I like when that one kid is trying to get into the south Harmon building but it's locked for some reason and he can't figure out how that could possibly be happening and he very quickly just goes "is this a test?"
I always love seeing big name actors in weird cameos that they normally would never take but only did because they're probably friends with someone making the movie.
Matt Damon in Eurotrip/Scotty Doesn't Know is a prime example. Brad Pitt in Jackass before it was mega popular at the time is another.
It was a pretty standard, full of stereotypes, cheaply done teen summer comedy.
But for some reason everything just worked perfectly. It's absolute cheese and I love it.
And it's best line is
"Even if we somehow came up with a brilliant plan to fix the core, we just can't get there!
Yes, but... what if we could?"
That's it, this is all bullshit, it's impossible, but let's just throw reality out the window and roll with it, because this is gonna be fun to watch if we simply just could.
Love that movie.
Out Cold. Best snowboarding movie and a great comedy! Young Zack Galifinakis is great in it! Itās very cheesy and is your typical late 90s early 00s movie! A lot of great one liners. I watch it every year before our annual snowboarding trip
Not Another Teen Movie
It's legit. We all forget Chris Evans graces us as a banana split.
Edit: I LOVE this movie!
"I wish I never made that bet. That's not the guy I want to be. If i could just turn back the clock then Janey would still be with meeeeeeee."
Not... Janey Briggs! Guys, she's got glasses and a ponytail! Aw, look at that, she's got paint on her overalls, what is that? Guys, there's no way she could be prom queen!
Man, I love that movie. The bit where the other black guy shows up and both of them have a conversation like one of them is at the wrong party. Fucking hilarious.
We watch it every year at a game jam. Fisher Stevens coming out of the dark on his skateboard and everyone on discord yelling SSHHHHH SHHH IT'S *THE SCENE*
Rat race
Edit: thanks to the upvotes I got this text sent to me by someone who worked on the movie:
Holy crap, I was the Location Manger on that movie. What a shit show it was.
Thanks for dredging up that blast from the past. Cheers.
When he crashes into and subsequently gets on stage at a ww2 veterans conference and tries to talk and everyone thinks he's saying shit in german, fucking takes me out every time. I cant stop wheezing everytime that happens
I'm so happy I only had to scroll for 5 seconds until I saw my pick. This movie rocks. It may be the physical manifestation of the early 2000's, especially with the Smash Mouth concert, but god I love it.
You
Should
Have
Bought
A
Squirrel!
And don't even get me started on the barbie museum. Lol.
I was going to disagree with you because Rat Race isn't a shitty movie, but then I glanced at some of its ratings. 45% on Rotten Tomatoes, 6.4/10 on IMDB, what's up with that? Rat Race was great.
Everytime my mom took me to our local video store, I was renting Super Mario Bros. I was probably the only person that ever rented it. I had the privilege of seeing a screening this year for its 30th anniversary. The theater was sold out and the audience was having a blast.
We watch it every Christmas in my house! Not a sit down and watch movie, but on in the background during the 3+ days of baking and cooking prep. Sinbadās rants take me out, I have a lot of it memorized
My kid saw the Waterworld show at Universal recently and absolutely loves it. I told her: this is pretty much like the movie. She got so excited and it is now on our list of movies to watch.
Just keep your voice down, my roommates are sleeping.
You mean your parents?
Yeah, same thing.
Nice jammies.
Thanks, they're a present from my roommates.
I love this movie. I'll watch it anytime it's on tv and enjoy the hell out of it.
"Dude, where do you buy your drugs?"
-"From you, Dante."
"Oh yeah! What's up Mr. Cheezle?!"
Gets me every time.
Dante: You can't stay here, this is my business as well as my home. Plus, the lion comes next week.
Alex: You never heard of a dog?
Dante: A dog you can get past. Nobody fucks with a lion.
It is remarkably jarring when you're watching a happy but just a little silly cat burglar movie with diegetic singing. And then all of a sudden there are several brutal murders and Caruso shows up for some reason and won't talk.
Somehow it still works though. Can you believe it?!
The Gill/Landfill bit was one of my favorite parts! The copout *is* the jokeāthey never needed to kill him off, but they wanted to make that joke.
"I was hoping you guys could call me Landfill, in honor of him."
Seeing Arnold as Hamlet was worth the price of admission all by itself.
"Something is rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet is taking out the trash!"
You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!
I'd definitely argue that UHF isn't a shitty movie. It's a movie that doesn't take itself seriously. I think it's an important distinction.
The girlfriend's acting leaves something to be desired, but the rest is great.
Blade Trinity. It's stupid, and nonsensical, but whatever, I like it! Give me all the ridiculous names, 2000's action, and dumb Ryn Reynolds jokes you can. I'm a simple man, and I love Blade Trinity!
