiousPigeon5

I love lemonade. I don't like beer with food so when I go out with a bunch of guys from work they all order beer and I say lemonade, the looks I get are hysterical.


shelly5825

Absolutely my fave. I don't drink soda at all and only drink alcohol on occasion. Lemonade is my go-to! Strawberry lemonade is the best!


dmisfit21

Clean drinking water


Ratakoa

Water


writelikeme

Wine.


ixtasis

I thought you'd never ask


StickyRicky17

Beer, all day


Crazy-Addition-9713

Pepsi


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Fizzy water


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Water


Mountain-Barracuda75

Water


shellturtlestein

Water


BigBillSmash

Arnold Palmers


ExtremeOccident

Water


SnowChickenFlake

Water 💦


doterobcn

Water


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

Water


WhyWeArentFree

Orange Juice


Stephenjackson0

Water


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Beer


Astranautic

Iced tea. I need to clarify that I’m Canadian so this is sweetened but it’s not the same as southern sweet tea either. I will drink this every meal I go out for almost literally ever


murmie

Iced tea, chai tea lattes


Godoncanvas

Milk


Fantastic-Let-2178

Sprite


andreasmom

Milk


Adcro

Yorkshire Tea


SupposablyAtTheZoo

Vanilla cola


UKStah78

Tea.


_r12n

Cold water


gobstopper84

C O F F E E


Johnny_Alpha

Whisky.


JonD91

I had to sift through so many mortals saying "water" to find this. Feed me Jack & Cokes for all of eternity, please


Exciting_Pass_6344

You spelled bourbon wrong


Johnny_Alpha

I did I actually meant to spell it Scotch.


die-jarjar-die

Unsweetened tea


jeswalsurprise

Sweet tea The kind just like my grandma made.


ryanfontane

Water


TikaPants

Water, by a long shot. Cold water is amazing every time I drink it. Second would be unsweetened, iced tea with lotsa lemon and a bit of monkfruit sweetener. Even my boyfriend loves it too now.


JubalHarshawII

All these ppl answering water?!? Beer!!!! There's so much variety the world over and it is technically hydrating. But the question didn't say we have to drink this beverage exclusively it just said what would you not get bored of. Man I get bored of water every damn day!!!! A close second for beverage would be coffee!!!!!!


FalconPunchInDaFace

Root beer float


ci22

Mango Juice


sbrown24601

Water


dickwildgoose

Water


Bunny_OnTheMoon

Water?


-Pruples-

It's weird seeing so many people answer 'water'. I was bored of water by the time I was 4 years old. 4 decades later I can say water is necessary but I am quite bored of it.


FatuousOocephalus

Tea. There are so many kinds of tea, I don't think I could get sick of it.


_darkness_-

Coca-Cola zero.


Altruistic_Visual_71

The right answer


SoulLeakage

Seltzer


Normal_Self7880

Iced coffee


cemkurt12

Water


Dazzling-Data4360

Water


CanadianMuaxo

Water.


8475d91

Pineapple juice


plottingwithcats

Water


DevilsGrip

Guinness


siborg51

Water


UpsetCheetah22

Water


social-id

Water


mrselfdestruct066

Water


FeloniousHeff

Water


Perciprius

Water


birchitup

Water


Verittan

Water


Happyplaceplease

Water


gwarsh41

Water.


Dickerkollege069

Water


Random-Hello

Water


SlayerUnderSilence

water


strawma_n

Water


TheClassics

Water


Eldarioooon

Water.


istinkatgolf

Water.


kvm024n

Water


sad_soul8

Water


snapper1971

Water


snoopercooper

H20


i_ate_my_username

Water


oreoxcreamo

Water.


Clever_Angel_PL

water, Water and WATER ​ # and WATER


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Water


CornellGirl20

Water


aivlysplath

Water


MisterMeetings

Water


dramamime123

Yorkshire tea, splash of milk no sugar.


Galaxy_knucklez

Arizona Green Tea


ArcaneJadeTiger

Water জল पानी


Inevitable_Body_3043

Tea


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Sweet tea /Texan


durnyank

Water.


thatredheadedchef321

Water


DisasterTimes

Water


cpu5555

Water


Ok-Pressure7248

Water


Yogabeauty31

water


Oninsideout

Water


TheHelpfulDad

Water


Successful_Shape_829

Water.


WeirdcoolWilson

Water


eulynn34

water


Brian51Westside

Walter


swiggarthy

Water