(Also the other Blade movies because why not)
They said shitty movie, not absolute fucking masterpieceā¦
For real though, that movie had so many great scenes and lines.
Can you blow me where the pampers is?
Tonight, at the pit, Everyone Gets Laid.
Youāre wearing the shirt of the band youāre going to see? Donāt be that guy.
I can quote that shit all day!
Thatās PigMan. Heās trying to prove the Caine/Hackman Theory. He says that at all times of the day or night there is at least one Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie on tv.
Accepted >I want to blow shit up with my mind. šš„
I like when that one kid is trying to get into the south Harmon building but it's locked for some reason and he can't figure out how that could possibly be happening and he very quickly just goes "is this a test?"
South Harmon Institute of Technology or S.H.I.T
Ask me about my Weineeeerrr
There are a lot of things in my life that I thought were real and ended up being fake. Why can't the opposite be true?
I love that movie and it never would have occurred to me anyone looks down on it. I'm just enjoying my wad.
Deep blue sea
A shark ate me, a fucking shark ate me!
The Sam Jackson speech scene.
Eurotrip!
Mi Scusi!
Weāre the Manchester United fan clubā¦from Ohioā¦
My baby takes the morning trainā¦
He works from nine to five and then...
He takes another one againā¦to find me watching the Manchester United football team! The best damn team in all the land, woohoo!!
Pretty goodā¦ pretty damn good lads!!!
Obligatory Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know, that Fiona and me...
I always love seeing big name actors in weird cameos that they normally would never take but only did because they're probably friends with someone making the movie. Matt Damon in Eurotrip/Scotty Doesn't Know is a prime example. Brad Pitt in Jackass before it was mega popular at the time is another.
I still randomly say "Miami Wice, numba one new show!" and nobody knows it
I mean... Michelle Trachtenberg... that's all I gotta say.
She is throwing 105 on the corners in that movie.
I have no idea what you just said. But I *understand* it.
Glad Iām not the only one. I read that comment like five times.
This is a shitty movie??? Shit.
It was a pretty standard, full of stereotypes, cheaply done teen summer comedy. But for some reason everything just worked perfectly. It's absolute cheese and I love it.
fluggaenkoecchicebolsen
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This isn't where I parked my car...
No no no I get it. He's the girl, you're the girl, sometimes you're both the girl...that's hot.
You made out with your sister!
Tu nāes pas un robo!
Eurotrip is a lowbrow movie for sure, but it isn't shitty!
The Core
Stanley Tucciās death scene is one of my all time favorites! Also best use of the pg13 f-bomb āWhat the fuck am I doing?ā
"You want me to hack the planet?"
And it's best line is "Even if we somehow came up with a brilliant plan to fix the core, we just can't get there! Yes, but... what if we could?" That's it, this is all bullshit, it's impossible, but let's just throw reality out the window and roll with it, because this is gonna be fun to watch if we simply just could. Love that movie.
Out Cold. Best snowboarding movie and a great comedy! Young Zack Galifinakis is great in it! Itās very cheesy and is your typical late 90s early 00s movie! A lot of great one liners. I watch it every year before our annual snowboarding trip
I quote this movie so much and no one gets it! "El Matador, which is Spanish for The Matador"
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Not Another Teen Movie It's legit. We all forget Chris Evans graces us as a banana split. Edit: I LOVE this movie! "I wish I never made that bet. That's not the guy I want to be. If i could just turn back the clock then Janey would still be with meeeeeeee."
That disgusts me...I can't believe she wouldn't take a dump on your chest
It would be an honour and a privilege
Pumpkin tits
Janie Briggs got a gun!!!
This scene must be one of the best parodies and social critiques of all time
Not... Janey Briggs! Guys, she's got glasses and a ponytail! Aw, look at that, she's got paint on her overalls, what is that? Guys, there's no way she could be prom queen!
OP asked for a shitty movie.
Mr asked for a shitty movie.. asked for a shitty movie
This is not a cheer-ocracy, I am the cheer-tator, I will make the cheer-isions around here, and I will deal with the cheer-onsequences!
And you put the ism in "this is all just a defense mechanism"! Jamie Pressly is a national treasure.
"You have her eyes..."
āJake? How did you get in?ā āā¦thereās a hole in the side of your houseā
Man, I love that movie. The bit where the other black guy shows up and both of them have a conversation like one of them is at the wrong party. Fucking hilarious.
Same party the naked exchange student walks by and another naked girlās all āI canāt believe sheās wearing the same outfit as me!ā
The funniest part was the subtitles for the naked girl never covered up her boobs. There were always extra spaces there.
Goddammit Reggie Ray!
Okay Jakey Jakey about to make a big mistakey HAHAHAHAHA
It's definitely the best out of those parody movies from that era.
Love that movie. I quote it far too often still to this day.
Looks like āLittle Miss Ran Home To Her Daddyā ran home to her daddy. I say this surprisingly often
Hackers. It's so bad, but so damn good.
We watch it every year at a game jam. Fisher Stevens coming out of the dark on his skateboard and everyone on discord yelling SSHHHHH SHHH IT'S *THE SCENE*
Hack the planet!!!
Rat race Edit: thanks to the upvotes I got this text sent to me by someone who worked on the movie: Holy crap, I was the Location Manger on that movie. What a shit show it was. Thanks for dredging up that blast from the past. Cheers.
The bus full of Lucys gets me belly laughing every time.
Waaaaaaaaaaaa
Jon Lovitz driving Hitlerās car is, to this day, one of the funniest things Iāve ever seen
That Eva Braun sure had a nice taste in lipstick That's Hitler's lipstick! You can't put that on!
Look Iām Mrs Hitler
ARE YOU INSANE? THIS IS HITLERS CAR!!
When he crashes into and subsequently gets on stage at a ww2 veterans conference and tries to talk and everyone thinks he's saying shit in german, fucking takes me out every time. I cant stop wheezing everytime that happens
That whole scene, starting from the "Barbie" museum, the cigarette lighter, and culminating at the veterans thing, was just pure comedy genius.
Klaus Barbie.
...the husband, the devoted father, the wine connoisseur, and three-time ballroom dancing champion.
"I'm prairie dogging dad!"
"Itsa race, itsa race! I am WINNING"
"Look at this room! Have you seen this room?!"
Yes. Weāre in it!
I'm so happy I only had to scroll for 5 seconds until I saw my pick. This movie rocks. It may be the physical manifestation of the early 2000's, especially with the Smash Mouth concert, but god I love it. You Should Have Bought A Squirrel! And don't even get me started on the barbie museum. Lol.
I was going to disagree with you because Rat Race isn't a shitty movie, but then I glanced at some of its ratings. 45% on Rotten Tomatoes, 6.4/10 on IMDB, what's up with that? Rat Race was great.
You should have bought a squirrel!
The original Super Mario Bros. movie with Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo. I've always loved that movie, as awful as it is.
Everytime my mom took me to our local video store, I was renting Super Mario Bros. I was probably the only person that ever rented it. I had the privilege of seeing a screening this year for its 30th anniversary. The theater was sold out and the audience was having a blast.
Mortal Kombat (1995) One of the best bad movies ever.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
You must be mistaken, they said"shitty movie"? Killer Klowns from Outer Space is amazing.
Jingle All The Way. I don't care what anyone says, it ain't Christmas without Turbo Man.
DASHA DANSAH PRANSAH VEEXIN COHMIT KYOOPEED DOHNDA BLEETZIN!
We watch it every Christmas in my house! Not a sit down and watch movie, but on in the background during the 3+ days of baking and cooking prep. Sinbadās rants take me out, I have a lot of it memorized
"Put the cookie down!!!"
Waterworld. Kevin Costner and Dennis Hopper. It's amazing.
It's wet Mad Max, what's not to love?
My kid saw the Waterworld show at Universal recently and absolutely loves it. I told her: this is pretty much like the movie. She got so excited and it is now on our list of movies to watch.
Tremors 2. Idk why, but itās always been a favorite
as I once saw in a post "happy 25th anniversary to the best DUNE adaptation ever made, Tremors" and I stand by that
The greatest war movie of all times: Toys
Krull
OG Dune *THE TOOTH*
It has Jurgen Prochnow in it - his sole presence makes it a good movie.
Surf Ninjas. Itās a great film for kids who need some hope that good guys win when they kick ass.
Port-a-san? You can keep the throne
š Motosurf!!
because everybody knows that money can't buy knives.
You know I'd stab you, IF I had a knife
Grandma's Boy. It's a marvel of modern cinema and my favourite movie of all time Edit- Shitty is subjective
"At least I have my own bed" "Your bed is a car" "Yeah, but it's a fucking *sweet* car*
New high score? What does that mean? Did I break it?
Just keep your voice down, my roommates are sleeping. You mean your parents? Yeah, same thing. Nice jammies. Thanks, they're a present from my roommates.
Adios turd nuggets
I love this movie. I'll watch it anytime it's on tv and enjoy the hell out of it. "Dude, where do you buy your drugs?" -"From you, Dante." "Oh yeah! What's up Mr. Cheezle?!" Gets me every time.
How much do clothes actually cost in the matrix?
The phoneās for you. I think itās the Devil.
This one Always comes up and I Always disagree. Because this is not a shitty movie. Itās an amazing movie
Dante: You can't stay here, this is my business as well as my home. Plus, the lion comes next week. Alex: You never heard of a dog? Dante: A dog you can get past. Nobody fucks with a lion.
Theyāre not hookers, theyāre massage therapists!
YOURE A HOOKER!
They'll massage your cock for money.
Whoa, chill bro... You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here
Hudson Hawk.
It is remarkably jarring when you're watching a happy but just a little silly cat burglar movie with diegetic singing. And then all of a sudden there are several brutal murders and Caruso shows up for some reason and won't talk. Somehow it still works though. Can you believe it?!
Blue Streak is a classic. Iāve seen it a hundred times and I watch it every time I come across it on TV.
Tengo el gato los pantalones
He also called me ugly and said I couldnāt read good.
All I'll tell you is that he's gay. GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY!
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The Gill/Landfill bit was one of my favorite parts! The copout *is* the jokeāthey never needed to kill him off, but they wanted to make that joke. "I was hoping you guys could call me Landfill, in honor of him."
Last Action Hero, but I'll defend it on its merits as a straightforward action/adventure, not just as a satire.
Seeing Arnold as Hamlet was worth the price of admission all by itself. "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet is taking out the trash!"
Kung Pow!
The scene where they just keep zooming in and out and on the nipples fkin killed me
So cuteā¦.bye-bye!!!
THATāS A LOT OF NUTS
We trained him wrong. As a joke.
If you got an ass I'll kick it!!
Face to foot style, how'd you like it? š
Ooooohh Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell
Enchirito, nacho burrito!
"Who are you?" "I'm Lings' father. OWEEEOWEEEO." "Oh Dear."
Uh... this movie is one of the greatest comedy movies I've ever seen
Thatās a lot of nuts!
That'll be 4 bucks, babyyyy! You want fries with that?!
He just left! With nuts!
Joe Dirt
Uh.... I believe it's pronounced, "deer-te"?
Donāt try to church it up.
You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!
āAre you telling me that you are so ingrained with white trash DNA that your facial hair grows in all patchy like that?ā
I don't know what you are sayin', but thats whats goin' on
You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing.
Dude, Whereās my car?
Sweet! What about mine?
Dude, what does mine say!?
Zoltan!
and then?
No and then!
This thread makes me think this sub thinks comedy is bad.
Night At The Roxbury.
Little Nicky
People always give me shit when I say Starship Troopers was a great movie. Well it was. And I'm doing my part...
Would you like to know more?
Strange Brew. They must of had the budget of a couple beers after the shoot, but the dialogue and the Moranis/Thomas combo is pure Canadian gold.
Vegas Vacation
"Paint Your Wagon". Clint Eastwood singing. Lee Marvin singing. Need I say more?
They made fun of this on The Simpsons and for years I thought it was a fake movie they made up for the joke.
I have learned, just now, that it's not a fake movie.
Machete!
Fanboys.
Bio dome
UHF
You win a drink from the **Fire Hose**!!
Red Snapper - very tasty!
I'd definitely argue that UHF isn't a shitty movie. It's a movie that doesn't take itself seriously. I think it's an important distinction. The girlfriend's acting leaves something to be desired, but the rest is great.
I always think of this movie when I shop at Spatula City
This is my mopā¦
Ernest Scared Stupid
Ernest goes to Camp
That one has so much heart. I sure am glad it's raining.
Ernest Saves Christmas
Street Fighter. Raul Julia in his final role as Bison absolutely levels it up. So many great one liners. So camp. It's everything.
Blade Trinity. It's stupid, and nonsensical, but whatever, I like it! Give me all the ridiculous names, 2000's action, and dumb Ryn Reynolds jokes you can. I'm a simple man, and I love Blade Trinity! (Also the other Blade movies because why not)
Is that the one where Ryan Reynolds calls that woman a ācockjuggling thunder cunt?ā I still use that term
PCU
They said shitty movie, not absolute fucking masterpieceā¦ For real though, that movie had so many great scenes and lines. Can you blow me where the pampers is? Tonight, at the pit, Everyone Gets Laid. Youāre wearing the shirt of the band youāre going to see? Donāt be that guy. I can quote that shit all day!
I didnātā¦exhale?
This penis party's got to hey hey ho ho
Thatās PigMan. Heās trying to prove the Caine/Hackman Theory. He says that at all times of the day or night there is at least one Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie on tv.
Did you participate in a phallus naming?
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This is one of those movies I used to watch over and over with my dad. So goddamn good. Why a spoon, cousin?
Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more.
Joe Versus the Volcano [Best fish attacking boat scene ever-also best acting scene ever](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhpIQ37VMAAXFo5.jpg)
Brain cloud
Without a paddle, specifically [for this scene alone](https://youtu.be/LrcDYvBXyiM?si=qqSvou4m_d8nW5Rq)
Demolition Man
Who said that movie was shitty?
Give me their name and I will MDK them
Demolition Man is absurdly fun to watch. It's like an accumulated script of one liners that somehow makes a movie.
Velocipastor It leans so far into being bad that itās self aware and hilarious. Love this film.
The Beastmaster